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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: RayMan225
Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:Windsor Vermont USA
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Comment Ranking:#1426
Highest Content Rank:#10503
Highest Comment Rank:#555
Content Thumbs: 130 total,  225 ,  95
Comment Thumbs: 21159 total,  24582 ,  3423
Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 12 Content: New Here → Level 13 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 29.7% (297/1000)
Level 319 Comments: Wizard → Level 320 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:8
Content Views:5560
Times Content Favorited:32 times
Total Comments Made:5240
FJ Points:20251

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#38 - Every single keyboard layout I have ever seen in my entire lif… 05/02/2013 on The QWERTY keyboard 0
#124 - ...my eyes are both, that good? 05/02/2013 on lolol 0
#123 - Fact: if you say "fact" before stating some other ra… 05/02/2013 on lolol 0
#39 - Of all things in the universe to come into existence, every po…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Funnyjunk +18
User avatar #45 - bakonforall (05/02/2013) [-]
be thankful it has a loincloth.
#124 - venomthc (05/02/2013) [-]
Or you would see his 3rd leg.
#135 - anonymous (05/02/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the complete truth
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read
#169 - anonymous (05/02/2013) [-]
If Asians could read minds, I'm pretty sure a NK Citizen would be able to know that nobody gives a damn.
#38 - So... FJ is giving tumblr a uterus punch? 05/02/2013 on Funnyjunk +1
#27 - I would defend against this allegation but you are proof of this. 05/02/2013 on Spoiled 9yr old kid in ferrari 0
#52 - He has a room dedicated to stuffed animal penises.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2013 on America +5
#62 - bendeman (05/02/2013) [-]
#159 - Ironic as they have 'mute' in their name. 05/01/2013 on Husky 0
#62 - Oh ! Oh. Ooooooohhhhhhh... I have never heard th…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/01/2013 on NOPE +1
User avatar #64 - dashgamer (05/01/2013) [-]
It's called the head because the bathroom is always at the head of a ship. Same reason windows are portholes and the floor is a deck and such things.
#74 - kaslin (05/01/2013) [-]
It because the Marines are Naval Infantry and share their strange, seagoing, ways.
User avatar #75 - dashgamer (05/01/2013) [-]
I know. You should have replied to Blargosnarf. =]
#77 - kaslin (05/01/2013) [-]
Should have, but didn't.
#78 - dashgamer (05/01/2013) [-]
#80 - kaslin (05/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #164 - frenetic (05/15/2013) [-]
Source?
#82 - dashgamer (05/01/2013) [-]
#84 - kaslin (05/01/2013) [-]
#86 - dashgamer (05/01/2013) [-]
FLOKI
#165 - kaslin (05/15/2013) [-]
#60 - ... Head means something different here, yes? Otherwise, someo…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/01/2013 on NOPE +2
User avatar #61 - dashgamer (05/01/2013) [-]
Head = Bathroom.
User avatar #62 - Blargosnarf (05/01/2013) [-]
Oh! Oh. Ooooooohhhhhhh...

I have never heard that terminology, and frankly, it doesn't make much sense to me.
User avatar #64 - dashgamer (05/01/2013) [-]
It's called the head because the bathroom is always at the head of a ship. Same reason windows are portholes and the floor is a deck and such things.
#74 - kaslin (05/01/2013) [-]
It because the Marines are Naval Infantry and share their strange, seagoing, ways.
User avatar #75 - dashgamer (05/01/2013) [-]
I know. You should have replied to Blargosnarf. =]
#77 - kaslin (05/01/2013) [-]
Should have, but didn't.
#78 - dashgamer (05/01/2013) [-]
#80 - kaslin (05/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #164 - frenetic (05/15/2013) [-]
Source?
#82 - dashgamer (05/01/2013) [-]
#84 - kaslin (05/01/2013) [-]
#86 - dashgamer (05/01/2013) [-]
FLOKI
#165 - kaslin (05/15/2013) [-]
#57 - W... why would there be any toilet paper in their heads in th…  [+] (15 new replies) 05/01/2013 on NOPE +2
User avatar #58 - dashgamer (05/01/2013) [-]
There is *never* a decent supply of toilet paper in Marine Corps heads.
User avatar #60 - Blargosnarf (05/01/2013) [-]
... Head means something different here, yes? Otherwise, someone really needs to tell those marines they're striving to use the toilet paper wrong...
User avatar #61 - dashgamer (05/01/2013) [-]
Head = Bathroom.
User avatar #62 - Blargosnarf (05/01/2013) [-]
Oh! Oh. Ooooooohhhhhhh...

I have never heard that terminology, and frankly, it doesn't make much sense to me.
User avatar #64 - dashgamer (05/01/2013) [-]
It's called the head because the bathroom is always at the head of a ship. Same reason windows are portholes and the floor is a deck and such things.
#74 - kaslin (05/01/2013) [-]
It because the Marines are Naval Infantry and share their strange, seagoing, ways.
User avatar #75 - dashgamer (05/01/2013) [-]
I know. You should have replied to Blargosnarf. =]
#77 - kaslin (05/01/2013) [-]
Should have, but didn't.
#78 - dashgamer (05/01/2013) [-]
#80 - kaslin (05/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #164 - frenetic (05/15/2013) [-]
Source?
#82 - dashgamer (05/01/2013) [-]
#84 - kaslin (05/01/2013) [-]
#86 - dashgamer (05/01/2013) [-]
FLOKI
#165 - kaslin (05/15/2013) [-]
#80 - 'Course not, you don't have a snake problem anymore! 05/01/2013 on Should I be worried? +3
#116 - In a few trillion years we'll be able to watch Jesus masturbate. 05/01/2013 on makes you think...wait no lol 0
#295 - First you have to shot web.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/30/2013 on My history professor put... +1
#301 - zzombiee (04/30/2013) [-]
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#312 - urbemarmis (04/30/2013) [-]
#313 - zzombiee (04/30/2013) [-]
#45 - Go to the snack machine to get some of his body. 04/29/2013 on Okay, God, just this once. 0
#13 - When anon is polite we persecute him like he's a murderer. … 04/29/2013 on Roshi was the best character +1
#81 - About five to six inches excessive really. 04/29/2013 on blazing fucking saddles 0
#21 - Kinda lost on the joke for I do not use that site, is it that …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2013 on Why I love these guys -1
User avatar #23 - yusay (04/29/2013) [-]
He wants it down so instead of taking it down he asked people to share it so all their friends would see.
#234 - I didn't even bother to read that one, wasn't Hitler christian…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2013 on The way it should be +1
User avatar #237 - neutralgray (04/29/2013) [-]
Hitler was Catholic, I believe, but it didn't really seem like he was fighting for any religious "right" reason. He just seemed to really really despise the Jewish people.
#164 - But yet with so many billions of people using this strong lang…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Why Swag will always fail +5
User avatar #184 - schneidend (04/29/2013) [-]
Except billions of people use "very tired" and not "exhausted." Billions of people are lazy.
#373 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
very lazy
#23 - He keeps wishing them dead but they all keep coming back to li…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2013 on Krillin In A Nutshell +4
#47 - angelious (04/29/2013) [-]
he keeps wishing his friends dead but some heroic alien comes and resurrects everybody and repairs shitload of buildings before leaving back into space...
#29 - Worst episode yet, most ****** up looking monster… 04/29/2013 on Selena Gomez 0
#169 - Well the argument there is that plants have absolutely no form… 04/29/2013 on Tumblr vs vegans 0
#168 - Just to nitpick... Why the hell are those chicken legs in … 04/29/2013 on Tumblr vs vegans 0
#203 - Completely obvious troll is painfully obvious, but that firs…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/29/2013 on The way it should be +1
User avatar #232 - zorororonoa (04/29/2013) [-]
The fifth one contradicts itself too. Crusades anyone?
User avatar #234 - Blargosnarf (04/29/2013) [-]
I didn't even bother to read that one, wasn't Hitler christian, and fighting in the name of Christianity? Not even sure about the others.
User avatar #237 - neutralgray (04/29/2013) [-]
Hitler was Catholic, I believe, but it didn't really seem like he was fighting for any religious "right" reason. He just seemed to really really despise the Jewish people.
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User avatar #11 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey, just thought I'd pop in and say hi.

^_^
User avatar #12 to #11 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, hey, what's up, thought you forgot about me.
User avatar #13 to #12 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah man, just hard keeping up with all my fans.
How's it going?
User avatar #14 to #13 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Fine, I occasionally see you on Steam.
User avatar #15 to #14 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
As do I. Have any favorite games?
User avatar #16 to #15 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
I have so many it's hard to chose... I'm not the type who settles with only a single type of game, one month I'm enjoying FPS, the next it's sandbox, then it's puzzle.
User avatar #17 to #16 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

Did you enjoy my last comic?
User avatar #18 to #17 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Self promoting bastard. (yes)
User avatar #19 to #18 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey man, I'm just asking for feedback is all.

But I'm glad you liked it. Anything you think I should improve or work on?
User avatar #20 to #19 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah, no criticism, just a couple questions though; the heck is Luna dressed as, Mars? And since when was Venus femanazi?
User avatar #21 to #20 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Luna is dressed up as the red spy from TF2.

As for Venus, since her name stems from... well Venus from Roman mythology, the goddess of beauty, and the obvious contrast from the planet Venus (A literal hell hole), the chances it would be feminazi are pretty high.
User avatar #24 to #23 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, what kind of game?
User avatar #26 to #24 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
We have a couple multiplayer games in common, how about Starbound, never played that multi.
User avatar #27 to #26 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hmm... There really hasn't been much to do since the devs abandoned the game.

You think it would be a good co-op session?
User avatar #28 to #27 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
They haven't abandoned entirely, just hyatus for official updates, they're working hard on it, just not releasing their work. Can still get the Nightly builds, but they tend to be broken and unfinished for obvious reasons. On second thought, though, how about Terraria? I haven't played that in a long while.
User avatar #29 to #28 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Terraria eh? Sounds fun but what would we do?
User avatar #31 to #29 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Running out of space, we can chat on Steam if ya want
User avatar #30 to #29 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Start chars from scratch and just play. Unless you mean how we play multi, in which case I was hoping you knew >.>
User avatar #25 to #24 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
The kind that you play.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
ah, I see.
User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
#8 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello :3
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