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#187 - omg yes I tried making an Orstein build but I fucked it up…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2012 on Talk Show Boobs 0
#190 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
I thought Ciaran used the Hornet Ring. Then there was Gough with the Hawk ring, Ornsteins Leo ring, and Artorias' Wolf ring.
#182 - all of my thumbs 06/07/2012 on Talk Show Boobs +2
#180 - OMFG YES IM A GUY AND THAT MADE ME SO WET I know that's Ar…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/07/2012 on Talk Show Boobs 0
User avatar #183 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
Some poor fuck thats who...Why are the four knights so fucking awesome? I just got ornstein's armor and spear on my NG+ and I came fountains.
User avatar #187 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
omg yes
I tried making an Orstein build but I fucked it up so bad. What was that thief chick's name again? She used the Hornet Ring.
#190 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
I thought Ciaran used the Hornet Ring. Then there was Gough with the Hawk ring, Ornsteins Leo ring, and Artorias' Wolf ring.
#184 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
Sorry forgot another gif.
User avatar #624 - ghio (06/19/2012) [-]
what is this from?
User avatar #626 - abaraxus (06/19/2012) [-]
This entire thread is Dark Souls.
#201 - edwardrichtofen (06/07/2012) [-]
Dont forget about "Rare Chest Ahead"
#207 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
This thread is now Dark Souls.
Praise the Sun!
#220 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
I'm okay with this.
#221 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
Chime the bell mates, looks like its time to die...
User avatar #222 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
That awkward moment when you realize your Dark Souls Pic arsenal is low and you've run out.
Forgive me, Solaire...
#224 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
Hopefully I've given you an arsenal for the next encounter. Take this one as well to help with your quest. Praise the Sun .
User avatar #228 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
\o/
#175 - No lie, I almost shit myself from a flashback of this.  [+] (19 new replies) 06/07/2012 on Talk Show Boobs +1
#178 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
You excited for the DLC?
<------ gif. from said DLC.
#209 - edwardrichtofen (06/07/2012) [-]
FUCK YEA!!!!
User avatar #212 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
Damn I wish that was wallpaper sized.
#213 - edwardrichtofen (06/07/2012) [-]
How about this?
#217 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
Excellent. Thank you kind sir.
User avatar #180 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
OMFG YES IM A GUY AND THAT MADE ME SO WET
I know that's Artorias, but who/what is he klling?
User avatar #183 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
Some poor fuck thats who...Why are the four knights so fucking awesome? I just got ornstein's armor and spear on my NG+ and I came fountains.
User avatar #187 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
omg yes
I tried making an Orstein build but I fucked it up so bad. What was that thief chick's name again? She used the Hornet Ring.
#190 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
I thought Ciaran used the Hornet Ring. Then there was Gough with the Hawk ring, Ornsteins Leo ring, and Artorias' Wolf ring.
#184 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
Sorry forgot another gif.
User avatar #624 - ghio (06/19/2012) [-]
what is this from?
User avatar #626 - abaraxus (06/19/2012) [-]
This entire thread is Dark Souls.
#201 - edwardrichtofen (06/07/2012) [-]
Dont forget about "Rare Chest Ahead"
#207 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
This thread is now Dark Souls.
Praise the Sun!
#220 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
I'm okay with this.
#221 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
Chime the bell mates, looks like its time to die...
User avatar #222 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
That awkward moment when you realize your Dark Souls Pic arsenal is low and you've run out.
Forgive me, Solaire...
#224 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
Hopefully I've given you an arsenal for the next encounter. Take this one as well to help with your quest. Praise the Sun .
User avatar #228 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
\o/
#142 - oh for the love of gwynvere moar and someone should edit &…  [+] (22 new replies) 06/07/2012 on Talk Show Boobs 0
#149 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
A classic "OH FUCK" mment, captured in an infinitely repeating gif.
User avatar #175 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
No lie, I almost shit myself from a flashback of this.
#178 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
You excited for the DLC?
<------ gif. from said DLC.
#209 - edwardrichtofen (06/07/2012) [-]
FUCK YEA!!!!
User avatar #212 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
Damn I wish that was wallpaper sized.
#213 - edwardrichtofen (06/07/2012) [-]
How about this?
#217 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
Excellent. Thank you kind sir.
User avatar #180 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
OMFG YES IM A GUY AND THAT MADE ME SO WET
I know that's Artorias, but who/what is he klling?
User avatar #183 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
Some poor fuck thats who...Why are the four knights so fucking awesome? I just got ornstein's armor and spear on my NG+ and I came fountains.
User avatar #187 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
omg yes
I tried making an Orstein build but I fucked it up so bad. What was that thief chick's name again? She used the Hornet Ring.
#190 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
I thought Ciaran used the Hornet Ring. Then there was Gough with the Hawk ring, Ornsteins Leo ring, and Artorias' Wolf ring.
#184 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
Sorry forgot another gif.
User avatar #624 - ghio (06/19/2012) [-]
what is this from?
User avatar #626 - abaraxus (06/19/2012) [-]
This entire thread is Dark Souls.
#201 - edwardrichtofen (06/07/2012) [-]
Dont forget about "Rare Chest Ahead"
#207 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
This thread is now Dark Souls.
Praise the Sun!
#220 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
I'm okay with this.
#221 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
Chime the bell mates, looks like its time to die...
User avatar #222 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
That awkward moment when you realize your Dark Souls Pic arsenal is low and you've run out.
Forgive me, Solaire...
#224 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
Hopefully I've given you an arsenal for the next encounter. Take this one as well to help with your quest. Praise the Sun .
User avatar #228 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
\o/
User avatar #151 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
*moment
#138 - All of these .gifs will be added to my collection. Please, acc…  [+] (26 new replies) 06/07/2012 on Talk Show Boobs +2
#176 - cookiejester (06/07/2012) [-]
User avatar #182 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
all of my thumbs
#141 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
I got absolute mountains of em.
#142 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
oh for the love of gwynvere moar
and someone should edit "you came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker" on that.
Here's moar Papa Nito.
#149 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
A classic "OH FUCK" mment, captured in an infinitely repeating gif.
User avatar #175 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
No lie, I almost shit myself from a flashback of this.
#178 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
You excited for the DLC?
<------ gif. from said DLC.
#209 - edwardrichtofen (06/07/2012) [-]
FUCK YEA!!!!
User avatar #212 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
Damn I wish that was wallpaper sized.
#213 - edwardrichtofen (06/07/2012) [-]
How about this?
#217 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
Excellent. Thank you kind sir.
User avatar #180 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
OMFG YES IM A GUY AND THAT MADE ME SO WET
I know that's Artorias, but who/what is he klling?
User avatar #183 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
Some poor fuck thats who...Why are the four knights so fucking awesome? I just got ornstein's armor and spear on my NG+ and I came fountains.
User avatar #187 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
omg yes
I tried making an Orstein build but I fucked it up so bad. What was that thief chick's name again? She used the Hornet Ring.
#190 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
I thought Ciaran used the Hornet Ring. Then there was Gough with the Hawk ring, Ornsteins Leo ring, and Artorias' Wolf ring.
#184 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
Sorry forgot another gif.
User avatar #624 - ghio (06/19/2012) [-]
what is this from?
User avatar #626 - abaraxus (06/19/2012) [-]
This entire thread is Dark Souls.
#201 - edwardrichtofen (06/07/2012) [-]
Dont forget about "Rare Chest Ahead"
#207 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
This thread is now Dark Souls.
Praise the Sun!
#220 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
I'm okay with this.
#221 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
Chime the bell mates, looks like its time to die...
User avatar #222 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
That awkward moment when you realize your Dark Souls Pic arsenal is low and you've run out.
Forgive me, Solaire...
#224 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
Hopefully I've given you an arsenal for the next encounter. Take this one as well to help with your quest. Praise the Sun .
User avatar #228 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
\o/
User avatar #151 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
*moment
#127 - Dat .gif...  [+] (28 new replies) 06/07/2012 on Talk Show Boobs +1
#131 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
Snuggly the Crow approves of your picture.
#138 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
All of these .gifs will be added to my collection. Please, accept my picture of Solaire reaching gross incandescence.
#176 - cookiejester (06/07/2012) [-]
User avatar #182 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
all of my thumbs
#141 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
I got absolute mountains of em.
#142 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
oh for the love of gwynvere moar
and someone should edit "you came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker" on that.
Here's moar Papa Nito.
#149 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
A classic "OH FUCK" mment, captured in an infinitely repeating gif.
User avatar #175 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
No lie, I almost shit myself from a flashback of this.
#178 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
You excited for the DLC?
<------ gif. from said DLC.
#209 - edwardrichtofen (06/07/2012) [-]
FUCK YEA!!!!
User avatar #212 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
Damn I wish that was wallpaper sized.
#213 - edwardrichtofen (06/07/2012) [-]
How about this?
#217 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
Excellent. Thank you kind sir.
User avatar #180 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
OMFG YES IM A GUY AND THAT MADE ME SO WET
I know that's Artorias, but who/what is he klling?
User avatar #183 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
Some poor fuck thats who...Why are the four knights so fucking awesome? I just got ornstein's armor and spear on my NG+ and I came fountains.
User avatar #187 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
omg yes
I tried making an Orstein build but I fucked it up so bad. What was that thief chick's name again? She used the Hornet Ring.
#190 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
I thought Ciaran used the Hornet Ring. Then there was Gough with the Hawk ring, Ornsteins Leo ring, and Artorias' Wolf ring.
#184 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
Sorry forgot another gif.
User avatar #624 - ghio (06/19/2012) [-]
what is this from?
User avatar #626 - abaraxus (06/19/2012) [-]
This entire thread is Dark Souls.
#201 - edwardrichtofen (06/07/2012) [-]
Dont forget about "Rare Chest Ahead"
#207 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
This thread is now Dark Souls.
Praise the Sun!
#220 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
I'm okay with this.
#221 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
Chime the bell mates, looks like its time to die...
User avatar #222 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
That awkward moment when you realize your Dark Souls Pic arsenal is low and you've run out.
Forgive me, Solaire...
#224 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
Hopefully I've given you an arsenal for the next encounter. Take this one as well to help with your quest. Praise the Sun .
User avatar #228 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
\o/
User avatar #151 - abaraxus (06/07/2012) [-]
*moment
#226 - No, we need more than that. His name Nigeus, the God of ni…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2012 on Skyrim Therapist 0
User avatar #256 - captainrattrap (06/07/2012) [-]
But what are the costs?? Our children will go without watermelons, grape drank, and KFC!! They are too high I tell you!! TOO HIGH!!
#210 - Do so. But who is to help us in the world of Dark Souls? The g…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/07/2012 on Skyrim Therapist 0
#220 - captainrattrap (06/07/2012) [-]
Perhaps we are not in the right universe at all... Perhaps we must contact the strongest god of them all...
#226 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
No, we need more than that.
His name Nigeus, the God of niggers. Only powerful niggatry can end this madness.
User avatar #256 - captainrattrap (06/07/2012) [-]
But what are the costs?? Our children will go without watermelons, grape drank, and KFC!! They are too high I tell you!! TOO HIGH!!
#204 - Only Talos can help us now.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/07/2012 on Skyrim Therapist 0
User avatar #207 - captainrattrap (06/07/2012) [-]
Perhaps... Perhaps we must consult the Daedric lord of death and decay, Hercine, for I fear the gods may not be able to save us from the onslaught that we might soon be facing.
#210 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
Do so. But who is to help us in the world of Dark Souls? The gods are our enemy.

Wait. I will contact Solaire, Warrior of the Sun. Here is an image that captures his appearance and personality well.
#220 - captainrattrap (06/07/2012) [-]
Perhaps we are not in the right universe at all... Perhaps we must contact the strongest god of them all...
#226 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
No, we need more than that.
His name Nigeus, the God of niggers. Only powerful niggatry can end this madness.
User avatar #256 - captainrattrap (06/07/2012) [-]
But what are the costs?? Our children will go without watermelons, grape drank, and KFC!! They are too high I tell you!! TOO HIGH!!
#198 - and people's*, fuck  [+] (7 new replies) 06/07/2012 on Skyrim Therapist 0
User avatar #202 - captainrattrap (06/07/2012) [-]
I may not play dark souls, but I'm sure that there will be more zombies in florida if the DLCs are not released soon. My entire being is going into my will to not bite people's faces off in excitement.
User avatar #204 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
Only Talos can help us now.
User avatar #207 - captainrattrap (06/07/2012) [-]
Perhaps... Perhaps we must consult the Daedric lord of death and decay, Hercine, for I fear the gods may not be able to save us from the onslaught that we might soon be facing.
#210 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
Do so. But who is to help us in the world of Dark Souls? The gods are our enemy.

Wait. I will contact Solaire, Warrior of the Sun. Here is an image that captures his appearance and personality well.
#220 - captainrattrap (06/07/2012) [-]
Perhaps we are not in the right universe at all... Perhaps we must contact the strongest god of them all...
#226 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
No, we need more than that.
His name Nigeus, the God of niggers. Only powerful niggatry can end this madness.
User avatar #256 - captainrattrap (06/07/2012) [-]
But what are the costs?? Our children will go without watermelons, grape drank, and KFC!! They are too high I tell you!! TOO HIGH!!
#197 - emerged*  [+] (8 new replies) 06/07/2012 on Skyrim Therapist 0
User avatar #198 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
and people's*, fuck
User avatar #202 - captainrattrap (06/07/2012) [-]
I may not play dark souls, but I'm sure that there will be more zombies in florida if the DLCs are not released soon. My entire being is going into my will to not bite people's faces off in excitement.
User avatar #204 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
Only Talos can help us now.
User avatar #207 - captainrattrap (06/07/2012) [-]
Perhaps... Perhaps we must consult the Daedric lord of death and decay, Hercine, for I fear the gods may not be able to save us from the onslaught that we might soon be facing.
#210 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
Do so. But who is to help us in the world of Dark Souls? The gods are our enemy.

Wait. I will contact Solaire, Warrior of the Sun. Here is an image that captures his appearance and personality well.
#220 - captainrattrap (06/07/2012) [-]
Perhaps we are not in the right universe at all... Perhaps we must contact the strongest god of them all...
#226 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
No, we need more than that.
His name Nigeus, the God of niggers. Only powerful niggatry can end this madness.
User avatar #256 - captainrattrap (06/07/2012) [-]
But what are the costs?? Our children will go without watermelons, grape drank, and KFC!! They are too high I tell you!! TOO HIGH!!
#195 - Actually, a tentacle emerge from my anus when I saw the traile…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/07/2012 on Skyrim Therapist +1
User avatar #197 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
emerged*
User avatar #198 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
and people's*, fuck
User avatar #202 - captainrattrap (06/07/2012) [-]
I may not play dark souls, but I'm sure that there will be more zombies in florida if the DLCs are not released soon. My entire being is going into my will to not bite people's faces off in excitement.
User avatar #204 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
Only Talos can help us now.
User avatar #207 - captainrattrap (06/07/2012) [-]
Perhaps... Perhaps we must consult the Daedric lord of death and decay, Hercine, for I fear the gods may not be able to save us from the onslaught that we might soon be facing.
#210 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
Do so. But who is to help us in the world of Dark Souls? The gods are our enemy.

Wait. I will contact Solaire, Warrior of the Sun. Here is an image that captures his appearance and personality well.
#220 - captainrattrap (06/07/2012) [-]
Perhaps we are not in the right universe at all... Perhaps we must contact the strongest god of them all...
#226 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
No, we need more than that.
His name Nigeus, the God of niggers. Only powerful niggatry can end this madness.
User avatar #256 - captainrattrap (06/07/2012) [-]
But what are the costs?? Our children will go without watermelons, grape drank, and KFC!! They are too high I tell you!! TOO HIGH!!
#183 - I defiled my urethra in so many ways when I saw the trailer.  [+] (11 new replies) 06/07/2012 on Skyrim Therapist +5
User avatar #190 - captainrattrap (06/07/2012) [-]
My urethra gained sentience and began to attack small villages in japan. It is growing and will soon take over the world if not satiated by the DLC's swift release
User avatar #195 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
Actually, a tentacle emerge from my anus when I saw the trailers for Dark Souls' new DLC. More tentacles will sprout from other people'a anuses, these people being fans of Dark Souls and Skyrim alike. If the DLC's aren't released soon, the hosts of the tentacles will fuse to create Lord Gwyn riding on Alduin's back. This must be stopped.
User avatar #197 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
emerged*
User avatar #198 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
and people's*, fuck
User avatar #202 - captainrattrap (06/07/2012) [-]
I may not play dark souls, but I'm sure that there will be more zombies in florida if the DLCs are not released soon. My entire being is going into my will to not bite people's faces off in excitement.
User avatar #204 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
Only Talos can help us now.
User avatar #207 - captainrattrap (06/07/2012) [-]
Perhaps... Perhaps we must consult the Daedric lord of death and decay, Hercine, for I fear the gods may not be able to save us from the onslaught that we might soon be facing.
#210 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
Do so. But who is to help us in the world of Dark Souls? The gods are our enemy.

Wait. I will contact Solaire, Warrior of the Sun. Here is an image that captures his appearance and personality well.
#220 - captainrattrap (06/07/2012) [-]
Perhaps we are not in the right universe at all... Perhaps we must contact the strongest god of them all...
#226 - BroStoryCool (06/07/2012) [-]
No, we need more than that.
His name Nigeus, the God of niggers. Only powerful niggatry can end this madness.
User avatar #256 - captainrattrap (06/07/2012) [-]
But what are the costs?? Our children will go without watermelons, grape drank, and KFC!! They are too high I tell you!! TOO HIGH!!
#31 - Who the fuck thumbed this true Techn9chian down? 06/01/2012 on More Alchohol +2
#64 - all of my this 05/25/2012 on What video games tought me 0
#70 - What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bit… 05/23/2012 on 2pac 0
#59 - What the fuck did you just fucking say about Anonymous, you li…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/23/2012 on 2pac +4
#63 - N. Korean citizen (05/23/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about taxation, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #70 - BroStoryCool (05/23/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#60 - jokersaysamuseme (05/23/2012) [-]
#58 - Actually, not really. It's almost always out of the blue. But … 05/23/2012 on 2pac 0
#55 - newfags dont know about the navy seal copypasta...  [+] (3 new replies) 05/23/2012 on 2pac +2
User avatar #57 - jokersaysamuseme (05/23/2012) [-]
Yeah but people usually do it when they're actually seriously pissed off.
User avatar #62 - taxation (05/23/2012) [-]
oh no, im not pissed. i just found a situation where it was usable and took the opportunity. really nbd man, let the copypasta slide.
User avatar #58 - BroStoryCool (05/23/2012) [-]
Actually, not really. It's almost always out of the blue. But you do show knowledge, so I revoke you of your status of newfag. Have a nice day.
#84 - inb4redthumbsintheass 05/23/2012 on Douche +11
#170 - Sabritones master race reporting in. 05/22/2012 on Potato of my people 0
#9 - I need an emulator... 05/20/2012 on bloody mario 0
#68 - Oh shit, I meant SCP-076. 05/19/2012 on Pillar of Hell Proof! 0
#67 - The Sculpture is SCP-173.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2012 on Pillar of Hell Proof! 0
#84 - robogandalf (05/19/2012) [-]
MFW I was posted the one i was currently reading
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User avatar #14 - kunglao (08/20/2012) [-]
Hey man, you should keep uploading pictures to DarkSoulsTime...
I really like Dark Souls....
#15 to #14 - BroStoryCool (08/20/2012) [-]
I'm glad you're enjoying the community's content.
I DO want to make more, but I'm starting school today. If time let's me, I'll be sure to make more.

Praise the sun! \o/
#16 to #15 - kunglao (08/20/2012) [-]
Right on man.
#13 - N. Korean citizen (07/25/2012) [-]
Hey dude. Are you still giving out stuff on RS? :)
User avatar #5 - blackholedragon (10/03/2011) [-]
CONGRATULATIONS!!

you won a brony starter kit! this kit includes...

a link to episode 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAM9C IkQU

and a link to the pony thread http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2548668/Pony+Thread+12/

have fun :3
User avatar #8 to #5 - BroStoryCool (10/03/2011) [-]
Is this a curse...
or a blessing in disguise...?
User avatar #9 to #8 - blackholedragon (10/03/2011) [-]
depends on who you are..

you join the bronies and start posting in the thread...

you're rank will go up in no time... you will get thumbs out the ass!
User avatar #10 to #9 - BroStoryCool (10/03/2011) [-]
I must do my homework first.
For one, I accept my new pony overlords.
#12 to #10 - blackholedragon (10/03/2011) [-]
forgot the pic.
User avatar #11 to #10 - blackholedragon (10/03/2011) [-]
welcome to the herd :3

<---- my OC pony, you can make you're own too if you want http://generalzoi.deviantart.com/art/Pony-Creator-Full-Version-254295904
User avatar #4 - DeathclawRulez (10/03/2011) [-]
welcome to the herd bro-ny
User avatar #2 - pizzaboysam (07/24/2011) [-]
SUNNY
User avatar #3 to #2 - BroStoryCool (07/24/2011) [-]
PIZZA
User avatar #1 - GrantImahara (07/08/2011) [-]
You told me to post so I did.
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