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Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
Last Login:12/28/2014
Location:Windsor Vermont USA
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#18 - I have absolutely no ******* clue who you are, bu… 09/02/2014 on Cancer free +2
#2 - Oh my god, you can't just ask someone why they have wings! 09/01/2014 on optimus prime jr 0
#55 - Titans don't have dicks  [+] (11 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Mikasa's Thirst Is Real +8
User avatar #68 - rihardololz (09/01/2014) [-]
but she meant size of it
#57 - samxdaxman (09/01/2014) [-]
Everything is possible in porn.
#126 - zahidlol (09/01/2014) [-]
Please tell me this isn't photoshopped,
User avatar #132 - samxdaxman (09/01/2014) [-]
Nope, it's from an actual porn. I've read it, and I couldn't even fap because of how fucking hilarious it is. Couldn't even keep a boner because of all the funny shit they threw at me. But there is a major spoiler for the manga at the end. I'll see if I can find it, it's buried somewhere deep in my 1785 favorites on this site.
User avatar #133 - zahidlol (09/01/2014) [-]
Then you know what I'm going to ask for right?
User avatar #136 - samxdaxman (09/01/2014) [-]

Here you go. I still laughed at it. Again, spoilers if you haven't read the manga.
#142 - TheFixer (09/02/2014) [-]
... penis milk... bahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahah ahahahaahhahahahahahahzhahahahahahahahahaha
#143 - samxdaxman (09/02/2014) [-]
>Mikasa starts fucking Eren with the 3DMG

That's when I really lost my shit
User avatar #138 - zahidlol (09/01/2014) [-]
Wait, this isn't the blood of your first born!

Naw jk thanks a lot man!
User avatar #139 - samxdaxman (09/01/2014) [-]
Haha, jokes on you, you have to have sex in order to have a first born! SUCK IT BIATCH!

No problem dude, always a pleasure to supply source.
User avatar #134 - samxdaxman (09/01/2014) [-]
Oh I knew what you were asking far before you commented. I'm looking through my favorites now, I'll post it here when I find it.
#31 - ...You people do realize that just because something is incred…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2014 on GG confirmed for SJWs 0
#46 - anonymous (09/01/2014) [-]
You think I don't understand? I've been through depression for various times, each of them was "triggered" by weird shit like:
"The house smells different... guess I'm feeling like shit for six months now eh?"
"Oh boy I heard a really sad song on the radio... guess I'll cry myself to sleep for the rest of the year"
I wish I was kidding.
The thing is, no one knows what sets you off, and a random entertainer on the web shouldn't care about those things, it's hardly anyone's business and an excuse for a little extra dose of attention.
#38 - Because the sun is nuclear fusion, not combustion.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/31/2014 on No kill like overkill +10
#50 - xxhadesflamesxx (08/31/2014) [-]
fairly certain thats what he meant to start fusion on the planet
#39 - swagfagit (08/31/2014) [-]
#19 - Huh, I thought they throw those letters into the furnace and s…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2014 on Oh children 0
User avatar #41 - thesuperintendent (09/01/2014) [-]
nah man, and you should see the amount of oreos people send to the base my brother is stationed at.
#268 - I wish for this wish to never be granted. I wish this… 08/30/2014 on Wishes +1
#37 - It might be Ramon and Marcelline. 08/30/2014 on Doc and Mharti 0
#4 - > Not cutesy and/or pornographic 0/10, bad fan art.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on fear the bunnies +8
User avatar #5 - thealmightyantler (08/31/2014) [-]
Well it looks like its about to be pornographic.
#34 - Raul and Martha?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Doc and Mharti 0
User avatar #36 - unfitninjuh (08/30/2014) [-]
Rob and Marcus
User avatar #37 - Blargosnarf (08/30/2014) [-]
It might be Ramon and Marcelline.
#2 - "FIRE! FIRE! Don't worry master, I'll get it!"  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on Princess +27
#3 - sirowlington (08/31/2014) [-]
"UGLY! UGLY! Don't worry master, I'll get it!"
#13 - So uh... would it be worth it in any way to invest in a "…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Homer and the "new" 3DS. 0
User avatar #35 - ivoryhammer (08/31/2014) [-]
If you care enough about a few exclusives including a Xenoblade port and increased power for some games(like Pokemon gets choppy with the 3D on in battles) and an analogue stick for Smash 4 and Kid Icarus and other games.
#20 - anonymous (08/30/2014) [-]
I'd say that, if you already have a 3DS, it's definitely not a necessary purchase. Still, it has some pretty cool new features. It really comes down to how you intend to use your 3DS and whether or not your planning on purchasing games that make use of the new features. I like dual analog controls and will probably be buying a few amiibos, but don't want to deal with the peripherals necessary to use those features on the current versions. Plus, having the 3D function from any angle, longer battery life, and automatic adjustment to lighting is a great bonus if your going to play while traveling. 2x download speed and MicroSD card support is a big plus for anyone who frequents the eShop. Lastly, the boosted CPU gives the new versions enough power to support some things that the current 3DSs can't, like Gamecube/Wii ports. If you don't already have a 3DS, your probably better off waiting for this to come out, either for the new features or the price-cut on the current version.
User avatar #32 - brokentrucker (08/31/2014) [-]
I hope it's similarly priced to the original 3DS....I'm trading mine in and buying one of these.
#27 - Can't tell if joking, or retarded, but I'll give you the benef… 08/30/2014 on Tumblrerism Anything and... 0
#9 - I wouldn't hold your breath, friend. 08/30/2014 on MLG +2
#128 - Well, you'll look cool, for, like, eight years, then you look … 08/30/2014 on Best anti-smoking ad yet +2
#8 - Ha haaaa... furthest I ever got was only one resurrection. …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on Bad decisions... 0
User avatar #9 - naruzumono (08/30/2014) [-]
My chao won every race and was a immortal hero type.

Went to play it after a year and found out my mum had thrown the gamecube away. I was so fucking upset
#6 - Time you enjoyed wasting is never wasted time.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Bad decisions... 0
User avatar #7 - naruzumono (08/30/2014) [-]
Spent most my time trying to get all 3 immortal chaos.
User avatar #8 - Blargosnarf (08/30/2014) [-]
Ha haaaa... furthest I ever got was only one resurrection.

I did manage to get an all S stat chao though... unfortunately, when you interbreed Chao for eighteen plus generations apparently they will always have the angry eyes/toothy smile. Better than horrific birth defects I suppose.
User avatar #9 - naruzumono (08/30/2014) [-]
My chao won every race and was a immortal hero type.

Went to play it after a year and found out my mum had thrown the gamecube away. I was so fucking upset
#19 - ... **** , what's this show called?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Doc and Mharti +2
User avatar #33 - createdjustnow (08/30/2014) [-]
rock and marty i think
User avatar #34 - Blargosnarf (08/30/2014) [-]
Raul and Martha?
User avatar #36 - unfitninjuh (08/30/2014) [-]
Rob and Marcus
User avatar #37 - Blargosnarf (08/30/2014) [-]
It might be Ramon and Marcelline.
#62 - I WANT ONE WHAT IS IT CALLED!?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/30/2014 on fish is amazed by science +2
#97 - rollfourexplain (08/30/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 8,070**

Cuttlefish. It's important to note that their poison is awful. It paralyzes your entire body and you die because you can't move your lungs, suffocating to death.
User avatar #73 - majormayor (08/30/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's a baby cuttlefish.
#47 - Well perhaps he moved his pieces into instant checkmate, you d…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Checkmate him to death +1
User avatar #48 - pokimone (08/30/2014) [-]
While there are a few ways to get the king into checkmate before putting him in check, they almost all revolve around the same couple of moves right off the bat, and somehow, I don't think superman is stupid enough to fall for the same trick 5 times in a row.
User avatar #117 - alucardhell (08/30/2014) [-]
1)You are overestimating superman's intelligence level
2) the idea is that he keeps getting more and more frustrated that flash keeps on telling him that gun control is not a high priority that he keeps loosing faster and faster. Thus the 7 checkmates in 5 frames.
User avatar #118 - pokimone (08/30/2014) [-]
I imagine superman is about as smart as the average guy, I'm not saying I'm an expert on this, but I don't know many people who can be tricked into a quick checkmate like that, unless they're going by tourny rules.
#23 - "One of these things is not like the other, one of these … 08/30/2014 on Five Nights at Freddy's in... 0
#3 - Yes he's joking you ******* idiot! There's no way…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2014 on A Fox +7
User avatar #4 - warzon (08/30/2014) [-]
Shit, people know about my spider cow fox.
#5 - Ah, one more thing I really never wanted to see presented before me. 08/29/2014 on An excellent rectangle indeed! +1
#10 - It's a bit harder to judge natural selection for a creature th…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2014 on They're doing it from pole... 0
#13 - funbaggy (08/29/2014) [-]
That is why animals often have many babies because they drop like flies.
User avatar #11 - listerthepessimist (08/29/2014) [-]
fair point
#13 - I enjoyed it... not as much as 1 or 2, but I still liked it. 08/29/2014 on "ultra" vs "low" 0
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User avatar #11 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey, just thought I'd pop in and say hi.

User avatar #12 to #11 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, hey, what's up, thought you forgot about me.
User avatar #13 to #12 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah man, just hard keeping up with all my fans.
How's it going?
User avatar #14 to #13 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Fine, I occasionally see you on Steam.
User avatar #15 to #14 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
As do I. Have any favorite games?
User avatar #16 to #15 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
I have so many it's hard to chose... I'm not the type who settles with only a single type of game, one month I'm enjoying FPS, the next it's sandbox, then it's puzzle.
User avatar #17 to #16 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

Did you enjoy my last comic?
User avatar #18 to #17 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Self promoting bastard. (yes)
User avatar #19 to #18 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey man, I'm just asking for feedback is all.

But I'm glad you liked it. Anything you think I should improve or work on?
User avatar #20 to #19 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah, no criticism, just a couple questions though; the heck is Luna dressed as, Mars? And since when was Venus femanazi?
User avatar #21 to #20 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Luna is dressed up as the red spy from TF2.

As for Venus, since her name stems from... well Venus from Roman mythology, the goddess of beauty, and the obvious contrast from the planet Venus (A literal hell hole), the chances it would be feminazi are pretty high.
User avatar #24 to #23 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, what kind of game?
User avatar #26 to #24 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
We have a couple multiplayer games in common, how about Starbound, never played that multi.
User avatar #27 to #26 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hmm... There really hasn't been much to do since the devs abandoned the game.

You think it would be a good co-op session?
User avatar #28 to #27 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
They haven't abandoned entirely, just hyatus for official updates, they're working hard on it, just not releasing their work. Can still get the Nightly builds, but they tend to be broken and unfinished for obvious reasons. On second thought, though, how about Terraria? I haven't played that in a long while.
User avatar #29 to #28 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Terraria eh? Sounds fun but what would we do?
User avatar #31 to #29 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Running out of space, we can chat on Steam if ya want
User avatar #30 to #29 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Start chars from scratch and just play. Unless you mean how we play multi, in which case I was hoping you knew >.>
User avatar #25 to #24 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
The kind that you play.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
ah, I see.
User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
#8 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello :3
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