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Gender: male
Age: 22
Consoles Owned: PC, Xbox, PS3
Video Games Played: Skyrim, BF3, MW3, League of Legends
X-box Gamertag: Greed Trinity
PSN: JD_ToXiiC
Interests: gaming, basketball, car repair
Date Signed Up:2/08/2010
Last Login:12/27/2014
Location:Eastern United States
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Comment Ranking:#7712
Highest Content Rank:#20431
Highest Comment Rank:#4254
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#58 - For Lord Satan of course! 08/26/2013 on Matter of perspective +2
#13 - Or could you.....  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2013 on Matter of perspective +57
#24 - alekksandar (08/26/2013) [-]
you aint fooling me.
User avatar #17 - mitchr (08/26/2013) [-]
Why. Why did you do this.
#58 - Blitzken (08/26/2013) [-]
For Lord Satan of course!
#11 - the ice cubes are actually for counter balance 08/24/2013 on Just Cool +3
#28 - I am pretty sure it means the concept of living forever. 08/23/2013 on A Painful Truth +1
#10 - Kyubey****  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2013 on Perhaps I'll Reconsider +1
#12 - legendofbearo (08/21/2013) [-]
Charlotte.
#13 - kuchikirukia (08/21/2013) [-]
#76 - It would have to be Haunter or Salamence 08/21/2013 on The truth behind Pokemon +1
#5 - or Sepaku 08/20/2013 on Sudoku +1
#11 - Krookodile, Scrafty, Chandelure, and Mandibuzz (the vulture one)  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2013 on Double Abilities Anyone? +1
User avatar #12 - psykobear (08/20/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#7 - Yea i see your point there but i still think mid 40's to early… 08/13/2013 on magicarp 0
#5 - i meant it more along the lines as why the hell are you not le…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2013 on magicarp 0
User avatar #6 - gibbousm (08/13/2013) [-]
you learn moves earlier and some can only be learned in a previous stage.
User avatar #7 - Blitzken (08/13/2013) [-]
Yea i see your point there but i still think mid 40's to early 50's is ridiculous for one move, but i guess that is why I am a filthy casual of a Pokemon player and not Pokemon Master T_T
#2 - More importantly why the **** does an un-evolved …  [+] (7 new replies) 08/13/2013 on magicarp +26
User avatar #20 - crazyhindu (08/13/2013) [-]
B.
User avatar #11 - viridiandusk (08/13/2013) [-]
It is just for the video. Chespin can learn solar beam at high enough levels and they didn't want to reveal the evolutions for the starters yet. This way they get to demostrate a starter pokemon and a cool move at the same time.

The real question is why bother using Solar Beam on a magikarp?
User avatar #9 - jameshill (08/13/2013) [-]
oh you just wait mother fucker, im gonna splash attack you so hard
User avatar #4 - gibbousm (08/13/2013) [-]
Well Bulbasaur gets it at lv 46, Chikorita gets it at 50. Both can get it earlier from a TM so.....yeah, perfectly reasonable for a Chespin to get Solar Beam.
User avatar #5 - Blitzken (08/13/2013) [-]
i meant it more along the lines as why the hell are you not letting him evolve
User avatar #6 - gibbousm (08/13/2013) [-]
you learn moves earlier and some can only be learned in a previous stage.
User avatar #7 - Blitzken (08/13/2013) [-]
Yea i see your point there but i still think mid 40's to early 50's is ridiculous for one move, but i guess that is why I am a filthy casual of a Pokemon player and not Pokemon Master T_T
#286 - Drake, Bronze & Green, Hibernation, and Masked Pr… 08/04/2013 on i found this interesting 0
#1 - For this to work you would have to leave the store and take th…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/02/2013 on How to be smart at gamestop +3
User avatar #50 - bensho (08/02/2013) [-]
Incorrect. We don't take wrapped games for trade The content depicts a return.
User avatar #12 - RandomDoofus (08/02/2013) [-]
I like your profile picture.
User avatar #7 - winrobert (08/02/2013) [-]
Pawn shop laws, mate.
#6 - alienshrimp (08/02/2013) [-]
some guy told me he would only take it back if the plastic was still on..........
#3 - xatekk (08/02/2013) [-]
As a former gamestop employee. I didnt give two shits. The only reason i wouldnt do the promotion is because the registers wont let. you. I told customers about the loophole.
#2 - You do realize that what you are describing are withdrawal sym…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2013 on Coffee +1
User avatar #3 - captainoptimist (08/02/2013) [-]
I'M NOT AN ADDICT!!!!
#17 - "We got to let that burn out now." I have no idea w… 08/02/2013 on Sex life 0
#4 - Comment deleted 08/02/2013 on Politically Punny 0
#24 - < This ******* movie right here, not gonna lie…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/02/2013 on Short Horror Stories +19
#207 - superduperpuper (08/02/2013) [-]
I had this fear all along, but then I watched this movie and had hallucinations like the shadows in the mirror getting darker, my reflection seemed to smile/frown just a little bit more then I did and when I watched another way could swear the eyes of the reflection were still fixed at me. I know it's just in my mind, but heck... it's freaking me out.
#260 - gentlemanotaku (08/02/2013) [-]
everytime i look away from a mirror the eyes seem fixated at me, its probably just my brain assuming information it cannot at the moment observe though.
#283 - doubledisme (08/02/2013) [-]
no its that you make eye contact with yourself
you cant look away from from the mirror with your eye then check to see where your eye is
when I was a little kid I thought I didn't have the ability to move my eye because of this then I thought all mirrors have demon versions of you in it
#413 - anonymous (08/02/2013) [-]
periphrial vision. you lead me to believe that you may not have 100% functional eyes.
#384 - somekindofname (08/02/2013) [-]
Unless you have gecko eyes (you know, eyes that move independently of each other).
#30 - anonymous (08/02/2013) [-]
That movie has made me permanently creeped out by mirrors.
#95 - Let us be honest here none of us here on Funnyjunk are "f… 08/02/2013 on I'm looking at you, Australia +4
#289 - Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho 07/27/2013 on ITT: post your favorite... +1
#2704 - shouldn't that be Ray in the passenger seat?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2013 on Share your current wallpaper +1
User avatar #2935 - Tvfreek (07/26/2013) [-]
I didnt make the wallpaper. But i do think that ray should be in the car, and gavin should NOT be driving.
#21 - It is reversed..which probably makes it even harder to comprehend  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2013 on Imagination +5
User avatar #24 - crimhowler (07/08/2013) [-]
just a bit
#35 - megacoolguy (07/08/2013) [-]
i was thinking of why this situation would ever arise then i took a second... its anime shits always weird
#181 - Happy Birthday bro, today July 3rd is also my birthday I turne… 07/04/2013 on Cheers (Read Description) +1
#7 - Is no one going to bring up the fact that God missed? 06/23/2013 on Title +1
#27 - Maybe he's born with it...maybe he has no myostatin  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2013 on this is where Muscle Milk... +5
User avatar #31 - gatorotterdolphin (06/23/2013) [-]
Maybe it's Maybelline.
#37 - This is a ****** metaphor, but i think it means t…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2013 on title 0
#44 - anonymous (06/22/2013) [-]
Didn't like? Steam isn't that much different and this IS the future of gaming, there is no buts or if's about it. It will happen eventually, not this generation but it will.
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