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Age: 19
Steam Profile: rayman224
Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
Last Login:9/18/2014
Location:Windsor Vermont USA
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#45 - You're both wrong, you're an ass.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/06/2013 on White Folks +2
User avatar #55 - colegaleener (04/06/2013) [-]
okay smart ass, what's naked then?
User avatar #56 - Blargosnarf (04/06/2013) [-]
No, I mean you're just an ass, I wasn't saying you were wrong on that.
User avatar #57 - colegaleener (04/06/2013) [-]
why don't you just make up your mind?
User avatar #58 - Blargosnarf (04/06/2013) [-]
Because I'm still retching while picturing you naked as your profile pic.
#61 - colegaleener (04/06/2013) [-]
if you wanted the full picture you should have just asked ;)
User avatar #62 - Blargosnarf (04/06/2013) [-]
...wwwwwwhhhhhyyyyyyyy...?
#111 - If this is just Luminol -a chemical that, if exposed to bodily… 04/06/2013 on SHIT 0
#110 - That's actually my favorite one of the pastas, a good look in … 04/06/2013 on Tumblr +1
#15 - Dude... I'd commit murder for that... no, seriously, give me a… 04/06/2013 on We can rebuild him 0
#5 - Wait, wouldn't that mean it's face is on it's chest? Or the ot… 04/05/2013 on Glues +1
#109 - Dude, that's like making a meal for someone, they get food poi…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2013 on just sayin... 0
#119 - tomthehippie (04/05/2013) [-]
No, its like setting a plate on the table away from them and then putting a bunch of other plates on the table closer to them and saying, "Ok, so here's the deal, you see this plate that I put over here? Yeah, that meat is undercooked as fuck, don't eat it. How ever, here is all this other food you CAN eat. Just don't eat anything on THIS plate."
#107 - But the snake (Satan) tempted her.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2013 on just sayin... 0
User avatar #110 - naitsabesh (04/05/2013) [-]
>here have some curiosity
>don't eat apples from that tree
>don't as why
>brb

God was trolling us all
#20 - ...he costs five Pis? But I can only give you four circles!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2013 on discount spirits! 0
#21 - anonymous (04/05/2013) [-]
Hmmm....Do you have any omegas or Umlauts?
#84 - Sixteen tiny knives piercing into your penis at once , I don'…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2013 on Facebook (1) +3
User avatar #87 - laseneph (04/05/2013) [-]
http:// beforeitsnews . com/alternative/2013/03/rapper-shoots-friend-to-join-illuminati-2601036.html
Was in news recently, a guy gets shot through the hand and has fragments of his own bone go into his eye, still manages to wrestle the gun off the attacker and shoot the attacker in the stomach and run off...

Tl:DR you would be surprised what people can do even when in serious pain
#80 - The point is that the assailant will be so surprised with such…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/05/2013 on Facebook (1) +2
#112 - longboarding (04/05/2013) [-]
They are pointed upwards, you won't get hurt unless you try to take it off.
#82 - laseneph (04/05/2013) [-]
Not saying your wrong but if a guy is raping a girl he's going to have a lot of adrenaline in his system, and most likely a weapon of some sort... you can fill in the rest the whole fight or flight mechanism etc.

User avatar #84 - Blargosnarf (04/05/2013) [-]
Sixteen tiny knives piercing into your penis at once, I don't care how much adrenaline is going though anyone's system, you are not going to brush that off. It's not like a small fishhook either, it slices the penis from the tip to however far you could get it in. I think the design will hold fast, unless a rapist likes using iron condoms.
User avatar #87 - laseneph (04/05/2013) [-]
http:// beforeitsnews . com/alternative/2013/03/rapper-shoots-friend-to-join-illuminati-2601036.html
Was in news recently, a guy gets shot through the hand and has fragments of his own bone go into his eye, still manages to wrestle the gun off the attacker and shoot the attacker in the stomach and run off...

Tl:DR you would be surprised what people can do even when in serious pain
#25 - They don't swap the sounds of 'r' and 'l', the sound of 'l' is… 04/05/2013 on DJ 4DM1N -1
#5 - The third graders of course! 04/05/2013 on My school is trying to tell... 0
#21 - When the rapist is able to easily disarm and overpower you.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/04/2013 on Facebook (1) +26
#78 - laseneph (04/05/2013) [-]
yes but when he sticks his dick into that little trap he'll just beat the fuck out of the girl won't he?

also won't that make a girl loose if they constantly wear it
User avatar #80 - Blargosnarf (04/05/2013) [-]
The point is that the assailant will be so surprised with such sudden and unexpected pain that she will be able to throw him off and escape. And honestly, you're not going to tell me you expect someone would be able to ignore having sixteen tiny razor sharp knives slicing into their dick?
#112 - longboarding (04/05/2013) [-]
They are pointed upwards, you won't get hurt unless you try to take it off.
#82 - laseneph (04/05/2013) [-]
Not saying your wrong but if a guy is raping a girl he's going to have a lot of adrenaline in his system, and most likely a weapon of some sort... you can fill in the rest the whole fight or flight mechanism etc.

User avatar #84 - Blargosnarf (04/05/2013) [-]
Sixteen tiny knives piercing into your penis at once, I don't care how much adrenaline is going though anyone's system, you are not going to brush that off. It's not like a small fishhook either, it slices the penis from the tip to however far you could get it in. I think the design will hold fast, unless a rapist likes using iron condoms.
User avatar #87 - laseneph (04/05/2013) [-]
http:// beforeitsnews . com/alternative/2013/03/rapper-shoots-friend-to-join-illuminati-2601036.html
Was in news recently, a guy gets shot through the hand and has fragments of his own bone go into his eye, still manages to wrestle the gun off the attacker and shoot the attacker in the stomach and run off...

Tl:DR you would be surprised what people can do even when in serious pain
#10 - No, it's pretty exaggerated, but some of the things that they … 04/04/2013 on CSI logic 0
#6 - There are some theories that the first life forms originated o… 04/04/2013 on Aliens are people too +1
#25 - Still better than modern art. 04/04/2013 on Abstract eyes painting +1
#3 - That's... that's a girl?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2013 on Alpha as fuck +1
User avatar #14 - pepemex (04/04/2013) [-]
A rather manly girl
#5 - anonymous (04/04/2013) [-]
no you fucking idiot
#20 - Why, yes, of course I can read that! I have magnifying glasses… 04/03/2013 on QI +2
#12 - Wow, so he's black and white?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2013 on tattoo cover up +1
#15 - ZeGerman (04/03/2013) [-]
Totally. See?
#47 - Who needs sleep anyway? 04/03/2013 on TECHNOLOGY!! 0
#45 - Even if you did mail them this all they would do is mail you a… 04/03/2013 on TECHNOLOGY!! 0
#164 - You think he actually reads our suggestions? 04/03/2013 on An idea. 0
#17 - Brave Fencer Musashi. 04/03/2013 on FUCK THIS AREA IN PARTICULAR +1
#55 - Hey, ******** , it's not hereditary. 03/31/2013 on ;-; 0
#115 - Herpetologist... sounds like you study herpes...  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2013 on Oh shit what -4
User avatar #121 - clockworkmage (03/31/2013) [-]
I'm almost completely %100 positive he hasn't heard that one before.
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User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
#8 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello :3
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