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Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
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#325 - Vulpix, most adorable fire hazard you'll ever see. 02/10/2013 on use ember 0
#317 - I have absolutely NO idea where you would even get Emerald, or…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/10/2013 on use ember 0
User avatar #319 - darkangeloffire (02/10/2013) [-]
I got Platinum when I was 14 for X-mas and Emerald the summer before that from Gamestop. Though Gamestop stopped selling GBA so I got an Emerald Emulator along with Crystal.
User avatar #326 - Blargosnarf (02/10/2013) [-]
Also I've been starring at that gif of Chespin eating the same instantly growing Oran berry for the past ten minutes...
User avatar #327 - darkangeloffire (02/10/2013) [-]
I know, it's oddly mesmerizing
#310 - I, ironically, can't stand grind mechanics, but it's something…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/10/2013 on use ember -1
User avatar #313 - darkangeloffire (02/10/2013) [-]
Yeah. Out of my Gen II games, Gold still remains since my Crystal got stolen and my Silver crapped out on me. Gold's internal battery died so I can't save. But i quit playing for about 2 years at one point and picked it up when I was about 10. I played my Silver and Gold games until they crapped out on me and I bought Fire Red and Leaf Green. Well.... I stole Fire Red (and later Ruby) from a former friend turned complete douche bag.
User avatar #317 - Blargosnarf (02/10/2013) [-]
I have absolutely NO idea where you would even get Emerald, or Platinum nowadays, so, unfortunately, I have to use Emulators. DS Emulators work, the touch-screen is emulated using mouse clicks, but the one I use, which is the best on the market, has HEAVY slow down. The only physical copies I own are Yellow and Heart Gold (MY friend got Soul Silver to counter), I'm just borrowing Sapphire.
User avatar #319 - darkangeloffire (02/10/2013) [-]
I got Platinum when I was 14 for X-mas and Emerald the summer before that from Gamestop. Though Gamestop stopped selling GBA so I got an Emerald Emulator along with Crystal.
User avatar #326 - Blargosnarf (02/10/2013) [-]
Also I've been starring at that gif of Chespin eating the same instantly growing Oran berry for the past ten minutes...
User avatar #327 - darkangeloffire (02/10/2013) [-]
I know, it's oddly mesmerizing
#309 - Eh, I personally have to disagree with that, he looks a bit mo… 02/10/2013 on use ember 0
#306 - Not a fan of the starters in gen four, out of the three I supp…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/10/2013 on use ember -1
User avatar #307 - darkangeloffire (02/10/2013) [-]
I'm a casual grind player. I never actually played Gen I since I was 5 when I got Gen II in its entirety and a Game Boy Colour for Christmas. Since then I've always waited for each new game and I like most every pokemon in each line up.
User avatar #310 - Blargosnarf (02/10/2013) [-]
I, ironically, can't stand grind mechanics, but it's something about Pokemon that still keeps me hooked... my brother had Red version when I was growing up, he had gotten Silver, but by then I was slowly losing interest. It wasn't until my teen years I re-picked up Yellow, then Sapphire, then was once again hooked.
User avatar #313 - darkangeloffire (02/10/2013) [-]
Yeah. Out of my Gen II games, Gold still remains since my Crystal got stolen and my Silver crapped out on me. Gold's internal battery died so I can't save. But i quit playing for about 2 years at one point and picked it up when I was about 10. I played my Silver and Gold games until they crapped out on me and I bought Fire Red and Leaf Green. Well.... I stole Fire Red (and later Ruby) from a former friend turned complete douche bag.
User avatar #317 - Blargosnarf (02/10/2013) [-]
I have absolutely NO idea where you would even get Emerald, or Platinum nowadays, so, unfortunately, I have to use Emulators. DS Emulators work, the touch-screen is emulated using mouse clicks, but the one I use, which is the best on the market, has HEAVY slow down. The only physical copies I own are Yellow and Heart Gold (MY friend got Soul Silver to counter), I'm just borrowing Sapphire.
User avatar #319 - darkangeloffire (02/10/2013) [-]
I got Platinum when I was 14 for X-mas and Emerald the summer before that from Gamestop. Though Gamestop stopped selling GBA so I got an Emerald Emulator along with Crystal.
User avatar #326 - Blargosnarf (02/10/2013) [-]
Also I've been starring at that gif of Chespin eating the same instantly growing Oran berry for the past ten minutes...
User avatar #327 - darkangeloffire (02/10/2013) [-]
I know, it's oddly mesmerizing
#174 - Yeah, I know, I'm a Sonic fan myself. It's obvious they are ju…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Oh Valve 0
User avatar #189 - riddlerenigma (02/10/2013) [-]
Sometimes you need to hit rock bottom to see that something is wrong.

Besides Sonic 06 was rushed. I know that it doesn't make it a good game but it is an important part to the whole game.
User avatar #190 - Blargosnarf (02/10/2013) [-]
Sonic Adventure was rushed, still plays beautifully (Y'know, hardware limitations aside, only looking at gameplay) Sonic Adventure 2 was somewhat rushed, this "game" was given time enough to at least make it playable, it's NOT playable, it has a superior platform, was given a somewhat descent engine, sure, it was obviously not ready when it was released, but plenty of games were in the same position with the same time frame and came out with roses and platinum compared to this pile! The only thing I can think of is the developers either never programmed for a video game before, or they were sitting on their hands for a descent portion of their development time. It has no excuses.
User avatar #191 - riddlerenigma (02/10/2013) [-]
Let's see you make a video game with only a year to make it.

They tried alright.
User avatar #193 - Blargosnarf (02/10/2013) [-]
And many more have succeeded where they failed. And the whole "Let's see you do X with Y constraints" comeback doesn't apply here, no, I'm not a developer or a programer, but I am the consumer, the party that they're trying to appeal to, the most important and critical party, if the consumer is unsatisfied then the programmers fail. This isn't a third grade assignment where you praise them for trying.
User avatar #196 - riddlerenigma (02/10/2013) [-]
well I do praise them for trying.

DEAL WITH IT.
#357 - Well, don't choose a username that is a ******* W… 02/10/2013 on WHY DO YOU TAUNT ME WITH... -1
#169 - >Learns from past mistakes Pfft...  [+] (7 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Oh Valve 0
User avatar #170 - riddlerenigma (02/10/2013) [-]
Like I said.

Play Sonic Generations.
User avatar #174 - Blargosnarf (02/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know, I'm a Sonic fan myself. It's obvious they are just barely starting to slap themselves and see what is a good way to do it, high speed and quick time events that should keep you alert for anything, but... Shadow the Hedgehog... and then, Sonic Heroes (okay, but not great)... Sonic Genesis, coincided with Sonic '06... it's kind of hard to believe they actually understand they made a mistake in the first place!
User avatar #189 - riddlerenigma (02/10/2013) [-]
Sometimes you need to hit rock bottom to see that something is wrong.

Besides Sonic 06 was rushed. I know that it doesn't make it a good game but it is an important part to the whole game.
User avatar #190 - Blargosnarf (02/10/2013) [-]
Sonic Adventure was rushed, still plays beautifully (Y'know, hardware limitations aside, only looking at gameplay) Sonic Adventure 2 was somewhat rushed, this "game" was given time enough to at least make it playable, it's NOT playable, it has a superior platform, was given a somewhat descent engine, sure, it was obviously not ready when it was released, but plenty of games were in the same position with the same time frame and came out with roses and platinum compared to this pile! The only thing I can think of is the developers either never programmed for a video game before, or they were sitting on their hands for a descent portion of their development time. It has no excuses.
User avatar #191 - riddlerenigma (02/10/2013) [-]
Let's see you make a video game with only a year to make it.

They tried alright.
User avatar #193 - Blargosnarf (02/10/2013) [-]
And many more have succeeded where they failed. And the whole "Let's see you do X with Y constraints" comeback doesn't apply here, no, I'm not a developer or a programer, but I am the consumer, the party that they're trying to appeal to, the most important and critical party, if the consumer is unsatisfied then the programmers fail. This isn't a third grade assignment where you praise them for trying.
User avatar #196 - riddlerenigma (02/10/2013) [-]
well I do praise them for trying.

DEAL WITH IT.
#297 - For Starters I love Cynaquil's chain, second to Charmander's, …  [+] (9 new replies) 02/10/2013 on use ember -2
User avatar #300 - darkangeloffire (02/10/2013) [-]
Water types personally, though Charizards family is awesome and I did pick Turtwig in Platinum cause I thought Toterra was badass (He is in my opinion)
User avatar #306 - Blargosnarf (02/10/2013) [-]
Not a fan of the starters in gen four, out of the three I suppose Piplup... but the Pokemon lineup is starting to warm up to me ever since I started playing Platinum.
User avatar #307 - darkangeloffire (02/10/2013) [-]
I'm a casual grind player. I never actually played Gen I since I was 5 when I got Gen II in its entirety and a Game Boy Colour for Christmas. Since then I've always waited for each new game and I like most every pokemon in each line up.
User avatar #310 - Blargosnarf (02/10/2013) [-]
I, ironically, can't stand grind mechanics, but it's something about Pokemon that still keeps me hooked... my brother had Red version when I was growing up, he had gotten Silver, but by then I was slowly losing interest. It wasn't until my teen years I re-picked up Yellow, then Sapphire, then was once again hooked.
User avatar #313 - darkangeloffire (02/10/2013) [-]
Yeah. Out of my Gen II games, Gold still remains since my Crystal got stolen and my Silver crapped out on me. Gold's internal battery died so I can't save. But i quit playing for about 2 years at one point and picked it up when I was about 10. I played my Silver and Gold games until they crapped out on me and I bought Fire Red and Leaf Green. Well.... I stole Fire Red (and later Ruby) from a former friend turned complete douche bag.
User avatar #317 - Blargosnarf (02/10/2013) [-]
I have absolutely NO idea where you would even get Emerald, or Platinum nowadays, so, unfortunately, I have to use Emulators. DS Emulators work, the touch-screen is emulated using mouse clicks, but the one I use, which is the best on the market, has HEAVY slow down. The only physical copies I own are Yellow and Heart Gold (MY friend got Soul Silver to counter), I'm just borrowing Sapphire.
User avatar #319 - darkangeloffire (02/10/2013) [-]
I got Platinum when I was 14 for X-mas and Emerald the summer before that from Gamestop. Though Gamestop stopped selling GBA so I got an Emerald Emulator along with Crystal.
User avatar #326 - Blargosnarf (02/10/2013) [-]
Also I've been starring at that gif of Chespin eating the same instantly growing Oran berry for the past ten minutes...
User avatar #327 - darkangeloffire (02/10/2013) [-]
I know, it's oddly mesmerizing
#295 - Well, to each their own, I'm still heavily disappointed with a…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/10/2013 on use ember -1
User avatar #296 - darkangeloffire (02/10/2013) [-]
Yeah. Though personally Totodile's chain is my favourite starter chain with Feraligatr being my favourite pokemon.
User avatar #297 - Blargosnarf (02/10/2013) [-]
For Starters I love Cynaquil's chain, second to Charmander's, I guess I just like fire types.
User avatar #300 - darkangeloffire (02/10/2013) [-]
Water types personally, though Charizards family is awesome and I did pick Turtwig in Platinum cause I thought Toterra was badass (He is in my opinion)
User avatar #306 - Blargosnarf (02/10/2013) [-]
Not a fan of the starters in gen four, out of the three I suppose Piplup... but the Pokemon lineup is starting to warm up to me ever since I started playing Platinum.
User avatar #307 - darkangeloffire (02/10/2013) [-]
I'm a casual grind player. I never actually played Gen I since I was 5 when I got Gen II in its entirety and a Game Boy Colour for Christmas. Since then I've always waited for each new game and I like most every pokemon in each line up.
User avatar #310 - Blargosnarf (02/10/2013) [-]
I, ironically, can't stand grind mechanics, but it's something about Pokemon that still keeps me hooked... my brother had Red version when I was growing up, he had gotten Silver, but by then I was slowly losing interest. It wasn't until my teen years I re-picked up Yellow, then Sapphire, then was once again hooked.
User avatar #313 - darkangeloffire (02/10/2013) [-]
Yeah. Out of my Gen II games, Gold still remains since my Crystal got stolen and my Silver crapped out on me. Gold's internal battery died so I can't save. But i quit playing for about 2 years at one point and picked it up when I was about 10. I played my Silver and Gold games until they crapped out on me and I bought Fire Red and Leaf Green. Well.... I stole Fire Red (and later Ruby) from a former friend turned complete douche bag.
User avatar #317 - Blargosnarf (02/10/2013) [-]
I have absolutely NO idea where you would even get Emerald, or Platinum nowadays, so, unfortunately, I have to use Emulators. DS Emulators work, the touch-screen is emulated using mouse clicks, but the one I use, which is the best on the market, has HEAVY slow down. The only physical copies I own are Yellow and Heart Gold (MY friend got Soul Silver to counter), I'm just borrowing Sapphire.
User avatar #319 - darkangeloffire (02/10/2013) [-]
I got Platinum when I was 14 for X-mas and Emerald the summer before that from Gamestop. Though Gamestop stopped selling GBA so I got an Emerald Emulator along with Crystal.
User avatar #326 - Blargosnarf (02/10/2013) [-]
Also I've been starring at that gif of Chespin eating the same instantly growing Oran berry for the past ten minutes...
User avatar #327 - darkangeloffire (02/10/2013) [-]
I know, it's oddly mesmerizing
#46 - The Blue Whale has the largest penis on Earth, but not the lon… 02/10/2013 on Lisa Simpson 0
#35 - ******* MAGNETS MAN! 02/10/2013 on science 0
#286 - Still eons better than Gen V starters... I'd take Chespin over…  [+] (15 new replies) 02/10/2013 on use ember 0
User avatar #305 - saturated (02/10/2013) [-]
I really think chespin is the worst starter to be ever made by pokemon.. Sure he looks smooth and "nice" from high definition but he just looks forced and not natural as if they had another generic normal type pokemon but put some green shit on his head and labeled is grass type

oh shit an opinion
User avatar #309 - Blargosnarf (02/10/2013) [-]
Eh, I personally have to disagree with that, he looks a bit more natural than Oshawott did, sure the green looks a little odd, it looks like a hoodie, doesn't resemble leaves or ears or hair... not sure what it's supposed to be... but I still prefer the design over the odd clown like style they went for the other. Definitely not saying he's my favorite, by far no, but he's not that bad.
User avatar #292 - darkangeloffire (02/10/2013) [-]
I like Oshowatt and his evolutions
User avatar #295 - Blargosnarf (02/10/2013) [-]
Well, to each their own, I'm still heavily disappointed with all of Gen V actually, looking forward to Gen IV... or, VI... fuck I hate roman numerals... GEN 6!
User avatar #296 - darkangeloffire (02/10/2013) [-]
Yeah. Though personally Totodile's chain is my favourite starter chain with Feraligatr being my favourite pokemon.
User avatar #297 - Blargosnarf (02/10/2013) [-]
For Starters I love Cynaquil's chain, second to Charmander's, I guess I just like fire types.
User avatar #300 - darkangeloffire (02/10/2013) [-]
Water types personally, though Charizards family is awesome and I did pick Turtwig in Platinum cause I thought Toterra was badass (He is in my opinion)
User avatar #306 - Blargosnarf (02/10/2013) [-]
Not a fan of the starters in gen four, out of the three I suppose Piplup... but the Pokemon lineup is starting to warm up to me ever since I started playing Platinum.
User avatar #307 - darkangeloffire (02/10/2013) [-]
I'm a casual grind player. I never actually played Gen I since I was 5 when I got Gen II in its entirety and a Game Boy Colour for Christmas. Since then I've always waited for each new game and I like most every pokemon in each line up.
User avatar #310 - Blargosnarf (02/10/2013) [-]
I, ironically, can't stand grind mechanics, but it's something about Pokemon that still keeps me hooked... my brother had Red version when I was growing up, he had gotten Silver, but by then I was slowly losing interest. It wasn't until my teen years I re-picked up Yellow, then Sapphire, then was once again hooked.
User avatar #313 - darkangeloffire (02/10/2013) [-]
Yeah. Out of my Gen II games, Gold still remains since my Crystal got stolen and my Silver crapped out on me. Gold's internal battery died so I can't save. But i quit playing for about 2 years at one point and picked it up when I was about 10. I played my Silver and Gold games until they crapped out on me and I bought Fire Red and Leaf Green. Well.... I stole Fire Red (and later Ruby) from a former friend turned complete douche bag.
User avatar #317 - Blargosnarf (02/10/2013) [-]
I have absolutely NO idea where you would even get Emerald, or Platinum nowadays, so, unfortunately, I have to use Emulators. DS Emulators work, the touch-screen is emulated using mouse clicks, but the one I use, which is the best on the market, has HEAVY slow down. The only physical copies I own are Yellow and Heart Gold (MY friend got Soul Silver to counter), I'm just borrowing Sapphire.
User avatar #319 - darkangeloffire (02/10/2013) [-]
I got Platinum when I was 14 for X-mas and Emerald the summer before that from Gamestop. Though Gamestop stopped selling GBA so I got an Emerald Emulator along with Crystal.
User avatar #326 - Blargosnarf (02/10/2013) [-]
Also I've been starring at that gif of Chespin eating the same instantly growing Oran berry for the past ten minutes...
User avatar #327 - darkangeloffire (02/10/2013) [-]
I know, it's oddly mesmerizing
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#39 - Comment deleted 02/10/2013 on FUK'N SCIENCE YOU SEXY BASTARD 0
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User avatar #28 - goodguygary (02/10/2013) [-]
and yet...
#23 - anonymous (02/10/2013) [-]
stfu bitch
when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages comments
#45 - ummm... nevermind... carry on with the confusion... O.o  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Too bad you can't zoom +4
User avatar #47 - hentailovers (02/10/2013) [-]
fair enough, please disregard that last comment, sorry to be suck a dick,
prepared for red thumbs on this post
User avatar #115 - mrdrpage (02/10/2013) [-]
When someone deletes their account and takes comments and content with them, the comment also disappears instead of the usual "X deleted their comment"
#43 - wai-wait... what the **** !?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Too bad you can't zoom +4
User avatar #45 - Blargosnarf (02/10/2013) [-]
ummm... nevermind... carry on with the confusion... O.o
User avatar #47 - hentailovers (02/10/2013) [-]
fair enough, please disregard that last comment, sorry to be suck a dick,
prepared for red thumbs on this post
User avatar #115 - mrdrpage (02/10/2013) [-]
When someone deletes their account and takes comments and content with them, the comment also disappears instead of the usual "X deleted their comment"
#42 - Click "Show Anonymous Comments". dumbass  [+] (5 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Too bad you can't zoom 0
User avatar #46 - hentailovers (02/10/2013) [-]
it is clicked dumbass im not new here, and this isnt the first time ive seen it, ive seen it once before in NSFW. plus, if you look at the comment number and the total comments up top, you will see that it is one ahead
User avatar #43 - Blargosnarf (02/10/2013) [-]
wai-wait... what the fuck!?
User avatar #45 - Blargosnarf (02/10/2013) [-]
ummm... nevermind... carry on with the confusion... O.o
User avatar #47 - hentailovers (02/10/2013) [-]
fair enough, please disregard that last comment, sorry to be suck a dick,
prepared for red thumbs on this post
User avatar #115 - mrdrpage (02/10/2013) [-]
When someone deletes their account and takes comments and content with them, the comment also disappears instead of the usual "X deleted their comment"
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User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
#8 - luluwho ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
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