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Blasphemer

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Date Signed Up:1/28/2010
Last Login:7/05/2015
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latest user's comments

#9 - Were you... triggered? 06/09/2015 on Establish Dominance +1
#50 - We like you right where you are. Who else would ship us **… 06/07/2015 on Why Engagement Rings Are a... +2
#427 - He shopped it, and someone hates you for pointing this out. 06/07/2015 on Fallout 4 weekend deal 0
#425 - For a moment I thought nobody was voting and keeping everyone … 06/07/2015 on Fallout 4 weekend deal 0
#102 - It's a game... 06/06/2015 on Daily reminders 0
#136 - K, good luck.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2015 on 2 Fingered Scroll Punch 0
#137 - franktonfire (06/04/2015) [-]
Thanks m8
#133 - You can buy a decent one (wired) for 5 bucks... how broke are you?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/04/2015 on 2 Fingered Scroll Punch +1
#135 - franktonfire (06/04/2015) [-]
Well I'm not out of high school yet, and I'm currently looking for a job. No joke, 27 cents to my name.
#136 - Blasphemer (06/04/2015) [-]
K, good luck.
#137 - franktonfire (06/04/2015) [-]
Thanks m8
#51 - Oh look, it's ****** Coke , ******** …  [+] (14 new replies) 05/29/2015 on so, er about this. -4
User avatar #68 - darkoblivion (05/30/2015) [-]
blasphemy
#61 - alphagex (05/29/2015) [-]
Doctor Pepper send his regards.
#55 - sandmansniper (05/29/2015) [-]
No one cares.
#73 - greatgreywolfsif (06/06/2015) [-]
#71 - xxlasagnacrabxx (06/03/2015) [-]
ow you scared me
#72 - sandmansniper (06/03/2015) [-]
Goood.
User avatar #56 - holycrapimacupcake (05/29/2015) [-]
Jesus fucking fuck!
#57 - sandmansniper (05/29/2015) [-]
User avatar #58 - holycrapimacupcake (05/29/2015) [-]
I didn't expect that image...that uh...that caught me off guard.
#59 - sandmansniper (05/29/2015) [-]
I have a picture of your face when you saw it.
User avatar #62 - holycrapimacupcake (05/29/2015) [-]
You're not far off there.
#65 - sandmansniper (05/30/2015) [-]
Maybe some of this?
User avatar #66 - holycrapimacupcake (05/30/2015) [-]
Little bit of that there too.
#67 - sandmansniper (05/30/2015) [-]
#114 - Oh look, OP made a ******** comp, we didn't have those … 05/29/2015 on german facts (1) -2
#165 - So you expect a police officer who is supposed to be the AUTHO…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2015 on Things NOT to do if arrested 0
#166 - pornoranger (05/29/2015) [-]
What you just pictured has exactly nothing to do with what i said, apart from the polite introduction. Which is nice, i give you that.

So you want it to be the other way round? Cause thats whats more likely to evolve out of a perfectly normal, crimeless day.
#23 - "Request to have it changed" You most certa…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2015 on Are You Cereal? +10
User avatar #50 - satansferret (05/29/2015) [-]
I'd love to hear Shakespears response to that. The guy was lippy as fuck.
#163 - And maybe if people wouldn't be so ****** , that would b…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2015 on Things NOT to do if arrested 0
#164 - pornoranger (05/29/2015) [-]
Sounds like an excuse to me
Cameras on each cop would do the trick too, i think.
Where i live, policemen formed an initiative against personell cams.
Hard to imagine why.
#165 - Blasphemer (05/29/2015) [-]
So you expect a police officer who is supposed to be the AUTHORITY in the mess, when everything is still unclear to go something like this:

PO (Police Officer): Exscuse me mam, would you mind explaining the situation here?
SB (Stupid bitch): BITCH? THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AINT DONE NOTHING, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!
PO: Mam, would you...
SB: I AINT GOT TO DO SHIT, FUCK YO ASS!
PO: O-Okay, sorry for bothering you...
SB: YEA, YOU BETTER RUN BITCH!

Is that really what you want? People to be able to do everything they want because they can just out scream the police? They deal with stupid, loud fucking people all the god damn time, if they don't shut them the fuck up, they cant do their job.
#166 - pornoranger (05/29/2015) [-]
What you just pictured has exactly nothing to do with what i said, apart from the polite introduction. Which is nice, i give you that.

So you want it to be the other way round? Cause thats whats more likely to evolve out of a perfectly normal, crimeless day.
#158 - Cops aren't exactly our best and brightest. They are here to d…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/28/2015 on Things NOT to do if arrested 0
#160 - pornoranger (05/28/2015) [-]
pretty sure what you just described is harassment.
public service should be better than that.
#163 - Blasphemer (05/28/2015) [-]
And maybe if people wouldn't be so shitty, that would be possible.
#164 - pornoranger (05/29/2015) [-]
Sounds like an excuse to me
Cameras on each cop would do the trick too, i think.
Where i live, policemen formed an initiative against personell cams.
Hard to imagine why.
#165 - Blasphemer (05/29/2015) [-]
So you expect a police officer who is supposed to be the AUTHORITY in the mess, when everything is still unclear to go something like this:

PO (Police Officer): Exscuse me mam, would you mind explaining the situation here?
SB (Stupid bitch): BITCH? THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AINT DONE NOTHING, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!
PO: Mam, would you...
SB: I AINT GOT TO DO SHIT, FUCK YO ASS!
PO: O-Okay, sorry for bothering you...
SB: YEA, YOU BETTER RUN BITCH!

Is that really what you want? People to be able to do everything they want because they can just out scream the police? They deal with stupid, loud fucking people all the god damn time, if they don't shut them the fuck up, they cant do their job.
#166 - pornoranger (05/29/2015) [-]
What you just pictured has exactly nothing to do with what i said, apart from the polite introduction. Which is nice, i give you that.

So you want it to be the other way round? Cause thats whats more likely to evolve out of a perfectly normal, crimeless day.
#59 - When "Stay put and shut the **** up" is consi…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/27/2015 on Things NOT to do if arrested +4
#61 - pornoranger (05/27/2015) [-]
wtf is wrong with you accepting and even promoting violence by authorities?
'try to push away the cop or argue with him or shout at him'. been there done that, appart from the pushy thing. but i guess that's only because no cop ever really wanted to touch me.
cops tend to be irritating and rude, demanding submissive behaviour from ordinary citizens. i can't be the only one to find that revolting. they work in public service and represent something supposed to be greater then just the mass of individual they work with.
it's serve and protect, not bully and harass.
#158 - Blasphemer (05/28/2015) [-]
Cops aren't exactly our best and brightest. They are here to do their job. They are tired, annoyed and scared because of so many gun wielding shit kids. They will not risk their lives just to stay polite. When they say hands up - You put your god damn hands up. Trying to shout over them your explanations will not do you any good. They won't listen to you, They will only see that you are aggressive and not obeying. Which means more suspicious and dangerous and ultimately: beatings for your dumb ass.


If you let them control the situation, once the things calm down, you are free to explain your position if you are not guilty of anything. The worst that could happen to you is to get driven to station only to be returned back. Is that not the better option rather than getting your ass kicked by the police?


www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR465HoCWFQ
#160 - pornoranger (05/28/2015) [-]
pretty sure what you just described is harassment.
public service should be better than that.
#163 - Blasphemer (05/28/2015) [-]
And maybe if people wouldn't be so shitty, that would be possible.
#164 - pornoranger (05/29/2015) [-]
Sounds like an excuse to me
Cameras on each cop would do the trick too, i think.
Where i live, policemen formed an initiative against personell cams.
Hard to imagine why.
#165 - Blasphemer (05/29/2015) [-]
So you expect a police officer who is supposed to be the AUTHORITY in the mess, when everything is still unclear to go something like this:

PO (Police Officer): Exscuse me mam, would you mind explaining the situation here?
SB (Stupid bitch): BITCH? THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AINT DONE NOTHING, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!
PO: Mam, would you...
SB: I AINT GOT TO DO SHIT, FUCK YO ASS!
PO: O-Okay, sorry for bothering you...
SB: YEA, YOU BETTER RUN BITCH!

Is that really what you want? People to be able to do everything they want because they can just out scream the police? They deal with stupid, loud fucking people all the god damn time, if they don't shut them the fuck up, they cant do their job.
#166 - pornoranger (05/29/2015) [-]
What you just pictured has exactly nothing to do with what i said, apart from the polite introduction. Which is nice, i give you that.

So you want it to be the other way round? Cause thats whats more likely to evolve out of a perfectly normal, crimeless day.
#105 - Picture 05/27/2015 on Future/Progressive House WiP 0
#7 - ... Are people playing a black guy in suit to read and tape wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on When SJW start spreading 0
User avatar #9 - testaburger (05/24/2015) [-]
How do you not know about Big Man Tyrone?

But yes, essentially.
#268 - No... NO! You know what. No. I agree, fat pe…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2015 on Lord stop... 0
User avatar #283 - stifflimb (05/23/2015) [-]
But we do often change our face... she almost looks exactly the same on all pics, but more to the point where her face muscles actually cant make any significant changes anymore due to all the fat in front of it.
#15 - Ooooooooh... So... What caused sudden need to communicate with… 05/22/2015 on Blasphemer's profile 0
#13 - Aaaaaaaaaaaand I have no idea what that is  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Blasphemer's profile 0
User avatar #14 - murrlogic (05/22/2015) [-]
It means Ask Me Anything.
#15 - Blasphemer (05/22/2015) [-]
Ooooooooh... So... What caused sudden need to communicate with strangers on the internet?
#11 - Well, what you wanna talk about?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Blasphemer's profile 0
User avatar #12 - murrlogic (05/22/2015) [-]
AMA
#13 - Blasphemer (05/22/2015) [-]
Aaaaaaaaaaaand I have no idea what that is
User avatar #14 - murrlogic (05/22/2015) [-]
It means Ask Me Anything.
#15 - Blasphemer (05/22/2015) [-]
Ooooooooh... So... What caused sudden need to communicate with strangers on the internet?
#9 - Sitting.... Playing game... Judging people...  [+] (6 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Blasphemer's profile 0
User avatar #10 - murrlogic (05/22/2015) [-]
I'm looking around for people to talk to or draw me things.
#11 - Blasphemer (05/22/2015) [-]
Well, what you wanna talk about?
User avatar #12 - murrlogic (05/22/2015) [-]
AMA
#13 - Blasphemer (05/22/2015) [-]
Aaaaaaaaaaaand I have no idea what that is
User avatar #14 - murrlogic (05/22/2015) [-]
It means Ask Me Anything.
#15 - Blasphemer (05/22/2015) [-]
Ooooooooh... So... What caused sudden need to communicate with strangers on the internet?
#7 - Well... Someone got grumpy...  [+] (8 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Blasphemer's profile 0
User avatar #8 - murrlogic (05/22/2015) [-]
Sup?
#9 - Blasphemer (05/22/2015) [-]
Sitting.... Playing game... Judging people...
User avatar #10 - murrlogic (05/22/2015) [-]
I'm looking around for people to talk to or draw me things.
#11 - Blasphemer (05/22/2015) [-]
Well, what you wanna talk about?
User avatar #12 - murrlogic (05/22/2015) [-]
AMA
#13 - Blasphemer (05/22/2015) [-]
Aaaaaaaaaaaand I have no idea what that is
User avatar #14 - murrlogic (05/22/2015) [-]
It means Ask Me Anything.
#15 - Blasphemer (05/22/2015) [-]
Ooooooooh... So... What caused sudden need to communicate with strangers on the internet?
#5 - It's 9pm...  [+] (10 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Blasphemer's profile 0
User avatar #6 - murrlogic (05/22/2015) [-]
Happy whatever the fuck your timezone is.
#7 - Blasphemer (05/22/2015) [-]
Well... Someone got grumpy...
User avatar #8 - murrlogic (05/22/2015) [-]
Sup?
#9 - Blasphemer (05/22/2015) [-]
Sitting.... Playing game... Judging people...
User avatar #10 - murrlogic (05/22/2015) [-]
I'm looking around for people to talk to or draw me things.
#11 - Blasphemer (05/22/2015) [-]
Well, what you wanna talk about?
User avatar #12 - murrlogic (05/22/2015) [-]
AMA
#13 - Blasphemer (05/22/2015) [-]
Aaaaaaaaaaaand I have no idea what that is
User avatar #14 - murrlogic (05/22/2015) [-]
It means Ask Me Anything.
#15 - Blasphemer (05/22/2015) [-]
Ooooooooh... So... What caused sudden need to communicate with strangers on the internet?
#3 - Youuu... want a cookie or attention? I am bad at these things...  [+] (12 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Blasphemer's profile 0
User avatar #4 - murrlogic (05/22/2015) [-]
Morning.
#5 - Blasphemer (05/22/2015) [-]
It's 9pm...
User avatar #6 - murrlogic (05/22/2015) [-]
Happy whatever the fuck your timezone is.
#7 - Blasphemer (05/22/2015) [-]
Well... Someone got grumpy...
User avatar #8 - murrlogic (05/22/2015) [-]
Sup?
#9 - Blasphemer (05/22/2015) [-]
Sitting.... Playing game... Judging people...
User avatar #10 - murrlogic (05/22/2015) [-]
I'm looking around for people to talk to or draw me things.
#11 - Blasphemer (05/22/2015) [-]
Well, what you wanna talk about?
User avatar #12 - murrlogic (05/22/2015) [-]
AMA
#13 - Blasphemer (05/22/2015) [-]
Aaaaaaaaaaaand I have no idea what that is
User avatar #14 - murrlogic (05/22/2015) [-]
It means Ask Me Anything.
#15 - Blasphemer (05/22/2015) [-]
Ooooooooh... So... What caused sudden need to communicate with strangers on the internet?
#23 - Okay, this one is actually funny... Most of his comics are… 05/21/2015 on Fix it -3

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#2 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/21/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#3 to #2 - Blasphemer (05/22/2015) [-]
Youuu... want a cookie or attention? I am bad at these things...
User avatar #4 to #3 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
Morning.
#5 to #4 - Blasphemer (05/22/2015) [-]
It's 9pm...
User avatar #6 to #5 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
Happy whatever the **** your timezone is.
#7 to #6 - Blasphemer (05/22/2015) [-]
Well... Someone got grumpy...
User avatar #8 to #7 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
Sup?
#9 to #8 - Blasphemer (05/22/2015) [-]
Sitting.... Playing game... Judging people...
User avatar #10 to #9 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
I'm looking around for people to talk to or draw me things.
#11 to #10 - Blasphemer (05/22/2015) [-]
Well, what you wanna talk about?
User avatar #12 to #11 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
AMA
#13 to #12 - Blasphemer (05/22/2015) [-]
Aaaaaaaaaaaand I have no idea what that is
User avatar #14 to #13 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
It means Ask Me Anything.
#15 to #14 - Blasphemer (05/22/2015) [-]
Ooooooooh... So... What caused sudden need to communicate with strangers on the internet?
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