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Blitzken

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 23
Consoles Owned: PC, Xbox, PS3
Video Games Played: Skyrim, BF3, MW3, League of Legends
X-box Gamertag: Greed Trinity
PSN: JD_ToXiiC
Interests: gaming, basketball, car repair
Date Signed Up:2/08/2010
Last Login:7/06/2015
Location:Eastern United States
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 35 total,  70 ,  35
Comment Thumbs: 1149 total,  1257 ,  108
Content Level Progress: 66.1% (39/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 207 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 208 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:0
Content Views:5270
Times Content Favorited:1 times
Total Comments Made:344
FJ Points:1108

latest user's comments

#1092232 - Toradora, well i guess i have a 50/50 chance here, i may be … 12/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#478 - I'm a wizard, with a mimic, an archer, and a ninja on my party… 12/17/2014 on im a thief with 2 summoners... 0
#297 - why not? that's why the English language is awesome, so many l…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Choice game +2
User avatar #300 - boomerpyro (12/14/2014) [-]
phase through your inability to have all the other buttons too
phase through the concept of you not being omnipotent?
User avatar #377 - pootismang (12/14/2014) [-]
Phase through the jerk shitting on Blitzken's dreams.
User avatar #380 - boomerpyro (12/14/2014) [-]
no-ones shitting on his drea- i mean phase through pootismangs vocal diarrhea
User avatar #381 - pootismang (12/14/2014) [-]
Oh god yes phase through it all you dirty whore. Don't stop.
User avatar #383 - boomerpyro (12/14/2014) [-]
sorry bruh, i'm phasing through my ability to stay awake, night
User avatar #385 - pootismang (12/14/2014) [-]
Sleep tight.
User avatar #387 - boomerpyro (12/14/2014) [-]
dam rite i sleep tite
#5 - is this the same anime?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on Two types of people pt.1 +1
User avatar #6 - zomaru (12/14/2014) [-]
yes
#126 - what if you decided to phase through the dimension you are cur…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Choice game +9
User avatar #295 - boomerpyro (12/14/2014) [-]
phase through your own mortality, phase through your weakness.
phase through your limits.
User avatar #297 - Blitzken (12/14/2014) [-]
why not? that's why the English language is awesome, so many loopholes if you don't choose your words carefully
User avatar #300 - boomerpyro (12/14/2014) [-]
phase through your inability to have all the other buttons too
phase through the concept of you not being omnipotent?
User avatar #377 - pootismang (12/14/2014) [-]
Phase through the jerk shitting on Blitzken's dreams.
User avatar #380 - boomerpyro (12/14/2014) [-]
no-ones shitting on his drea- i mean phase through pootismangs vocal diarrhea
User avatar #381 - pootismang (12/14/2014) [-]
Oh god yes phase through it all you dirty whore. Don't stop.
User avatar #383 - boomerpyro (12/14/2014) [-]
sorry bruh, i'm phasing through my ability to stay awake, night
User avatar #385 - pootismang (12/14/2014) [-]
Sleep tight.
User avatar #387 - boomerpyro (12/14/2014) [-]
dam rite i sleep tite
#83 - Well obviously you play a numbers game, that way you are bound… 12/13/2014 on NPC lies 0
#13 - it is the riddle of the sphinx, the answer was man, more speci… 12/07/2014 on Too far +6
#3 - source?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/05/2014 on When you were proven innocent +1
User avatar #10 - motherfuckingkenji (12/05/2014) [-]
Plastic Nee-san (All Episodes) [Eng Subbed]
Fuck kylefromabove, here's the whole series on Youtube.


No offense to him or anything, it's just that I hate seeing people link myanimelist because that implies that they could watch it there.
#11 - kylefromabove (12/05/2014) [-]
I always link to myanimelist so they can look at the anime themselves and decide whether or not they want to watch it. I get what you're saying, but if you're too lazy to type "watch (insert anime name)" in google, that's not my problem. Just my opinion. No offense.
User avatar #6 - venomousvalentine (12/05/2014) [-]
A 1 episode comedy anime. Super funny. Plastic Nee-san
#4 - kylefromabove (12/05/2014) [-]
#28 - I like the idea of his character, an elf who cares more about …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on Krem dela cream 0
User avatar #32 - slapchoppin (12/04/2014) [-]
i couldn't stand to have him in my party

every time i made a decision to help people he got all pissy so i just replaced him with Dorian
#26 - I don't want to spoil anything but there is a very good reason…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Krem dela cream 0
User avatar #27 - slapchoppin (12/04/2014) [-]
oh i know but it doesn't make him less shit

if he was likable i would have given a shit but he's not so i just put it on the pile of reasons to hate him
User avatar #28 - Blitzken (12/04/2014) [-]
I like the idea of his character, an elf who cares more about the history of his people more than the people (for obvious spoiler reasons) but the way he comes across is bitchy and condescending at the same time, plus the fucker stole my mage gear at the end so i had to redo the final fight with a different mage so i could keep the gear, so that puts him on my shit list...asshole.
User avatar #32 - slapchoppin (12/04/2014) [-]
i couldn't stand to have him in my party

every time i made a decision to help people he got all pissy so i just replaced him with Dorian
#41 - He is a ******* hypocritical **** lord, he is th… 12/01/2014 on Dragon Age Inquisition 0
#316 - I don't mean to take anything away from the post, but in Drago… 11/28/2014 on Plants vs. Zombies 0
#34 - Or the cops didn't have to use force because no one was dumb e…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2014 on Cameras +118
User avatar #58 - penileburglar (11/26/2014) [-]
Thank you. Correlation does not imply causation, and all that shit.
#11 - When playing D&D you play through a story that the DM has …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on RPG funnis 3.5 +3
#13 - deathlos (11/21/2014) [-]
Not Any wizard, A Chaos Wizard.
#19 - im rogue warrior 11/14/2014 on New Junk; Moon-Moon. 0
#31 - I'm to lazy to look it up right now, but wasn't Stevia the art… 11/12/2014 on 18 Food Replacement Hacks 0
#38 - K 11/12/2014 on "Birthday" +2
#75 - I got Killer Brain the Terror of Gotham, pretty good i guess 11/10/2014 on Vilain name and shit 0
#9 - Source for gif?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/04/2014 on met ur mum, she says u suk! 0
User avatar #28 - grandzora (11/04/2014) [-]
fate/zero
User avatar #10 - stimtheone (11/04/2014) [-]
Fate/Zero final episode... or one close to it.
#10 - "After three weeks of production", he had to walk o… 10/30/2014 on Will Smith +7
#1 - They are redoing san andreas for xbox 360 apparently 10/25/2014 on happy tenth year anniversary 0
#6 - What if every time someone has a miscarriage it is because som… 10/25/2014 on Movie Idea 0
#27 - you can walk where ever the hell you want put relocating is st… 10/24/2014 on Attack of the Andrew Jackson 0
#25 - i understand what you are saying, but if you can't afford to l…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Attack of the Andrew Jackson +1
#26 - anon (10/24/2014) [-]
Ya got legs right?
User avatar #27 - Blitzken (10/24/2014) [-]
you can walk where ever the hell you want put relocating is still hella expensive
#8 - its more of a pycho drama...with a harem involved 10/21/2014 on My role model 0
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