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#14 - Picture 09/04/2014 on WTF +1
#10 - 5th season in. Show still sucks. Even more then last 4…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/04/2014 on Obey the angel -6
#15 - firesky (09/04/2014) [-]
Why do you watch it then?
#20 - Blasphemer (09/04/2014) [-]
Girlfriend owns tumblr account.
User avatar #13 - Kairyuka (09/04/2014) [-]
It's basically diet X-Files with bland underwear models. Now that wouldn't be so bad if they weren't male.
#19 - Blasphemer (09/04/2014) [-]
Bingo
User avatar #26 - Kairyuka (09/04/2014) [-]
I like the "monster of the week"-concept, but X-Files and even Fringe did it way better.
#29 - Blasphemer (09/04/2014) [-]
Yeap. And fringe was a bit shitty too.
User avatar #30 - Kairyuka (09/04/2014) [-]
Eh, I kinda liked it. Wasn't a masterpiece, but it entertained me
#31 - Blasphemer (09/04/2014) [-]
It had that funny wierd bone but it got boring after a while... Every show starts to look ridiculous after they try to make connections between major events and actors...
User avatar #32 - Kairyuka (09/04/2014) [-]
Yeah. I don't remember getting tired of it, but then again, I don't remember finishing it either. I don't think I did that.
#12 - iscrewbabies (09/04/2014) [-]
I liked the first 2 seasons. Watched the rest just because I don't like leaving things unfinished. Wasn't easy to hold back vomit and the tears of anger.
#92 - You almost had me, you ************ ! 09/04/2014 on Re-think vaccines +3
#119 - He... is just joking... Right? 09/04/2014 on lel +1
#153 - Haha what a blind euphoric fedora tipping neckbeard idiot  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2014 on He +3
#157 - anonymous (09/03/2014) [-]
Haha what a blind euphoric fedora tipping neckbeard idiot blasphemer
#243 - He could have few in his hat... Not like anyone would tip wizards hat. 09/02/2014 on Wizards are useless 0
#228 - So it's settled. Long range missiles.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/02/2014 on Wizards are useless 0
#230 - onyxleigion (09/02/2014) [-]
Where the hell would a wizard get long ranged missiles. That's just unrealistic.
#243 - Blasphemer (09/02/2014) [-]
He could have few in his hat... Not like anyone would tip wizards hat.
#93 - They are threatening to sue anyone who posts those pics... … 09/02/2014 on Leaky leaked nudie pics +1
#226 - Tank?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/02/2014 on Wizards are useless 0
#227 - onyxleigion (09/02/2014) [-]
Maybe. But if the wizard knew it was coming, and tanks aren't easy to hide, a simple protection spell would save them.
#228 - Blasphemer (09/02/2014) [-]
So it's settled.
Long range missiles.
#230 - onyxleigion (09/02/2014) [-]
Where the hell would a wizard get long ranged missiles. That's just unrealistic.
#243 - Blasphemer (09/02/2014) [-]
He could have few in his hat... Not like anyone would tip wizards hat.
#65 - Are these people even real? Are they 12 or something? Beca… 09/02/2014 on Sickening 0
#41 - I wonder if ********* like her ever get jobs... …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2014 on Simply nigger 0
User avatar #69 - konradkurze (09/02/2014) [-]
transnigger?
aka black mentality

nope, no jobs...only people who think like other races get jobs....

#222 - Than, grenades. They should do it.  [+] (7 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Wizards are useless 0
#225 - woodoo (09/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with onyxleigion on that, a grenade might work on a wizard that doesn't know what it is, or doesn't know what it does. And even then, grenades rarely kill quickly unless thrown expertly, but usually causes severe bleeding, something a skilled wizard would easily heal. And of course, since Voldemort grew up during world war 2, he would know what a grenade was, and therefore know how to avoid them. Hell, he'd even know what a nuke is. Now long range artillery, such as the Swedish archer artillery system, might be able to kill off wizards, but you'd have to know where they were for that to work.
#224 - onyxleigion (09/02/2014) [-]
Nah
#226 - Blasphemer (09/02/2014) [-]
Tank?
#227 - onyxleigion (09/02/2014) [-]
Maybe. But if the wizard knew it was coming, and tanks aren't easy to hide, a simple protection spell would save them.
#228 - Blasphemer (09/02/2014) [-]
So it's settled.
Long range missiles.
#230 - onyxleigion (09/02/2014) [-]
Where the hell would a wizard get long ranged missiles. That's just unrealistic.
#243 - Blasphemer (09/02/2014) [-]
He could have few in his hat... Not like anyone would tip wizards hat.
#219 - He's fictional too. So why is it irrational to believe tha…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Wizards are useless 0
#221 - woodoo (09/01/2014) [-]
Because he despised muggles and everything to do with them? And yes, in theory snipers would be good, if you could find a good spot to kill a wizard, and even then wizards can survive way more than muggles can, so it's entirely believable that what would be a fatal shot to a normal person would be an inconvenience to a wizard.
wizards can survive 150 mph collisions with minimal damages(such as broken noses, maybe a broken bone at the most), so I cant imagine anything other than splattering their brains all over the wall would kill them.
#222 - Blasphemer (09/01/2014) [-]
Than, grenades.
They should do it.
#225 - woodoo (09/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with onyxleigion on that, a grenade might work on a wizard that doesn't know what it is, or doesn't know what it does. And even then, grenades rarely kill quickly unless thrown expertly, but usually causes severe bleeding, something a skilled wizard would easily heal. And of course, since Voldemort grew up during world war 2, he would know what a grenade was, and therefore know how to avoid them. Hell, he'd even know what a nuke is. Now long range artillery, such as the Swedish archer artillery system, might be able to kill off wizards, but you'd have to know where they were for that to work.
#224 - onyxleigion (09/02/2014) [-]
Nah
#226 - Blasphemer (09/02/2014) [-]
Tank?
#227 - onyxleigion (09/02/2014) [-]
Maybe. But if the wizard knew it was coming, and tanks aren't easy to hide, a simple protection spell would save them.
#228 - Blasphemer (09/02/2014) [-]
So it's settled.
Long range missiles.
#230 - onyxleigion (09/02/2014) [-]
Where the hell would a wizard get long ranged missiles. That's just unrealistic.
#243 - Blasphemer (09/02/2014) [-]
He could have few in his hat... Not like anyone would tip wizards hat.
#21 - Well... They did like the same guy... I gue…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Season 4 0
User avatar #22 - sexyhimself (09/01/2014) [-]
let's hope the creators have big enough balls to make it happen, it would be kinda sorta revolutionary I guess, sort of..... kind of
User avatar #25 - dndxplain (09/01/2014) [-]
It doesn't fi. either of them.
#19 - Too much hentai bro, too much.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Season 4 0
User avatar #20 - sexyhimself (09/01/2014) [-]
no such thing


also, they generally seems like a good couple
#21 - Blasphemer (09/01/2014) [-]
Well... They did like the same guy...
I guess they have same taste.
User avatar #22 - sexyhimself (09/01/2014) [-]
let's hope the creators have big enough balls to make it happen, it would be kinda sorta revolutionary I guess, sort of..... kind of
User avatar #25 - dndxplain (09/01/2014) [-]
It doesn't fi. either of them.
#17 - By being nice it's not implied they would **** …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Season 4 0
User avatar #18 - sexyhimself (09/01/2014) [-]
but Korra's a lesbian, right? I mean.... muh KorrAsami ship....
#19 - Blasphemer (09/01/2014) [-]
Too much hentai bro, too much.
User avatar #20 - sexyhimself (09/01/2014) [-]
no such thing


also, they generally seems like a good couple
#21 - Blasphemer (09/01/2014) [-]
Well... They did like the same guy...
I guess they have same taste.
User avatar #22 - sexyhimself (09/01/2014) [-]
let's hope the creators have big enough balls to make it happen, it would be kinda sorta revolutionary I guess, sort of..... kind of
User avatar #25 - dndxplain (09/01/2014) [-]
It doesn't fi. either of them.
#15 - Gay people  [+] (8 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Season 4 0
User avatar #16 - sexyhimself (09/01/2014) [-]
aren't they suppose to be all nice and shit?
#17 - Blasphemer (09/01/2014) [-]
By being nice it's not implied they would fuck Korra out of politeness.
User avatar #18 - sexyhimself (09/01/2014) [-]
but Korra's a lesbian, right? I mean.... muh KorrAsami ship....
#19 - Blasphemer (09/01/2014) [-]
Too much hentai bro, too much.
User avatar #20 - sexyhimself (09/01/2014) [-]
no such thing


also, they generally seems like a good couple
#21 - Blasphemer (09/01/2014) [-]
Well... They did like the same guy...
I guess they have same taste.
User avatar #22 - sexyhimself (09/01/2014) [-]
let's hope the creators have big enough balls to make it happen, it would be kinda sorta revolutionary I guess, sort of..... kind of
User avatar #25 - dndxplain (09/01/2014) [-]
It doesn't fi. either of them.
#165 - Fine. Snipers.  [+] (11 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Wizards are useless 0
#174 - onyxleigion (09/01/2014) [-]
Because Voldemort doesn't have a fucking sniper rifle.
#219 - Blasphemer (09/01/2014) [-]
He's fictional too.
So why is it irrational to believe that he owns a sniper collection?
#221 - woodoo (09/01/2014) [-]
Because he despised muggles and everything to do with them? And yes, in theory snipers would be good, if you could find a good spot to kill a wizard, and even then wizards can survive way more than muggles can, so it's entirely believable that what would be a fatal shot to a normal person would be an inconvenience to a wizard.
wizards can survive 150 mph collisions with minimal damages(such as broken noses, maybe a broken bone at the most), so I cant imagine anything other than splattering their brains all over the wall would kill them.
#222 - Blasphemer (09/01/2014) [-]
Than, grenades.
They should do it.
#225 - woodoo (09/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with onyxleigion on that, a grenade might work on a wizard that doesn't know what it is, or doesn't know what it does. And even then, grenades rarely kill quickly unless thrown expertly, but usually causes severe bleeding, something a skilled wizard would easily heal. And of course, since Voldemort grew up during world war 2, he would know what a grenade was, and therefore know how to avoid them. Hell, he'd even know what a nuke is. Now long range artillery, such as the Swedish archer artillery system, might be able to kill off wizards, but you'd have to know where they were for that to work.
#224 - onyxleigion (09/02/2014) [-]
Nah
#226 - Blasphemer (09/02/2014) [-]
Tank?
#227 - onyxleigion (09/02/2014) [-]
Maybe. But if the wizard knew it was coming, and tanks aren't easy to hide, a simple protection spell would save them.
#228 - Blasphemer (09/02/2014) [-]
So it's settled.
Long range missiles.
#230 - onyxleigion (09/02/2014) [-]
Where the hell would a wizard get long ranged missiles. That's just unrealistic.
#243 - Blasphemer (09/02/2014) [-]
He could have few in his hat... Not like anyone would tip wizards hat.
#129 - Yeap. I guess she chose the wrong guy. She s a girl like any o… 09/01/2014 on a hero to us all -2
#175 - She will ruin nothing. Games don't sell because some corporati… 09/01/2014 on Possible quinn faggotry... +3
#167 - I should've known you are a wanker. 09/01/2014 on because this girl... +4
#165 - Who's the stupid one here exactly? Girls who take off thei…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/01/2014 on because this girl... +2
#166 - fitting (09/01/2014) [-]
you'reself* you fucking retard learn to spell pls
#167 - Blasphemer (09/01/2014) [-]
I should've known you are a wanker.
#126 - Gun. Faster then spell and unavoidable.  [+] (13 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Wizards are useless +2
#150 - woodoo (09/01/2014) [-]
Except easily avoidable for a wizard expecting it, isn't guaranteed to kill or even hurt, can easily be healed by any wizard with healing knowledge and can't be used at all on particularly powerful wizards. And also much slower than a silence cast stun spell, as the "projectile" of such travels at the assumed speed of light (it's a red flash) and if hit is guaranteed to make a non-magically-fortified human go unconscious. Yes a gun is better against a wizard who doesn't know what a gun is that is also hell-bent on using avada kedavra, but against an actual thinking opponent, a gun would lose most if not all of its advantages (except maybe range, I don't think there's ever a mention of spells cast with greater precision over long ranges in the book, but a basic apparition makes range kind of useless).
#165 - Blasphemer (09/01/2014) [-]
Fine. Snipers.
#174 - onyxleigion (09/01/2014) [-]
Because Voldemort doesn't have a fucking sniper rifle.
#219 - Blasphemer (09/01/2014) [-]
He's fictional too.
So why is it irrational to believe that he owns a sniper collection?
#221 - woodoo (09/01/2014) [-]
Because he despised muggles and everything to do with them? And yes, in theory snipers would be good, if you could find a good spot to kill a wizard, and even then wizards can survive way more than muggles can, so it's entirely believable that what would be a fatal shot to a normal person would be an inconvenience to a wizard.
wizards can survive 150 mph collisions with minimal damages(such as broken noses, maybe a broken bone at the most), so I cant imagine anything other than splattering their brains all over the wall would kill them.
#222 - Blasphemer (09/01/2014) [-]
Than, grenades.
They should do it.
#225 - woodoo (09/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with onyxleigion on that, a grenade might work on a wizard that doesn't know what it is, or doesn't know what it does. And even then, grenades rarely kill quickly unless thrown expertly, but usually causes severe bleeding, something a skilled wizard would easily heal. And of course, since Voldemort grew up during world war 2, he would know what a grenade was, and therefore know how to avoid them. Hell, he'd even know what a nuke is. Now long range artillery, such as the Swedish archer artillery system, might be able to kill off wizards, but you'd have to know where they were for that to work.
#224 - onyxleigion (09/02/2014) [-]
Nah
#226 - Blasphemer (09/02/2014) [-]
Tank?
#227 - onyxleigion (09/02/2014) [-]
Maybe. But if the wizard knew it was coming, and tanks aren't easy to hide, a simple protection spell would save them.
#228 - Blasphemer (09/02/2014) [-]
So it's settled.
Long range missiles.
#230 - onyxleigion (09/02/2014) [-]
Where the hell would a wizard get long ranged missiles. That's just unrealistic.
#243 - Blasphemer (09/02/2014) [-]
He could have few in his hat... Not like anyone would tip wizards hat.
#56 - I know, just ****** with you. I'm bored like … 09/01/2014 on the face of evil 0
#38 - But... how can he trade his pokemons at home then?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/31/2014 on the face of evil 0
User avatar #39 - warioteam (08/31/2014) [-]
i meant if he hid it in an obviouse place then he could get away and not be (as much) of an asshole
#56 - Blasphemer (09/01/2014) [-]
I know, just fuckin with you.
I'm bored like that sometimes.
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