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Blitzken

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Consoles Owned: PC, Xbox, PS3
Video Games Played: Skyrim, BF3, MW3, League of Legends
X-box Gamertag: Greed Trinity
PSN: JD_ToXiiC
Interests: gaming, basketball, car repair
Date Signed Up:2/08/2010
Last Login:12/22/2014
Location:Eastern United States
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Comment Ranking:#8232
Highest Content Rank:#20431
Highest Comment Rank:#4254
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Content Level Progress: 66.1% (39/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 198 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 199 Comments: Anon Annihilator
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Content Views:4897
Times Content Favorited:1 times
Total Comments Made:309
FJ Points:1014

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#18 - To #6, damn Harry is gonna have a hell of a time because now t… 06/06/2014 on Tumblr & Boys +1
#214 - I was expecting **** as well, the art style is ve… 05/30/2014 on I didn't ask for this. 0
#219 - i didn't use that as the logic behind it, it was just some trivia 05/03/2014 on Kentucky... WTF, man? 0
#111 - she is also the actress from Hostel  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2014 on Kentucky... WTF, man? 0
User avatar #177 - thebaseballexpert (05/03/2014) [-]
Sasha Grey was in an Eminem video, and Ashlynn Brooke was in Piranha. by your logic, they should also be must searched in a small pop state
User avatar #219 - Blitzken (05/03/2014) [-]
i didn't use that as the logic behind it, it was just some trivia
#47 - Usually about $45 04/13/2014 on Dont look at desc +1
#45 - Actually it is the opposite, the ring chooses people of the tr… 04/04/2014 on Green Lantern Facts- Indigo... 0
#12 - The indigo light represents compassion  [+] (3 new replies) 04/03/2014 on Green Lantern Facts- Indigo... +7
#44 - EpicTie (04/04/2014) [-]
so you have to be really compassionate to get this ring?
User avatar #45 - Blitzken (04/04/2014) [-]
Actually it is the opposite, the ring chooses people of the tribe because they are evil
User avatar #22 - tauntaun (04/03/2014) [-]
that should've been like the first fact on this post
#43 - This is probably one of my best so far, most of my drawings ar… 03/22/2014 on how do you even do this... +1
#41 - Not gonna lie, i thought it was a severed penis when i scrolle…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2014 on how do you even do this... +15
User avatar #47 - playapplepie (03/22/2014) [-]
You and I both, dude.
#1405 - **Blitzken rolls 664** 03/02/2014 on pokemon game 0
#24 - His name is aattvvv (atv = all terrain vehicle) 02/26/2014 on Twitch Team +1
#25 - can someone crop out that charmeleon for me? 02/18/2014 on PokeDerp 0
#10 - I want that shiny Bisharp! 02/03/2014 on Pokémon la kill -1
#35 - Umm.. Song of The Caged Bird.. in my ass.. 01/29/2014 on My Ass 0
#9 - In Japanese it means hawk so scar is now known as hawk the lion  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2014 on Explains a lot 0
User avatar #28 - ipartywithpedobear (01/17/2014) [-]
no, he's fuckin not.
#18 - smaller coil = less current  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2014 on A piece of metal melted... +3
User avatar #19 - stutterguy (01/06/2014) [-]
Ahh.
#50 - It is like boxers or briefs for adults 01/05/2014 on Sounds like a good night to me 0
#241 - I am more bothered by the fact that their are only four mareep…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2013 on That sucks bro... +5
#315 - guamguy (12/17/2013) [-]
The fifth one is on the right, off-screen.
#137 - Comment deleted 12/15/2013 on Snow for the first time in... 0
#37 - **** those ants! They are fire ants, they will …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2013 on Casting a Fire Ant Colony +14
#41 - smartwon (12/11/2013) [-]
They sure were on fire for a bit there
User avatar #47 - WolfPrince (12/11/2013) [-]
#355 - creepy pasta actually has a category called terror tortellini 11/19/2013 on Creepy... +3
#18 - This frightens me far more than it should. 11/16/2013 on   +2
#126 - Marijuana actually helps alot of people with issues such as st…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2013 on Druggy +1
User avatar #151 - fukkendragonite (11/16/2013) [-]
When it comes to weed, I'm sick of the way it polarises opinion. Some people hate it with a passion, and some people think it's the best thing since sliced bread.

I have smoked weed, I knew, and still know, the dangers. It can mess with your mind, and my brother was chronically depressed and had anger problems- it ust made it a million times worse when he started smoking weed again.. He pulled a knife on my other brother once, and that's just not like him. He is learning to drive and he believes that it would be okay for him to drive stoned because he's "still focused" on weed- or so he says. So it isn't a wonder drug.

However there are medicinal benefits. And I realise that too. My oldest brother basically had his life saved by weed because his alcoholism tainted his mind to the point of suicidal tendency. But luckily, the only thing that calms him down is a quick joint.

if you're gonna smoke it, you have to know what you're doing- that's my message.
#3 - this is actually real which is weird...if you press ctrl + alt… 11/07/2013 on This disturbs me +2
#41 - what is this from?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2013 on How did this go wrong +1
#45 - Nickdowgg (11/07/2013) [-]
Image search came up as "My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU" I guess that's what it is. I think.
Have an Olivia Wilde.
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