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Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:Windsor Vermont USA
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#14 - At lease male circumcision has a few (pseudo) positives, femal…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Priorities +3
User avatar #55 - themajesticsnail (10/28/2014) [-]
Can you explain the positive points?
I went to wikipedia and /b/ to read and ask about it, but some studies said it was useful, others said that it was bad, and others said it didn't have any advantajes so it wouldn't be worth the risk to have a circumcision.
/b/ was pretty worthless too.
#62 - imagebandetector (10/28/2014) [-]
Didn't do too much in-depth research, but here's what I found on the first few search results from sites apart from the ones that were incredibly biased against it with no legitimate sources:
- A decreased risk of urinary tract infections.
- A reduced risk of some sexually transmitted diseases in men like HIV or HPV.
- Protection against penile cancer and a reduced risk of cervical cancer in female sex partners.
- Prevention of balanitis (inflammation of the glans) and balanoposthitis (inflammation of the glans and foreskin).
- Prevention of phimosis (the inability to retract the foreskin) and paraphimosis (the inability to return the foreskin to its original location).
- Makes it easier to keep the end of the penis clean.

To be fair, some of these positives don't really matter so long as you maintain good hygiene and wear protection when having sex.
User avatar #60 - Blargosnarf (10/28/2014) [-]
Like I said, it's akin to pseudo science with inconclusive results, sometimes there's a correlation other times it's purely coincidence. Possible positives are disease prevention as the membrane of the underside of the foreskin is gone, also with less of a hiding place for bacteria, the penis will grow larger when the subject reaches puberty, and since we still have heavy fluctuations within the testing of what genes and conditions cause penis size this is near unprovable, the penis will be easier to clean, which is actually factual, but for the same reason it would be easy to keep your nails trimmed by amputating your arm, and less sexual promiscuity, but this is logically false as sexual drive is determined by a balance of hormones released by the testicles.

The drawbacks typically outweigh the possible positives, but because it's part of our culture, and retarded pompous teenage sluts think foreskins look gross, it is still common practice even outside of religion, only recently has it been removed from American law that newborns must be circumcised... unfortunately a year too late for me, mind you...
#93 - zandersave (10/28/2014) [-]
less bacteria means larger growth? Please do explain.
User avatar #147 - Blargosnarf (10/28/2014) [-]
Sorry, I worded that badly, two different factors.
#2 - If you carry it everywhere how will it get exercise?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Best umbrella ettiquette +3
User avatar #4 - pappalol (10/27/2014) [-]
I´m not saying carrying it everywhere, i´m saying if the gods above start to piss down on you, pick up your little dog.
User avatar #3 - adu (10/27/2014) [-]
Tie a plastic alligator to it.
#39 - He ate it.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2014 on (untitled) +1
#41 - iamkagji (10/27/2014) [-]
#6 - reminds me of Skate 3 glitches. 10/27/2014 on Sick moves bruh +2
#48 - And? 10/26/2014 on Party like its 14/14/14 2 0
#16 - I belong with the kind that eats like a horse but somehow lost… 10/25/2014 on Where do you belong? 0
#55 - The Covenant shot itself in the dick when they decided to schi…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2014 on perspective on scale +7
User avatar #228 - captchakid (10/25/2014) [-]
Better question, how did humanity challenge, and put up a good fight against, the Forerunners?
#5 - The *********** is strong in this one. 10/24/2014 on transginger +1
#15 - Funny how momentous and destructive the domino effect can be. 10/24/2014 on Me with anything regarding... 0
#12 - Hm, an influx of *********** , interesting... 10/24/2014 on Rocket Man 0
#58 - I remember a scene in AVsP;R an Alien eating by continuously s… 10/24/2014 on Gamergate are xenomorphs now. 0
#14 - It'd be great to know what the **** the graph is …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on You never everr go full... 0
#15 - zenthos (10/22/2014) [-]
Faggot its tweets per day in a unit on the measured in thousands over time in dates.

Nigger

#15 - Or perhaps trying to shout at a deathclaw. 10/21/2014 on i love it 0
#19 - if this is real he already desecrated his own name, and the na…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/21/2014 on 8chan's "first" meme 0
#39 - anotherponyaccount (10/22/2014) [-]
What if he's just from a 'McDojo"
#23 - herecomesjohnny (10/21/2014) [-]
tell that to this alpha male
#21 - ninheldin (10/21/2014) [-]
Yea, but at least here in the US most martial arts schools just teach the physical part and don't even cover the wisdom or spiritual part.
#4 - As of the first dragon war every mortal on Nirn had been given… 10/21/2014 on ever wondered 0
#77 - As much as I try, I cannot every learn. 10/21/2014 on My new Bae +11
#63 - ...you're saying Jesus was fabricated?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2014 on For the next time you see... +2
#64 - tehllorter (10/20/2014) [-]
sorry I didn't insert a comma before jesus dont be mean about it
#81 - mwhighlander (10/20/2014) [-]
#4 - There's the murals of greatness and beauty, then there's the s… 10/20/2014 on street art 0
#46 - Nice attempt but the citations are right at the bottom of the post.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/20/2014 on For the next time you see... +3
#61 - tehllorter (10/20/2014) [-]
those are fabricated jesus
User avatar #85 - TheBearerOfBadNews (10/20/2014) [-]
wait.. what? how in fuck are they fabricated?
User avatar #63 - Blargosnarf (10/20/2014) [-]
...you're saying Jesus was fabricated?
#64 - tehllorter (10/20/2014) [-]
sorry I didn't insert a comma before jesus dont be mean about it
#81 - mwhighlander (10/20/2014) [-]
#10 - Nuh uh, only men have urethras, girls have uvulas! 10/19/2014 on phantacts knowledge of women -2
#40 - If Tony Stark had the inspiration, but no money. 10/19/2014 on Cosplay motivation for... 0
#2 - I did that once or twice, completely choked up while feeling t… 10/19/2014 on We have all been here. 0
#115 - There was plenty of vacant space in his head.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on Under The Train +37
User avatar #116 - Mahazama (10/19/2014) [-]
This comment deserves so much.
#3 - THIS IS ALDUIN, FIRST BORN OF AKATOSH!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on This guy is definitely... +39
#128 - look at this majestic **** . 10/19/2014 on You know you want to +10
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User avatar #11 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey, just thought I'd pop in and say hi.

^_^
User avatar #12 to #11 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, hey, what's up, thought you forgot about me.
User avatar #13 to #12 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah man, just hard keeping up with all my fans.
How's it going?
User avatar #14 to #13 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Fine, I occasionally see you on Steam.
User avatar #15 to #14 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
As do I. Have any favorite games?
User avatar #16 to #15 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
I have so many it's hard to chose... I'm not the type who settles with only a single type of game, one month I'm enjoying FPS, the next it's sandbox, then it's puzzle.
User avatar #17 to #16 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

Did you enjoy my last comic?
User avatar #18 to #17 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Self promoting bastard. (yes)
User avatar #19 to #18 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey man, I'm just asking for feedback is all.

But I'm glad you liked it. Anything you think I should improve or work on?
User avatar #20 to #19 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah, no criticism, just a couple questions though; the heck is Luna dressed as, Mars? And since when was Venus femanazi?
User avatar #21 to #20 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Luna is dressed up as the red spy from TF2.

As for Venus, since her name stems from... well Venus from Roman mythology, the goddess of beauty, and the obvious contrast from the planet Venus (A literal hell hole), the chances it would be feminazi are pretty high.
User avatar #24 to #23 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, what kind of game?
User avatar #26 to #24 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
We have a couple multiplayer games in common, how about Starbound, never played that multi.
User avatar #27 to #26 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hmm... There really hasn't been much to do since the devs abandoned the game.

You think it would be a good co-op session?
User avatar #28 to #27 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
They haven't abandoned entirely, just hyatus for official updates, they're working hard on it, just not releasing their work. Can still get the Nightly builds, but they tend to be broken and unfinished for obvious reasons. On second thought, though, how about Terraria? I haven't played that in a long while.
User avatar #29 to #28 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Terraria eh? Sounds fun but what would we do?
User avatar #31 to #29 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Running out of space, we can chat on Steam if ya want
User avatar #30 to #29 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Start chars from scratch and just play. Unless you mean how we play multi, in which case I was hoping you knew >.>
User avatar #25 to #24 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
The kind that you play.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
ah, I see.
User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
#8 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello :3
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