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Steam Profile: rayman224
Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
Last Login:9/23/2014
Location:Windsor Vermont USA
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#132 - Only a Sith deals in absolutes... you could be bi-sexual. 07/03/2014 on sparkyoneonetwo's home life 0
#4 - I just grab the ******* handle because I'm not a …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Mysophobia 0
User avatar #15 - darksideofthebeast (07/04/2014) [-]
Germophobic people can't help the way they are, just like you can't help coming off as a total dickbag by calling them weirdos.
It's a mental problem that they can't control, just like depression, anxiety, schizophrenia ETC...
User avatar #16 - Blargosnarf (07/04/2014) [-]
I was joking, don't take it so seriously.
User avatar #17 - darksideofthebeast (07/04/2014) [-]
Fair enough, but you get my point.
#8 - theXsjados (07/03/2014) [-]
Except for the people who came before you who didn't wash their hands after flushing the toilet and then used the door handle.
User avatar #6 - kevinator (07/03/2014) [-]
that's why you flush with your shoe/boot
#18 - CIS White Male (07/04/2014) [-]
It's a good thing everyone does that. (sarcasm)
#19 - Well, he's not so much as impersonating Jesus as he is wearing… 07/03/2014 on Cops and Jesus 0
#1 - What the **** kind of throw is that!? Christ, I t…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on photoshop 0
#4 - CIS White Male (07/03/2014) [-]
Someone who liked other things and therefore never bothered playing basket ball.

"What kind of shit pirouette is that? I pirouetted better in grade school!"
#2 - Looks more like a Jackal Elite crossbreed... *shudders at ment…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on halo +1
User avatar #3 - jackmanagan (07/03/2014) [-]
and a grunt in the background slapping her little grunt cunt

making grunt noises

you should submit this idea to deviant art im sure someone would love to do this
#6 - If they had attached the floatation devices to the bottom they… 07/03/2014 on i spot a joke in the tags +3
#116 - One thing leads to another and US drops two atomic bombs on Japan.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2014 on Fuck jennifer 0
#129 - greatphanacttwo (07/02/2014) [-]
One thing leads to another and *prrrrrrrrrrp*
#13 - These aren't "realistic", these are just high detail…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2014 on Realistic-Looking Pok√©mon... +123
User avatar #27 - theghostrider (07/02/2014) [-]
Exactly. I've seen realistic models of Pokemon and they don't look creepy.
#18 - acivcrusader (07/02/2014) [-]
i agree, the only one that can be called as realistic is the drowzee and maybe electabuzz, the others or are draw different just for the sake of being creepy (gastly's mouth/ haunter's claws) or the artist got something something really wrong (Evee's eyes / Darkrai meat root like lower body)
#76 - CIS White Male (07/02/2014) [-]
I think darkrai's meat root lower body was an attempt to make it "realistic" as in the idea that ghosts (or whatever darkrai is (a spirit that haunts dreams or something?) aren't real. I think the idea is that if a person saw it, they might mistake it for a ghost and then an urban legend spreads about a ghost pokemon (altho II agree I think this looks a lot worse than the actual design of darkrai but it sure is creative)
#8 - I too have made the intercourse with the female vagina, let us… 07/02/2014 on Indian Newspaper Sex ed +1
#16 - I'd say he was perfectly fine, if he didn't take the name &quo… 07/01/2014 on fun facts +1
#45 - This ******** is starting to delve into literal r… 07/01/2014 on "Equality" 0
#22 - Instantly what jolts to mind is that image series of a cop cho… 07/01/2014 on Guess the Race +8
#7 - My balls clenched when I saw it, didn't notice at first. 07/01/2014 on mfw +1
#37 - A bite from both, I can assure you, will be fatal.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2014 on QUIT TOUCHING ME FAGGOT +2
User avatar #41 - kennyh (06/30/2014) [-]
nah.
two totaly different types of venom. A brown recluse is almost never fatal because its hemotoxic venom just rots off whatever it injects, very painful, very painful treatment, but not fatal on your finger.
Black widow, with its neurotoxin can be fatal buuuut rarely is unless it bites multiple times or on the elderly.
#78 - ohsopainful (07/01/2014) [-]
thank you for the clarification, dude.
#38 - ohsopainful (06/30/2014) [-]
both at one time, most likely. but not individually.
#14 - The fact that it even uses the word "magically" deno… 06/30/2014 on Original Prankster +1
#10 - ...are you ******* serious?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on The Future Soon +3
User avatar #11 - syrenthra (06/30/2014) [-]
Yep, none of them take it too seriously, they will usually slip up and just say, "sorry, we gotta say first-year, but yeah". Everyone thinks it is bullshit, the only thing I can figure is there is some feminazi-isque woman on some board that got it through
#12 - I wasn't talking particularly about Mario 2... 06/30/2014 on How to be a Super Player 0
#7 - Oh, I should have expected something so stupid.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2014 on The Future Soon +24
User avatar #9 - syrenthra (06/30/2014) [-]
Wanna know how far it is going? My college has it so the the Resident Assistants and such have to call Freshmen, First-Years, because man
User avatar #10 - Blargosnarf (06/30/2014) [-]
...are you fucking serious?
User avatar #11 - syrenthra (06/30/2014) [-]
Yep, none of them take it too seriously, they will usually slip up and just say, "sorry, we gotta say first-year, but yeah". Everyone thinks it is bullshit, the only thing I can figure is there is some feminazi-isque woman on some board that got it through
#4 - Womyn? The hell is that? How do you pronounce that?  [+] (6 new replies) 06/29/2014 on The Future Soon +12
User avatar #6 - Jabberwocky (06/30/2014) [-]
It's an alternate spelling of "woman" that comes from some feminists thinking that the root word "man" in "wo-man" is oppressing them through the grammatical plots of the patriarchy.
User avatar #26 - theexplodingcheez (06/30/2014) [-]
makes them sound like aliens or something.
User avatar #7 - Blargosnarf (06/30/2014) [-]
Oh, I should have expected something so stupid.
User avatar #9 - syrenthra (06/30/2014) [-]
Wanna know how far it is going? My college has it so the the Resident Assistants and such have to call Freshmen, First-Years, because man
User avatar #10 - Blargosnarf (06/30/2014) [-]
...are you fucking serious?
User avatar #11 - syrenthra (06/30/2014) [-]
Yep, none of them take it too seriously, they will usually slip up and just say, "sorry, we gotta say first-year, but yeah". Everyone thinks it is bullshit, the only thing I can figure is there is some feminazi-isque woman on some board that got it through
#1 - How is this cringe? It's a child's drawing.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Oh boy +7
#16 - ciacheczko (06/30/2014) [-]
It's not a child's drawing. Lines are far too well-made, look at how fucking straight some of them are. And the colouring doesn't even a little bit come outside the outlines either. Plus, it's obvious that both handwritings are the same, only one was done a bit crooked to seem childish - "e" in partiuclar is nearly identical in both cases.

tl;dr;to me it's a cringe because someone actually believed it's a child's drawing.
#2 - thewowpimp (06/29/2014) [-]
It's cringe cause some retard thought he was saying "bike".
User avatar #11 - evilanakie (06/30/2014) [-]
wait so your dick doesnt look like that
dude go see a doctor
thats weird
#5 - CIS White Male (06/30/2014) [-]
Maybe it is because there is a little girl riding a bike in the picture?
User avatar #8 - hellomynameisbill (06/30/2014) [-]
you can clearly see the balls and the urethra, you dummy.
#6 - "Do not play over 1 hour" okay, as I play the game t…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2014 on How to be a Super Player 0
#10 - CIS White Male (06/30/2014) [-]
You can beat it in under 20 minutes easy.
User avatar #12 - Blargosnarf (06/30/2014) [-]
I wasn't talking particularly about Mario 2...
#17 - Fun? Fun!? Buddy, my brother damn near broke our controller …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2014 on For 20 years 0
#18 - RyanTheLeet (06/28/2014) [-]
-Emerald levels were fast paced and high risk. That's what Sonic games are all about.
-Mashing the buttons was not as efficient as Blue Tornado and then using Knuckles
-Sonic games never have a good script but Heroes had an ok one by franchise standards
-You're saying that having a difficulty curve is a bad thing
#15 - Heroes... eh... certainly has it's problems, I don't find myse…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2014 on For 20 years 0
User avatar #16 - RyanTheLeet (06/28/2014) [-]
-Level design was solid, used all three movement types, and had secrets hidden
-Team system allowed more gameplay per level and was better than being stuck with gameplay you might not like for levels at a time like in Adventure 1+2
-Plot was much more complex and interesting
-Bonus levels for Emeralds were fun and were challenging to access

Only real complaint I can think of is how Team Sonic, Dark, and Rose are actually just difficulty settings.
User avatar #17 - Blargosnarf (06/28/2014) [-]
Fun? Fun!? Buddy, my brother damn near broke our controller trying to get that fucking emerald! Later enemies quickly became "mash a button to win", the health bar system did entice you to switch to power type, but the later ones were just retarded, not to mention when you have to smash all the enemies in a room three times in a row, and the enemy rush "boss" levels, dark carnival can suck my nuts. The script was just bad, so cheesy it physically hurt. Early stage level design was good, but quickly devolved into marathon levels with that ONE section at the end that you JUST can't get past, so it drains your lives and have to do it all over again.
#18 - RyanTheLeet (06/28/2014) [-]
-Emerald levels were fast paced and high risk. That's what Sonic games are all about.
-Mashing the buttons was not as efficient as Blue Tornado and then using Knuckles
-Sonic games never have a good script but Heroes had an ok one by franchise standards
-You're saying that having a difficulty curve is a bad thing
#3 - A dolphin can beat the **** out of a great white … 06/28/2014 on Droppin science 0
#65 - Most interventions have gone wrong, yes, but they have more th…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2014 on /pol explains ISIS +7
User avatar #85 - miklthepikl (06/28/2014) [-]
but who would intervene? im pretty sure the USA has kinda had it with the world police thing for at least a decade
User avatar #67 - gibssowas (06/28/2014) [-]
That would probably for the best, but when I consider my country (germany) we won't even intervene when they slaughter every single civilian in this country.
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User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
#8 - luluwho ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
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#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello :3
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