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BlitzFlare

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Date Signed Up:1/18/2010
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#28 - That proves it. You don't love him.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2012 on iloveyoubomb's profile 0
#30 - iloveyoubomb (09/14/2012) [-]
I'm done talking to you. Goodbye.
#29 - iloveyoubomb (09/14/2012) [-]
You're just trying to piss me off now, it won't work.
#26 - Dropped the ball on the reply there, didn't ya?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/14/2012 on iloveyoubomb's profile 0
#27 - iloveyoubomb (09/14/2012) [-]
There's a limit to replies so I can't reply to the bottom one.
User avatar #28 - BlitzFlare (09/14/2012) [-]
That proves it. You don't love him.
#30 - iloveyoubomb (09/14/2012) [-]
I'm done talking to you. Goodbye.
#29 - iloveyoubomb (09/14/2012) [-]
You're just trying to piss me off now, it won't work.
#24 - I don't believe you love him. That's more than five. 09/14/2012 on iloveyoubomb's profile 0
#22 - List five of his friends, then.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2012 on iloveyoubomb's profile 0
#23 - iloveyoubomb (09/14/2012) [-]
Alexander Steele, Cole Boyett, Logan Smith, Marco Nicoletti, Jimmy Workman, Evan Christensen, Austin Hallock, Jordan Santistevan, Matt Johnson, Sami Dean, Michaela Rivenburg, Andy Baird, Brendan Burke, Brian Byrd, Lorena Barrios, Christian Grundfor, Alex Smith, Dylan Brown, Isaac Crowder, Taylor Marcoux......should I continue?
User avatar #24 - BlitzFlare (09/14/2012) [-]
I don't believe you love him. That's more than five.
#20 - BAHAHAHA I actually know him. I know more about him then you e…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/14/2012 on iloveyoubomb's profile 0
#21 - iloveyoubomb (09/14/2012) [-]
I know more than you think. I know where he lives, I know his name, I know what he likes and what he doesn't like, I know about his relationships, I know of his friends and his family. I know a lot about him Alex. You know nothing.
User avatar #22 - BlitzFlare (09/14/2012) [-]
List five of his friends, then.
#23 - iloveyoubomb (09/14/2012) [-]
Alexander Steele, Cole Boyett, Logan Smith, Marco Nicoletti, Jimmy Workman, Evan Christensen, Austin Hallock, Jordan Santistevan, Matt Johnson, Sami Dean, Michaela Rivenburg, Andy Baird, Brendan Burke, Brian Byrd, Lorena Barrios, Christian Grundfor, Alex Smith, Dylan Brown, Isaac Crowder, Taylor Marcoux......should I continue?
User avatar #24 - BlitzFlare (09/14/2012) [-]
I don't believe you love him. That's more than five.
#18 - You don't love him. You love the idea of him.  [+] (6 new replies) 09/14/2012 on iloveyoubomb's profile 0
#19 - iloveyoubomb (09/14/2012) [-]
I know him, I know all about him, you don't know anything about him.
User avatar #20 - BlitzFlare (09/14/2012) [-]
BAHAHAHA I actually know him. I know more about him then you ever could. And that is why I love him more.
#21 - iloveyoubomb (09/14/2012) [-]
I know more than you think. I know where he lives, I know his name, I know what he likes and what he doesn't like, I know about his relationships, I know of his friends and his family. I know a lot about him Alex. You know nothing.
User avatar #22 - BlitzFlare (09/14/2012) [-]
List five of his friends, then.
#23 - iloveyoubomb (09/14/2012) [-]
Alexander Steele, Cole Boyett, Logan Smith, Marco Nicoletti, Jimmy Workman, Evan Christensen, Austin Hallock, Jordan Santistevan, Matt Johnson, Sami Dean, Michaela Rivenburg, Andy Baird, Brendan Burke, Brian Byrd, Lorena Barrios, Christian Grundfor, Alex Smith, Dylan Brown, Isaac Crowder, Taylor Marcoux......should I continue?
User avatar #24 - BlitzFlare (09/14/2012) [-]
I don't believe you love him. That's more than five.
#16 - You wouldn't understand.  [+] (8 new replies) 09/14/2012 on iloveyoubomb's profile 0
#17 - iloveyoubomb (09/14/2012) [-]
You don't understand my love for him.
User avatar #18 - BlitzFlare (09/14/2012) [-]
You don't love him. You love the idea of him.
#19 - iloveyoubomb (09/14/2012) [-]
I know him, I know all about him, you don't know anything about him.
User avatar #20 - BlitzFlare (09/14/2012) [-]
BAHAHAHA I actually know him. I know more about him then you ever could. And that is why I love him more.
#21 - iloveyoubomb (09/14/2012) [-]
I know more than you think. I know where he lives, I know his name, I know what he likes and what he doesn't like, I know about his relationships, I know of his friends and his family. I know a lot about him Alex. You know nothing.
User avatar #22 - BlitzFlare (09/14/2012) [-]
List five of his friends, then.
#23 - iloveyoubomb (09/14/2012) [-]
Alexander Steele, Cole Boyett, Logan Smith, Marco Nicoletti, Jimmy Workman, Evan Christensen, Austin Hallock, Jordan Santistevan, Matt Johnson, Sami Dean, Michaela Rivenburg, Andy Baird, Brendan Burke, Brian Byrd, Lorena Barrios, Christian Grundfor, Alex Smith, Dylan Brown, Isaac Crowder, Taylor Marcoux......should I continue?
User avatar #24 - BlitzFlare (09/14/2012) [-]
I don't believe you love him. That's more than five.
#14 - Except me. He loves me so much he was almost responsible for my death.  [+] (10 new replies) 09/14/2012 on iloveyoubomb's profile 0
#15 - iloveyoubomb (09/14/2012) [-]
That doesn't even make sense how could he love you and almost make you die.
User avatar #16 - BlitzFlare (09/14/2012) [-]
You wouldn't understand.
#17 - iloveyoubomb (09/14/2012) [-]
You don't understand my love for him.
User avatar #18 - BlitzFlare (09/14/2012) [-]
You don't love him. You love the idea of him.
#19 - iloveyoubomb (09/14/2012) [-]
I know him, I know all about him, you don't know anything about him.
User avatar #20 - BlitzFlare (09/14/2012) [-]
BAHAHAHA I actually know him. I know more about him then you ever could. And that is why I love him more.
#21 - iloveyoubomb (09/14/2012) [-]
I know more than you think. I know where he lives, I know his name, I know what he likes and what he doesn't like, I know about his relationships, I know of his friends and his family. I know a lot about him Alex. You know nothing.
User avatar #22 - BlitzFlare (09/14/2012) [-]
List five of his friends, then.
#23 - iloveyoubomb (09/14/2012) [-]
Alexander Steele, Cole Boyett, Logan Smith, Marco Nicoletti, Jimmy Workman, Evan Christensen, Austin Hallock, Jordan Santistevan, Matt Johnson, Sami Dean, Michaela Rivenburg, Andy Baird, Brendan Burke, Brian Byrd, Lorena Barrios, Christian Grundfor, Alex Smith, Dylan Brown, Isaac Crowder, Taylor Marcoux......should I continue?
User avatar #24 - BlitzFlare (09/14/2012) [-]
I don't believe you love him. That's more than five.
#12 - HE just "loves" me more.  [+] (12 new replies) 09/14/2012 on iloveyoubomb's profile 0
#13 - iloveyoubomb (09/14/2012) [-]
He can't. He loves no one more than me.
User avatar #14 - BlitzFlare (09/14/2012) [-]
Except me. He loves me so much he was almost responsible for my death.
#15 - iloveyoubomb (09/14/2012) [-]
That doesn't even make sense how could he love you and almost make you die.
User avatar #16 - BlitzFlare (09/14/2012) [-]
You wouldn't understand.
#17 - iloveyoubomb (09/14/2012) [-]
You don't understand my love for him.
User avatar #18 - BlitzFlare (09/14/2012) [-]
You don't love him. You love the idea of him.
#19 - iloveyoubomb (09/14/2012) [-]
I know him, I know all about him, you don't know anything about him.
User avatar #20 - BlitzFlare (09/14/2012) [-]
BAHAHAHA I actually know him. I know more about him then you ever could. And that is why I love him more.
#21 - iloveyoubomb (09/14/2012) [-]
I know more than you think. I know where he lives, I know his name, I know what he likes and what he doesn't like, I know about his relationships, I know of his friends and his family. I know a lot about him Alex. You know nothing.
User avatar #22 - BlitzFlare (09/14/2012) [-]
List five of his friends, then.
#23 - iloveyoubomb (09/14/2012) [-]
Alexander Steele, Cole Boyett, Logan Smith, Marco Nicoletti, Jimmy Workman, Evan Christensen, Austin Hallock, Jordan Santistevan, Matt Johnson, Sami Dean, Michaela Rivenburg, Andy Baird, Brendan Burke, Brian Byrd, Lorena Barrios, Christian Grundfor, Alex Smith, Dylan Brown, Isaac Crowder, Taylor Marcoux......should I continue?
User avatar #24 - BlitzFlare (09/14/2012) [-]
I don't believe you love him. That's more than five.
#10 - Mitch is not capable of love.  [+] (14 new replies) 09/14/2012 on iloveyoubomb's profile 0
#11 - iloveyoubomb (09/14/2012) [-]
He already has told me he does, we all know he loves everyone.
User avatar #12 - BlitzFlare (09/14/2012) [-]
HE just "loves" me more.
#13 - iloveyoubomb (09/14/2012) [-]
He can't. He loves no one more than me.
User avatar #14 - BlitzFlare (09/14/2012) [-]
Except me. He loves me so much he was almost responsible for my death.
#15 - iloveyoubomb (09/14/2012) [-]
That doesn't even make sense how could he love you and almost make you die.
User avatar #16 - BlitzFlare (09/14/2012) [-]
You wouldn't understand.
#17 - iloveyoubomb (09/14/2012) [-]
You don't understand my love for him.
User avatar #18 - BlitzFlare (09/14/2012) [-]
You don't love him. You love the idea of him.
#19 - iloveyoubomb (09/14/2012) [-]
I know him, I know all about him, you don't know anything about him.
User avatar #20 - BlitzFlare (09/14/2012) [-]
BAHAHAHA I actually know him. I know more about him then you ever could. And that is why I love him more.
#21 - iloveyoubomb (09/14/2012) [-]
I know more than you think. I know where he lives, I know his name, I know what he likes and what he doesn't like, I know about his relationships, I know of his friends and his family. I know a lot about him Alex. You know nothing.
User avatar #22 - BlitzFlare (09/14/2012) [-]
List five of his friends, then.
#23 - iloveyoubomb (09/14/2012) [-]
Alexander Steele, Cole Boyett, Logan Smith, Marco Nicoletti, Jimmy Workman, Evan Christensen, Austin Hallock, Jordan Santistevan, Matt Johnson, Sami Dean, Michaela Rivenburg, Andy Baird, Brendan Burke, Brian Byrd, Lorena Barrios, Christian Grundfor, Alex Smith, Dylan Brown, Isaac Crowder, Taylor Marcoux......should I continue?
User avatar #24 - BlitzFlare (09/14/2012) [-]
I don't believe you love him. That's more than five.
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User avatar #10 to #9 - BlitzFlare (03/16/2010) [-]
Thank you X)
User avatar #3 - coolerderek (03/15/2010) [-]
the cake is a spy
User avatar #4 to #3 - BlitzFlare (03/16/2010) [-]
The cake is a guy
User avatar #5 to #4 - coolerderek (03/16/2010) [-]
the cake is a pie
User avatar #6 to #5 - BlitzFlare (03/16/2010) [-]
the cake is a sigh
User avatar #7 to #6 - coolerderek (03/16/2010) [-]
the cake is a thigh
User avatar #8 to #7 - BlitzFlare (03/16/2010) [-]
the cake is very dry
#1 - EmperorColo **User deleted account** (02/14/2010) [-]
1st
User avatar #2 to #1 - BlitzFlare (02/15/2010) [-]
lulz
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