I do wonder, how did you get your point of view so screwed up.
How old are you? 12?

So, you have no actual business experience and maybe some little experience with woman, but hey, you know everything there is to know about the world... Everyone is an idiot on this planet, everyone is a genius on this planet, everyone is ugly on this planet, everyone is beautiful on this planet... It only depends on who's judging that.

You see men as machines and women as sex slaves. You couldn't be more wrong.
No man is a machine, and no woman deserves to be treated as a lesser being.

1. So what? I've met with that before, always had my way of handling it. Couldn't care less.
2. Dude... You are retarded. Just fucking retarded. If you can't figure it out, just... DUUUDE.
3. I mixed it up. My point being, no woman shlicks as much as one man faps.
5. "A lot of women are alcoholics." Not even fucking close to amount of men. NOT. EVEN. FUCKING. CLOSE! Fun social project: go to the nearest shitty bar and count the number of drunken men and women in there.

In what world do you live... Were you closed in a small room with books about man and woman from 1900's?

I do wonder, how did you get your point of view so screwed up.
How old are you? 12?

So, you have no actual business experience and maybe some little experience with woman, but hey, you know everything there is to know about the world... Everyone is an idiot on this planet, everyone is a genius on this planet, everyone is ugly on this planet, everyone is beautiful on this planet... It only depends on who's judging that.

You see men as machines and women as sex slaves. You couldn't be more wrong.
No man is a machine, and no woman deserves to be treated as a lesser being.

Hopeless. Just, fucking wow.

1. So what? I'd rather let her flip out now and then than get my skull cracked.
2. You don't know my dad so you have no right to claim something like that. Men can be very emotional and caring towards their friends and family. If you'd try to hurt the ones I love, no matter how weak or useless it would be, I'd still do everything I can to stand in your way, no... to kill you. A lot of men would as well.
3. We aren't more aggressive because we have better driving skills, men are more impatient and aggressive by nature, they are more primitive when it comes into control of aggression and sexual drive. We hit the puberty earlier and some men stay in puberty for the rest of their life as it seems often. When did you hear of woman masturbating 5-10 times a day?
4. You are talking about physical attribute so I don't see the point since I already spoke about that in my first comment.
5. Women get drunk easier, correct, but very little women are uncontrollable alcoholics. Tell me, how many women did drink or gamble their entire salary on the way to home? (So much about that great business plan)

And stop logging in to up vote your own comments, it's like sucking your own dick. It's pathetic.

1. So what? I've met with that before, always had my way of handling it. Couldn't care less.
2. Dude... You are retarded. Just fucking retarded. If you can't figure it out, just... DUUUDE.
3. I mixed it up. My point being, no woman shlicks as much as one man faps.
5. "A lot of women are alcoholics." Not even fucking close to amount of men. NOT. EVEN. FUCKING. CLOSE! Fun social project: go to the nearest shitty bar and count the number of drunken men and women in there.

In what world do you live... Were you closed in a small room with books about man and woman from 1900's?

I do wonder, how did you get your point of view so screwed up.
How old are you? 12?

So, you have no actual business experience and maybe some little experience with woman, but hey, you know everything there is to know about the world... Everyone is an idiot on this planet, everyone is a genius on this planet, everyone is ugly on this planet, everyone is beautiful on this planet... It only depends on who's judging that.

You see men as machines and women as sex slaves. You couldn't be more wrong.
No man is a machine, and no woman deserves to be treated as a lesser being.

1. "Men are not nearly as emotional compared to woman. An angry women is a lot madder than an angry man."

Angry woman: Ignores you and leaves - alternative: screams at you.
Angry man: Beats the crap out of you if possible - alternative: insults you.

2. Men do stupid business decisions every day. My father is a fine example of that, if my mother (who is by far more superior when it comes to making business decisions) didn't took over our company we would be bankrupt long time ago. And guess the fuck why? EMOTIONS! My father is a very caring and loving man, he would rather sink to the bottom then let his friends fall, he was lending money to everyone who ever asked him even tho he never got any of it back, almost putting us to the streets.

3. It's still the truth. Men are reckless drivers and put themselves in danger, ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

4. That still depends on the person, intelligence is not automatically gained with penis. You primitive ape.

5. Man can't control their cravings for drink as well as woman can.

Hopeless. Just, fucking wow.

1. So what? I'd rather let her flip out now and then than get my skull cracked.
2. You don't know my dad so you have no right to claim something like that. Men can be very emotional and caring towards their friends and family. If you'd try to hurt the ones I love, no matter how weak or useless it would be, I'd still do everything I can to stand in your way, no... to kill you. A lot of men would as well.
3. We aren't more aggressive because we have better driving skills, men are more impatient and aggressive by nature, they are more primitive when it comes into control of aggression and sexual drive. We hit the puberty earlier and some men stay in puberty for the rest of their life as it seems often. When did you hear of woman masturbating 5-10 times a day?
4. You are talking about physical attribute so I don't see the point since I already spoke about that in my first comment.
5. Women get drunk easier, correct, but very little women are uncontrollable alcoholics. Tell me, how many women did drink or gamble their entire salary on the way to home? (So much about that great business plan)

And stop logging in to up vote your own comments, it's like sucking your own dick. It's pathetic.

1. So what? I've met with that before, always had my way of handling it. Couldn't care less.
2. Dude... You are retarded. Just fucking retarded. If you can't figure it out, just... DUUUDE.
3. I mixed it up. My point being, no woman shlicks as much as one man faps.
5. "A lot of women are alcoholics." Not even fucking close to amount of men. NOT. EVEN. FUCKING. CLOSE! Fun social project: go to the nearest shitty bar and count the number of drunken men and women in there.

In what world do you live... Were you closed in a small room with books about man and woman from 1900's?

I do wonder, how did you get your point of view so screwed up.
How old are you? 12?

So, you have no actual business experience and maybe some little experience with woman, but hey, you know everything there is to know about the world... Everyone is an idiot on this planet, everyone is a genius on this planet, everyone is ugly on this planet, everyone is beautiful on this planet... It only depends on who's judging that.

You see men as machines and women as sex slaves. You couldn't be more wrong.
No man is a machine, and no woman deserves to be treated as a lesser being.

Has your stupidity no limits????

1. All human beings are emotional! We all do mistakes based on our emotions! My grandfather was in jail because he got angry (recognize that emotion????) and killed his uncle over a piece of fucking land (Good fucking business, mate). And don't talk about special cases here, this is just a extreme, personal sample, this happens all over the world and mostly it's done by men. Men enter fights over stupid things all the time, because they are EMOTIONAL.

2. Report to the point number 1.

3. IN WHAT FUCKING YEAR DO YOU LIVE YOU MINDLESS TWAT?? Maybe that would be truth in 1920's, but here in year 2013 there are about as much woman drivers as man. Men tend to drive recklessly, disregard the rules, risk much more and more often fuck up, I've caused 5 car accidents personally by now (luckily very minor ones), while my girlfriend who parks for 20 minutes, never caused one.

4. Every average person have done something in their life which they regret, nobody's perfect, just fucking accept it.

5. You were talking about desires and cravings, everyone has it different.

A short lecture about humans: We all have pros and cons, none of us are completely same in this area. Dividing us by boobs and cocks to claim some sort of superiority is retarded.

1. "Men are not nearly as emotional compared to woman. An angry women is a lot madder than an angry man."

Angry woman: Ignores you and leaves - alternative: screams at you.
Angry man: Beats the crap out of you if possible - alternative: insults you.

2. Men do stupid business decisions every day. My father is a fine example of that, if my mother (who is by far more superior when it comes to making business decisions) didn't took over our company we would be bankrupt long time ago. And guess the fuck why? EMOTIONS! My father is a very caring and loving man, he would rather sink to the bottom then let his friends fall, he was lending money to everyone who ever asked him even tho he never got any of it back, almost putting us to the streets.

3. It's still the truth. Men are reckless drivers and put themselves in danger, ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

4. That still depends on the person, intelligence is not automatically gained with penis. You primitive ape.

5. Man can't control their cravings for drink as well as woman can.

Hopeless. Just, fucking wow.

1. So what? I'd rather let her flip out now and then than get my skull cracked.
2. You don't know my dad so you have no right to claim something like that. Men can be very emotional and caring towards their friends and family. If you'd try to hurt the ones I love, no matter how weak or useless it would be, I'd still do everything I can to stand in your way, no... to kill you. A lot of men would as well.
3. We aren't more aggressive because we have better driving skills, men are more impatient and aggressive by nature, they are more primitive when it comes into control of aggression and sexual drive. We hit the puberty earlier and some men stay in puberty for the rest of their life as it seems often. When did you hear of woman masturbating 5-10 times a day?
4. You are talking about physical attribute so I don't see the point since I already spoke about that in my first comment.
5. Women get drunk easier, correct, but very little women are uncontrollable alcoholics. Tell me, how many women did drink or gamble their entire salary on the way to home? (So much about that great business plan)

And stop logging in to up vote your own comments, it's like sucking your own dick. It's pathetic.

1. So what? I've met with that before, always had my way of handling it. Couldn't care less.
2. Dude... You are retarded. Just fucking retarded. If you can't figure it out, just... DUUUDE.
3. I mixed it up. My point being, no woman shlicks as much as one man faps.
5. "A lot of women are alcoholics." Not even fucking close to amount of men. NOT. EVEN. FUCKING. CLOSE! Fun social project: go to the nearest shitty bar and count the number of drunken men and women in there.

In what world do you live... Were you closed in a small room with books about man and woman from 1900's?

I do wonder, how did you get your point of view so screwed up.
How old are you? 12?

So, you have no actual business experience and maybe some little experience with woman, but hey, you know everything there is to know about the world... Everyone is an idiot on this planet, everyone is a genius on this planet, everyone is ugly on this planet, everyone is beautiful on this planet... It only depends on who's judging that.

You see men as machines and women as sex slaves. You couldn't be more wrong.
No man is a machine, and no woman deserves to be treated as a lesser being.

KEY to unlocking the last puzzle: Have you ever heard of a woman raping a food?

Such a shortsighted boy you are... It's almost pitiful... Fine, I'll do it:

"Researchers state that the feeling of guilt is vastly more present in women than in men." Do explain why is that a bad thing?

"Our blackened souls make us far better suited for the business environment." I don't believe in the concept of soul, but fuck it, do explain the "superior" part here.

"Scientists tested women against men over their road skills." When it comes to road accidents, guess who's victorious in numbers?

"Men are better at judging things from a longer distance away than women." Do you know how many times have I, including many other men, misjudged my position and have done something completely wrong???

"PET scans were used to look at brain activity in male and female volunteers to see the different chemical reactions. When in front of the smell or sight of food, the male brain had less activity than the female brain in the regions that affect self-control and food cravings." 1: Replace woman with men and food with sex here. 2: Figure it out.

Has your stupidity no limits????

1. All human beings are emotional! We all do mistakes based on our emotions! My grandfather was in jail because he got angry (recognize that emotion????) and killed his uncle over a piece of fucking land (Good fucking business, mate). And don't talk about special cases here, this is just a extreme, personal sample, this happens all over the world and mostly it's done by men. Men enter fights over stupid things all the time, because they are EMOTIONAL.

2. Report to the point number 1.

3. IN WHAT FUCKING YEAR DO YOU LIVE YOU MINDLESS TWAT?? Maybe that would be truth in 1920's, but here in year 2013 there are about as much woman drivers as man. Men tend to drive recklessly, disregard the rules, risk much more and more often fuck up, I've caused 5 car accidents personally by now (luckily very minor ones), while my girlfriend who parks for 20 minutes, never caused one.

4. Every average person have done something in their life which they regret, nobody's perfect, just fucking accept it.

5. You were talking about desires and cravings, everyone has it different.

A short lecture about humans: We all have pros and cons, none of us are completely same in this area. Dividing us by boobs and cocks to claim some sort of superiority is retarded.

1. "Men are not nearly as emotional compared to woman. An angry women is a lot madder than an angry man."

Angry woman: Ignores you and leaves - alternative: screams at you.
Angry man: Beats the crap out of you if possible - alternative: insults you.

2. Men do stupid business decisions every day. My father is a fine example of that, if my mother (who is by far more superior when it comes to making business decisions) didn't took over our company we would be bankrupt long time ago. And guess the fuck why? EMOTIONS! My father is a very caring and loving man, he would rather sink to the bottom then let his friends fall, he was lending money to everyone who ever asked him even tho he never got any of it back, almost putting us to the streets.

3. It's still the truth. Men are reckless drivers and put themselves in danger, ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

4. That still depends on the person, intelligence is not automatically gained with penis. You primitive ape.

5. Man can't control their cravings for drink as well as woman can.

Hopeless. Just, fucking wow.

1. So what? I'd rather let her flip out now and then than get my skull cracked.
2. You don't know my dad so you have no right to claim something like that. Men can be very emotional and caring towards their friends and family. If you'd try to hurt the ones I love, no matter how weak or useless it would be, I'd still do everything I can to stand in your way, no... to kill you. A lot of men would as well.
3. We aren't more aggressive because we have better driving skills, men are more impatient and aggressive by nature, they are more primitive when it comes into control of aggression and sexual drive. We hit the puberty earlier and some men stay in puberty for the rest of their life as it seems often. When did you hear of woman masturbating 5-10 times a day?
4. You are talking about physical attribute so I don't see the point since I already spoke about that in my first comment.
5. Women get drunk easier, correct, but very little women are uncontrollable alcoholics. Tell me, how many women did drink or gamble their entire salary on the way to home? (So much about that great business plan)

And stop logging in to up vote your own comments, it's like sucking your own dick. It's pathetic.

1. So what? I've met with that before, always had my way of handling it. Couldn't care less.
2. Dude... You are retarded. Just fucking retarded. If you can't figure it out, just... DUUUDE.
3. I mixed it up. My point being, no woman shlicks as much as one man faps.
5. "A lot of women are alcoholics." Not even fucking close to amount of men. NOT. EVEN. FUCKING. CLOSE! Fun social project: go to the nearest shitty bar and count the number of drunken men and women in there.

In what world do you live... Were you closed in a small room with books about man and woman from 1900's?

I do wonder, how did you get your point of view so screwed up.
How old are you? 12?

So, you have no actual business experience and maybe some little experience with woman, but hey, you know everything there is to know about the world... Everyone is an idiot on this planet, everyone is a genius on this planet, everyone is ugly on this planet, everyone is beautiful on this planet... It only depends on who's judging that.

You see men as machines and women as sex slaves. You couldn't be more wrong.
No man is a machine, and no woman deserves to be treated as a lesser being.

KEY to unlocking the last puzzle: Have you ever heard of a woman raping a food?

i also realized he probably has erectile dysfunction.

This post gave me deja vu so damn hard. This whole thread did. I'm sure I've seen that gif with those words and these responses before. It's bothering me very much. Not in the "REPOST RED THUMB" way, but in a more, "Did I actually see this or have a micro nap about FJ and then see this?" Sleep deprivation is a hell of a drug.

Get fit in correllation with your goals?

Don't care about it. How about you learn SQL in correlation with your goals?

You really think hes NOT fucking every woman in the world?

You do realize that you have just implied that man is donkey bashing your mother...

i also realized he probably has erectile dysfunction.

What's your excuse for being on FJ?

Comedic relief and educational purposes, as you might figure.

You misspelled *right.

I don't think he meant that every one should be in perfect shape and look good, but that some people do want that but don't do it, because they're lazy or think their too old, etc. I think the more general point of this post is that you are never too old to fulfill your ambitions not matter what they are.

My excuse is that I have other things I value more than spending all my time getting fit.

I can only agree, giving moral lesson on the internet is the stupidest thing ever and should only stay in 9gag

Then it becomes russian sex roulette for straight guys.

"Do you feel lucky?... well do you... Zues?"