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#110 - Uhm... yea but... 13? That's way too young to bring a seri…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/06/2014 on Who are you? 0
User avatar #153 - SammieSama (07/07/2014) [-]
Well, I guess I didn't really start transitioning until age 15. But I dressed like a boy, did my hair short, went by the male version of my name. It wasn't really until people started to point it out to me that I was a girl that I realized I wasn't. My gender wasn't really a thing for me, I just went about my day as I was and I thought myself male. Pronouns, bathrooms... none of that meant anything. But then in high school, when it was a big deal to be different, that's when everything got confusing and I started to question it.
#194 - Blasphemer (07/07/2014) [-]
Hey, you wanna wear pants, cut your hair short and grow a penis, fine by me.
What I'm really asking is what did you get out of it that you didn't already have? If you answer penis I'll castrate you, I'm asking sincerely since I don't understand your position...
User avatar #200 - SammieSama (07/07/2014) [-]
The best way to put it is that I'm just more comfortable. Anything anyone does is ultimately related to raising their comfort level. It was uncomfortable for me to live as a girl and just felt wrong. Like, when you're doing something you know you shouldn't? It was almost like guilt. I just feel like I'm not lying anymore, I guess.
#203 - Blasphemer (07/07/2014) [-]
I see. Thank you for being patient with me.
Cheers.
#677 - Blue Waffle. 07/06/2014 on i'll jerk off to this 0
#126 - OMFG! What a wierd headsmash! IMSOSORRYADMINFAGGOTERRSAMA! 07/06/2014 on smash head on keyboard 0
#125 - Admin is a whore. You whore! I didn't even smash my he…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on smash head on keyboard 0
#126 - Blasphemer (07/06/2014) [-]
OMFG! What a wierd headsmash!
IMSOSORRYADMINFAGGOTERRSAMA!
#38 - Gender swap in ages between 10-13?... Why?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/06/2014 on Who are you? 0
User avatar #46 - SammieSama (07/06/2014) [-]
Born a girl, just kinda started living my life as a boy. Now I live full time as a male. I tried to "fix" myself in high school and grew my hair out, tried to be girly. Just wasn't doing it for me. Much preferred living as a male. Female just doesn't feel right to me.
#110 - Blasphemer (07/06/2014) [-]
Uhm... yea but... 13?
That's way too young to bring a serious decision like this...
I was religious to the point of approving another crusade to eradicate jews from the face of the earth for killing Jesus, and muslims for denying him... You just don't give real power over anything to kids. Just don't.

I mean of course it could work out and you could be happy, but what if it didn't fix the problem, would it add to your misery? What if you changed your mind? God knows I did for 50 billion times. If I would've cut of something from me every time I did, I'd be more fucked up then MJ...
User avatar #153 - SammieSama (07/07/2014) [-]
Well, I guess I didn't really start transitioning until age 15. But I dressed like a boy, did my hair short, went by the male version of my name. It wasn't really until people started to point it out to me that I was a girl that I realized I wasn't. My gender wasn't really a thing for me, I just went about my day as I was and I thought myself male. Pronouns, bathrooms... none of that meant anything. But then in high school, when it was a big deal to be different, that's when everything got confusing and I started to question it.
#194 - Blasphemer (07/07/2014) [-]
Hey, you wanna wear pants, cut your hair short and grow a penis, fine by me.
What I'm really asking is what did you get out of it that you didn't already have? If you answer penis I'll castrate you, I'm asking sincerely since I don't understand your position...
User avatar #200 - SammieSama (07/07/2014) [-]
The best way to put it is that I'm just more comfortable. Anything anyone does is ultimately related to raising their comfort level. It was uncomfortable for me to live as a girl and just felt wrong. Like, when you're doing something you know you shouldn't? It was almost like guilt. I just feel like I'm not lying anymore, I guess.
#203 - Blasphemer (07/07/2014) [-]
I see. Thank you for being patient with me.
Cheers.
#744 - Your mother was a hamster and Your father smelt of elderberries.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on Make Admin Mad +3
#749 - insanepain (07/05/2014) [-]
Blasphemer wins.
#23 - Except, he's not just a random idiot with turban on his head, …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on That makes perfect sense 0
#30 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/06/2014) [-]
#12 - Yea, I do get that you are aiming at his looks. Whi… 07/05/2014 on The wizard 0
#85 - Picture 07/05/2014 on 1 Ticket to hell please +4
#100 - It's a joke. 07/04/2014 on DEA 0
#4 - It's very misleading. There already are people saying it's ima… 07/02/2014 on Rekt -3
#2 - ... Global warming is an real event that was overblown way…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2014 on Rekt -3
User avatar #3 - invshika (07/02/2014) [-]
It's quicker to say it isn't real, but you're right
#4 - Blasphemer (07/02/2014) [-]
It's very misleading. There already are people saying it's imaginary... never fuel the stupid.
#22 - You stupid **** . Most of the game or story wo… 07/02/2014 on My eyes might be raining 0
#22 - I'll give it a spin, maybe if I don't expect too much I won't …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on The truth about black... 0
#24 - curbed (07/01/2014) [-]
Well, just try not to go into it thinking "this show is already a piece of shit" because then whatever happens you're going to think it's horrible anyway.
#20 - So it does get better or is it as horrible but you got used to it?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2014 on The truth about black... -2
#23 - curbed (07/01/2014) [-]
But I can't say that you're going to enjoy it as much as I do. You just might not like those types of shows.
#21 - curbed (07/01/2014) [-]
I think there was more plot than there was in the first season. It shows you more of the larger plot than "we have to go find dad" and the actors seemed to get more used to their characters.
#22 - Blasphemer (07/01/2014) [-]
I'll give it a spin, maybe if I don't expect too much I won't be disappointed.
#24 - curbed (07/01/2014) [-]
Well, just try not to go into it thinking "this show is already a piece of shit" because then whatever happens you're going to think it's horrible anyway.
#18 - Buffy is better than this show, **** me what a lo…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/01/2014 on The truth about black... -4
#19 - curbed (07/01/2014) [-]
For me, I couldn't get into the first season very well. But after that I pretty much was hooked. I never watched Buffy so I don't have any way to tell you if they're similar.
#20 - Blasphemer (07/01/2014) [-]
So it does get better or is it as horrible but you got used to it?
#23 - curbed (07/01/2014) [-]
But I can't say that you're going to enjoy it as much as I do. You just might not like those types of shows.
#21 - curbed (07/01/2014) [-]
I think there was more plot than there was in the first season. It shows you more of the larger plot than "we have to go find dad" and the actors seemed to get more used to their characters.
#22 - Blasphemer (07/01/2014) [-]
I'll give it a spin, maybe if I don't expect too much I won't be disappointed.
#24 - curbed (07/01/2014) [-]
Well, just try not to go into it thinking "this show is already a piece of shit" because then whatever happens you're going to think it's horrible anyway.
#52 - Nah, one stab would be enough. There's blood, cop won't be… 06/28/2014 on Well then... +1
#15 - You have to watch old, infected, unshaved, dirty and bloody va… 06/27/2014 on Genius Lesbians Without the... +2
#155 - Well... I brok'd it. 06/27/2014 on witchcraft 0
#108 - You know what I meant. Dumbass.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on meme war -1
#109 - TheHutchie (06/26/2014) [-]
Well. I. Never.

How r00d
#105 - I highly doubt that someone beat him up (throw a rock at his f…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/26/2014 on meme war 0
User avatar #134 - ivoryhammer (06/26/2014) [-]
It's from the Brazil riots actually.
User avatar #115 - phawsy (06/26/2014) [-]
My guess is that they put ketchup on his nose to pretend that happened.
User avatar #106 - TheHutchie (06/26/2014) [-]
Step back guys, I can answer this question.

Ahem.

People in the Middle East throw rocks at people, Mr Blasphemer, sir.

Actually, given your username, they might like to throw rocks at you.
#108 - Blasphemer (06/26/2014) [-]
You know what I meant.

Dumbass.
#109 - TheHutchie (06/26/2014) [-]
Well. I. Never.

How r00d
#22 - for those who aren't satisfied with reading. 06/26/2014 on Sean Bean, 1000 ways to die 0
#169 - Wouldn't you get fired after first two times?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on Goddamnit Shane! 0
User avatar #174 - sketchE (06/25/2014) [-]
depends. some of the best people i worked with did stupid shit all the time. they did their job better than everyone else theyd just do random stuff sometimes
#71 - I just love this "robots with feelings/souls" fetish. 06/24/2014 on Don't let go. -1
#36 - As none of the above and with some vague knowledge of history … 06/24/2014 on This week in technology 0
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