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tips from an airline employee
This is what incompetent bagging looks like. So calm your tits.
Well, when you want anybody to do something for you, it's a good idea to try to make it as easy on them as possible. They're juggling hundreds of pounds of luggage an hour at a very fast pace, so no shit there's a chance that luggage could potentially be lost.
, could you give us actual statistics on the chances of luggage being lost?
and i dont think you want to call the people that make sure your $1000s worth of clothes and souvenirs makes it to your destination in one piece incompetent... just ask my old highschool teacher... he decided it was smart to tell me to my face "nice to see what a GED can get you (i graduated 2006 with honors and a foreign language diploma... he just thought i failed because i was a wrestling jock) and then he though it was a good idea to blurb out "holy crap, they'll hire anyone to work here... wattup tyrone" to one of my co-workers... needless to say his bags didnt make it to his destination... it had a detour in brazil,rome,japan,austrailia,amsterdam and mexico before he got it back 6 months later
we are not really incompetent, we just have a very narrow timeframe (40mins) to bring a plane in, offload 7000lbs of bags, load 7000lbs and put in the weight and balance distribution so the captain doesnt crash the airplane on takeoff or landing (thank god we are not incompetent, we make sure your flight takes off and lands properly... the two most dangerous times during a flight) and it is impossible to pamper each and every bag... this comp is to reduce the chances of a ruined vacation
What makes you think I need to be balanced in any way maybe I like having an extra neutron or two you dont know me you dont know what I've been through
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