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Blitzken

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Consoles Owned: PC, Xbox, PS3
Video Games Played: Skyrim, BF3, MW3, League of Legends
X-box Gamertag: Greed Trinity
PSN: JD_ToXiiC
Interests: gaming, basketball, car repair
Date Signed Up:2/08/2010
Last Login:2/26/2015
Location:Eastern United States
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#9867
Highest Content Rank:#20431
Highest Comment Rank:#4254
Content Thumbs: 35 total,  70 ,  35
Comment Thumbs: 1149 total,  1257 ,  108
Content Level Progress: 66.1% (39/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 207 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 208 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:4920
Times Content Favorited:1 times
Total Comments Made:343
FJ Points:1108

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#14 - For some reason i read it as Naughty Nose at first, strangely …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Naughty nose +3
User avatar #16 - raynagrimm (10/18/2014) [-]
maybe cause that's the title?
User avatar #17 - Blitzken (10/18/2014) [-]
That would certainly explain it -__- it is 4am and the caffeine must be wearing off....
#331 - Desiny + Diablo 3 RoS, i think im going to enjoy farming Malth… 09/23/2014 on ? 0
#14 - It is one of those riddles that give you a lot of details to d…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2014 on John Dies at the End Riddle +3
User avatar #15 - nsfwlurkmore (08/29/2014) [-]
Well the answer was still no, it was still a new axe.
#4 - at least it is a good song 08/20/2014 on One of the better greentexts +5
#1 - Why would it taste disgusting, it would probably have the same…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2014 on I bet it tastes disgusting +3
User avatar #2 - cuntism (08/19/2014) [-]
It has the consistency of the original sweet. I've not made these, but I have done the vodka-soaked-gummy bears thing, and they were awesome
User avatar #3 - satansferret (08/19/2014) [-]
should throw skittles in vodka too
#23 - It is in Kg, and the average grip strength of an adult male is…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Repost O-Ma-tic 0
#24 - anonexplains (08/01/2014) [-]
way to make me google pounds the kg...
#42 - anonexplains (08/01/2014) [-]
It's about 2.2 lbs per kg, for future reference
<3
#25 - anonexplains (08/01/2014) [-]
to*
#653 - I'm electric/fire I'm a intense bodyloveing heat Rotam 07/14/2014 on whats your pokemon type 0
#67 - Because he is the ************* Batman 06/10/2014 on (untitled) 0
#18 - To #6, damn Harry is gonna have a hell of a time because now t… 06/06/2014 on Tumblr & Boys +1
#214 - I was expecting **** as well, the art style is ve… 05/30/2014 on I didn't ask for this. 0
#219 - i didn't use that as the logic behind it, it was just some trivia 05/03/2014 on Kentucky... WTF, man? 0
#111 - she is also the actress from Hostel  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2014 on Kentucky... WTF, man? 0
User avatar #177 - thebaseballexpert (05/03/2014) [-]
Sasha Grey was in an Eminem video, and Ashlynn Brooke was in Piranha. by your logic, they should also be must searched in a small pop state
User avatar #219 - Blitzken (05/03/2014) [-]
i didn't use that as the logic behind it, it was just some trivia
#47 - Usually about $45 04/13/2014 on Dont look at desc +1
#45 - Actually it is the opposite, the ring chooses people of the tr… 04/04/2014 on Green Lantern Facts- Indigo... 0
#12 - The indigo light represents compassion  [+] (3 new replies) 04/03/2014 on Green Lantern Facts- Indigo... +7
#44 - EpicTie (04/04/2014) [-]
so you have to be really compassionate to get this ring?
User avatar #45 - Blitzken (04/04/2014) [-]
Actually it is the opposite, the ring chooses people of the tribe because they are evil
User avatar #22 - tauntaun (04/03/2014) [-]
that should've been like the first fact on this post
#43 - This is probably one of my best so far, most of my drawings ar… 03/22/2014 on how do you even do this... +1
#41 - Not gonna lie, i thought it was a severed penis when i scrolle…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2014 on how do you even do this... +15
User avatar #47 - playapplepie (03/22/2014) [-]
You and I both, dude.
#1405 - **Blitzken rolls 664** 03/02/2014 on pokemon game 0
#24 - His name is aattvvv (atv = all terrain vehicle) 02/26/2014 on Twitch Team +1
#25 - can someone crop out that charmeleon for me? 02/18/2014 on PokeDerp 0
#10 - I want that shiny Bisharp! 02/03/2014 on Pokémon la kill -1
#35 - Umm.. Song of The Caged Bird.. in my ass.. 01/29/2014 on My Ass 0
#9 - In Japanese it means hawk so scar is now known as hawk the lion  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2014 on Explains a lot 0
User avatar #28 - ipartywithpedobear (01/17/2014) [-]
no, he's fuckin not.
#18 - smaller coil = less current  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2014 on A piece of metal melted... +3
User avatar #19 - stutterguy (01/06/2014) [-]
Ahh.
#50 - It is like boxers or briefs for adults 01/05/2014 on Sounds like a good night to me 0
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