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#18 - They are making all the patches and fixes that this game despe… 11/09/2014 on Total War™: ROME II... 0
#5 - for (int i = 0; i < 49999; i++) { System.out.…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/07/2014 on Did not expect that. 0
#13 - oxki (11/08/2014) [-]
anon is right
#11 - anonymous (11/08/2014) [-]
....no....you are the one in the wrong here. If you use < then you go to 50000. If you just want to go to 49999 then you have to use <=

Pretty fuckin basic. Just because it starts counting at zero doesn't change the fact that if you use <50000 it will stop at 49999...because 50000 isn't <50000. I mean it is seriously pissing me off that you caused him to get so many red thumbs when you are the one who is wrong.
User avatar #6 - imalamp (11/07/2014) [-]
for (int i = 0; i <= 49999; i++)
{
System.out.println("Shades of grey.");
}
#47 - This looks like a bad case of itchy vagina... 11/07/2014 on nature in all its glory 0
#16 - their heads look like dick skin... 11/07/2014 on this tickles my fancies 0
#39 - Probably, but, I guess you've said your last, at least I can d…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2014 on People On Their Phones 0
#46 - iscrewbabies (11/06/2014) [-]
So you seem like almost exactly opposite of what I am, though I do agree with a few things you've said here. I could go on for a long time about how it would be easy to control the human population, but most of those things would be considered way too "unethical", yet war is fucking fine for humans. Bloody hell, humans can't even figure out what the hell they want.

'twas nice chatting with you also, you fucking glorious moron.
Have a nice day. Or not. I have no right to tell you what to do.
#36 - Not even close to the rate these things occurred even just 50 …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/06/2014 on People On Their Phones +1
#37 - iscrewbabies (11/06/2014) [-]
That's sort of an issue that we've had no massive wars.
I'm extremely pro-war, because I'd prefer to keep the human population at maximum 5 billion or so.
Listen, I'll be honest here. I give no shits about arguing with you, and I'm sticking to what I believe. I've no faith in this world, and I'm an extremely hateful person, so that most likely affects the way I see different generations. So arguing about this is useless, because it will end up with me thinking that you're a moron, and you thinking that I'm a moron. That's all that will happen here.
#39 - Blasphemer (11/06/2014) [-]
Probably, but, I guess you've said your last, at least I can do as much.

I'm extremely hopeful when it goes to human progress, I see nothing but improvement every passing year. Slow and painful, but still an improvement. I too believe that human population should be controlled to about 5 billion or maybe even less, but not by such violent ways. Logic and knowledge should lead the way fat chance that is happening any time soon so I am even pro-castration you love this one, admit it for every idiot that makes a second child. We have a huge population of gullible idiots (I know, because I've met far too many). Someone should guide them the right way for once.

Well, nice chattin' with ya.
Go fuck yourself ya moron phaggit!
#46 - iscrewbabies (11/06/2014) [-]
So you seem like almost exactly opposite of what I am, though I do agree with a few things you've said here. I could go on for a long time about how it would be easy to control the human population, but most of those things would be considered way too "unethical", yet war is fucking fine for humans. Bloody hell, humans can't even figure out what the hell they want.

'twas nice chatting with you also, you fucking glorious moron.
Have a nice day. Or not. I have no right to tell you what to do.
#30 - Things that are not socially acceptable at this age: …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/06/2014 on People On Their Phones +1
#48 - amassiveidiot (11/06/2014) [-]
You say it like it's a good thing those aren't acceptable any more.
#35 - iscrewbabies (11/06/2014) [-]
Right, and yet all of those things constantly happen.
We're just more silent about being complete a-holes, which really doesn't make us better at all.
Too bad that arenas and duels aren't really that common anymore...
#36 - Blasphemer (11/06/2014) [-]
Not even close to the rate these things occurred even just 50 years ago.

People were always dipshits, even more so in earlier generations, when it was expected of them to be uneducated twats who were sitting in their own shit. When's the last time we had a war that had millions of casualties on this planet? That's right, 70 fucking years ago. Not to mention all the other shit. My great grandmother was raised to believe all the women are good for is cleaning the house, giving birth and obeying their man, believed it and lived by it.
#37 - iscrewbabies (11/06/2014) [-]
That's sort of an issue that we've had no massive wars.
I'm extremely pro-war, because I'd prefer to keep the human population at maximum 5 billion or so.
Listen, I'll be honest here. I give no shits about arguing with you, and I'm sticking to what I believe. I've no faith in this world, and I'm an extremely hateful person, so that most likely affects the way I see different generations. So arguing about this is useless, because it will end up with me thinking that you're a moron, and you thinking that I'm a moron. That's all that will happen here.
#39 - Blasphemer (11/06/2014) [-]
Probably, but, I guess you've said your last, at least I can do as much.

I'm extremely hopeful when it goes to human progress, I see nothing but improvement every passing year. Slow and painful, but still an improvement. I too believe that human population should be controlled to about 5 billion or maybe even less, but not by such violent ways. Logic and knowledge should lead the way fat chance that is happening any time soon so I am even pro-castration you love this one, admit it for every idiot that makes a second child. We have a huge population of gullible idiots (I know, because I've met far too many). Someone should guide them the right way for once.

Well, nice chattin' with ya.
Go fuck yourself ya moron phaggit!
#46 - iscrewbabies (11/06/2014) [-]
So you seem like almost exactly opposite of what I am, though I do agree with a few things you've said here. I could go on for a long time about how it would be easy to control the human population, but most of those things would be considered way too "unethical", yet war is fucking fine for humans. Bloody hell, humans can't even figure out what the hell they want.

'twas nice chatting with you also, you fucking glorious moron.
Have a nice day. Or not. I have no right to tell you what to do.
#23 - I don't agree with that theory.  [+] (8 new replies) 11/06/2014 on People On Their Phones +1
#26 - iscrewbabies (11/06/2014) [-]
Doesn't make it any less true.
#30 - Blasphemer (11/06/2014) [-]
Things that are not socially acceptable at this age:

racism
rape
slavery
domestic abuse
sexism and homophobia (arguably)
social activities that end with death (arenas, duels, lynching and other fun things to do)
religious prosecutions (location location location)
dictators
torture (we still do that but we are at least quiet about it)

Fuck the older generations. Feel free to add to the list, this is just top of the iceberg.
#48 - amassiveidiot (11/06/2014) [-]
You say it like it's a good thing those aren't acceptable any more.
#35 - iscrewbabies (11/06/2014) [-]
Right, and yet all of those things constantly happen.
We're just more silent about being complete a-holes, which really doesn't make us better at all.
Too bad that arenas and duels aren't really that common anymore...
#36 - Blasphemer (11/06/2014) [-]
Not even close to the rate these things occurred even just 50 years ago.

People were always dipshits, even more so in earlier generations, when it was expected of them to be uneducated twats who were sitting in their own shit. When's the last time we had a war that had millions of casualties on this planet? That's right, 70 fucking years ago. Not to mention all the other shit. My great grandmother was raised to believe all the women are good for is cleaning the house, giving birth and obeying their man, believed it and lived by it.
#37 - iscrewbabies (11/06/2014) [-]
That's sort of an issue that we've had no massive wars.
I'm extremely pro-war, because I'd prefer to keep the human population at maximum 5 billion or so.
Listen, I'll be honest here. I give no shits about arguing with you, and I'm sticking to what I believe. I've no faith in this world, and I'm an extremely hateful person, so that most likely affects the way I see different generations. So arguing about this is useless, because it will end up with me thinking that you're a moron, and you thinking that I'm a moron. That's all that will happen here.
#39 - Blasphemer (11/06/2014) [-]
Probably, but, I guess you've said your last, at least I can do as much.

I'm extremely hopeful when it goes to human progress, I see nothing but improvement every passing year. Slow and painful, but still an improvement. I too believe that human population should be controlled to about 5 billion or maybe even less, but not by such violent ways. Logic and knowledge should lead the way fat chance that is happening any time soon so I am even pro-castration you love this one, admit it for every idiot that makes a second child. We have a huge population of gullible idiots (I know, because I've met far too many). Someone should guide them the right way for once.

Well, nice chattin' with ya.
Go fuck yourself ya moron phaggit!
#46 - iscrewbabies (11/06/2014) [-]
So you seem like almost exactly opposite of what I am, though I do agree with a few things you've said here. I could go on for a long time about how it would be easy to control the human population, but most of those things would be considered way too "unethical", yet war is fucking fine for humans. Bloody hell, humans can't even figure out what the hell they want.

'twas nice chatting with you also, you fucking glorious moron.
Have a nice day. Or not. I have no right to tell you what to do.
#122 - I don't know. I'm not familiar with your education system. 11/01/2014 on Feminism 0
#102 - Yes. Computer system maintenance. You have to pay. Fr…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/01/2014 on Feminism 0
#113 - ephialtes (11/01/2014) [-]
Im in college now, I study:
Maths, Physics, IT, business.
I'm sure these would help me get into that kind of course right?
#122 - Blasphemer (11/01/2014) [-]
I don't know. I'm not familiar with your education system.
#43 - Yes, I should hate my job from the very beginning instead. …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2014 on Feminism +3
User avatar #44 - TwiztidNinja (11/01/2014) [-]
Now you are getting it
#32 - If you want myth, go into bibliology. It's more marketable.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/01/2014 on Feminism +32
User avatar #49 - seferofe (11/01/2014) [-]
If you want Sith, go into Jediology. It's more marketable.
User avatar #97 - vanquishah (11/01/2014) [-]
If you want earth, go into geology. It's more marketable.
User avatar #118 - PadreRasta (11/01/2014) [-]
If you want Mars, go into astrology. It's more marketable.
#121 - anonymous (11/01/2014) [-]
astrology =/= astronomy
#31 - < IT students. Already turned down 2 jobs I …  [+] (10 new replies) 11/01/2014 on Feminism +9
#100 - ephialtes (11/01/2014) [-]
I assume you're talking about university right?
If so, what is you're specific course, and what do you need to get in?
Just curious because I'm thinking about taking IT or computer science.
#102 - Blasphemer (11/01/2014) [-]
Yes. Computer system maintenance. You have to pay.

From my experience: It's not what you study or major or how good you are at passing the exams. It's what you learn during your college time. I learnt programming. Something that's not even one of the main subjects, yet it gave me good job opportunities. Because I liked it. And I didn't suck at it.
#113 - ephialtes (11/01/2014) [-]
Im in college now, I study:
Maths, Physics, IT, business.
I'm sure these would help me get into that kind of course right?
#122 - Blasphemer (11/01/2014) [-]
I don't know. I'm not familiar with your education system.
User avatar #77 - blkjk (11/01/2014) [-]
I have people calling me offering jobs, starting to get a little annoying. Definitely know that feel.
User avatar #42 - TwiztidNinja (11/01/2014) [-]
Soon you will hate it and everything to do with it, never do a job you like for work.
User avatar #58 - xtrem (11/01/2014) [-]
i know how it feels browg
#43 - Blasphemer (11/01/2014) [-]
Yes, I should hate my job from the very beginning instead.
Great advice.
User avatar #44 - TwiztidNinja (11/01/2014) [-]
Now you are getting it
User avatar #33 - yujisakaii (11/01/2014) [-]
I know that feeling
#92 - Or... You know. Use a ******* google you cunt. … 11/01/2014 on Dont take the name of Taxes... 0
#91 - If she didn't tell you how to do taxes, she is. I'd consid… 11/01/2014 on Dont take the name of Taxes... 0
#44 - Picture 11/01/2014 on Did Jesus Consent? +4
#89 - Well ask your parents now. If they don't tell you, they ar…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/01/2014 on Dont take the name of Taxes... 0
User avatar #90 - lotengo (11/01/2014) [-]
you just called my mom a cunt
#92 - Blasphemer (11/01/2014) [-]
Or... You know. Use a fucking google you cunt.

www.wikihow.com/Do-Your-Own-Taxes <- first fucking result.
#91 - Blasphemer (11/01/2014) [-]
If she didn't tell you how to do taxes, she is.
I'd consider putting myself for adoption to a better home if I were you.
That'll teach the cunt.
#81 - Well, it's not in elementary. It is when you get to the ag…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/01/2014 on Dont take the name of Taxes... 0
User avatar #88 - lotengo (11/01/2014) [-]
im 23 now, living on my own for 2 years and i still have no idea
#116 - anonymous (11/01/2014) [-]
How in the everloving fuck do you not understand how to do your taxes at 23? You could teach a goddamn monkey to fill out a 1040EZ in 15 minutes with 10 minutes to spare for throwing poop.
#89 - Blasphemer (11/01/2014) [-]
Well ask your parents now.
If they don't tell you, they are probably cunts.
User avatar #90 - lotengo (11/01/2014) [-]
you just called my mom a cunt
#92 - Blasphemer (11/01/2014) [-]
Or... You know. Use a fucking google you cunt.

www.wikihow.com/Do-Your-Own-Taxes <- first fucking result.
#91 - Blasphemer (11/01/2014) [-]
If she didn't tell you how to do taxes, she is.
I'd consider putting myself for adoption to a better home if I were you.
That'll teach the cunt.
#46 - Everybody wants some heresy, and I am here standing with my bl… 10/29/2014 on Time for Action +1
#25 - Oh look, we can watch him get a heart attack... 10/27/2014 on The real reason why GoPros... +1
#70 - Pics and updates bro, definitely wanna see someone skin him. 10/16/2014 on CompleteCookie 0
#33 - Connections mean a lot. Adults should know that. 10/13/2014 on My life in a nutshell 0
#32 - Just slightly irritated when exposed to ******** ... 10/13/2014 on My life in a nutshell 0
#31 - IT. Programming. Above average pay in my country. Nice…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2014 on My life in a nutshell 0
User avatar #34 - huewut (10/13/2014) [-]
Good for you!
Spoiler alert: idgaf
#4 - We don't lack creative or intelligent people on this planet. W…  [+] (12 new replies) 10/12/2014 on My life in a nutshell +40
#26 - anonymous (10/13/2014) [-]
bullshit, you didn't bust your ass off working, connections mean jackshit, if you put enough effort to it, it doesn't matter who you are.
#33 - Blasphemer (10/13/2014) [-]
Connections mean a lot.
Adults should know that.
#14 - alrodi (10/12/2014) [-]
#32 - Blasphemer (10/13/2014) [-]
Just slightly irritated when exposed to bullshit...
User avatar #9 - huewut (10/12/2014) [-]
Someone's an art graduate
#31 - Blasphemer (10/13/2014) [-]
IT. Programming.
Above average pay in my country.
Nice to meet you.
User avatar #34 - huewut (10/13/2014) [-]
Good for you!
Spoiler alert: idgaf
User avatar #7 - demandsgayversion (10/12/2014) [-]
1,000,000 people weren't in the right place on the right time and didn't know the right people. That's why they failed. That is the thing they are lacking that the car guy had that made him special.
User avatar #18 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/12/2014) [-]
They were lacking connections, not talent or skill, which is what the guy in the content is implying.
User avatar #24 - demandsgayversion (10/13/2014) [-]
Acquiring connections is a skill.
User avatar #17 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/12/2014) [-]
They were lacking connections, not talent or skill, which is what the guy in the content is implying.
User avatar #5 - PlagueDoctor (10/12/2014) [-]
stan, why u so mad?
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