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Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
Last Login:9/16/2014
Location:Windsor Vermont USA
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#7 - Sonic can easily do mature, Sonic Team however have their head…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/24/2014 on More Sonic Stuff 0
User avatar #15 - theseventhmirror (06/25/2014) [-]
Evidence, the comics.
User avatar #10 - drakevil (06/24/2014) [-]
Sonic team is the one where appears the Neo Metal Sonic, right?
User avatar #12 - grrphc (06/24/2014) [-]
....What?
User avatar #11 - Blargosnarf (06/24/2014) [-]
...the hell did you just say? Sonic Team is a branch from SEGA exclusively for Sonic related content.
#13 - drakevil (06/24/2014) [-]
Oh fuck! I confused with Sonic Heroes! I think i'm going to punch myself right now.
#9 - "Hello, yes, something's wrong with my Rabbit, he lost hi… 06/24/2014 on They Tried +5
#12 - My guess is, on a patient who truely has experienced actual me… 06/24/2014 on tumblr +9
#2 - you see what happens when soccer (Futball) players can do when…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/24/2014 on Went better than expected -12
#13 - anonymous (06/24/2014) [-]
Yes, we aren't all stereotypical tumbltards.
User avatar #11 - rarityrarityrarity (06/24/2014) [-]
you see what happens when autistic people call football soccer.
#26 - xsap (06/24/2014) [-]
i don't think you have any saying on whos autistic hen you have a MLP profile pic and a name of a one of the pony's that are the symbol of highest form of autism in your name
#21 - EvilPixelKillr (06/24/2014) [-]
Its the same fucking game
User avatar #10 - qqmumu (06/24/2014) [-]
Yeah we know, cause we are some who actually watch football, and don't just think that the .gifs on this page is representative for an entire sport, because we have never watched more than a half game.
#6 - anonymous (06/24/2014) [-]
if you're gonna put the u in it, just write it in German Fußball(or Fussball if you don't have the alt code)
User avatar #7 - myitems (06/24/2014) [-]
It's the Hungarian way of spelling it you uncultured swine.
User avatar #5 - killthebilly (06/24/2014) [-]
of course he wouldn't start crying and faking it here, he had the perfect opportunity to get a goal.
User avatar #18 - fishandkids (06/24/2014) [-]
Ronaldo always does that. Does not matter if he is trough on goal, he always falls over in the box.
User avatar #32 - killthebilly (06/25/2014) [-]
Nah he doesn't. He really doesn't.
#33 - Vulpix of course. 06/23/2014 on Which is yours? +1
#211 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on What's Your Last Song +1
#302 - anonymous (06/24/2014) [-]
Nice one, I like Nickleback too.
#54 - "Nyeh nyeh nyeh free will is an illusion" anybody wi… 06/23/2014 on This Week In Science +2
#78 - so... does that Include GT? And Kai? IF not, then where's the …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on Tough Choice 0
User avatar #85 - Shramin (06/23/2014) [-]
It only says DBZ, GT is not DBZ GT its DB GT.
#8 - Damn, that is actually a beautiful picture. 06/21/2014 on how about nope ? +4
#9 - I'm sure many people do, it's a ferocious animal acting adorab… 06/21/2014 on Affectionate Cheetah +3
#15 - Strange, I've only heard it pronounced as "fahj"  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2014 on Nostalgia +2
User avatar #54 - mrselfdestruct (06/20/2014) [-]
you have a point there.
#253 - then I guess I misread it. 06/19/2014 on Myths about Japan Part 2. 0
#14 - So, sexuality is very open and explorative... but yet they sti…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Myths about Japan Part 2. +31
User avatar #266 - Kairyuka (06/19/2014) [-]
They USED to be very open about their sexuality, but then they decided they really wanted to please America and thus took in their shyness towards sexuality to a whole new level
#252 - anonymous (06/19/2014) [-]
but it says sex is a private matter, not open...
User avatar #253 - Blargosnarf (06/19/2014) [-]
then I guess I misread it.
User avatar #219 - livefromtokyo (06/19/2014) [-]
actually sex is not very open at all. I rarely even see people holding hands (and when i do it is normally only high school people). and I have yet to see anyone kiss out in the open.

My japanese friends have told me that it is actually unusual for couples (even married ones) to have sex in their houses (perhaps it is because japanese walls tend to be thinner than elsewhere) But many people go to "love hotels" to have sex.

In fact, the japanese population is dwindling because people are not interested in sex. (or so says the newspapers) There are campaigns to try to get people to go out and have more sex and the government has setup incentives for people to start families.

Masturbation of the other hand is huge in Japan. It is completely on a whole other level.
I have a friend who works at a spanking bondage shop that only opens late at night. She says that old businessmen will come in groups to watch her and to, well, spank her. They aren't allowed to do anything other than that but she said that generally they don't seem to want to do anything other than that. I guess one for the wank bank?
User avatar #29 - bizengaust (06/18/2014) [-]
It's weird right? The censorship laws are a little......strange to say the least. You can show a woman having sex with an octopus and it's a piece of art but if you show pubes then you have to cover that shit up.
User avatar #83 - crimsonsunshine (06/19/2014) [-]
also any porn made for selling to outside japan is uncensored.
User avatar #81 - crimsonsunshine (06/19/2014) [-]
they were put in place around WWII and no one changed them.
#28 - grogovic (06/18/2014) [-]
They don't censor their porn, their dicks are so tiny it comes out pixelated.
#338 - sanbonzakura (06/19/2014) [-]
#127 - lionsoil (06/19/2014) [-]
#116 - saltyfries (06/19/2014) [-]
fuck i'm laughing to hard at this one
User avatar #31 - kjoni (06/18/2014) [-]
klekl
#10 - Honestly, I think it was more of a magical evolution than a ge… 06/18/2014 on play your videogames, or no... 0
#37 - I would still very much like to know how they've been doing no…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on Expiration Date 0
User avatar #83 - wliia (06/18/2014) [-]
I always assumed that Soldier shared Merasmus' pills with the other mercs.
#10 - They are two faces of insanity, Soldier is loud and outgoing, …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2014 on SEDUCE ME +20
User avatar #132 - enclavexremnant (06/19/2014) [-]
Pyro thinks he is spreading love and happiness everywhere when in actuality he is burnign everything.
#135 - markonj (06/19/2014) [-]
So he tried to love the bread monster?
I wonder how it looked like to him. A big bunny rabbit maybe
#5 - "We don't have much in stock because all our livestock ke…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #15 - mrtwilightsparkle (06/18/2014) [-]
Plot twist: Animals have survived without antibiotics for millions of years.
User avatar #12 - citruslord (06/18/2014) [-]
Except that farms that don't use large quantities of antibiotics also don't keep them in incredibly unsanitary and inhumane conditions like common factory farms, which is why they get sick in the first place. Standing in your own shit will do that.. They generally eat real food too.
That whole thing with antibiotic resistant diseases is mostly brought on by the massive amount of antibiotics they dump into their feed.
User avatar #10 - stickmanz (06/18/2014) [-]
see, odds are when they say anti biotic free, they mean they don't dump a surpluss into there foods, which transfers to humans and can cause issues with super viruses and such. they'd still be vaccinated.
#14 - Okay, call me culturally inept or ***************** …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2014 on only in china couple editon -3
#72 - anonymous (06/18/2014) [-]
Unrefrigerated egg can last up to a month, maybe some of them gone bad by then, but not all.
User avatar #27 - pedokuma (06/18/2014) [-]
fish are kept alive in water, brought out only when the fish at front are all sold.
meat is directly taken out of freshly killed animals, which are stored somewhere nearby. they do not sell meat from yesterday's batch.
the speed at which the products leave the butcher's selling table is fast, no meat or fish stays there for more than a few hours. they only bring out a set amount that will be bought quickly and replenished.
eggs DO NOT need to be refridgerated. They last a decent amount of time.
There's always a market less than half an hour away from you in asia. once you buy your meat you go home and cook it or freeze it.

#19 - quiescat (06/18/2014) [-]
so wild guess most of the people buying from a open air market either don't have the coolers your speaking about anyways or know they would need use it soon.

the eggs are far less of a concern

also if this is outrageous to you please for the love of god never look into how poorly your food is shipped prepared or stored you might have a stroke , just my observations from working at both a restaurant and a grocery story
#12 - I am 40% Scottish, 25% Irish, 35% English and 5% French, and b…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Super delayed action... -1
User avatar #38 - konradkurze (06/18/2014) [-]
youre still 100% european
User avatar #46 - xxbandwagonxx (06/18/2014) [-]
100% American
#14 - But if it's mated with a sub species, it then in turn only cre… 06/18/2014 on fin +1
#12 - Because of genetics, if he mated with his clone, that clone wo…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2014 on fin +1
User avatar #13 - comicexplain (06/18/2014) [-]
in fairness, even if the clone turns out male, it could have been a viable reproduction method, at least till a suitable sub-species was found.
User avatar #15 - comicexplain (06/18/2014) [-]
Either way, they've been trying to do exactly that with the real one.
User avatar #14 - Blargosnarf (06/18/2014) [-]
But if it's mated with a sub species, it then in turn only creates a separate "mutt", and unless you mate two half mutts together with perfect conditions, which in biological science is damn near impossible, you will never get the the lost species back again. If a species can only survive purely on artificial means, while remaining sexual in reproduction, is it truly living as a viable species?
#12 - The same can be said about ignorance of basic grade school lev… 06/18/2014 on Science +17
#8 - ...*sigh*... Why does this emotionally affect me...?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on haters 0
#9 - larknok (06/18/2014) [-]
because they're anthropomorphized colorful horses.

Jesus Christ, if they were 100% horse they would fucking buck your face in and run away.
#23 - Well, all discrimination aside, she is kinda scary... Looks l… 06/18/2014 on KFC... -4
#31 - And?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on cannot be unseen 0
User avatar #32 - badgerbaiting (06/18/2014) [-]
Nothing. It was a mindblower when I found out.
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User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
#8 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
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#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello :3
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