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#47 - Picture 05/16/2014 on Punch dat nigga 0
#236 - Ya either wear an armor or a tattoo. Ya don't get to wear … 05/16/2014 on That is so painfully Southern 0
#112 - **** tattoos. ******* cunts. …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2014 on That is so painfully Southern +4
User avatar #126 - thebaseballexpert (05/16/2014) [-]
oh darn. I can't possibly cover up my arm with anything protective because of this ink i have dyed into my skin.
#236 - Blasphemer (05/16/2014) [-]
Ya either wear an armor or a tattoo.
Ya don't get to wear both, you spoiled little shit.

And if you chose tattoo,
I'll just stab you with me cock.
User avatar #131 - seras (05/16/2014) [-]
he is trying to say that they don't want to wear armor to show their tattoos off.
#145 - Oh you found way more than just a vegan, my pal. 05/16/2014 on The tags tell truth 0
#97 - Dafaq is with this latest user crap? 05/15/2014 on They used to smile too +1
#208 - Nobody cares about that... Dicks are weird regardless. 05/14/2014 on Won't Remember It 0
#62 - Why do you ************* cut your dicks anyways? …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2014 on Won't Remember It 0
User avatar #94 - negativeone (05/14/2014) [-]
Turtle necks never look good.
#208 - Blasphemer (05/14/2014) [-]
Nobody cares about that... Dicks are weird regardless.
#23 - I'm not saying it's bad... If it's your first time listeni… 05/13/2014 on nickelback -2
#35 - They left school, coz their parents had neet conections and co… 05/13/2014 on school 0
#27 - Cool clip from a movie. The rest of the movie was *…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2014 on war +1
User avatar #35 - herecomesjohnny (05/12/2014) [-]
the battle part was eh but the murder thriller vibe at the end was ok
#109 - Did this mother ****** just repost a post whining… 05/11/2014 on do not steal credit +1
#12 - Yes.... 05/11/2014 on i guess 0
#10 - I don't see the point of this... What if there are tw… 05/11/2014 on Bit of Pascal's Wager anyone? 0
#2 - or simply automatically ask for more until you stop complying? 05/11/2014 on If you think dogs can’t... 0
#100 - Of course it is possible. It's simply more possible that human… 05/07/2014 on The black cat analogy -2
#93 - 1. yes. 2. possible. 3. more advanced could …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2014 on The black cat analogy -2
User avatar #94 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2014) [-]
1. Okay

2. Okay

3. You're knit-picking and splitting hairs because you don't want to admit anything

4. You're still splitting hairs. This is why I went through the 'godlike power' question

5. And now you're making assumptions regarding what they would or would not do, despite the fact that our smartest scientists don't leave a single stone unturned when exploring something new

I know it's not impossible, that's why I said it. You don't have to bet on anything, I wasn't trying to make you religious, I was trying to make you see how it could be possible that a 'god' could exist.
#100 - Blasphemer (05/07/2014) [-]
Of course it is possible. It's simply more possible that human kind never had any interaction with "God/s/sies" in any way.
#88 - *Theology is like being in a dark room and believing that ther…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/07/2014 on The black cat analogy -1
User avatar #89 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2014) [-]
We're discussing analogies here. People believe in god because they don't think the universe could have come from nothing, and it's that simple.

Here, we'll find that a god is capable of existing in a few easy steps. Ready? Here we go

Do you believe the universe is infinite (or at least, very large)?
Do you believe aliens exist in the universe?
Do you believe that at least one of these species is more advanced than us, possessing what we would believe to be god like power?
Do you believe these aliens can interact with us?
Do you believe anything prevented them from interacting with us a few thousand years ago?

Boom, there we go. It's not that hard.
#93 - Blasphemer (05/07/2014) [-]
1. yes.

2. possible.

3. more advanced could be defined with simply ability to maintain peace trough their own world, so yes. Some of them if existing could be more advanced. On that note, when do they exist is a more fascinating question. This planet alone as we know it exists for past 4.54 billions of years and we are here for, about 200k years (I've decided to round it up a bit). so, we exist in 0,00005% of earth's existence. Universe is approximated to be 13.8 billion of years old... They could've existed and already be extincted several times... Most of them could be still throwing shit at each other.

4. I highly doubt it. The closest planet that has possibility to sustain life is 12 light-years away, and that's the closest. I don't think anybody would undertake a trip that he would not survive, nor few generations of his offsprings to go here and fuck with locals.

5. The fact that they would be more advanced then us implies they would be more intelligent then us. That would pretty much prevent them for undertaking retarded missions.

Your "theory" is not impossible, neither is my ability to become 100 times richer then Bill Gates during my entire life. I just wouldn't bet on it.

Boom, I just wanted to say "boom".
User avatar #94 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2014) [-]
1. Okay

2. Okay

3. You're knit-picking and splitting hairs because you don't want to admit anything

4. You're still splitting hairs. This is why I went through the 'godlike power' question

5. And now you're making assumptions regarding what they would or would not do, despite the fact that our smartest scientists don't leave a single stone unturned when exploring something new

I know it's not impossible, that's why I said it. You don't have to bet on anything, I wasn't trying to make you religious, I was trying to make you see how it could be possible that a 'god' could exist.
#100 - Blasphemer (05/07/2014) [-]
Of course it is possible. It's simply more possible that human kind never had any interaction with "God/s/sies" in any way.
#70 - Picture 05/06/2014 on parents +1
#66 - Robert, corner, now!  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2014 on parents -1
#68 - robertolee (05/06/2014) [-]
#70 - Blasphemer (05/06/2014) [-]
#62 - That's why my answer was a two-parter. Your parents s…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/06/2014 on parents -1
User avatar #64 - robertolee (05/06/2014) [-]
That's not fair, I love my brother. You're not nice.
#66 - Blasphemer (05/06/2014) [-]
Robert, corner, now!
#68 - robertolee (05/06/2014) [-]
#70 - Blasphemer (05/06/2014) [-]
#60 - Yes, stupid parents, not letting you set your scrotum on fire.…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/06/2014 on parents -1
User avatar #61 - robertolee (05/06/2014) [-]
Yes but if they explained why setting my balls on fire was a bad idea I wouldn't have done it again and I would have the ability to grow pubic hair today.
#62 - Blasphemer (05/06/2014) [-]
That's why my answer was a two-parter.

Your parents should've aborted, lol.
User avatar #64 - robertolee (05/06/2014) [-]
That's not fair, I love my brother. You're not nice.
#66 - Blasphemer (05/06/2014) [-]
Robert, corner, now!
#68 - robertolee (05/06/2014) [-]
#70 - Blasphemer (05/06/2014) [-]
#59 - Obey before you command. Bitch.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/06/2014 on parents +4
User avatar #71 - warzon (05/06/2014) [-]
Ill take that to my grave.

Bitch.
#86 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/07/2014) [-]
You can run but you can't hide.

Bitch
User avatar #90 - warzon (05/07/2014) [-]
Wait wait hold up morty he keep's saying we can run but we cant hide.
Lets try hiding
#22 - Ah yes, because doing this stuff will most definitively not pi…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/04/2014 on A general I'd serve +1
User avatar #23 - tmstyrant (05/04/2014) [-]
Well if you take away their paradise then what would they fight for?
User avatar #24 - thumbaccountlol (05/04/2014) [-]
Take away paradise, i'd fight and die to protect Wales, and i dont believe in any paradise further than the country i want my children to grow up in.
User avatar #25 - tmstyrant (05/04/2014) [-]
Well that's different, you would fight for your country and your kids. If a Muslim extremist is promised paradise to fight and die and you take away that paradise why would they fight?
User avatar #26 - thumbaccountlol (05/04/2014) [-]
Take away my country and that'd make me worse, if you condemn someone to die what do they have to live for. But lets face it, if you treat Muslims with the respect they deserve and the extremists with prisons and other such befitting punishments you'll see a change just like what happened to Christian extremists in Ireland.
User avatar #27 - tmstyrant (05/04/2014) [-]
The paradise to country analog does not work. You are literally taking away their reason to fight, paradise. As opposed to not fighting and keeping your access to paradise. To try and use the country analog imagine if you fought for Wales it would be destroyed but if you did not fight then nothing would happen to it.
User avatar #30 - thumbaccountlol (05/04/2014) [-]
I'm saying, if whatever i was fighting for was taken away from me, then why would i care what happened anymore, i'd take away whatever i could from whoever took it.
User avatar #32 - tmstyrant (05/04/2014) [-]
geez I really don't know how to get this across to you. I are a Muslim extremist in this case and you were just executed with a bullet covered in pig's blood. I no longer have access to paradise and there is nothing I can do about it because I am dead enjoying my eternity in hell. Alternatively I am a normal Muslim, I lead a good life, die and according to my belief, disclosure I am not actually Muslim, I now get to enjoy paradise. So tell me what is my incentive to fight and die when my end goal is paradise?
User avatar #116 - publicservice (05/05/2014) [-]
As a Muslim (and as everyone pointed out this story was false/myth). IF this actually were to occur the whole pig thing is wrong, and if a bullet is covered in pigs blood how would that invalidate paradise? How would pigs blood invalidate anything? It's just blood. I don't get the logic people associate to my religion
User avatar #123 - tmstyrant (05/06/2014) [-]
I dont care if its true or not, I was discussing the validity of fighting for a cause when you have no reason to actually fight.
User avatar #34 - thumbaccountlol (05/04/2014) [-]
Ah, see, i cant understand this due to believing that you go nowhere when you die, so no, i cant understand this because i don't see the ideas of heaven and hell. I now, i dont see what you mean but i see why i cant see it :L
User avatar #33 - tmstyrant (05/04/2014) [-]
so many errors

*I am a
*I was just
#108 - Well, that's like, uhmmm, your opinion and uhm, I disapprove o… 05/04/2014 on In an alternate universe... -1
#43 - If you are in a presence of it, you are in no possible way a b…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2014 on In an alternate universe... -1
#59 - starblood (05/04/2014) [-]
You're such an edgy moron, it's indescribable
#108 - Blasphemer (05/04/2014) [-]
Well, that's like, uhmmm, your opinion and uhm, I disapprove of it.
Also your mother had a hairy asshole, and your father was short.
User avatar #44 - earlploddington (05/04/2014) [-]
Then I am the most weak and deluded of them all, Batman.
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