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Blitzken Avatar Level 185 Comments: Anon Annihilator
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Gender: male
Age: 22
Consoles Owned: PC, Xbox, PS3
Video Games Played: Skyrim, BF3, MW3, League of Legends
X-box Gamertag: Valkyrie F34R
PSN: JD_ToXiiC
Interests: gaming, basketball, car repair
Date Signed Up:2/08/2010
Last Login:7/30/2014
Location:Eastern United States
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Comment Ranking:#31507
Highest Content Rank:#20431
Highest Comment Rank:#4254
Content Thumbs: 35 total,  70 ,  35
Comment Thumbs: 864 total,  950 ,  86
Content Level Progress: 66.1% (39/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 185 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 186 Comments: Anon Annihilator
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Content Views:4856
Times Content Favorited:1 times
Total Comments Made:275
FJ Points:888

latest user's comments

#80 - What were you saying 09/12/2013 on How to ice fish 0
#61 - Your local prostitute sells them at an hourly rate. 09/12/2013 on Lifes a beach! +2
#67 - We have the same initials and i think that is awesome....my te… 09/05/2013 on What's Your Zombie... 0
#27 - he kind of looks like Misha Collins 09/05/2013 on Mother of God... +1
#15 - isn't Libra the scales of justice? as in the judgment of right… 09/01/2013 on Prehistoric Zodiacs 0
#14 - Cancer master race  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2013 on Prehistoric Zodiacs +4
#19 - anonymous (09/01/2013) [-]
fuck yeah look at those claws
#4 - Comment deleted 08/31/2013 on becoming an adult 0
#28 - Comment deleted 08/30/2013 on Dammit Kel! 0
#9 - to throw at Bidoofs  [+] (7 new replies) 08/29/2013 on well shit +139
User avatar #139 - thedarkdefender (08/29/2013) [-]
One time I wasn't concentrating when I was receiving the master ball and didn't realise it was to catch Palkia, so I came across a Chingling and used it on it.. and killed Palkia at the end..
#104 - spyronos (08/29/2013) [-]
You called?
User avatar #87 - redictor (08/29/2013) [-]
i used my first on a magikarp
#59 - anonymous (08/29/2013) [-]
fuckin' hardy harr harr you silly little cunt
does your mum and her hillbilly family log in through their accounts and like your comments to make you feel good?
That was just about the stupidest joke an anon's heard. Even I won't tolerate that kind of shit. Jeeezus fuckin' christ
#66 - roeld (08/29/2013) [-]
Anon is butthurt
#54 - noogsleft (08/29/2013) [-]
Your face when Bidoof
#40 - fishpiee (08/29/2013) [-]
Throw Bidoofs at it?
#13 - I used to feel the same way so I wouldn't' talk about anime an…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2013 on Confession +1
#14 - goldendarkness (08/28/2013) [-]
i couldn't agree with you more
#42 - Comment deleted 08/28/2013 on Simple Story 0
#3 - it is on top of the chair's wheel  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Kids Today +5
User avatar #27 - buttinspecter (08/27/2013) [-]
It still looks like he put his shoes on backwards.
User avatar #28 - anisace (08/27/2013) [-]
He likes it that way
#58 - For Lord Satan of course! 08/26/2013 on Matter of perspective +2
#13 - Or could you.....  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2013 on Matter of perspective +57
#24 - alekksandar (08/26/2013) [-]
you aint fooling me.
User avatar #17 - mitchr (08/26/2013) [-]
Why. Why did you do this.
#58 - Blitzken (08/26/2013) [-]
For Lord Satan of course!
#11 - the ice cubes are actually for counter balance 08/24/2013 on Just Cool +3
#28 - I am pretty sure it means the concept of living forever. 08/23/2013 on A Painful Truth +1
#10 - Kyubey****  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2013 on Perhaps I'll Reconsider +1
#12 - legendofbearo (08/21/2013) [-]
Charlotte.
#13 - kuchikirukia (08/21/2013) [-]
#76 - It would have to be Haunter or Salamence 08/21/2013 on The truth behind Pokemon +1
#5 - or Sepaku 08/20/2013 on Sudoku +1
#11 - Krookodile, Scrafty, Chandelure, and Mandibuzz (the vulture one)  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2013 on Double Abilities Anyone? +1
User avatar #12 - psykobear (08/20/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#7 - Yea i see your point there but i still think mid 40's to early… 08/13/2013 on magicarp 0
#5 - i meant it more along the lines as why the hell are you not le…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2013 on magicarp 0
#6 - gibbousm (08/13/2013) [-]
you learn moves earlier and some can only be learned in a previous stage.
User avatar #7 - Blitzken (08/13/2013) [-]
Yea i see your point there but i still think mid 40's to early 50's is ridiculous for one move, but i guess that is why I am a filthy casual of a Pokemon player and not Pokemon Master T_T
#2 - More importantly why the fuck does an un-evolved Chespin know …  [+] (7 new replies) 08/13/2013 on magicarp +26
User avatar #20 - crazyhindu (08/13/2013) [-]
B.
User avatar #11 - viridiandusk (08/13/2013) [-]
It is just for the video. Chespin can learn solar beam at high enough levels and they didn't want to reveal the evolutions for the starters yet. This way they get to demostrate a starter pokemon and a cool move at the same time.

The real question is why bother using Solar Beam on a magikarp?
User avatar #9 - jameshill (08/13/2013) [-]
oh you just wait mother fucker, im gonna splash attack you so hard
#4 - gibbousm (08/13/2013) [-]
Well Bulbasaur gets it at lv 46, Chikorita gets it at 50. Both can get it earlier from a TM so.....yeah, perfectly reasonable for a Chespin to get Solar Beam.
User avatar #5 - Blitzken (08/13/2013) [-]
i meant it more along the lines as why the hell are you not letting him evolve
#6 - gibbousm (08/13/2013) [-]
you learn moves earlier and some can only be learned in a previous stage.
User avatar #7 - Blitzken (08/13/2013) [-]
Yea i see your point there but i still think mid 40's to early 50's is ridiculous for one move, but i guess that is why I am a filthy casual of a Pokemon player and not Pokemon Master T_T
#286 - Drake, Bronze & Green, Hibernation, and Masked Pr… 08/04/2013 on i found this interesting 0
#1 - For this to work you would have to leave the store and take th…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/02/2013 on How to be smart at gamestop +3
User avatar #50 - bensho (08/02/2013) [-]
Incorrect. We don't take wrapped games for trade The content depicts a return.
User avatar #12 - RandomDoofus (08/02/2013) [-]
I like your profile picture.
User avatar #7 - winrobert (08/02/2013) [-]
Pawn shop laws, mate.
#6 - alienshrimp (08/02/2013) [-]
some guy told me he would only take it back if the plastic was still on..........
#3 - xatekk (08/02/2013) [-]
As a former gamestop employee. I didnt give two shits. The only reason i wouldnt do the promotion is because the registers wont let. you. I told customers about the loophole.
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