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Date Signed Up:1/28/2010
Last Login:12/17/2014
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#105 - I highly doubt that someone beat him up (throw a rock at his f…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/26/2014 on meme war 0
User avatar #134 - ivoryhammer (06/26/2014) [-]
It's from the Brazil riots actually.
User avatar #115 - phawsy (06/26/2014) [-]
My guess is that they put ketchup on his nose to pretend that happened.
User avatar #106 - TheHutchie (06/26/2014) [-]
Step back guys, I can answer this question.

Ahem.

People in the Middle East throw rocks at people, Mr Blasphemer, sir.

Actually, given your username, they might like to throw rocks at you.
#108 - Blasphemer (06/26/2014) [-]
You know what I meant.

Dumbass.
#109 - TheHutchie (06/26/2014) [-]
Well. I. Never.

How r00d
#22 - for those who aren't satisfied with reading. 06/26/2014 on Sean Bean, 1000 ways to die 0
#169 - Wouldn't you get fired after first two times?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on Goddamnit Shane! 0
User avatar #174 - sketchE (06/25/2014) [-]
depends. some of the best people i worked with did stupid shit all the time. they did their job better than everyone else theyd just do random stuff sometimes
#71 - I just love this "robots with feelings/souls" fetish. 06/24/2014 on Don't let go. -1
#36 - As none of the above and with some vague knowledge of history … 06/24/2014 on This week in technology 0
#45 - Well, gif got recked... 06/24/2014 on Graffiti artists +1
#44 - Just because dumbass got lucky it doesn't make him any less of…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on Graffiti artists +7
#45 - Blasphemer (06/24/2014) [-]
Well, gif got recked...
#91 - Yes, because beauty is all that matters. 06/23/2014 on Period Facial Mask +1
#87 - Sex passes too fast, even if it lasts entire night. You wake u…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Period Facial Mask +1
User avatar #88 - oaaaaa (06/23/2014) [-]
looks like u live in the wrong part of the world. i never had problems like that. and i enjoy sex. i think the bigger problem is to wake up in the morning and find someone not that attracktive next to you because u were fucking high last night. but "stupid" is the last thing that matters.
#91 - Blasphemer (06/23/2014) [-]
Yes, because beauty is all that matters.
#82 - That's not the issue. My boner dies at the sight of "…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Period Facial Mask +1
User avatar #85 - oaaaaa (06/23/2014) [-]
in my country they say "stupid fucks better than clever"

and when it comes down to sex i dont care about stupid or not stupid
#87 - Blasphemer (06/23/2014) [-]
Sex passes too fast, even if it lasts entire night. You wake up in the morning next to an idiot. So yeah, it's somewhat important to choose in which pocket will you tuck your penis in.

And bitches getting intentionally pregnant with you or accusing of rape later is a reason or two more to care about stupid or not.
User avatar #88 - oaaaaa (06/23/2014) [-]
looks like u live in the wrong part of the world. i never had problems like that. and i enjoy sex. i think the bigger problem is to wake up in the morning and find someone not that attracktive next to you because u were fucking high last night. but "stupid" is the last thing that matters.
#91 - Blasphemer (06/23/2014) [-]
Yes, because beauty is all that matters.
#78 - No. There's a limit.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Period Facial Mask +2
#79 - oaaaaa (06/23/2014) [-]
i think she looks even hotter with the shit in her face.

btw, whats the problem with blood? never got some on your dick?
#82 - Blasphemer (06/23/2014) [-]
That's not the issue.
My boner dies at the sight of "special" stupid.
User avatar #85 - oaaaaa (06/23/2014) [-]
in my country they say "stupid fucks better than clever"

and when it comes down to sex i dont care about stupid or not stupid
#87 - Blasphemer (06/23/2014) [-]
Sex passes too fast, even if it lasts entire night. You wake up in the morning next to an idiot. So yeah, it's somewhat important to choose in which pocket will you tuck your penis in.

And bitches getting intentionally pregnant with you or accusing of rape later is a reason or two more to care about stupid or not.
User avatar #88 - oaaaaa (06/23/2014) [-]
looks like u live in the wrong part of the world. i never had problems like that. and i enjoy sex. i think the bigger problem is to wake up in the morning and find someone not that attracktive next to you because u were fucking high last night. but "stupid" is the last thing that matters.
#91 - Blasphemer (06/23/2014) [-]
Yes, because beauty is all that matters.
#34 - Dumbasses*  [+] (3 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Graffiti artists +31
#40 - anonymous (06/23/2014) [-]
All of them are completed, so none of them fell. Not that dumb.
#44 - Blasphemer (06/24/2014) [-]
Just because dumbass got lucky it doesn't make him any less of a dumbass he is.
Dumbass.
Dumbass
#45 - Blasphemer (06/24/2014) [-]
Well, gif got recked...
#155 - In 7 years difference after changing sex and being a drunkard? 06/23/2014 on (untitled) +1
#151 - > ****** himself and reproduced >life en…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2014 on (untitled) +1
#153 - chupavisor (06/23/2014) [-]
It's a matter of suspension of disbelief.

You can ask me to suspend the disbelief of time travel, but anyone who's seen Back to the Future agrees that this is an an acceptable thing to disbelieve for the sake of a story.

You can ask me to suspend my disbelief about a crazy medical condition that becomes agitated from the grueling experience of Childbirth. With so many true medical events as well as the idea of mutants being popular in several movie or video game franchises, then yeah sure, I'm game. Bring on the weird person.

But to ask me to believe that you find a person strangely attractive instead of recognizing that person as your formal self WITHOUT giving a reason for not recalling what you looked like? Kiiiiind of absurd.

#155 - Blasphemer (06/23/2014) [-]
In 7 years difference after changing sex and being a drunkard?
#115 - Shut the **** up, weaboo. 06/22/2014 on Magizzle +8
#272 - We are not even close... 06/21/2014 on Shitposting Bread 0
#271 - You got negative thumb, instructions were unclear. 06/21/2014 on Shitposting Bread 0
#413 - Somebody has some sand up his vagina. 06/21/2014 on Modern Feminism 0
#137 - I do. I am speaking about general population... You've bee… 06/21/2014 on darwin +1
#30 - You are taught grammar in your schools too.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/20/2014 on darwin +3
User avatar #57 - charagrin (06/20/2014) [-]
Shots fired.
User avatar #33 - boomerpyro (06/20/2014) [-]
i thought a smart individual like you would know about typo's
#137 - Blasphemer (06/21/2014) [-]
I do. I am speaking about general population...
You've been on facebook, right?
#137 - Comment deleted 06/20/2014 on Modern Feminism 0
#177 - He's new, he'll adapt, give him time. 06/20/2014 on SHE'S REAL!! 0
#30 - Picture 06/17/2014 on genius +5
#29 - those are the only images of them ever shown so far... What do…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on Happy Father's Day 0
#30 - captnnorway (06/17/2014) [-]
Well I guess. I stand corrected
#226 - I'm not, i still think symbolism is stupid. 06/17/2014 on Danm shame if you ask me. 0
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