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Date Signed Up:1/28/2010
Last Login:12/22/2014
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#63 - So does titties. I can personally vouch for that. 01/14/2014 on well said 0
#62 - I do understand it, as I did first fifteen times and I still w…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2014 on well said 0
User avatar #84 - anonymoose (01/14/2014) [-]
"Eh" can express boredom. The Earth, without art is eh, both in the literal spelling and in the sense that without art the world is boring.
#110 - Blasphemer (01/14/2014) [-]
I do understand that, I meant: what's the point of that bloody cocksucker writing it in some basement with "shit-smear" style and then having someone re-upload it from god knows which web page... Why does this crap always reach such high level of awe, it's as if you see the turd for fiftieth time, first time it was funny, second it's cute, now it just makes you choke every freaking time this shit flows nearby.

It's probably me in bad mood and decision not to ignore this...
#61 - Imagine that. 01/14/2014 on well said 0
#60 - List of reasons: 1. Semantics 2. Lack of original… 01/14/2014 on well said 0
#27 - I lack the inspiration to properly insult you for this stupidity, OP.  [+] (10 new replies) 01/14/2014 on well said -21
User avatar #53 - techjoker (01/14/2014) [-]
Wow, you're not even a troll.
#61 - Blasphemer (01/14/2014) [-]
Imagine that.
User avatar #48 - sabcy (01/14/2014) [-]
it's literal. if you remove A, R and T from Earth, you get Eh.
#62 - Blasphemer (01/14/2014) [-]
I do understand it, as I did first fifteen times and I still wonder what's the fuckin' point of this?
User avatar #84 - anonymoose (01/14/2014) [-]
"Eh" can express boredom. The Earth, without art is eh, both in the literal spelling and in the sense that without art the world is boring.
#110 - Blasphemer (01/14/2014) [-]
I do understand that, I meant: what's the point of that bloody cocksucker writing it in some basement with "shit-smear" style and then having someone re-upload it from god knows which web page... Why does this crap always reach such high level of awe, it's as if you see the turd for fiftieth time, first time it was funny, second it's cute, now it just makes you choke every freaking time this shit flows nearby.

It's probably me in bad mood and decision not to ignore this...
#32 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
Art tends to inspire.
#63 - Blasphemer (01/14/2014) [-]
So does titties. I can personally vouch for that.
#29 - thewisedane (01/14/2014) [-]
*Reason
#60 - Blasphemer (01/14/2014) [-]
List of reasons:

1. Semantics
2. Lack of originality
3. Pointlessness

If you want details, all you need to do is ask.
#70 - Picture 01/14/2014 on Quote about life fj style 0
#77 - I assumed it was B because it's the only one that has birds in…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2014 on Nordic Space Program +1
User avatar #92 - angrypapagenu (01/14/2014) [-]
My fiance said the exact same thing hahahaha
#143 - I implied nothing. I stated that you sir, are not amusing. 01/12/2014 on I laugh 0
#134 - Well, you are no fun.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2014 on I laugh 0
User avatar #135 - lozac (01/12/2014) [-]
>implying grammar nazis are any fun
#143 - Blasphemer (01/12/2014) [-]
I implied nothing. I stated that you sir, are not amusing.
#125 - BLASPHEMY! HERETIC!!  [+] (4 new replies) 01/12/2014 on I laugh 0
#126 - lozac (01/12/2014) [-]
#134 - Blasphemer (01/12/2014) [-]
Well, you are no fun.
User avatar #135 - lozac (01/12/2014) [-]
>implying grammar nazis are any fun
#143 - Blasphemer (01/12/2014) [-]
I implied nothing. I stated that you sir, are not amusing.
#71 - You know what you ******* did!  [+] (6 new replies) 01/12/2014 on I laugh +2
User avatar #80 - lozac (01/12/2014) [-]
True, I do indeed know what I did, And I do not give a single fuck about it mate
#125 - Blasphemer (01/12/2014) [-]
BLASPHEMY! HERETIC!!
#126 - lozac (01/12/2014) [-]
#134 - Blasphemer (01/12/2014) [-]
Well, you are no fun.
User avatar #135 - lozac (01/12/2014) [-]
>implying grammar nazis are any fun
#143 - Blasphemer (01/12/2014) [-]
I implied nothing. I stated that you sir, are not amusing.
#51 - Well... define hurt? Because people get their feelings hurt si… 01/11/2014 on (untitled) 0
#33 - I am not saying he was perfect, as you said, he did a lot of a… 01/11/2014 on always tho -1
#21 - Snape was being an asshole towards Harry whenever they spoke. …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2014 on always tho +2
User avatar #27 - pokimone (01/11/2014) [-]
There were in fact, a few people he hurt who weren't harry. And he practically tried to make Neville quit school. I believe it was in the 3rd or 5th book, you learn that he in fact murdered someone. Not just dumbledor, but its mentioned in passing in the things he did to keep his cover intact while working with voldy. Something tells me hes actually ruined a lot of lives.
User avatar #63 - mcstorms (01/11/2014) [-]
all necessary sacrifices.
#33 - Blasphemer (01/11/2014) [-]
I am not saying he was perfect, as you said, he did a lot of awful stuff just to keep his position near voldy without any suspicion. I am just saying he's not a terrible person. All he ever did was so he could bring voldy down at the right time. And trying to break down Neville is not the evilest thing one could do (pic related).
#134 - Look at all that overpriced useless **** . I can c… 01/11/2014 on Nigga thads expicnive 0
#100 - This is not the same, you infidel! These are balanced and …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2014 on The difference years can make. +2
#127 - duedum (01/08/2014) [-]
*le classy gentlemang faic.jpg*
#133 - newhinji (01/08/2014) [-]
This image has expired
#107 - anonymous (01/08/2014) [-]
Rolling skiis.
#108 - Ah, very well, thank you for your explanation.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2014 on Aha 0
User avatar #109 - respectyourmom (01/08/2014) [-]
you are very welcome sir/ma'dam
#72 - WHY ARE THESE GONE?!?!?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/08/2014 on The difference years can make. +33
#91 - saltylemon (01/08/2014) [-]
#100 - Blasphemer (01/08/2014) [-]
This is not the same, you infidel!
These are balanced and do not require the gentleman's stick to operate!

I want to see people doing this again!
#127 - duedum (01/08/2014) [-]
*le classy gentlemang faic.jpg*
#133 - newhinji (01/08/2014) [-]
This image has expired
#107 - anonymous (01/08/2014) [-]
Rolling skiis.
#71 - What, you are going to do 2013-2030 or something next? Wha… 01/08/2014 on The difference years can make. +3
#100 - I am no expert at fires so I'm gonna ask, why? Besides the…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Aha 0
User avatar #103 - respectyourmom (01/08/2014) [-]
why? because when firefighters are on the job they dont have time to sit and relax, especially if the house is burning like that. UNLESS they are at a live burn, which is used for practice or they are at an actual call and the structure is deemed unsafe and they are waiting for it to burn down, while controlling it with their hoses. In the latter case, they might have time to snap a quick joke shot, but as far as this being the ex wifes house, that guy would have lost his job.
#108 - Blasphemer (01/08/2014) [-]
Ah, very well, thank you for your explanation.
User avatar #109 - respectyourmom (01/08/2014) [-]
you are very welcome sir/ma'dam
#69 - Why does NOD32 go ******* while I'm trying to bro… 01/07/2014 on whoa 0
#565 - Curse you!!! 01/06/2014 on The new year is here... 0
#564 - Nope. You are Jewish. 01/06/2014 on The new year is here... 0
#562 - You're* (You illiterate twat) And how quick …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2014 on The new year is here... +2
User avatar #563 - Leopard (01/06/2014) [-]
Fine. You're single.
#564 - Blasphemer (01/06/2014) [-]
Nope. You are Jewish.
#479 - Log in and say it like a bitch you are!  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2014 on The new year is here... +2
#486 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
I am logged in, I just have the post as anonymous checked.

A-hah!
#565 - Blasphemer (01/06/2014) [-]
Curse you!!!
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