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#35 - arranx (08/14/2010) [-]
bye bye borris im leaving this unfunny website and heading to funnier pastures see you around
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User avatar #33 - wiggyjim **User deleted account** (06/18/2010) [-]
Boris you are a linguistical bad arse! You're just like Stephen Fry! You're like the drunk side of him! Say something amazing!
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User avatar #34 to #33 - BorrisJohnson (06/18/2010) [-]
something amazing
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User avatar #32 - NoThisIsPatrick (06/04/2010) [-]
i love you boris.... how are the olympics coming along???
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User avatar #31 - jjfox (05/19/2010) [-]
So boris how is the over head metro coming along?
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User avatar #30 - flesheater ONLINE (05/18/2010) [-]
farting on bendy buses whats the policy on that boris i ask because i think it can be harassed and used to pay congestion charges lol.
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#27 - anonymous (05/16/2010) [-]
Boris, are you aware that in your funnyjunk account, you spelt you first name incorrectly?
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User avatar #28 to #27 - BorrisJohnson (05/16/2010) [-]
yer i am aware of this.. because there are 2 spellings of bor(r)is
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#26 - anonymous (04/24/2010) [-]
so borris do you think there will be a hung parliament?
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User avatar #29 to #26 - BorrisJohnson (05/16/2010) [-]
yup. i knew there would be..
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#19 - FJlover (04/19/2010) [-]
Borris, why did you design that Olympic tower to look like a crane fucking a roller coaster?
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User avatar #20 to #19 - BorrisJohnson (04/19/2010) [-]
All to do with the rest of the constituency I'm afraid we have to decide as a team, and that consists of about 100 or so people that have to pick an idea that everyone will find fairly acceptable without being offensive. its a bitch really :/
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#21 to #20 - FJlover (04/19/2010) [-]
so why'd the chink have to help ya? your mind should be able to create a giant swan, made of parmazan, built by hippos, on the queens face.
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User avatar #22 to #21 - BorrisJohnson (04/19/2010) [-]
as i said before its a team thing, and we gotta work together to make the idea.. if it was up to me i would have strapped a squirrel loaded with redbull to a firework and taped a stereo to it playing the national anthem
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#23 to #22 - FJlover (04/19/2010) [-]
that''s the borris I know!
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User avatar #24 to #23 - BorrisJohnson (04/19/2010) [-]
:) i suppose we can dream eyy?
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#25 to #24 - FJlover (04/19/2010) [-]
To bloody right!
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User avatar #16 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (04/09/2010) [-]
UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE
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#15 - discointernet (04/09/2010) [-]
that wasnt me
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#10 - arranx (04/07/2010) [-]
Borris will you be englands PM if you do I'll thumb up all your content and comments
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User avatar #11 to #10 - BorrisJohnson (04/07/2010) [-]
you could always do it anyway :D
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#12 to #11 - arranx (04/07/2010) [-]
for you Borris of corce and you know whats spooky, my comment was NUMBER 10 and i wantd you to be prime minister, whoah
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User avatar #13 to #12 - BorrisJohnson (04/07/2010) [-]
haha that is pretty weird :) ill do my best, but first, the London eco-system needs me and i need to fight off the bend-bus ninjas!
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#14 to #13 - arranx (04/07/2010) [-]
That is a good fight sir, i shall join you on your quest
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User avatar #9 - PigeonOnKrak (04/02/2010) [-]
lol BorrisJohnson; mayor by day, Justin Bieber and Twilight lover by night
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User avatar #8 - kakashi (03/16/2010) [-]
Borris for Hogake...I mean PM!
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#6 - anonymous (03/15/2010) [-]
Boris for PM. fuck them scousers
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User avatar #5 - SEXYANDY (02/20/2010) [-]
well borris, it's sexy andy whats the craic
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User avatar #3 - llcoolz (02/17/2010) [-]
Borris, you are the worst mayor of all time!
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User avatar #7 to #3 - SgtYoda (03/15/2010) [-]
how can you say that? hes the most badass guy in london.
what a country it would be if he was PM. (no sarcasm) im serious!
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User avatar #18 to #7 - llcoolz (04/16/2010) [-]
i was joking mate.
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User avatar #4 to #3 - BorrisJohnson (02/17/2010) [-]
i'd like to see you do a better job
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User avatar #17 to #4 - llcoolz (04/16/2010) [-]
only a joke lol
 
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