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- We'll all be waiting.
OP Delivers After 2 Years
And I'll be waiting to remind him when he forgets.
- Kids getting rekt left, right and center. I love it.
- This works great if you listen to Coldplay's Fix You at the same time.
- And this isn't a joke account?
Name this girl!
- Bit ******* dangerous to be purposely speeding.
"it's your lucky day"
- There was quite a bit of laughter.
there was about 4 and a half laughters.
Metric or imperial?
- This is mad old OP.
- Banana was already fresh, just covered in brown stuff.
- **** no, crazy woman should have walked the whole way. You jus…
2 years ago, catphished by some girl i thought i used to know. Turned out i was to be held against my will to have sex with a bitchy fat bitch.
A year before that i was in a long term relationship, and she started to show her true colors in the last bit of a year and a half relationship.
Her true colors included stabbing me, punching my face, and faking 2 pregnancies..
Im just about sick of it.
tell me more
Alright, well to make things worse on my social life. The girl from my last long term relationship apparently spread alot of rumors about me. Saying things like i was controlling and abusive. She told EVERYONE. All these people just up and quit talking to me. So 4 years later, i have no friends anymore. I only found out about the rumors because She has started writing all these false checks for drugs.
Shes stealing all this money from these people that believe im an abusive controlling person. One of my old friends shared a story on facebook saying not to take any checks from so and so. so and so turns out to my ex. I told these people not to trust her right after we broke up.
Atleast you get to say i told you so.
tell me more about the catfish and crazy lady who stabbed you
crazy lady that stabbed me was my my ex gf.
Catphished. I went on a dating site, recognized an old friend i used to play around with.
She was sending me nudes and shit. Now i should say this, it was actually her, but from a long time ago when she had a shred of attractiveness. Since then, she has turned into this "get revenge on the patriarchy" "Im fat and proud" Clinically insane feminazi. Turns out im not the only one who shes done this to.
why did she stab you ? how ?
did you have to do her tho ?
what was it like meeting her ? how'd it go ?
Damn man, you getting off to these details?
She stabbed me with a fork from her kitchen. She was just in one of her fits. Screaming and yelling at me, ran at me with fork, and stabbed me.
Unwillingly yes. 400 pounds give or take is hard to stop.
It wasnt even supposed to be a date, she just asked if i could accompany her to a coffee. We went out, i instantly i could tell shit was wrong. Didnt even recognize her anymore. Had coffee, i tried to get home, she said she had no bus fare and asked for a ride. Ride home, she asked if i could help her up the stairs. And finally, 400 pounds. Its a bitch when that much weight has forced you into a doorway.
Thats all you get fag
Im just interested because you only hear stuff like this on tv or in movies.
I just odd for me to see females in that kind of light, like i know some are crazy but that crazy ?
Would it make you more comfortable telling me if i told you i was a girl
...This is actually the first time ive spilled all of this out. I have funnyjunk to feel comfortable saying it. And i believe i cant be the only one with fucked up shit like this, but i am one of the few that has a comfortable place to say it.
And either you really are a girl, or this just got a whole fuckload more creepy. Even for FJ.
I'm glad i came across you because i really really really want more details, if you're okay with that
maybe it did get a little creepier
No more details for a while.. Im going to browse the funnies and pass out.
do tell me when you wanna give more details, im curious about catfish
also i am a girl so no fear about some creepy guy jacking off to your misery , only a creepy girl
Lets just add each other for later. I've been thinking for a while on writing up a story of it all. Just not when im stoned like this..
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