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#44 - glycogen (08/16/2014) [-]
In what world is that a check mate?
The precursor to gluconeogenesis is the release of a host of stress hormones.
Notably cortisol and epinephrine.
Your body has to think it is dying to run off fats.
|#255 - Yea and you know what? You're immune system would have built u… [+] (2 new replies)||08/16/2014 on Anti vaccines||+7|
#299 - skrynox (08/16/2014) [-]
And when I say sick for 4 years I didn't mean that I was constantly sick for an entire 4 years, but that I got symptoms related to the flu and had them every other month or so.
I never got any viral infections like chicken pox or anything, I had a healthy diet.
In the time before vaccinations, I admit there were many fatal cases of polio and rabies and such, but there were also alot of healthy people.
I can't help what my parents did, but I am living proof that you don't explode with fucking diseases without vaccinations.
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|#15 - Among my favourite thigns to do is when a telemarkerter calls … [+] (17 new replies)||06/30/2014 on run after it||+1|
#82 - herbolifee (06/30/2014) [-]
Except that they tend to call me when I'm busy with whatever, disturbing me to ask me to buy stupid shit I don't want or care for. I mean beside that, it's just rude anyways. Who the fuck do those companies think they are, calling people's personal lines, interrupting them to ask them to buy stupid shit we don't want or care for. And yeah, people do it for a living, but if you work for a company like that you don't have to expect my politeness when interrupting me.
#21 - obidomkenobi (06/30/2014) [-]
See when I get those, and they ask if the home owner/person who rents the house is in, I just say "Yeah, sure, one second, I'll get them now" and just stamp my feet on the floor. After a while they'll ask about it and the only response you need before they hang up is "Yeah, I live in a light house and you called when I was downstairs."
#103 - obidomkenobi (06/30/2014) [-]
I did make one guy's day though once, I just answered (when you get used to knowing which numbers are the telefuckers) and just said "I need a poo." The guy just burst laughter down the phone so hard it made me laugh back. A 3 minute conversations of back and forth lols before he said "Thanks for making my man" and hung up.
#105 - apirateslifeforme (07/01/2014) [-]
Haha, at least he didn't think you were immature or something. Well, it's probably more interesting than the usual feedback he gets being a telemarketer. I once called a lady (forgot what the company's name was) and I trolled around with a soundboard to which she threatened to call the cops for (I'm assuming) wasting her time. I bet that's what she does for a living, anyways. What a bitch.
#106 - obidomkenobi (07/01/2014) [-]
I know some are trying to make a living, but sales jobs are being sold to people the same way the job is. And that's when they should have realized, do they want a job like that? It can turn the people into jeb ends, because of the stress of no sales, no pay. They should expect all this from people who don't want it and move on.
Was it a Duke Nukem sound board? Because if not, I won't be impressed.
Okay, maybe I will.
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