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Blasphemer

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Date Signed Up:1/28/2010
Last Login:3/29/2015
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#29 - It's always thrilling to watch stupidity evolve. I don't k… 01/14/2015 on Jewellery that goes in your... 0
#64 - Picture 01/13/2015 on Surprise motherfucker +2
#116 - Picture 01/12/2015 on Cringe Comp 0
#110 - Thanks for buttering my ass tunnel before the big one.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2015 on Cringe Comp +1
#113 - beastkenten (01/12/2015) [-]
#116 - Blasphemer (01/12/2015) [-]
#108 - Since bravery is just another word for stupidity, I actual…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/12/2015 on Cringe Comp -1
#146 - anonymous (01/12/2015) [-]
no it's just that people mistake stupidity for bravery.
User avatar #109 - beastkenten (01/12/2015) [-]
I'll start you out with a green thumb so the incoming red doesn't hurt as much
#110 - Blasphemer (01/12/2015) [-]
Thanks for buttering my ass tunnel before the big one.
#113 - beastkenten (01/12/2015) [-]
#116 - Blasphemer (01/12/2015) [-]
#96 - "If you notice, I was replying to a different person the …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2015 on Bird is the word 0
User avatar #97 - danniegurl (01/11/2015) [-]
I said that because you said I like repeating myself, when I was talking to a different person who I wanted to see the comment.
Well I've done it in the original as well on my aunt's ipad. I'm just currently playing star wars 2.
#88 - And you like repeating yourself. I didn't tryout every ***…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Bird is the word 0
User avatar #95 - danniegurl (01/11/2015) [-]
If you notice, I was replying to a different person the first time, not you.
You were saying there was no way to make the perfect score (3 stars) And I was saying there definitely is, because I've done it.
#96 - Blasphemer (01/11/2015) [-]
"If you notice, I was replying to a different person the first time, not you."
You did reply to me and the other guy. Since it was the same message I didn't care where will I reply.

"You were saying there was no way to make the perfect score (3 stars) And I was saying there definitely is, because I've done it."
I most definitively did say it s impossible. In original game. I didn't mention star wars anywhere. So your post, like you, is irrelevant.
User avatar #97 - danniegurl (01/11/2015) [-]
I said that because you said I like repeating myself, when I was talking to a different person who I wanted to see the comment.
Well I've done it in the original as well on my aunt's ipad. I'm just currently playing star wars 2.
#20 - I think it's overrated unoriginal piece of **** . …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Bird is the word +2
User avatar #21 - graboidzero (01/11/2015) [-]
Mechanics are flawless, graphics are as good a 2D game can get , gameplay is addictive and it's got 263 million active users every month.

That counts as "well done" in my book
User avatar #42 - akkere (01/11/2015) [-]
The mechanics were completely unoriginal, though, and that's why they lose points towards it being called "well-done". They completely ripped from Crush the Castle WITHOUT ADDING anything to it. It would've been all fine and dandy if they had actually intended to add to the mechanics to give some kind of original twist, but they never really did that until the Angry Birds in Space (Star Wars Special) bit, with the whole anti-gravity bit. But by then, they lose even more points for constantly slapping you in the face with "HEY, GIVE US MONEY FOR OUR OVER-MARKETED SHIT. WE'RE STILL STARVING INDIE EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE A BRAND BIGGER THAN LEVI, YEAH?".
The fact is, Rovio didn't create anything innovative to it. They just developed a more stable engine environment in a more welcome platform thanks to touchscreen technology, which is a lot less impressive when you give consideration to that. What they ended up adding to it they shat on with overmarketing.
#18 - There are about 3000 of copies of that game, and I am no… 01/11/2015 on Bird is the word +1
#17 - WELL DONE? WELL DONE?!?!? It's the ONLY game of that type …  [+] (13 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Bird is the word +17
#100 - anonymous (01/15/2015) [-]
"Freemium"
Proceed to laugh at non-symbian plebs. #StillLivingTheGoodOldDays #E7
User avatar #83 - danniegurl (01/11/2015) [-]
I've made it my goal in angry birds star wars 2 to get 3 stars only using the birds provided and so far have been successful.
User avatar #32 - fuzzysixx (01/11/2015) [-]
The original game, and the first few after it didn't require pay to win, but the newer ones certainly seem to in order to get 3 stars.
User avatar #82 - danniegurl (01/11/2015) [-]
I've made it my goal in angry birds star wars 2 to get 3 stars only using the birds provided and so far have been successful.
User avatar #98 - fuzzysixx (01/11/2015) [-]
I guess you don't need to git dugger.
#88 - Blasphemer (01/11/2015) [-]
And you like repeating yourself. I didn't tryout every fucking version of the exactly same game. I tried the original one to see what's the all fuss about. Was disappointed to see it's just an inferior classic game rip-off with cute textures. And in my book, no one get's points for ripping off a game that can be done by any beginner programmer. If they ripped off skyrim and made it the same with better textures, I would be impressed. Ripping off castle crush is just sad. It's almost like trying to rip off Snake.
User avatar #95 - danniegurl (01/11/2015) [-]
If you notice, I was replying to a different person the first time, not you.
You were saying there was no way to make the perfect score (3 stars) And I was saying there definitely is, because I've done it.
#96 - Blasphemer (01/11/2015) [-]
"If you notice, I was replying to a different person the first time, not you."
You did reply to me and the other guy. Since it was the same message I didn't care where will I reply.

"You were saying there was no way to make the perfect score (3 stars) And I was saying there definitely is, because I've done it."
I most definitively did say it s impossible. In original game. I didn't mention star wars anywhere. So your post, like you, is irrelevant.
User avatar #97 - danniegurl (01/11/2015) [-]
I said that because you said I like repeating myself, when I was talking to a different person who I wanted to see the comment.
Well I've done it in the original as well on my aunt's ipad. I'm just currently playing star wars 2.
User avatar #19 - graboidzero (01/11/2015) [-]
I don't play AB for perfect scores, I just play it sometimes because it's pretty damn fun. Never paid for anything and still finished the game
#20 - Blasphemer (01/11/2015) [-]
I think it's overrated unoriginal piece of shit.

And I have nothing against you saying you like it.
You can love your shit.
I love my shit too.

But I don't claim that shit is well done.
So cut that crap. Now.
User avatar #21 - graboidzero (01/11/2015) [-]
Mechanics are flawless, graphics are as good a 2D game can get , gameplay is addictive and it's got 263 million active users every month.

That counts as "well done" in my book
User avatar #42 - akkere (01/11/2015) [-]
The mechanics were completely unoriginal, though, and that's why they lose points towards it being called "well-done". They completely ripped from Crush the Castle WITHOUT ADDING anything to it. It would've been all fine and dandy if they had actually intended to add to the mechanics to give some kind of original twist, but they never really did that until the Angry Birds in Space (Star Wars Special) bit, with the whole anti-gravity bit. But by then, they lose even more points for constantly slapping you in the face with "HEY, GIVE US MONEY FOR OUR OVER-MARKETED SHIT. WE'RE STILL STARVING INDIE EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE A BRAND BIGGER THAN LEVI, YEAH?".
The fact is, Rovio didn't create anything innovative to it. They just developed a more stable engine environment in a more welcome platform thanks to touchscreen technology, which is a lot less impressive when you give consideration to that. What they ended up adding to it they shat on with overmarketing.
#184 - Picture 01/10/2015 on ATTENTION, ADMIN! +3
#122 - Why are you even taking 14yo girl comments seriously? Like… 01/07/2015 on Beating A Dead Horse With... +4
#47 - I would explain, if I cared. And I very much do! … 12/28/2014 on Hassan knows wassup -1
#72 - If it s a god damn poster and has words on it, read what's wri… 12/28/2014 on Nirvana 0
#136 - > genderfluid Just. No. I am going to bed…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2014 on gender is fluid now +2
#138 - anonymous (12/27/2014) [-]
>The Rogue feminist
#78 - If you watched one of his movies, you watched them all, Seth R… 12/27/2014 on The Interview: Eminem is Gay -2
#12 - And ostriches, like a lot of other birds, are ******* idiots. 12/26/2014 on Listen here you lil shit +17
#16 - They fell on a dick. 12/25/2014 on Untitled.png +4
#101 - Yea, no **** , it was a publicity stunt. Some hackers th…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/25/2014 on It's happening -1
User avatar #103 - carefree (12/25/2014) [-]
I think the worst part is, if they make enough money (which they will because stupid people)
More movie makers will see it as a success and try to copy it
Then no one will take legitimate threats seriously
Maybe I'm just paranoid.
User avatar #136 - braddlesxp (12/25/2014) [-]
no.
#167 - anonymous (12/25/2014) [-]
dont be a fucking cunt
#19 - Yes, rome. 12/24/2014 on Jesus +13
#20 - Nah, all of these look ****** . **** you. 12/22/2014 on Give Away. -1
#204 - In my experience here, whenever there was a genuine cunt *… 12/20/2014 on Top Kek +2
#49 - Picture 12/17/2014 on The other side of things. +15
#80 - Indeed. Lemme expand that logic a bit: If you choose … 12/15/2014 on Mens Rights Activist +5
#34 - Yeah, no. No. Just... no. 12/14/2014 on Sex 0

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