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Date Signed Up:8/07/2010
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#25 - OMG Gender is asocial construct you need to stop assigning job…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/03/2014 on questions -2
#54 - oinos (11/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #37 - somuchfreedom (11/03/2014) [-]
who is this woman? I see people using her to mock sjw's but i have no idea who she is
#7 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/31/2014 on Anon is inconvenienced by... +45
User avatar #9 - linkofreek (10/31/2014) [-]
clearly I don't
#10 - anonymous (10/31/2014) [-]
They attend a house party.
Then sleep.
Then wake up.
#112 - In fact most maps make the entire northern hemisphere way way to big. 10/30/2014 on World Map 0
#29 - Just re-read that. My apologies. 10/25/2014 on Estonia Big +1
#21 - England as part of the States... My ancestors just turned in t…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/25/2014 on Estonia Big +2
User avatar #26 - liftplus (10/25/2014) [-]
"NEW ENGLAND" as in the american state
User avatar #29 - BoatLoadofCMen (10/25/2014) [-]
Just re-read that. My apologies.
#117 - I think your underestimating the speed of a gorilla? This thin… 10/22/2014 on Thmathit 0
#10 - No... Just. No. The Gorilla would completely rip him apart. Ir…  [+] (12 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Thmathit +21
User avatar #63 - capslockrage (10/21/2014) [-]
I don't see how it would beat him to death if it couldn't even touch him.
#69 - bann (10/22/2014) [-]
Gorillas can move much fast than people in that sense. His reach would trap Tyson in no time, there's no way he could avoid a half ton beast.
User avatar #70 - capslockrage (10/22/2014) [-]
Gorillas can move faster in a straight line, not quick little zippy movements.

Overall I think Tyson would be able to dodge the Gorilla until he realizes that he won't be able to beat it up, then find a way to get away from it.
#72 - anonymous (10/22/2014) [-]
Tell me, how do you punch someone/-thing out, if said someone/-thing has got way superior reach than you?
Or more to the point, how do you hope to retreat from an angry Silverback from within his reach??
User avatar #73 - capslockrage (10/22/2014) [-]
I think you underestimate the speed of humans
User avatar #117 - BoatLoadofCMen (10/22/2014) [-]
I think your underestimating the speed of a gorilla? This things have huge reach, only as bann said one swipe and tyson would be staggered.
User avatar #98 - senseii (10/22/2014) [-]
are you serious? in a fight, the gorilla would just charge at him and rip him apart. No way Tyson would win.
User avatar #113 - capslockrage (10/22/2014) [-]
I'm not saying he would win, just that he would have a good chance at staying alive.
User avatar #78 - donatelo (10/22/2014) [-]
no joke though, a gorilla would demolish him. tyson is definitely my favorite boxer, however there is no denying the strength and ferocity of a gorilla.
#77 - anonymous (10/22/2014) [-]
What? the speed at which a human can move backwards?
(try to evade sideways, and the reach of the Silverback gets you, ducking only works on opponents how are more concerned with aiming at your center of mass and less less with trying to punch/grab/punchgrab you with every limb they can spare atm)
#80 - anonymous (10/22/2014) [-]
I meant dodging, not ducking although ducking would certainly get you killed
Sorry, me no good english, yes?
#71 - bann (10/22/2014) [-]
That'd probably be the outcome, though gorillas being as wide as they are it may be tough to side step one. The other factor to consider is that it would only take one hit from a gorilla to essentially seal his fate. Once he's staggered, and the gorilla can strike him freely, game over.
#41 - There's a few games already like that? I would suggest Galacti…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2014 on Civilization: Beyond Earth 0
User avatar #45 - amusingusername (10/20/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if Spore is what hiukuss is looking for. It's a good game to mess around with and due to the creativity and freedom it gives you. The space and civilization stages are amazingly basic for what they attempt to be. It's still fun, you can colonize and sort of have wars with other civilizations but it's no space Civ.

Closest games to a space Civ around are Space Empires V, Galactic Civilizations 2 and, the most recent, Endless Space.
User avatar #47 - amusingusername (10/20/2014) [-]
Though to be honest, none of these focus on ground combat too much, they are all literally in space and most work is managing planets and fleets, ground combat is mostly calculated automatically by numbers. So as far as I know there's no such thing as an interplanetary Civ around.
#39 - No, well to an extent. Two of the victory conditions involve f…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/20/2014 on Civilization: Beyond Earth +3
User avatar #40 - hiukuss (10/20/2014) [-]
Aw, dammit.

I was hoping to be able to colonize the entire galaxy.
Maybe the next Civ game...
#58 - verby (10/20/2014) [-]
Sins of a Solar Empire! It's not turn based, but its reaaaaaaaaaaaaally slow so its not too terribly different
User avatar #41 - BoatLoadofCMen (10/20/2014) [-]
There's a few games already like that? I would suggest Galactic civilizations 2, although its kinda old, endless space is a lot newer. If you want something with the same kinda cartoonish feel as Civ you could even look at Spore.
User avatar #45 - amusingusername (10/20/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if Spore is what hiukuss is looking for. It's a good game to mess around with and due to the creativity and freedom it gives you. The space and civilization stages are amazingly basic for what they attempt to be. It's still fun, you can colonize and sort of have wars with other civilizations but it's no space Civ.

Closest games to a space Civ around are Space Empires V, Galactic Civilizations 2 and, the most recent, Endless Space.
User avatar #47 - amusingusername (10/20/2014) [-]
Though to be honest, none of these focus on ground combat too much, they are all literally in space and most work is managing planets and fleets, ground combat is mostly calculated automatically by numbers. So as far as I know there's no such thing as an interplanetary Civ around.
#38 - It's been working for the last 300 years, who are we to judge? 10/18/2014 on The War of 1812 +1
#35 - Well. Russia's war with napoleon was essentially retreating, b…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2014 on The War of 1812 +1
User avatar #37 - backupclover (10/18/2014) [-]
... Good tactic, you gotta admit.
User avatar #38 - BoatLoadofCMen (10/18/2014) [-]
It's been working for the last 300 years, who are we to judge?
#89 - Well yeah, but you have to think it's the same trolley for lot… 10/16/2014 on Cold Hard Pounds 0
#14 - Hehe... Reputable journal... Daily mail... Hehehe... In all se… 10/15/2014 on thanks tumblr -2
#44 - Yeah in the end sequence when it shows all the members of the … 10/15/2014 on How to be an ass 0
#37 - That is a scene from Jarhead, but so is what Smashyy described.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2014 on How to be an ass 0
User avatar #43 - justsomechickyo (10/15/2014) [-]
Ohhh you mean like another scene in the movie? Sorry I can't remember it's been a long time, I just remember the video one.....
User avatar #44 - BoatLoadofCMen (10/15/2014) [-]
Yeah in the end sequence when it shows all the members of the second once their home, it shows Swafford coming home to his girlfriend as Smashyy decribed.
#273 - The one thing. The only thing. I really don't want being broug…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2014 on Swedish Google Searches +1
User avatar #282 - sovietsamurai (09/25/2014) [-]
You do realize that baneposting was already here? As soon as it got some recognition on the 'Chan it got some here as well right? You know that right?

Plus, it's actually pretty funny ... If you do it right I mean ...
#32 - Wow. Your fun.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2014 on Robot Hell +5
User avatar #42 - niimajneb (09/24/2014) [-]
What about his fun?
#250 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on tinder n shit +7
#280 - chimichanganom (09/17/2014) [-]
#14 - Ahh sorry, didn't see you'd already posted. 09/09/2014 on Royal +2
#13 - They bring in Billions in tourism, kinda offsets the money we …  [+] (7 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Royal +22
User avatar #32 - lazypaul (09/09/2014) [-]
The tourists would still come if we didn't pay tax money for them.
#27 - anonymous (09/09/2014) [-]
What do you mean by "get rid of them"?
User avatar #18 - danster (09/09/2014) [-]
Tories are still a thing?
#25 - anonymous (09/09/2014) [-]
It's just a name for the Conservative party, like faggot for Liberals.
User avatar #24 - formidableguy (09/09/2014) [-]
lol, the tories are the conservatives
User avatar #17 - vwanyama (09/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #28 - mrwalkerfour (09/09/2014) [-]
regardless of that, what about the revenue made from all royal land, any revenue made from farming the land owned by the royal family goes directly to the government, for every pound spent on the royal family in taxes we make about a pound and 30 pence back from that revenue alone. a 30% profit from having the royal family around. also the money made from tourism isnt a myth.
#15 - As Cottage said, but in Misfits they're on about a Council Est…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on America at the Shop +2
User avatar #31 - perishing (09/07/2014) [-]
Thanks. And thanks to cottage too.
#19 - Yeah ********* was intentional... haha A… 08/31/2014 on We call them Aubergines 0
#9 - You in an immigrant heavy area or anything? I've never heard i…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/31/2014 on We call them Aubergines +2
User avatar #10 - elynichujy (08/31/2014) [-]
Hampshite, was that intentional?
And no I'm not, all English people here, well mostly. Not a single one calls them Aubergines.
I only know that name due to a group called Aubergine Machine who make electro-dubstep music.
User avatar #19 - BoatLoadofCMen (08/31/2014) [-]
Yeah Hampshite was intentional... haha

Ahh ok, maybe it's just a coast thing? Not a clue. Although that's a great name for a band.
#7 - Like... Everyone I've ever known. What part of the UK are you in?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/31/2014 on We call them Aubergines +4
User avatar #15 - creepydudewatching (08/31/2014) [-]
Midlands here, but originally from Essex.
We say "Eggplant", and not "Aubergine"
User avatar #8 - elynichujy (08/31/2014) [-]
South London
User avatar #9 - BoatLoadofCMen (08/31/2014) [-]
You in an immigrant heavy area or anything? I've never heard it called and eggplant and i'm in Hampshite which is hardly far.
User avatar #10 - elynichujy (08/31/2014) [-]
Hampshite, was that intentional?
And no I'm not, all English people here, well mostly. Not a single one calls them Aubergines.
I only know that name due to a group called Aubergine Machine who make electro-dubstep music.
User avatar #19 - BoatLoadofCMen (08/31/2014) [-]
Yeah Hampshite was intentional... haha

Ahh ok, maybe it's just a coast thing? Not a clue. Although that's a great name for a band.
#144 - Thats... Really not what he was saying. 08/29/2014 on Effect of Feminism 147 +1
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