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Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
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Location:Windsor Vermont USA
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#39 - Out of everyone I know, I have the widest range of facial musc… 04/12/2013 on when human reboots +2
#17 - I dunno, looking at the sun even with sunglasses still hurts. 04/12/2013 on Must not watch +2
#13 - They suck ass, why do people keep buying their shit? Because t… 04/11/2013 on EA's FW voted worst company... 0
#9 - Would... would that be a legal move?  [+] (6 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Where did it go? +17
#64 - N. Korean citizen (04/12/2013) [-]
FIFA certified ref here...

no
#88 - fractalius (04/12/2013) [-]
I can confirm this, I'm a FIFA certified soccer ball
#11 - N. Korean citizen (04/11/2013) [-]
nope...nope
#10 - ihaveakeyboard (04/11/2013) [-]
no, you cant use your jersey in any way to carry the ball. its considered unsportsmanlike
#28 - bcmn (04/12/2013) [-]
also i'm pretty sure officially everyone has to have their shirt tucked in
User avatar #46 - goonmcnasty (04/12/2013) [-]
Nah. They pretend to try and enforce that but i've never had to do it, nor anyone I know. I play at a good level, too. It's just obstruction. That's why you wouldn't be allowed to carry it in there.
#62 - IT'S PIE PIE! 04/11/2013 on Surprising Informantion +5
#67 - I believe it's GTA IV 04/11/2013 on Dat acting +1
#31 - Well, considering they can bring somebody back to life after t… 04/11/2013 on Dat acting +1
#29 - ...in a boat?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Navy lasers +7
User avatar #52 - awesomesea (04/11/2013) [-]
last time i heard anything about laser, it was that they can shine on land as well, but i think its just a overrated rumor.
#30 - threadz (04/11/2013) [-]
cats can run on water if the laser is bright enough
User avatar #53 - burningsmurfs (04/11/2013) [-]
Also mine can leap straight out of water and run vertically up a wall for about six feet before jumping and changing direction in mid air. Also, similar results if you puke on it while it's back is to you and it is cleaning itself oblivious to you at that moment.

Sources: When I was six and threw my cat in the tub and when I was ten and puked on the cat, then puked several more times while I watched it run along a wall dripping puke.
#104 - Sooo... is that like a musket rifle or something...? 04/11/2013 on Woman +1
#108 - I... I'm confused, what did he/she really expect to happen? 04/11/2013 on you lose 0
#27 - And they'll just live off of our donations, right? Are they ev…  [+] (15 new replies) 04/11/2013 on today's world +3
User avatar #60 - coolcalx (04/11/2013) [-]
well, we did donate 'freedom' to Iraq, why not food to the needy?

although, Iraq didn't really like our present
User avatar #34 - thephantur (04/11/2013) [-]
Exactly. I hate people telling us to give all our food. Then they'll just get lazier and lazier. What we SHOULD do, if we were to do anything, is to teach them how to irrigate their land and shit.
#55 - N. Korean citizen (04/11/2013) [-]
how about your country making agricultural subventions. To provide a certain safety for your farmers the price of corn and wheat is kept under its real price. This results in small farmers in less whealty countries which cannot afford such actions not being able to even be concurizable on their own markets when there is subventioned corn/wheat from the USA/EU. the world produces more than enough food, even africa could easily feed its own people. The problem here is the distribution and again actions of certain nations, interfering with the market. The last problem is that food is traded on global stock markets. So every year, nearly a third of the worldwide production of basic food is rotting away in silos, because its just meant to be traded, not consumed.

I could go on, but i guess you see, that its not that easy (as always).
User avatar #56 - thephantur (04/11/2013) [-]
Key word. Traded. Not give away. Why should we give what we could potentially use out for free? That just breeds more laziness. There's charity and then there's just babying.
#57 - N. Korean citizen (04/11/2013) [-]
you didn't get it
#66 - N. Korean citizen (04/11/2013) [-]
you get screwed too, or who do you think pays for those subventions? Thats hell lot of taxmoney spent which in the end results in "who has more money". I live in the country spending most on this subventions (CH). Our farmer don't need to do shit, because you get about 50'000$ per year for a 20ha farm (Yeah, thats small) for free. Problem: They will plant the same shit every year, without even worring, if its needed. This results in millions of liters of milk which gets thrown away every year, because we produce too much.
User avatar #83 - thephantur (04/11/2013) [-]
And I live in the city. All I know is that locally farmed, unsubsidized food costs a SHIT ton more. My university this year decided to switch to local foods. Our portion sizes were halved so that the cost wasn't doubled.

I'll gladly pay with my tax dollars for cheaper food.
#99 - N. Korean citizen (04/11/2013) [-]
but only the unhealthy stuff gets subventionized (corn, soja and wheat). Vegetables do not get subventions. You get healthcare now in the usa, so again you will pay for all the diabetes patients who got sick because they just eat the cheapest food, full of corn syrup, sugar and wheat for whose low market prices you payed before with your taxes.
User avatar #101 - thephantur (04/11/2013) [-]
Uh... no... We still get our fresh veggies and shit but for a fraction of the price it would be from a local, unsubbed farm.
#103 - N. Korean citizen (04/11/2013) [-]
last time i was in the states shit was expensive as hell.
User avatar #104 - thephantur (04/11/2013) [-]
Take that and double the price. There's your unsubbed food.

You were probably also at one of those all natural stores. Those are much more expensive.
#105 - N. Korean citizen (04/11/2013) [-]
nope
User avatar #108 - thephantur (04/11/2013) [-]
I dunno then. Also gotta realize America is fricken large as fuck. It will cost more here since it's harder to provide for a larger people. That's the same with a lot of the perceived problems Europeans have with us. They forget how small their country is.
User avatar #59 - thephantur (04/11/2013) [-]
K.
#69 - N. Korean citizen (04/11/2013) [-]
replied to the wrong comment
#26 - So uh... what's the problem? 04/11/2013 on Scumbag Brother +6
#33 - One of these things is not like the other... 04/10/2013 on Shit 0
#28 - But if home was home, then who was home phone ? 04/10/2013 on Living Minecraft Style ... +1
#24 - At least Krilllen didn't die before the fight even started. 04/10/2013 on Good Guy Shenron +6
#25 - Yeah, just saying it's confusing to read like that. 04/10/2013 on Title 0
#22 - And I'm a PC. I'm a Mac. ...I'm pretty sure you're su…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/10/2013 on Title +4
#168 - N. Korean citizen (04/10/2013) [-]
Nah, it's just showing that PC is faster than Mac.
#102 - harleycurnow (04/10/2013) [-]
Height has priority. We read everything on the top line before we start the bottom line. It was correct.
#42 - nufulin (04/10/2013) [-]
you read from top to bottom too.
do you even read?
#202 - triggathepirate (04/11/2013) [-]
**triggathepirate rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at Don't mind me **
User avatar #34 - marioteam (04/10/2013) [-]
We know. But he is on the right side, his line is first. Have you ever read a comic book?
User avatar #24 - yutdollacwwwthree (04/10/2013) [-]
It's simulating the old Apple commercials, that's how they started.
User avatar #25 - Blargosnarf (04/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, just saying it's confusing to read like that.
#9 - Ah, but would the Cortana Croissants be too pricey?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/10/2013 on She is the winner! +6
User avatar #10 - MotorstormLegend (04/10/2013) [-]
If you're a broke-ass mofo, you can always settle for some good old-fashioned Johnson Johnny-cakes.

crap, I'm running out of ideas
#14 - N. Korean citizen (04/10/2013) [-]
finish it all of with a Promethean Popsicle.
User avatar #11 - fluttersquee (04/10/2013) [-]
What about some Grunt goulash?
User avatar #15 - roflnaut (04/10/2013) [-]
Don't forget about that Captain Keys Key Lime Pie.
#7 - Would you recommend the Sangheili Satay?  [+] (6 new replies) 04/10/2013 on She is the winner! +6
User avatar #8 - MotorstormLegend (04/10/2013) [-]
Absolutely. But I'd stay away from the Guilty Spark Gazpacho if I were you.
User avatar #9 - Blargosnarf (04/10/2013) [-]
Ah, but would the Cortana Croissants be too pricey?
User avatar #10 - MotorstormLegend (04/10/2013) [-]
If you're a broke-ass mofo, you can always settle for some good old-fashioned Johnson Johnny-cakes.

crap, I'm running out of ideas
#14 - N. Korean citizen (04/10/2013) [-]
finish it all of with a Promethean Popsicle.
User avatar #11 - fluttersquee (04/10/2013) [-]
What about some Grunt goulash?
User avatar #15 - roflnaut (04/10/2013) [-]
Don't forget about that Captain Keys Key Lime Pie.
#5 - Can I get that with a side of Covenant Cola?  [+] (8 new replies) 04/10/2013 on She is the winner! +7
User avatar #6 - MotorstormLegend (04/10/2013) [-]
Want some Forerunner Fries with that?
User avatar #7 - Blargosnarf (04/10/2013) [-]
Would you recommend the Sangheili Satay?
User avatar #8 - MotorstormLegend (04/10/2013) [-]
Absolutely. But I'd stay away from the Guilty Spark Gazpacho if I were you.
User avatar #9 - Blargosnarf (04/10/2013) [-]
Ah, but would the Cortana Croissants be too pricey?
User avatar #10 - MotorstormLegend (04/10/2013) [-]
If you're a broke-ass mofo, you can always settle for some good old-fashioned Johnson Johnny-cakes.

crap, I'm running out of ideas
#14 - N. Korean citizen (04/10/2013) [-]
finish it all of with a Promethean Popsicle.
User avatar #11 - fluttersquee (04/10/2013) [-]
What about some Grunt goulash?
User avatar #15 - roflnaut (04/10/2013) [-]
Don't forget about that Captain Keys Key Lime Pie.
#60 - Not only is the guy mostly right, but you upvoted this ? At l…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2013 on Airporn +3
#66 - prinz (04/09/2013) [-]
#46 - Is... is that a real headline...? If so, then my opinions of F… 04/09/2013 on C'mon.. Seriously? 0
#45 - Not only was the wait long and agonizing, but the outcome was …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2013 on Nemo 0
User avatar #61 - theonlytinman (04/10/2013) [-]
Bullshit. The outcome was awesome, there was just SO much hype over it, that it appeared bad. Its still awesome.
#32 - So You're saying the Bible has... mistranslations?  [+] (9 new replies) 04/07/2013 on Well, did I? +4
User avatar #35 - camthepedobear (04/07/2013) [-]
Some languages can't be translated in a literal sense, since other languges don't have the words that Hebrew does.

Read original greek or Hebrew, beautiful stuff.
User avatar #33 - teoberry (04/07/2013) [-]
it was written in ancient hebrew, so yeah, some stuff is translated poorly.
#100 - verby (04/07/2013) [-]
Hebrew, Aramaic and a little bit of Greek and Latin
User avatar #102 - teoberry (04/07/2013) [-]
Yeah. That really messes up translating.
#104 - verby (04/07/2013) [-]
Also King James had to go and be an asshole. Lol
User avatar #105 - teoberry (04/07/2013) [-]
haha you said it bud
User avatar #38 - zakaizer (04/07/2013) [-]
I believe he was being sarcastic...
User avatar #40 - teoberry (04/07/2013) [-]
sarcasm never travels well over the internet
User avatar #43 - zakaizer (04/07/2013) [-]
It's expected really, you can't pick up people's tone and intonation via some pixels, and if you can, you're a bloody wizard
#71 - The only thing I can think of is a higher concentration of Car…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2013 on Did you Know Compilation 2 +1
#73 - itsbendingtime (04/07/2013) [-]
It's the potassium isotopes, not the carbon.
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User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
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