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Blargosnarf

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Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
Last Login:4/28/2015
Location:Windsor Vermont USA
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#16 - ...so the answer is "no", this is not suitable for a…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2015 on Noodle 0
User avatar #18 - happyfox (02/05/2015) [-]
I read that as what would be the proper way to care for a snake
#12 - I'm sure a vet, like any other kind of doctor, is perfectly wi… 02/05/2015 on Noodle +5
#9 - Or you could, y'know, ask a vet for advice.  [+] (6 new replies) 02/05/2015 on Noodle +3
User avatar #10 - flybager (02/05/2015) [-]
A vet probably has better things to do than to help me figure out why it keeps meowing even though its got its food (even bothered upgrading from dry to wet food 'cause I thought tha was the problem) and I'm right there for her.
User avatar #13 - thereisaguy (02/05/2015) [-]
Actually that's most of what vets do. Just give them a call and ask.
User avatar #12 - Blargosnarf (02/05/2015) [-]
I'm sure a vet, like any other kind of doctor, is perfectly willing to help with any problem whatsoever, so long as you're not interrupting something urgent. Best thing to do is just a simple walk in and maybe talk to the receptionist who would also very likely have experience with animals.

And if you want the advice of some random jackass on the internet, it could be just a vocal cat, my cat meows ALL the damn time, for attention, food, wants to go out, wants me to follow her... Also, how recently adopted? If fairly recently, it could be a normal behavior during it's process of getting used to it's new territory. When I was sitting my brother's cat for half a month he would meow at the top of the stairs at night, then he stopped when he became used to our house.
User avatar #11 - advice (02/05/2015) [-]
maybe it's just talking to you, did you try meowing back?
#22 - flybager (02/05/2015) [-]
This look right here
Sorry about the awfull saturation
User avatar #21 - flybager (02/05/2015) [-]
Yes. then she gives me this look of disgust.
#38 - You... DO know whales are mammals, right? 02/04/2015 on Life's a Beach +2
#5 - petexplain, would this be a proper way to care for a snake?  [+] (15 new replies) 02/04/2015 on Noodle +14
#15 - happyfox (02/05/2015) [-]
you could ask me if you like I work at a pet shop and study animal welfare..

to care for a snake you will need a heat source (what kind differs from one species to the next), a heat gradient in the tank to allow it to thermo-regulate, water, a hide, something to climb on, and food. Food is usually mice or rats, you buy them frozen in varying different sizes. The width of the mouse/rat should be no more than about one and a half times the width of your snakes head. Defrost thoroughly. Cleaning doesn't take much time, they poop and pee at the same time and they only do it about once a week, seeing as you only feed them once a week. Feed them outside the tank as feeding inside it can make them a bit strike happy, equating your hand coming into the tank with prey, making it more likely you will get bit. You can handle them daily but avoid it when they've just eaten or when they're shedding. A nice damp moss box inside the tank increases humidity and helps with shedding. Aspen is the most common substrate as it allows for burrowing and is easy cleaned, but you can also use woodchip or paper towels when they're young.


as for the cat, sometimes cats meow.
User avatar #19 - flybager (02/05/2015) [-]
Can I just ignore them, then?
they sound so agonizing.
User avatar #20 - happyfox (02/05/2015) [-]
some cats are more vocal than others. Does she seem in pain? Give her a good running over with your hands and see if she mews or flinches at a certain point.
User avatar #26 - flybager (02/05/2015) [-]
Spent little over an hour with her and tried petting her in odd places such as her legs & belly.
She'd attack my hand in a playfull way (I'm guessing) when I touch her belly (on which is the scar from her sterilization surgery) which I assume is normal for a cat, especially a female one.

I don't think she's hurt, but I feel as if she feels lonely or just misses her kind. I don't know how I can prevent that.
User avatar #27 - happyfox (02/06/2015) [-]
yeah a lot of cats are funny about their bellies, she sounds fine! probably just have a meower on your hands haha good luck with that
User avatar #16 - Blargosnarf (02/05/2015) [-]
...so the answer is "no", this is not suitable for a healthy pet snake.
User avatar #18 - happyfox (02/05/2015) [-]
I read that as what would be the proper way to care for a snake
User avatar #8 - flybager (02/05/2015) [-]
if petexplain is an actual account I'd like to ask that person stuff concerning a recently adopted cat.
User avatar #9 - Blargosnarf (02/05/2015) [-]
Or you could, y'know, ask a vet for advice.
User avatar #10 - flybager (02/05/2015) [-]
A vet probably has better things to do than to help me figure out why it keeps meowing even though its got its food (even bothered upgrading from dry to wet food 'cause I thought tha was the problem) and I'm right there for her.
User avatar #13 - thereisaguy (02/05/2015) [-]
Actually that's most of what vets do. Just give them a call and ask.
User avatar #12 - Blargosnarf (02/05/2015) [-]
I'm sure a vet, like any other kind of doctor, is perfectly willing to help with any problem whatsoever, so long as you're not interrupting something urgent. Best thing to do is just a simple walk in and maybe talk to the receptionist who would also very likely have experience with animals.

And if you want the advice of some random jackass on the internet, it could be just a vocal cat, my cat meows ALL the damn time, for attention, food, wants to go out, wants me to follow her... Also, how recently adopted? If fairly recently, it could be a normal behavior during it's process of getting used to it's new territory. When I was sitting my brother's cat for half a month he would meow at the top of the stairs at night, then he stopped when he became used to our house.
User avatar #11 - advice (02/05/2015) [-]
maybe it's just talking to you, did you try meowing back?
#22 - flybager (02/05/2015) [-]
This look right here
Sorry about the awfull saturation
User avatar #21 - flybager (02/05/2015) [-]
Yes. then she gives me this look of disgust.
#14 - I've lived here all my life and even I don't understand most of it. 02/04/2015 on Ron Paul 2016 +4
#18 - Someone wake me when they explain the fact that the actively f… 02/04/2015 on Team fortress origins 0
#91 - 'S what mine did with Chickenpox.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2015 on Accurate +1
User avatar #159 - soldiertwo (02/04/2015) [-]
ye better haveing chickenpox at 5 than hellfire at age 18.
#31 - The last two are higher on my list of songs, come at me bro, c… 01/30/2015 on Worst Songs of 2007 +1
#5 - If it looks stupid, but works, it aint stupid.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2015 on Redneck Ingenuity +1
#19 - fefe (01/30/2015) [-]
Nobody said it was stupid, just redneck
#5 - What? No, impossible. You can't have a conversation by yourself... 01/29/2015 on "Friends" +3
#8 - I have been on off trying to hatch one for a year now. With ea… 01/27/2015 on No pressure whatsoever 0
#9 - so, any explanation for the random ones I've never heard of wo…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2015 on All the Pokemon maps combined 0
User avatar #10 - ascendant (01/27/2015) [-]
My guess is a combination of regions from spin-off games: Pokemon Colosseum, Pokemon Ranger etc.
#7 - Hair tends to do that when growing up.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/27/2015 on Hardcore Working Mother +3
User avatar #8 - msrdotwozero (01/27/2015) [-]
mine was black then blonde then black. Im still sure my parents and some other couple swapped when we were small
User avatar #10 - goodhomer (01/27/2015) [-]
Mine was platinum blond, then blond, then dirty blond, and now is dark blond.
User avatar #71 - xgreenmaidenx (01/27/2015) [-]
Me too, but only that now I have this brown ash colour.
#69 - xgreenmaidenx has deleted their comment.
#32 - Technically they're not on the grass.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2015 on Hand Sanitizer 0
#39 - thethirddoctor (01/27/2015) [-]
Technically you don't have a dick up your arse m8!
#4 - The **** was the other guy trying to do, pet him with h… 01/27/2015 on Headshot +2
#29 - Food in your mouth, or you're sick and it hurts like hell. 01/26/2015 on sneeze advice 0
#33 - Comment deleted 01/25/2015 on Based Mom 0
#2 - Looks like a containment breach of an SCP has been found. You'…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/23/2015 on Odd comics +12
User avatar #11 - nustix (01/23/2015) [-]
I know about the scp thing and all but I still dont get what you are reffering to.
User avatar #13 - alexandrz (01/23/2015) [-]
The foundation would be all over that blood gun.
User avatar #14 - nustix (01/23/2015) [-]
Ah I see.
#64 - In nature you never know when your next meal will come, someth… 01/23/2015 on Leaving grandma's house... 0
#90 - I do that often, seem like the most polite thing to do.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2015 on When everybody chooses the... +2
#91 - deltoraquest (01/23/2015) [-]
thank you
User avatar #92 - Bruda (01/23/2015) [-]
I do it too but if you get a level 2 sentry and don't build your dispenser instead take from my while I try to build my sentry then fuck you.
#17 - Christ, I mixed up his name with macklemore and got really confused 01/22/2015 on Can you be Moore of a faggot? +1
#8 - No matter what it's better to train a pokemon from the ground … 01/19/2015 on Shiny Wooper! 0
#3 - Caught Yvelta with an unevolved team?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2015 on Not so rare anymore... 0
User avatar #5 - damnusername (01/17/2015) [-]
Master ball.
#25 - Not to mention space toilets have suction so it won't float freely. 01/17/2015 on Ole Ole Ole Ole +1

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#32 - hugsta ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #33 to #32 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
y u do dis
User avatar #11 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey, just thought I'd pop in and say hi.

^_^
User avatar #12 to #11 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, hey, what's up, thought you forgot about me.
User avatar #13 to #12 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah man, just hard keeping up with all my fans.
How's it going?
User avatar #14 to #13 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Fine, I occasionally see you on Steam.
User avatar #15 to #14 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
As do I. Have any favorite games?
User avatar #16 to #15 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
I have so many it's hard to chose... I'm not the type who settles with only a single type of game, one month I'm enjoying FPS, the next it's sandbox, then it's puzzle.
User avatar #17 to #16 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

Did you enjoy my last comic?
User avatar #18 to #17 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Self promoting bastard. (yes)
User avatar #19 to #18 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey man, I'm just asking for feedback is all.

But I'm glad you liked it. Anything you think I should improve or work on?
User avatar #20 to #19 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah, no criticism, just a couple questions though; the heck is Luna dressed as, Mars? And since when was Venus femanazi?
User avatar #21 to #20 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Luna is dressed up as the red spy from TF2.

As for Venus, since her name stems from... well Venus from Roman mythology, the goddess of beauty, and the obvious contrast from the planet Venus (A literal hell hole), the chances it would be feminazi are pretty high.
User avatar #24 to #23 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, what kind of game?
User avatar #26 to #24 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
We have a couple multiplayer games in common, how about Starbound, never played that multi.
User avatar #27 to #26 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hmm... There really hasn't been much to do since the devs abandoned the game.

You think it would be a good co-op session?
User avatar #28 to #27 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
They haven't abandoned entirely, just hyatus for official updates, they're working hard on it, just not releasing their work. Can still get the Nightly builds, but they tend to be broken and unfinished for obvious reasons. On second thought, though, how about Terraria? I haven't played that in a long while.
User avatar #29 to #28 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Terraria eh? Sounds fun but what would we do?
User avatar #31 to #29 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Running out of space, we can chat on Steam if ya want
User avatar #30 to #29 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Start chars from scratch and just play. Unless you mean how we play multi, in which case I was hoping you knew >.>
User avatar #25 to #24 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
The kind that you play.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
ah, I see.
User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
#8 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello :3
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