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Date Signed Up:11/20/2010
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#113 - Definitely not all Irish would be offended, up the north in th…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Lucky Charms +1
#131 - woolfy (01/11/2016) [-]
On the other hand, the only people you see wearing the Union Jack in the UK are tourists, weirdos obsessed with the royal family, and members our borderline fascist political parties.

Pictured: People in need of psychiatric care.
#26 - should be resolved shortly  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2016 on when u get ambushed by a... +54
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#30 - tubaplayah (01/10/2016) [-]
It is such a tiny issue really
#52 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Just a little problem that should take a short time to solve.
#91 - kanduhuskedetder (01/11/2016) [-]
And it was such a nice thread, Anon.
#25 - Thanks man 01/10/2016 on webm/mp4 comp +1
#28 - Yeah I'm pretty sure thats all it is 01/04/2016 on Not possible 0
#27 - Yeah as far as I'm aware there is different severity's of it, … 01/04/2016 on Not possible 0
#7 - The guy on the skateboard is doing it on purpose thoug… 01/04/2016 on Stupid is as Stupid does 5 0
#3 - I have coeliacs disease and have to ask if something is gluten…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Not possible +57
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#24 - leifbunny (01/04/2016) [-]
Mostly because when you actually go out into the real world, those "spot the vegan" types aren't there. You can rest assured none of us are judging you.
#10 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
I know that feeling exactly. Also I've always spelled it celiacs? Have I been wrong this whole time?
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#20 - deathstare (01/04/2016) [-]
You never Googled your disease? You just accepted it as a part of you now?
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#14 - sweetjessierose (01/04/2016) [-]
I wouldn't say wrong - it's more like a foetus/fetus deal, I think. American English vs British English
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#28 - BrayBoy (01/04/2016) [-]
Yeah I'm pretty sure thats all it is
#9 - thelastelephant (01/04/2016) [-]
When I worked in a kitchen, it pissed me off to no end when someone would say they had Coeliacs, then proceed to down non-gluten-free beers off the tap and claim their doctor said they could have gluten beer but not bread.

Last I checked it was an all or nothing thing.
Not calling you a liar, bruh.
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#27 - BrayBoy (01/04/2016) [-]
Yeah as far as I'm aware there is different severity's of it, I fall under the "cant eat any at all" Which means like the tiniest bread crumb amongst a full meal will fuck my stomach up for about two weeks.
Some people can get away with the "may contain gluten" if theirs isn't that bad, but downing beers means either they're gonna end up paying for it or they're lying in my experience
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#18 - alarubra (01/04/2016) [-]
I have two friends with celiac disease.1 eats an entirely gluten free diet, and follows all the proper shit whenever possible. The other eats whatever the fuck he wants, has horrible digestive issues, needs to eat constantly, and probably won't live past his thirties. Some people follow a middle ground and occasionally cheat on something they enjoy. Like, possibly a beer or 2.
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#12 - trolljunkusa (01/04/2016) [-]
We got gluten free beer just for those fuckers
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#15 - thelastelephant (01/04/2016) [-]
And those fuckers never order it
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#16 - trolljunkusa (01/04/2016) [-]
If someone starts off by saying the need the gluten free options, then gets a non-gluten free beer, I always say "I must warn you, that beer contains gluten, we have a few gluten free options available" and the fuckers are either relieved that they don't have to risk their life for a damn beer or too embarrassed of not having celiacs to not order it
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#17 - thelastelephant (01/04/2016) [-]
They don't get that gluten free stuff is worse for you
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#8 - civilizedwasteland (01/04/2016) [-]
in my experience all people who ask have been allergic to it
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#118 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
savage
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#69 - ronniesan (12/13/2015) [-]
uhhh what m8?
#45 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
oh oh oh fuck me, not so rough, bray

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User avatar #391 - itzlinzee (10/08/2015) [-]
/Fangirling!!!!
User avatar #392 to #391 - BrayBoy ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
Rock on
User avatar #389 - pootman (10/06/2015) [-]
WHY THE **** ARE YOU STILL ON THIS WEBSITE
User avatar #390 to #389 - BrayBoy ONLINE (10/06/2015) [-]
I dunno man, but I got some sweet coloured text
User avatar #382 to #381 - BrayBoy ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
Thats not what I am
User avatar #383 to #382 - dingdongsingsong (07/23/2015) [-]
I say you are
User avatar #384 to #383 - BrayBoy ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
Well thats just rude, I'm at least moderately upset now
User avatar #388 to #387 - BrayBoy ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
oh good ty
User avatar #379 - instalation (07/16/2015) [-]
My nothing is stronger than your nothing, fag.
User avatar #380 to #379 - BrayBoy ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
Nah man, my nothings ******* huge
#371 - zombiestookmybike (06/28/2015) [-]
There's a whole one raspberry on the bottle
#372 to #371 - BrayBoy ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
This is the stuff i can drink,
strawberry and lime doe
#373 to #372 - zombiestookmybike (07/01/2015) [-]
Passion fruit Rekorderlig

I don't know why its sideways
User avatar #374 to #373 - BrayBoy ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
Maybe its drunk
User avatar #375 to #374 - zombiestookmybike (07/01/2015) [-]
Maybe I am
User avatar #376 to #375 - BrayBoy ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
Well that makes 3 of us
User avatar #378 to #377 - BrayBoy ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
graand so
#370 to #369 - BrayBoy ONLINE (06/27/2015) [-]
Come at me yo
User avatar #368 - zombiestookmybike (06/27/2015) [-]
We gonna fight
User avatar #367 - zombiestookmybike (06/27/2015) [-]
You think you're the coolest huh
User avatar #365 - cupcakedevourer (02/28/2015) [-]
I'm gonna keep up this trend of checking in every year...
User avatar #366 to #365 - BrayBoy ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
lol howdy
User avatar #355 - loveyameanish (12/02/2014) [-]
Did you ded m8?
User avatar #356 to #355 - BrayBoy ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
nar im live.
Hows the baby ? lol
User avatar #357 to #356 - loveyameanish (12/03/2014) [-]
O gud. Am happy.
Ah sure look y'know yourself he's a good bloke. Bit needy like but he's a grand lad all the same.
User avatar #358 to #357 - BrayBoy ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
ah thats not so bad then, s'long as he has his act together loike
User avatar #359 to #358 - loveyameanish (12/03/2014) [-]
How are you? Still on the mend or are you die again?
User avatar #360 to #359 - BrayBoy ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
Bit of both honesty, its pretty up and down.
How are you doing? lol, you had some thing right?
User avatar #361 to #360 - loveyameanish (12/03/2014) [-]
Why is that? Last time we talked you were feeling glam. You think the diagnosis was wrong again?

I'm doing good now, was rough going for a while there though. Himself is nearly a month old and I'm only able to walk pain and dizziness free the last few days haha It was only after he was born and I lost just over 20% of my blood after having to be sliced and the kid vacuumed out that they decided "maybe this girl was too small to have a 9 pound baby naturally and we should have given her a c section". Bit late pals. It was so fab!!!!!!!
User avatar #362 to #361 - BrayBoy ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
I honestly dont know anymore, ***** rough lol
That is ******* mental holy **** , atleast hes healthy though yeah ?
My cousin had her baby around the same time as you
User avatar #363 to #362 - loveyameanish (12/03/2014) [-]
He's fine now but we were both a bit worse for wear at the time, he was too big and I was too small so I near bled to death and he was born with a bit of breathing trouble but he's glam now. Eating, ******** machine. We were kept in for three nights because they wanted to give me a blood transfusion and give us both IV antibiotics I was scaling the ******* walls I didn't have the patience for that **** lol

Did she have a Lil gal or Lil guy??
User avatar #364 to #363 - BrayBoy ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
**** that, atleast you're both grand now, or grand enough lol
lil gal
#353 - pootman (07/19/2014) [-]
How you been
#354 to #353 - BrayBoy ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
Doing aight, how about yourself ?
#349 - loveyameanish (05/31/2014) [-]
Shut up m8
#350 to #349 - BrayBoy ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
sorry
#352 to #351 - BrayBoy ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
I know
#339 - hydromatic (05/07/2014) [-]
You're pretty cool.
You're pretty cool.
User avatar #340 to #339 - BrayBoy ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
You're pretty fly yourself mang
User avatar #341 to #340 - hydromatic (05/08/2014) [-]
Thanks dude.
So when are you starting in the day care? If you're sure you're doing it that is.
User avatar #342 to #341 - BrayBoy ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Well I'm gonna do part time, Ive been ill for a couple years but I'm getting better now so the plan is, once I'm able, to work part time in a local one my friends mother owns.
Not sure if its something I will follow in college but I might do
User avatar #343 to #342 - hydromatic (05/08/2014) [-]
Sounds a bit similar to my situation. Though i've only been out of school for about 8 months. Mostly because of severe anxiety.
I'm really not sure what i'll do as well, but i plan on starting school again some time after Summer.
User avatar #344 to #343 - BrayBoy ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
I feel you man, since I've been pretty much at home all this time I get some real bad anxiety too. I'm probably not gonna go back to school though, Id rather get straight in to a course for something I'm interested in, and our school systems not as good as yours anyway
User avatar #345 to #344 - hydromatic (05/08/2014) [-]
Ah, i see. That kinda sucks.
How's your social life if you don't mind me asking? Cause i've had trouble with that.
Danish teens are usually very open and friendly, so i'm hoping to make some good friends in Gymnasium (Highschool/College) after summer. Have some good times.
User avatar #346 to #345 - BrayBoy ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
It's fine for me, Im not a big crowds person anyway. Got a couple close friends and thats all I really need. aswell as a good few friends on here. I'm planning on going out more as I get better so hopefull I'll get better at the whole thing, and I'm sure you will to man
#347 to #346 - hydromatic (05/08/2014) [-]
Tbh i've never had much need for alot of friends either. I just went from a few friends to no friends at one point. I do talk to a few people now though, so it's not a big deal anymore.   
   
I'm sure we'll both be fine in whatever we decide to do, nice talking to ya    
   
<<< Have a Samantha Wright gif.
Tbh i've never had much need for alot of friends either. I just went from a few friends to no friends at one point. I do talk to a few people now though, so it's not a big deal anymore.

I'm sure we'll both be fine in whatever we decide to do, nice talking to ya

<<< Have a Samantha Wright gif.
#348 to #347 - BrayBoy ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
troo that man, Nice talking to you too
She's pretty and I lack pics, so take this bearded man
#329 - loveyameanish (05/02/2014) [-]
'grats.
'grats.
User avatar #330 to #329 - BrayBoy ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
'k'off
#332 to #331 - BrayBoy ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
I lack reaction gifs after I got the pc
#333 to #332 - loveyameanish (05/02/2014) [-]
You're a piece of **** that's why.
#334 to #333 - BrayBoy ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
that change lol, thats all the pics I have aswell as your baby thing
User avatar #335 to #334 - loveyameanish (05/02/2014) [-]
Omg this.
User avatar #336 to #335 - BrayBoy ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
i lost my tan and my hat melted
User avatar #337 to #336 - loveyameanish (05/02/2014) [-]
And stopped looking like you'd sell your shoes to buy marajuanas and started looking like you'd sell your mother for heroin.
User avatar #338 to #337 - BrayBoy ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
trooth, junkie for life
User avatar #321 - cupcakedevourer (02/07/2014) [-]
wow hey hello
User avatar #322 to #321 - BrayBoy ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
heloo
User avatar #323 to #322 - cupcakedevourer (02/07/2014) [-]
how're you (:
User avatar #324 to #323 - BrayBoy ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
shtill sick, worse so the last week or so. How are you?
User avatar #325 to #324 - cupcakedevourer (02/07/2014) [-]
aw you're always sick :/ pretty ****** tbh :p x
User avatar #326 to #325 - BrayBoy ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
T'is indeed. More hospital stuff soon, hopefully sort me out
User avatar #327 to #326 - cupcakedevourer (02/07/2014) [-]
aw well get well soon :/ did u hear about that irish lad missing in london?
User avatar #328 to #327 - BrayBoy ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
thanks, no I hadn't
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User avatar #320 to #319 - BrayBoy ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
you too man
User avatar #297 - revengeforfreeze (12/11/2013) [-]
look at my avatar
User avatar #298 to #297 - BrayBoy ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
well isnt that lovely
User avatar #299 to #298 - revengeforfreeze (12/11/2013) [-]
Fav album?
User avatar #300 to #299 - BrayBoy ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
Plastic beach is my favorite album
User avatar #301 to #300 - revengeforfreeze (12/11/2013) [-]
:C

meant by anaal nathrakh

.. you like anaal nathrakh right?

i remember someone comment on my profile picture and say "Thumbs up, I love anaal nathrakh!"

oh shi.t.. he POSTED that picture which is currently your profile picture. he didn't have it as avatar.

carry on then.
User avatar #302 to #301 - BrayBoy ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
lol sorry Ive never heard of them, thought you were just being random at first.
suppose Ill check them out
User avatar #304 to #302 - revengeforfreeze (12/11/2013) [-]
you check them out

warning - they are extreme black metal

eg loud growls, pig squeals, really fast, really loud, really dark tuning, really dark themes sometimes
"When fire rains down from the sky, mankind will reap as it has sown"

nothing to be sorry for dude though
User avatar #305 to #304 - BrayBoy ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
I do like heavy metal, I like all music really lol
any particular song to recommend ?
User avatar #306 to #305 - revengeforfreeze (12/11/2013) [-]
cool.
Hmm.. for first time I guess a good song could be...paragon pariah maybe.
or "do not speak"

good luck man
User avatar #307 to #306 - BrayBoy ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
Thanks man, its not bad
User avatar #308 to #307 - revengeforfreeze (12/11/2013) [-]
nice!!

heh, i told a girl to listen to it once and her reaction was.. "i'm scared.. :C"
User avatar #309 to #308 - BrayBoy ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
haha, It was a girl who got me into metal in the first place
User avatar #310 to #309 - revengeforfreeze (12/11/2013) [-]
that's pretty awesome.

some girls at my school would tease me because i listen to ''old music'' like metallica -.-
User avatar #311 to #310 - BrayBoy ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
lol I used to get the same **** , who cares really if you like the music.
Metallica are awesome
User avatar #312 to #311 - revengeforfreeze (12/11/2013) [-]
damn man people sure are stupid sometimes.
indeed
some of my friends backed me up though
User avatar #313 to #312 - BrayBoy ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
Well thats cool, I did have too many friend when I was in school, and of the few I had I didnt share music tastes with them lol
User avatar #314 to #313 - revengeforfreeze (12/11/2013) [-]
>did have
do yu mean didn't have?
hmm.. most people didnt really sahre mine too, only a few thought like a few songs were good
most rap people
User avatar #315 to #314 - BrayBoy ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
Yeah didn't* lol sorry, all my guts were like pop club music.
User avatar #316 to #315 - revengeforfreeze (12/11/2013) [-]
mhm that sounds like what some people listened to too.
User avatar #317 to #316 - BrayBoy ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
I like all music myself though, like pretty much every genre just not every song
User avatar #318 to #317 - revengeforfreeze (12/11/2013) [-]
i like most gneres
User avatar #303 to #302 - revengeforfreeze (12/11/2013) [-]
WAIT before
#295 - loveyameanish (12/07/2013) [-]
Thought you might appreciate this as I have.
User avatar #296 to #295 - BrayBoy ONLINE (12/07/2013) [-]
yes, yes this will do
#289 - loveyameanish (08/17/2013) [-]
Feeling better, petal arse?
#290 to #289 - BrayBoy ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
Not so much, had my digestive tract realigned, and I've to go back to get that done another three times. So I'm gonna be sore for a while yet.  Should help in the long run though
Not so much, had my digestive tract realigned, and I've to go back to get that done another three times. So I'm gonna be sore for a while yet. Should help in the long run though
#291 to #290 - loveyameanish (08/18/2013) [-]
Jayzis almighty how do they do that? Has it helped at all?
#292 to #291 - BrayBoy ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
Chiropractor does it, I dont really know, Ive been twice and he said it may start off uncomfortable and help in the long term
Chiropractor does it, I dont really know, Ive been twice and he said it may start off uncomfortable and help in the long term
#293 to #292 - loveyameanish (08/18/2013) [-]
So basically you just go get the ***** bet out of you by some chap and they call it chiropractics? Sounds like a bit of bant.
#294 to #293 - BrayBoy ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
So far anyway
User avatar #284 - TheseChocodiles (08/01/2013) [-]
are you vas omg
User avatar #285 to #284 - BrayBoy ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
no, are you?
User avatar #287 to #286 - BrayBoy ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
Oh good.
User avatar #288 to #287 - TheseChocodiles (08/03/2013) [-]
ty im glad we can be happy about this
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