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Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
Last Login:10/01/2014
Location:Windsor Vermont USA
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#6 - Not gonna argue against his clothes, but under the proper prec…  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on . +6
#13 - mr skeltal (2 hours ago) [-]
You forgot to add "being conscoius" (sic!). And continue to live for several minutes. There was an accident in NASA once with a vacuum chamber. Guy survived vacuum exposure without any prolonged side effects. Pressure lower than 1 athmosphere isn't very deadly to us. All in all worst case scenario is just 1 atmosphere pressure difference. It's high pressure that kills us instantly.
#78 - Aw, Gillette is all I have. Also, the grain is normally quite … 4 hours ago on Blackcat 0
#4 - Implying that makes the situation worse 5 hours ago on What Can I Do? 0
#25 - No it isn't, there's a limit with age difference between minor…  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on Well? 0
#34 - becefalus (5 hours ago) [-]
Oh fuck
#132 - I never intended this post to blow up so much >.> , I d…  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on Nasa 0
User avatar #138 - lazypaul (6 hours ago) [-]
I'm not saying you believe NASA is a problem I am saying that if you (Anyone) believe that NASA's spending is a problem then the presence of a larger problem isn't a logical argument to suggest that it isn't.

#40 - ...Oh? Guess I missed that part, too busy wondering why the …  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on Evolution of the Halo series. 0
User avatar #41 - tankerdude (7 hours ago) [-]
it's one of those you only hear while playing alone and it is easily missed
#128 - But the incompetence of the several decade mission is very pro… 7 hours ago on Nasa 0
#121 - That wasn't really my intention for my argument, I guess I wan…  [+] (3 new replies) 7 hours ago on Nasa 0
User avatar #130 - lazypaul (7 hours ago) [-]
But in the context of this post the Iraq war is irrelevant because we are talking about NASA. If you believe that NASA is a problem then it is still a problem regardless of bigger problems existing.
User avatar #132 - Blargosnarf (7 hours ago) [-]
I never intended this post to blow up so much >.>, I don't believe NASA spending is a problem, in fact I stated lower that I believe it should receive more funding than what it does. He was talking as if 18.4 B is a huge number wherein I shown that it's quite insignificant compared to other spending numbers.
User avatar #138 - lazypaul (6 hours ago) [-]
I'm not saying you believe NASA is a problem I am saying that if you (Anyone) believe that NASA's spending is a problem then the presence of a larger problem isn't a logical argument to suggest that it isn't.

#118 - Hm, I suppose I did use "Tu quoque", I apologize.  [+] (5 new replies) 7 hours ago on Nasa +2
User avatar #120 - lazypaul (7 hours ago) [-]
It's more like a strawman. Misinterpreting his argument to mean 'We should cut spending on NASA to continue funding the Iraq war' to make it easier to attack.
User avatar #121 - Blargosnarf (7 hours ago) [-]
That wasn't really my intention for my argument, I guess I wanted to make it look like he's barking up the wrong tree, bringing more attention to a small problem as a big problem get's brushed away.
User avatar #130 - lazypaul (7 hours ago) [-]
But in the context of this post the Iraq war is irrelevant because we are talking about NASA. If you believe that NASA is a problem then it is still a problem regardless of bigger problems existing.
User avatar #132 - Blargosnarf (7 hours ago) [-]
I never intended this post to blow up so much >.>, I don't believe NASA spending is a problem, in fact I stated lower that I believe it should receive more funding than what it does. He was talking as if 18.4 B is a huge number wherein I shown that it's quite insignificant compared to other spending numbers.
User avatar #138 - lazypaul (6 hours ago) [-]
I'm not saying you believe NASA is a problem I am saying that if you (Anyone) believe that NASA's spending is a problem then the presence of a larger problem isn't a logical argument to suggest that it isn't.

#21 - How the hell do you shave it properly!? Every time I do these …  [+] (15 new replies) 10 hours ago on Blackcat +20
User avatar #55 - cryingchicken (7 hours ago) [-]
here's some things I discovered work the best
1) Use a single or dual blade razor. Not of this "6 blade for smoothness" gillette fusion bullshit.
2) NEVER go against the grain. this will certainly lead to a rash. it may seem quicker that shaving downwards but the end result will not be comfortable
3) Moisturize a lot afterwards. like use twice as much as you would after shaving your face.
User avatar #78 - Blargosnarf (4 hours ago) [-]
Aw, Gillette is all I have. Also, the grain is normally quite wild, but sometimes it just grows wherever the fuck it wants to, what then?

...uh, my friend appreciates the help...
#65 - mr skeltal (5 hours ago) [-]
I'm too scared to shave my balls, I can shave the other stuff with an electric shave but I'm just too scared in using a razor
User avatar #66 - cryingchicken (5 hours ago) [-]
Been shaving my balls for 5 years now and have never cut myself. Ball skin is surprisingly tough. it's more sensitive but less likely to be scratched or cut by a razor than your face skin is.
#98 - mr skeltal (3 hours ago) [-]
Oh that's reassuring, still though, taking a blade to my scrotum would still give me the shivers and second thoughts. I'll have to get over that fear cause everything else looks nice and clean except that area, it looks like my penis has a goatee.
#37 - justleaving (7 hours ago) [-]
I shave onder the shower, first along the hair and then against it. Most of the time after drying there are some hairs left so gently dry shave the last hairs off. And I use showergel/soap as shavingcream (DON'T get it on your dick/near the top, it stings!!!) Oh, and I use Wilkinson Sword protector 3 blades, they have those safety wires across the blades, so you don't nipp of some skin. I use them for my face too.

But yeah, within 2-3 days I got stubs again.
User avatar #46 - zombifier (7 hours ago) [-]
can't let shit like veet and nair sit for too long, sensitive area, will start to burn fast
User avatar #48 - heartlessrobot (7 hours ago) [-]
It's the one specifically made for that area.
#31 - BloodAwaits (8 hours ago) [-]
Stop shaving against the grain, shower first so hair is softer and if all else fails get a trimmer. A clean trim looks better than 9 year old smooth anyways.
User avatar #34 - heartlessrobot (8 hours ago) [-]
>implying 9 year old smooth isn't the best
User avatar #29 - atomschlumpf (8 hours ago) [-]
Well I dunno how it is for you but my hairs have a direction in which they grow, mostly downwards (towards my feet). If I shave with the direction there's no problem. If I shave against it my crotch will get all these swellings, little fucking pimples and it itches like goddamn fucking piss.

Problem is, if you shave with the direction the hairs won't get cut down to the skin, so a little bit of hair is still there, but that's no problem for me, at least it's not like a fucking junngle. On the balls and shaft however you can mostly shave how you want, just be careful not to cut yourself. You can also grab the sack a little and strech the skin, makes it easier.

Also if you want none of that there's also hair removal creme, but I haven't much experience with that and I don't know if you can also use that for the balls and stuff but definitely for the crotch area. You can probably google that.

Any more questions?
#22 - levitatingscrotum (9 hours ago) [-]
Also, can you wax the other ares than just balls? Shaving is really the worst. Also asking for a friend of mine, ofc.
User avatar #24 - Silver Quantum (9 hours ago) [-]
there's this part on your face that grows hair too. it's called a beard. you can shave that too
User avatar #23 - RipperMan (9 hours ago) [-]
things might be easier for you, if you live up to your name that is
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User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
#8 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello :3
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