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Date Signed Up:12/22/2009
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#89 - Oh boy, can't wait to not get google fibre cause I live in Aus… 09/04/2014 on Tech dump +1
#17 - Yea what Billa said, what's the point of working a muslce up i… 08/25/2014 on Workout Fails 5 0
#1066 - **Bluemistake rolls 873,610,816** 08/25/2014 on Roll for Amazon Money 0
#43 - What about beta-oxidation where fatty acids are converted to A…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on ty based chris 0
#255 - Yea and you know what? You're immune system would have built u…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Anti vaccines +7
User avatar #299 - skrynox (08/16/2014) [-]
And when I say sick for 4 years I didn't mean that I was constantly sick for an entire 4 years, but that I got symptoms related to the flu and had them every other month or so.

I never got any viral infections like chicken pox or anything, I had a healthy diet.

In the time before vaccinations, I admit there were many fatal cases of polio and rabies and such, but there were also alot of healthy people.

I can't help what my parents did, but I am living proof that you don't explode with fucking diseases without vaccinations.
User avatar #298 - skrynox (08/16/2014) [-]
I'm just telling you guys the truth, my parents didn't get me vaccinations.

I think they are useful, no need to get pissy at me, dude. I'm just telling you something that happened.
#2 - The only dick joke is in your pants  [+] (6 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Unending Wood Supply +112
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User avatar #4 - bennybroseph (08/08/2014) [-]
I was asking for this. Leaving up the comment like a man. Thumbs for you.
#3 - chrispoot (08/08/2014) [-]
#14 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 08/03/2014 on Congratufuckinglations -3
User avatar #16 - sciencexplain (08/03/2014) [-]
Please tell me that was just a sarcastic comment that people didn't get.
User avatar #20 - WillWalrus (08/03/2014) [-]
What did he say?
User avatar #25 - sciencexplain (08/03/2014) [-]
That the 4chan user stole that content from Tumblr.
#19 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on No more :( +25
#21 - nervarin (07/09/2014) [-]
#15 - Among my favourite thigns to do is when a telemarkerter calls …  [+] (17 new replies) 06/30/2014 on run after it +1
User avatar #104 - vincentlaw (07/01/2014) [-]
i like to fuck with them, let them have a giggle at their shit job every once in a while
#44 - Orc (06/30/2014) [-]
They do that for a living. Don't be a prick.
User avatar #65 - herbolifee (06/30/2014) [-]
Wasting my time for a living isn't a reason for me to not be a prick.
#80 - Orc (06/30/2014) [-]
You can tell them no or just hang up. You have 10 seconds to spare.
User avatar #82 - herbolifee (06/30/2014) [-]
Except that they tend to call me when I'm busy with whatever, disturbing me to ask me to buy stupid shit I don't want or care for. I mean beside that, it's just rude anyways. Who the fuck do those companies think they are, calling people's personal lines, interrupting them to ask them to buy stupid shit we don't want or care for. And yeah, people do it for a living, but if you work for a company like that you don't have to expect my politeness when interrupting me.
#83 - Orc (06/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, but consider this : fuck you
#111 - rebjar (07/03/2014) [-]
telemarketers can suck a dick
#112 - Orc (07/03/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Your mom can suck my dick. ;)
#113 - rebjar (07/03/2014) [-]
**rebjar rolled image** lol lel so funny top kek 10/10 i got rekt #smashed
#84 - herbolifee (06/30/2014) [-]
Bite me, bitch
User avatar #21 - obidomkenobi (06/30/2014) [-]
See when I get those, and they ask if the home owner/person who rents the house is in, I just say "Yeah, sure, one second, I'll get them now" and just stamp my feet on the floor. After a while they'll ask about it and the only response you need before they hang up is "Yeah, I live in a light house and you called when I was downstairs."
User avatar #95 - apirateslifeforme (06/30/2014) [-]
I have to try this.
User avatar #103 - obidomkenobi (06/30/2014) [-]
I did make one guy's day though once, I just answered (when you get used to knowing which numbers are the telefuckers) and just said "I need a poo." The guy just burst laughter down the phone so hard it made me laugh back. A 3 minute conversations of back and forth lols before he said "Thanks for making my man" and hung up.
User avatar #105 - apirateslifeforme (07/01/2014) [-]
Haha, at least he didn't think you were immature or something. Well, it's probably more interesting than the usual feedback he gets being a telemarketer. I once called a lady (forgot what the company's name was) and I trolled around with a soundboard to which she threatened to call the cops for (I'm assuming) wasting her time. I bet that's what she does for a living, anyways. What a bitch.
User avatar #106 - obidomkenobi (07/01/2014) [-]
I know some are trying to make a living, but sales jobs are being sold to people the same way the job is. And that's when they should have realized, do they want a job like that? It can turn the people into jeb ends, because of the stress of no sales, no pay. They should expect all this from people who don't want it and move on.

Was it a Duke Nukem sound board? Because if not, I won't be impressed.

Okay, maybe I will.
User avatar #107 - apirateslifeforme (07/01/2014) [-]
Family Guy soundboard, and I sort of failed but twas still fun
User avatar #108 - obidomkenobi (07/02/2014) [-]
As long as the effort is there.
#895 - wooaahhh 4 units, that's so hard man, must be impossible to ge… 06/29/2014 on Loser Bingo 0
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