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#43 - If you are in a presence of it, you are in no possible way a b…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2014 on In an alternate universe... -1
#59 - starblood (05/04/2014) [-]
You're such an edgy moron, it's indescribable
#108 - Blasphemer (05/04/2014) [-]
Well, that's like, uhmmm, your opinion and uhm, I disapprove of it.
Also your mother had a hairy asshole, and your father was short.
User avatar #44 - earlploddington (05/04/2014) [-]
Then I am the most weak and deluded of them all, Batman.
#40 - I'd just call them "it". Maybe that'll shut it up.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/04/2014 on In an alternate universe... +3
User avatar #42 - earlploddington (05/04/2014) [-]
I considered "they" but it feels too much like I don't know which gender they are and I hate looking like an idiot

which is a pity because i am one
#43 - Blasphemer (05/04/2014) [-]
If you are in a presence of it, you are in no possible way a bigger idiot than it, no matter what you do.

Not being able to accept that you are what you are is a sign of weakness and delusion.
#59 - starblood (05/04/2014) [-]
You're such an edgy moron, it's indescribable
#108 - Blasphemer (05/04/2014) [-]
Well, that's like, uhmmm, your opinion and uhm, I disapprove of it.
Also your mother had a hairy asshole, and your father was short.
User avatar #44 - earlploddington (05/04/2014) [-]
Then I am the most weak and deluded of them all, Batman.
#31 - "Well, in defense anything put on a social media site can…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2014 on Apple users 0
#33 - saetonchapelle (05/04/2014) [-]
Nope, just feeding fuel into the fire. Why the dad didn't just delete said comment I can't understand~ Derp
#29 - Yeah but... who get's so pissed at such a silly prank? It'…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2014 on Apple users +5
#30 - saetonchapelle (05/04/2014) [-]
Well, in defense anything put on a social media site can be seen by... well... everyone, including future colleges and employers. Now, I would assume this was deleted, and anyone who did see it would see the responses realizing it was a fake, but it doesn't stop the fact that the guy was insulting an individual to the point of calling him a pedophile (I assume these are the parents, so we can also assume this individual is a child). Mind you, the kid was stupid enough to leave it open, but that in no way means he deserves to be publicly humiliated by some random asshole~
#31 - Blasphemer (05/04/2014) [-]
"Well, in defense anything put on a social media site can be seen by... well... everyone, including future colleges and employers."

Even more the reason to react calmly and ask politely to stop with it.
And yes, that guy was a prick who went too far, but still, no one sane should take him seriously.
#33 - saetonchapelle (05/04/2014) [-]
Nope, just feeding fuel into the fire. Why the dad didn't just delete said comment I can't understand~ Derp
#20 - Me neither.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2014 on Fml +1
#31 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 060** It was always about the trips, foo'
#68 - It's truth for the church as much for the gay people, atheists…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2014 on Violent christians +5
User avatar #124 - oxymoronking (05/03/2014) [-]
so in a group of me and phanact, whos the asshole
#205 - ruderoody (05/03/2014) [-]
You both are he did say at least one it could be both you and phanact could be a couple of assholes
#172 - Picture 05/02/2014 on top kek 0
#92 - I have to pee... 05/02/2014 on CONFESS THY SINS, FUNNYJUNK! 0
#27 - Explains a lot. 05/02/2014 on ASL 0
#22 - Off to bed with you.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2014 on ASL 0
User avatar #23 - sketchE (05/02/2014) [-]
mhm. spending eight hours looking at an xray and counting how many people there are that think ulu knoves can come on a plane is exhausting
#20 - Soooo, you can't use your payment on the child needs, make a r…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/02/2014 on ASL 0
User avatar #21 - sketchE (05/02/2014) [-]
yeah im way to tired to understand that right now
#22 - Blasphemer (05/02/2014) [-]
Off to bed with you.
User avatar #23 - sketchE (05/02/2014) [-]
mhm. spending eight hours looking at an xray and counting how many people there are that think ulu knoves can come on a plane is exhausting
#18 - 1. the comment you've just replied to. 2. No. …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/02/2014 on ASL 0
User avatar #26 - olioh (05/02/2014) [-]
she looks like 16 year old becouse its the kid on the picture...
#27 - Blasphemer (05/02/2014) [-]
Explains a lot.
User avatar #19 - sketchE (05/02/2014) [-]
maybe im just tired but that was very confusing. im just saying usually when a payment is made to a parent for the benefit of the child the paid parent has to report where the money is going. at least that was the case when i was getting social security checks for my dads death
#24 - phoxic (05/02/2014) [-]
Just because you have it tough and stressful, that aint a legit reason to do irresponsible shit like that...... and she's dumb enough to publicly announce it.....
#20 - Blasphemer (05/02/2014) [-]
Soooo, you can't use your payment on the child needs, make a report about the money spent on child and then when you recieve money from child support use it on other stuff?

Besides, your situation is different, I think. Your dad is dead, so the social security sends you money, this is the case when father sends money to mother...
User avatar #21 - sketchE (05/02/2014) [-]
yeah im way to tired to understand that right now
#22 - Blasphemer (05/02/2014) [-]
Off to bed with you.
User avatar #23 - sketchE (05/02/2014) [-]
mhm. spending eight hours looking at an xray and counting how many people there are that think ulu knoves can come on a plane is exhausting
#20 - Well, that's pretty pointless... 05/02/2014 on see description 0
#29 - pretty much, only, oil-gate is level 4 city i think... so it's… 05/02/2014 on top kek 0
#27 - More or less. Naval battles are bullshit, AI is plain reta…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2014 on top kek 0
#28 - festom (05/02/2014) [-]
Can you still win city sieges with just 3 units if you put em to block the entrance and the enemy just runs into the oil and dies?
#29 - Blasphemer (05/02/2014) [-]
pretty much, only, oil-gate is level 4 city i think... so it's not so easy to reach
#26 - Now. Have you played that shit when it came out?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2014 on top kek 0
#100 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
I did. It was not as bad as anyone is saying. Tiny bit slow but not unplayable.
#210 - Oh boo-fucking-hoo, you know what we call 3$ tip in Croatia? … 05/01/2014 on terrible 0
#183 - Try having a gay marriage in Iran and say that shit after. 05/01/2014 on It ain't have to be like this 0
#182 - And what are the families going to do if they do get married? …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2014 on It ain't have to be like this +1
#236 - anonymous (05/01/2014) [-]
yes, they actually might stone them.
#45 - ... I... don't wanna spin 200 mph? 04/30/2014 on What's your excuse? +2
#79 - He's a god damn spider, when did he became all picky? 04/28/2014 on net-casting spider 0
#77 - he wanted a tortilla?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2014 on net-casting spider 0
#78 - watshisface (04/28/2014) [-]
yes..
#79 - Blasphemer (04/28/2014) [-]
He's a god damn spider, when did he became all picky?
#42 - If that motherfucker already closed in on the bug so easily...…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/27/2014 on net-casting spider 0
#73 - watshisface (04/28/2014) [-]
obviously
#77 - Blasphemer (04/28/2014) [-]
he wanted a tortilla?
#78 - watshisface (04/28/2014) [-]
yes..
#79 - Blasphemer (04/28/2014) [-]
He's a god damn spider, when did he became all picky?
User avatar #49 - niralius (04/27/2014) [-]
SWAG
#123 - Well, that was mighty helpful. 04/27/2014 on Fattie vs. anon 0
#118 - I still don't know the fuck is cis, fucking americans need an …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/27/2014 on Fattie vs. anon 0
User avatar #176 - thesovereigngrave (04/27/2014) [-]
Cisgendered is the opposite of transgendered. It's pretty much someone who identifies with their biological gender; a man who's biologically a man or a woman who's biologically a woman.
User avatar #121 - azumeow (04/27/2014) [-]
Not an acronym. Comes from Latin.
#123 - Blasphemer (04/27/2014) [-]
Well, that was mighty helpful.
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