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- Bitch, I suck ass and I've been called a hacker. It's not that…
Eh, at lower levels of play those that somehow think they are god's gift to the game just cant' accept someone being better than them. At higher levels of play you will almost NEVER see someone accusing someone else of hacking. I'm not talking about something like LE-SMFC MM. I'm talking about a pug with players well past that level or getting into league play. Unless someone is blatantly hacking, almost no one will say anything in order to keep their ego intact. If the kid is cheating then so be it, if he isn't then you saved yourself the embarrassment of that kid knowing he isn't cheating yet you accused him of cheating. So it flips at higher levels. Ego gets in the way of both levels, but in different ways.
mfw on pistol round i sit behind the flaming car and pistol ace on dust2
mfw 3 enemies posted in chat : ''report for *my username* has been submitted''
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- I don't think he s immortal, just regenerates... if you would …
Deadpool vs Bullseye
apparently he's actually immortal, simply because thanos made it so he can never die, due to thanos being in love with Death, while Death liked deadpool.
so it's a kind of "technically" he's not immortal, since there are supposedly ways of killing him... he's just horribly, horribly hard to kill.
and space and time itself bends to prevent those few things that can actually kill him, from happening. due to thanos.
Actually, they retconned that years ago. Currently, the reason he's immortal is because his healing factor is so powerful it even dwarfs Wolverine's. And wolverine was able to regenerate from a couple of drops of blood, so we're talking about some grade A plot armor.
deadpool should fight ichigo from bleach.
wonder whos plot-armor is stronger
Given that Ginger Supreme always gets his ass beaten, then goes and trains, gets a bullshit powerup and beats the person who kicked his ass, Deadpool would probably win. If you just shot Strawberry Shortcake in the face before he could go get his powerup, you'd win.
well yeah, but the guy got a massive hole blasted through his chest, was dead as shit, then just went "lol destruction mode activated" and "oh by the way after i'm done annhielating everything with lazers, i'm fine, despite hole in chest"
deadpool is near impossible to kill, but ichigo doesn't die even if you kill him.
i mean, i guess you could kill deadpool if you threw him into the sun or something?
completely vaporized him?
even if he were to regenerate, he's be vaporized continuously from that point on.
even if he could regenerate from it, he wouldn't be able to heal faster than the sun destroyed him, untill the sun died completely. and the gravity would prevent him from escaping.
if you threw ichigo into the sun i'm assuming he'd just pull a bigger sword out from between his buttocks and cleave the sun in half.
I had no idea he could do that. Well, shit. Guess the ginger of doom wins again.
**faithrider used "*roll picture*"**
Thanos gets jealous of deadpool's relationship with death cursed deadpool from ever meeting death again so he is functionally immortal. in Deadpool vs Thanos (a great 4 issue mini series) they expand on it and if i understood correctly Thanos removes the curse so that he can kill deadpool himself.
get the pieces together and he will reform though
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- There s a number of reason why this would be sad, what's yours?
- If I was american, I'd vote Trump just for this reason alone.
Wait a second
That's bad reason
- + ******* of documentation and answers for every problem ever …
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