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Gender: male
Age: 22
Consoles Owned: PC, Xbox, PS3
Video Games Played: Skyrim, BF3, MW3, League of Legends
X-box Gamertag: Valkyrie F34R
PSN: JD_ToXiiC
Interests: gaming, basketball, car repair
Date Signed Up:2/08/2010
Last Login:7/11/2014
Location:Eastern United States
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Comment Ranking:#25703
Highest Content Rank:#20431
Highest Comment Rank:#4254
Content Thumbs: 35 total,  70 ,  35
Comment Thumbs: 864 total,  950 ,  86
Content Level Progress: 66.1% (39/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 185 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 186 Comments: Anon Annihilator
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Content Views:4852
Times Content Favorited:1 times
Total Comments Made:274
FJ Points:888

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#1405 - **Blitzken rolls 664** 03/02/2014 on pokemon game 0
#24 - His name is aattvvv (atv = all terrain vehicle) 02/26/2014 on Twitch Team +1
#25 - can someone crop out that charmeleon for me? 02/18/2014 on PokeDerp 0
#10 - I want that shiny Bisharp! 02/03/2014 on Pokémon la kill -1
#35 - Umm.. Song of The Caged Bird.. in my ass.. 01/29/2014 on My Ass 0
#9 - In Japanese it means hawk so scar is now known as hawk the lion  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2014 on Explains a lot 0
User avatar #28 - ipartywithpedobear (01/17/2014) [-]
no, he's fuckin not.
#18 - smaller coil = less current  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2014 on A piece of metal melted... +3
User avatar #19 - stutterguy (01/06/2014) [-]
Ahh.
#50 - It is like boxers or briefs for adults 01/05/2014 on Sounds like a good night to me 0
#241 - I am more bothered by the fact that their are only four mareep…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2013 on That sucks bro... +5
#315 - guamguy (12/17/2013) [-]
The fifth one is on the right, off-screen.
#137 - Comment deleted 12/15/2013 on Snow for the first time in... 0
#37 - **** those ants! They are fire ants, they will …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2013 on Casting a Fire Ant Colony +14
#41 - smartwon (12/11/2013) [-]
They sure were on fire for a bit there
User avatar #47 - WolfPrince (12/11/2013) [-]
#355 - creepy pasta actually has a category called terror tortellini 11/19/2013 on Creepy... +3
#18 - This frightens me far more than it should. 11/16/2013 on   +2
#126 - ********* actually helps alot of people with issu…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2013 on Druggy +1
User avatar #151 - fukkendragonite (11/16/2013) [-]
When it comes to weed, I'm sick of the way it polarises opinion. Some people hate it with a passion, and some people think it's the best thing since sliced bread.

I have smoked weed, I knew, and still know, the dangers. It can mess with your mind, and my brother was chronically depressed and had anger problems- it ust made it a million times worse when he started smoking weed again.. He pulled a knife on my other brother once, and that's just not like him. He is learning to drive and he believes that it would be okay for him to drive stoned because he's "still focused" on weed- or so he says. So it isn't a wonder drug.

However there are medicinal benefits. And I realise that too. My oldest brother basically had his life saved by weed because his alcoholism tainted his mind to the point of suicidal tendency. But luckily, the only thing that calms him down is a quick joint.

if you're gonna smoke it, you have to know what you're doing- that's my message.
#3 - this is actually real which is weird...if you press ctrl + alt… 11/07/2013 on This disturbs me +2
#41 - what is this from?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2013 on How did this go wrong +1
#45 - Nickdowgg (11/07/2013) [-]
Image search came up as "My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU" I guess that's what it is. I think.
Have an Olivia Wilde.
#1445 - Skating through the park and out of no where, a giant mushroom… 11/04/2013 on description +4
#1400 - Pokemon X + Diablo 3 11/04/2013 on description 0
#62 - The majority of these are absolutely true unfortunately.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2013 on #Gen1Probs 0
#84 - derfying (11/05/2013) [-]
Wow that sucks. At least, at my worst, I'm a gentooer
#61 - Wait are you playing X or Y because that is not the story in t…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/04/2013 on #Gen1Probs 0
User avatar #83 - theavatar (11/04/2013) [-]
I played both. I didnt see it in why cause i though well the where just blocking the way like team rocket in gold and silver after they took over the radio tower. But i talked to them in X just to see what they say
User avatar #82 - theavatar (11/04/2013) [-]
Yep. When Team Flare activates the weapon and you go to the Geosenge town There will be four Team flare grunts blocking your way to route 10. One will say "Nope. I cant hear them I wont allow my self to hear thier crys". Another says "I will not let you pas. No child should see this".
#1118 - alright added, sorry for the wait i have been really busy at work  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2013 on Pokemon X and Y Friend Code... 0
#1155 - anexel (11/02/2013) [-]
ty
#202 - Refer to comment #183 11/02/2013 on Finally! a Pope that acts... 0
#1072 - Holy hell i am to tired to be typing, i meant to say sorry for… 10/31/2013 on Pokemon X and Y Friend Code... 0
#1071 - sure my code is above what is your FC?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2013 on Pokemon X and Y Friend Code... 0
User avatar #1073 - sisterblister (10/31/2013) [-]
427012953167 is mine
#1070 - sure my code is above what is your FC? 10/31/2013 on Pokemon X and Y Friend Code... 0
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