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PSN: Fluffy
Interests: Martial Arts, Drawing, Reading, Painting
Date Signed Up:1/09/2010
Last Login:8/28/2014
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#7 - Satire - Look it up 05/10/2014 on Trust Me It's Real +14
#1023 - 1. "It's not rape, it's struggle-snuggle" 2… 05/10/2014 on Answer this shit 0
#27 - Water caught under the tight pants, hence why it falls out whe… 05/09/2014 on a game of pool 0
#120 - Iz jokeh 05/05/2014 on Title Joke +4
#20 - She wants him to rape her - she asked for him to rape her - sh…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/04/2014 on Title Joke +140
#58 - removekimchi (05/05/2014) [-]
Maybe shes one of those feminists that thinks all sex is rape, even if its consensual.

Or maybe she just likes being dominated...
User avatar #175 - djcoldcutz (05/05/2014) [-]
I just watched this movie last night. Now I'm seeing references to it everywhere.
#52 - dehnoobshow (05/05/2014) [-]
I like to click the ''?'' button and see the large amount of people who didn't get the joke.
Congratulations, you won the most controversial comment award.
User avatar #63 - demigodofmadness (05/05/2014) [-]
#59 - willys (05/05/2014) [-]
Perhaps you should look at comment #31 below.
User avatar #66 - dehnoobshow (05/05/2014) [-]
Yes, I know it's a song, but does that make the joke any less clever?
User avatar #33 - fuzzyballs (05/04/2014) [-]
role play
User avatar #36 - uhidk (05/04/2014) [-]
you're both retarded.
User avatar #125 - fuzzyballs (05/05/2014) [-]
we're all retarded
User avatar #31 - banjodance (05/04/2014) [-]
RAPE ME is a Nirvana song
#120 - Bloodgartham (05/05/2014) [-]
Iz jokeh
User avatar #97 - hammarhead (05/05/2014) [-]
STILL
#44 - **Bloodgartham rolled image ** my masturbation face  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2014 on Fairly Odd Parents +6
User avatar #86 - datmine (05/02/2014) [-]
Thats my face.
80% of the time/
#26 - If anything I find it more unsettling due to the number of thi… 05/01/2014 on Amazing +2
#34 - Comment deleted 05/01/2014 on More Famous Last Words 0
#137 - Picture 04/30/2014 on Scary Hornet Nest 0
#30 - Picture 04/28/2014 on Wall is very stronk 0
#6 - And so, so wrong... 04/27/2014 on She's a squirter. 0
#30 - How is it being elitist and shoving down peoples throats when … 04/27/2014 on Battle of the Music Genres 0
#28 - And if you read my other comment "Just chose some example… 04/27/2014 on Battle of the Music Genres 0
#27 - No.. I mentioned some styles that aren't even my favorites, to…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2014 on Battle of the Music Genres 0
User avatar #29 - trailoftears (04/27/2014) [-]
It's being elitistic because you apparently feel the need to educate people that don't give a fuck and were just making a joke.
#30 - Bloodgartham (04/27/2014) [-]
How is it being elitist and shoving down peoples throats when one: I havent said its the beste genre, music, or style, everyone has their own thing. I never claimed mine or metal was the best.

Now fuck off, I am not gonna reply more when you're just being a dick for the sake of being a dick. Thank you and good day to you.
#24 - Why?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/27/2014 on Battle of the Music Genres 0
#25 - trailoftears (04/27/2014) [-]
Cause you shove your elitist taste down peoples throats, think that you need to educate them and can't take a fucking joke about metal
#28 - Bloodgartham (04/27/2014) [-]
And if you read my other comment "Just chose some examples, some of them by far from my favourites." - hence they are not my favourite styles, so how can I be shoving my taste down peoples throats?


#27 - Bloodgartham (04/27/2014) [-]
No.. I mentioned some styles that aren't even my favorites, to show the variation, 'cause most people take metal as a single form.

How is it being elitist by mentioning that is has more than one form? And that this post is posted every other day.

Did you have a bad day? 'Cause you are being a dick.

User avatar #29 - trailoftears (04/27/2014) [-]
It's being elitistic because you apparently feel the need to educate people that don't give a fuck and were just making a joke.
#30 - Bloodgartham (04/27/2014) [-]
How is it being elitist and shoving down peoples throats when one: I havent said its the beste genre, music, or style, everyone has their own thing. I never claimed mine or metal was the best.

Now fuck off, I am not gonna reply more when you're just being a dick for the sake of being a dick. Thank you and good day to you.
#4 - I never really seen what starbound is all about: Anyone care t…  [+] (14 new replies) 04/27/2014 on Starbound +3
#22 - donated (04/27/2014) [-]
Eh. Only enjoyment I got was using peoples modded shit.
E.g someone gave me a helmet that enabled me to go invisible.
Some other fella handed me a gun that shoots meteor.
So I went invisible and blew up other peoples stuff. Was fun for about 200 hours
User avatar #21 - xmacleodx (04/27/2014) [-]
It's basically Terraria as directed by Michael Bay.
#18 - daggydaggy (04/27/2014) [-]
Terraia is still better than Starbound, but Starbound has better potential atm, Starbound lacks good creature fights but scores more on adventuring.
User avatar #41 - sefercil (04/28/2014) [-]
they are updating the fighting mechanics now; more moves for monsters, attacks will be more based on timing, monsters won't just run into you to deal damage, and blocking will be more important than just running away.
#44 - daggydaggy (04/28/2014) [-]
that is fantastic
User avatar #17 - epicglitchmane (04/27/2014) [-]
It's Terraria with more weapons, both melee and ranged, randomly generated enemies, and lots of cool mechanics. Also, it's in space. You get your own starship that you can fly from planet to planet, each one randomly generated
User avatar #11 - lurifax (04/27/2014) [-]
It's murder terraria
User avatar #8 - instalation (04/27/2014) [-]
Also it's in beta. First stage (out of three) of beta.
User avatar #7 - epicanadian (04/27/2014) [-]
Take terraria, make it 1000x times better, add a dev team that didn't abandon it after 3 months and you have Starbound.
#10 - wonderglue (04/27/2014) [-]
i think someone still does shit for terraria. i saw some trailer or something where they added a minecart and shit a week ago
User avatar #12 - epicanadian (04/27/2014) [-]
ya they updated it a year or so after another major update which is pathetic and that was like 2-3 months ago. It had potential but now its done since starbound is out.
User avatar #23 - manofparody (04/27/2014) [-]
....
Are you retarded?
I mean, don't take that the wrong way but you're completely looking at the games wrong.

Terraria has already been released. It's been released as a finished game 3-4 major updates ago. They could've called it quits there and still be fine.

Starbound has not been released, yet. Yes, they have early access, but that is not an official release. I can't remember if the game is in beta or alpha, but either way there's still tons of work to be done.

In the current state of both games, terraria has a shit ton of more content and more to do. Starbound still has a LONG way to go.

Also, that "dev team" that abandoned terraria after 3 months? Yea, they went to work on starbound. That's why they're so similar.

Either way, they're both opinions. Starbound grew boring to me after the first day, where as my friends and I still occasionally hope on our terraria server and mess around.
#14 - kewwu (04/27/2014) [-]
"you dont havta be mad,its only game".
Terraria is far from dying.
#5 - wotexplain (04/27/2014) [-]
Terraria in space
#14 - Just chose some examples, some of them by far from my favourites. 04/27/2014 on Battle of the Music Genres 0
#13 - There are so many sub-genres of metal that this post almost, A…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/27/2014 on Battle of the Music Genres -1
#23 - trailoftears (04/27/2014) [-]
you are part of the reason metalheads are hated.
#24 - Bloodgartham (04/27/2014) [-]
Why?
#25 - trailoftears (04/27/2014) [-]
Cause you shove your elitist taste down peoples throats, think that you need to educate them and can't take a fucking joke about metal
#28 - Bloodgartham (04/27/2014) [-]
And if you read my other comment "Just chose some examples, some of them by far from my favourites." - hence they are not my favourite styles, so how can I be shoving my taste down peoples throats?


#27 - Bloodgartham (04/27/2014) [-]
No.. I mentioned some styles that aren't even my favorites, to show the variation, 'cause most people take metal as a single form.

How is it being elitist by mentioning that is has more than one form? And that this post is posted every other day.

Did you have a bad day? 'Cause you are being a dick.

User avatar #29 - trailoftears (04/27/2014) [-]
It's being elitistic because you apparently feel the need to educate people that don't give a fuck and were just making a joke.
#30 - Bloodgartham (04/27/2014) [-]
How is it being elitist and shoving down peoples throats when one: I havent said its the beste genre, music, or style, everyone has their own thing. I never claimed mine or metal was the best.

Now fuck off, I am not gonna reply more when you're just being a dick for the sake of being a dick. Thank you and good day to you.
#14 - Bloodgartham (04/27/2014) [-]
Just chose some examples, some of them by far from my favourites.
#32 - Reus = Favourite player since he started for M'Gladbach  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on Are you fucking sorry!? 0
User avatar #33 - samplethisbitch (04/24/2014) [-]
I think my favourite player is probably Dimitir Berbatov, I have never seen a man so calm and collected in front of goal, I think if he just had a bit more passion for the game he would be one of the worlds best strikers, but he is just too relaxed. Second favourite then would probably be adam lallana or Fabian Delph, you ever seen delphs goal against chelsea?
#30 - It if hadn't been for Götze and Lewandowski ditching Dortmund…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Are you fucking sorry!? 0
User avatar #31 - samplethisbitch (04/24/2014) [-]
Its not like dortmund are bad, its just bayern munich basically have a monopoly on the league due to their money and status, in the german league everyone wants to play for them, reus is showing good loyalty though, I wish it would just be a little more spread out in terms of teams with money, they need some investors
#32 - Bloodgartham (04/24/2014) [-]
Reus = Favourite player since he started for M'Gladbach
User avatar #33 - samplethisbitch (04/24/2014) [-]
I think my favourite player is probably Dimitir Berbatov, I have never seen a man so calm and collected in front of goal, I think if he just had a bit more passion for the game he would be one of the worlds best strikers, but he is just too relaxed. Second favourite then would probably be adam lallana or Fabian Delph, you ever seen delphs goal against chelsea?
#28 - Bunderliga not anymore unfortunatly :/  [+] (6 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Are you fucking sorry!? 0
User avatar #29 - samplethisbitch (04/24/2014) [-]
Bayern Munich are ridiculous with how they win the league with so many games to go. Things really need to be shaken up
#35 - trevanman (04/24/2014) [-]
dude, they're letting their second team get some experience playing.

that's why they have been losing the last few games. not that it matters. they are already meister this season
#30 - Bloodgartham (04/24/2014) [-]
It if hadn't been for Götze and Lewandowski ditching Dortmund, it would still be a bit competetive...
User avatar #31 - samplethisbitch (04/24/2014) [-]
Its not like dortmund are bad, its just bayern munich basically have a monopoly on the league due to their money and status, in the german league everyone wants to play for them, reus is showing good loyalty though, I wish it would just be a little more spread out in terms of teams with money, they need some investors
#32 - Bloodgartham (04/24/2014) [-]
Reus = Favourite player since he started for M'Gladbach
User avatar #33 - samplethisbitch (04/24/2014) [-]
I think my favourite player is probably Dimitir Berbatov, I have never seen a man so calm and collected in front of goal, I think if he just had a bit more passion for the game he would be one of the worlds best strikers, but he is just too relaxed. Second favourite then would probably be adam lallana or Fabian Delph, you ever seen delphs goal against chelsea?
#26 - Yea, but Germany's and Spain's advantage is that their nationa…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Are you fucking sorry!? 0
User avatar #27 - samplethisbitch (04/24/2014) [-]
I suppose that is a thing, I'm not really surprised to be fair, the premier league is such a competitive league you see new players coming through all the time for england, like Luke Shaw, 18 years old and he is playing for his country. German and Spanish leagues just aren't competitive compared to the premier league
#28 - Bloodgartham (04/24/2014) [-]
Bunderliga not anymore unfortunatly :/
User avatar #29 - samplethisbitch (04/24/2014) [-]
Bayern Munich are ridiculous with how they win the league with so many games to go. Things really need to be shaken up
#35 - trevanman (04/24/2014) [-]
dude, they're letting their second team get some experience playing.

that's why they have been losing the last few games. not that it matters. they are already meister this season
#30 - Bloodgartham (04/24/2014) [-]
It if hadn't been for Götze and Lewandowski ditching Dortmund, it would still be a bit competetive...
User avatar #31 - samplethisbitch (04/24/2014) [-]
Its not like dortmund are bad, its just bayern munich basically have a monopoly on the league due to their money and status, in the german league everyone wants to play for them, reus is showing good loyalty though, I wish it would just be a little more spread out in terms of teams with money, they need some investors
#32 - Bloodgartham (04/24/2014) [-]
Reus = Favourite player since he started for M'Gladbach
User avatar #33 - samplethisbitch (04/24/2014) [-]
I think my favourite player is probably Dimitir Berbatov, I have never seen a man so calm and collected in front of goal, I think if he just had a bit more passion for the game he would be one of the worlds best strikers, but he is just too relaxed. Second favourite then would probably be adam lallana or Fabian Delph, you ever seen delphs goal against chelsea?
#24 - Strong Squad, bad teamplay and communication (don't mean to be rude).  [+] (10 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Are you fucking sorry!? 0
User avatar #25 - samplethisbitch (04/24/2014) [-]
I feel it may get better with the greater inclusion of southampton and liverpool players, the english players for those two teams are currently playing very well, sterling is turning out to be an excellent young player, lallana is excellent, rodriguez unfortunately got injured but luke shaw is a very good young defender. And then Gerrard, arguably one of the best captains going and he has had a fantastic season
#26 - Bloodgartham (04/24/2014) [-]
Yea, but Germany's and Spain's advantage is that their national teams only consist of 1-2 teams, who play together all year.
User avatar #27 - samplethisbitch (04/24/2014) [-]
I suppose that is a thing, I'm not really surprised to be fair, the premier league is such a competitive league you see new players coming through all the time for england, like Luke Shaw, 18 years old and he is playing for his country. German and Spanish leagues just aren't competitive compared to the premier league
#28 - Bloodgartham (04/24/2014) [-]
Bunderliga not anymore unfortunatly :/
User avatar #29 - samplethisbitch (04/24/2014) [-]
Bayern Munich are ridiculous with how they win the league with so many games to go. Things really need to be shaken up
#35 - trevanman (04/24/2014) [-]
dude, they're letting their second team get some experience playing.

that's why they have been losing the last few games. not that it matters. they are already meister this season
#30 - Bloodgartham (04/24/2014) [-]
It if hadn't been for Götze and Lewandowski ditching Dortmund, it would still be a bit competetive...
User avatar #31 - samplethisbitch (04/24/2014) [-]
Its not like dortmund are bad, its just bayern munich basically have a monopoly on the league due to their money and status, in the german league everyone wants to play for them, reus is showing good loyalty though, I wish it would just be a little more spread out in terms of teams with money, they need some investors
#32 - Bloodgartham (04/24/2014) [-]
Reus = Favourite player since he started for M'Gladbach
User avatar #33 - samplethisbitch (04/24/2014) [-]
I think my favourite player is probably Dimitir Berbatov, I have never seen a man so calm and collected in front of goal, I think if he just had a bit more passion for the game he would be one of the worlds best strikers, but he is just too relaxed. Second favourite then would probably be adam lallana or Fabian Delph, you ever seen delphs goal against chelsea?
#22 - Germany of course! Honestly, ignoring my nation…  [+] (13 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Are you fucking sorry!? 0
#34 - trevanman (04/24/2014) [-]
of course, we Germans have had ginormous chances since 2006....

and we have a team that kicks ass
User avatar #23 - samplethisbitch (04/24/2014) [-]
I was thinking Brazil too, strong squad and the fact they are at home will give them a slight advantage, I just hope England do well this year, our squad is a lot better to be honest
#24 - Bloodgartham (04/24/2014) [-]
Strong Squad, bad teamplay and communication (don't mean to be rude).
User avatar #25 - samplethisbitch (04/24/2014) [-]
I feel it may get better with the greater inclusion of southampton and liverpool players, the english players for those two teams are currently playing very well, sterling is turning out to be an excellent young player, lallana is excellent, rodriguez unfortunately got injured but luke shaw is a very good young defender. And then Gerrard, arguably one of the best captains going and he has had a fantastic season
#26 - Bloodgartham (04/24/2014) [-]
Yea, but Germany's and Spain's advantage is that their national teams only consist of 1-2 teams, who play together all year.
User avatar #27 - samplethisbitch (04/24/2014) [-]
I suppose that is a thing, I'm not really surprised to be fair, the premier league is such a competitive league you see new players coming through all the time for england, like Luke Shaw, 18 years old and he is playing for his country. German and Spanish leagues just aren't competitive compared to the premier league
#28 - Bloodgartham (04/24/2014) [-]
Bunderliga not anymore unfortunatly :/
User avatar #29 - samplethisbitch (04/24/2014) [-]
Bayern Munich are ridiculous with how they win the league with so many games to go. Things really need to be shaken up
#35 - trevanman (04/24/2014) [-]
dude, they're letting their second team get some experience playing.

that's why they have been losing the last few games. not that it matters. they are already meister this season
#30 - Bloodgartham (04/24/2014) [-]
It if hadn't been for Götze and Lewandowski ditching Dortmund, it would still be a bit competetive...
User avatar #31 - samplethisbitch (04/24/2014) [-]
Its not like dortmund are bad, its just bayern munich basically have a monopoly on the league due to their money and status, in the german league everyone wants to play for them, reus is showing good loyalty though, I wish it would just be a little more spread out in terms of teams with money, they need some investors
#32 - Bloodgartham (04/24/2014) [-]
Reus = Favourite player since he started for M'Gladbach
User avatar #33 - samplethisbitch (04/24/2014) [-]
I think my favourite player is probably Dimitir Berbatov, I have never seen a man so calm and collected in front of goal, I think if he just had a bit more passion for the game he would be one of the worlds best strikers, but he is just too relaxed. Second favourite then would probably be adam lallana or Fabian Delph, you ever seen delphs goal against chelsea?
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#12 to #11 - Bloodgartham (06/22/2014) [-]
Holy crap you actually delivered?

How can you even be bothered with so many people requesting bread?
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