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#1 - Okay, that's great and all, but, what the hell is this?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/18/2016 on Hifoug Ytyoklurg Wiex +1
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#2 - slarstorm (07/18/2016) [-]
The Loud House.
#3 - anon (07/18/2016) [-]
Where people in the internet are inspired to draw incest
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#4 - slarstorm (07/18/2016) [-]
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#7 - alarubra (07/18/2016) [-]
As if that'll stop the internet.
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#6 - newmapsofhell (07/18/2016) [-]
I forget but I think the oldest is 16 and the next one is 15 or something. Only the oldest two are closest to "legal" in most countries of the world.
#66 - Guccifer is kill no 07/07/2016 on Another One Bites the Dust 0
#34 - Greatest Dog actually, Greater Dog's assumed father. One of th… 07/07/2016 on Dogs of future past 13 0
#106 - yeaaaaaaahhh... but she also has fake tits that look like dinn… 07/02/2016 on Rachnera Cosplay +4
#77 - If anyone falls below a vision test, regardless of age, they a…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2016 on Those who cry "Old people... +2
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#87 - stickmansam (07/01/2016) [-]
obviously no one understood my comment
i was talking about how my grandmother got too old to do certain things and how thats ok
shes old and thats part of getting old. right now shes just waiting to die in a home
shes been saving her whole life and got into a great place. shes happier than she ever was at her old house.

i thew in a joke that cleary went over everyones heads
John Lennon? imagine? it was a joke

imagine theres no heaven
its easy if you try

see, so theres no heaven so my grandma went to hell
get it?
#25 - ...I never thought about how a Skeleton could do "duck li… 07/01/2016 on They grow up so fast.... +1
#47 - I like how it showed four of the best shows on the network for… 06/27/2016 on Soon 0
#56 - Yeah, just give me a few months to completely relearn placemen…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2016 on this is getting out of hand 0
#77 - anon (06/06/2016) [-]
they're in the same places you idiot
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#95 - cormy (06/06/2016) [-]
Yes. Clearly the circularly oriented keys are in the space places as the rectangular ones.
0 is definitely right beside 1 on my keyboard aswell.
You fucking what mate?
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#39 - Either firing blanks, or that guy has the straightest pokerfac…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/04/2016 on Testing his new bulletproof... +7
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#84 - Onemanretardpack (06/04/2016) [-]
You do realize he had a plate carrier on right? That means no bruises and shit
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#110 - Fgner (06/05/2016) [-]
Depends on the lead. The plate prevents penetration, but the kinetic energy still gotta go somewhere. Some good mesh and plate can knock the force down quite a bit, but you'll still feel that bullet. I'd say a 9mm would be about a decent punch.
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#128 - medexplain (06/05/2016) [-]
Distributed load.

The plate absorbs shock and spreads it out over a much larger area before the energy is transferred to the person's chest. Spreading out the pressure over a large area means less bodily harm.

When you get shot while only wearing kevlar, the "fabric" doesn't spread the kinetic energy as quickly before it makes it to the shootee. That means the force is applied to a smaller area and you end up with great big bruises.

The speed at which the kinetic energy is distributed is related to the density of the material.

Distributed load (in reverse) is why a rifle round can pierce armor that a deer slug can't. They have similar kinetic energy, but a rifle round applies that same energy to a much smaller, more focused area.
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#161 - Fgner (06/05/2016) [-]
Yup, that's how they work.

But, again, the kinetic energy has to go somewhere. For this 9mm that's around 400ft-lbs of force. For a 7.62 it's about ~1,500 ft-lbs over a couple square feet of chest. It's way better than dying, but you won't be happy about it regardless of the plate.
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#111 - Onemanretardpack (06/05/2016) [-]
You'd feel a push, but it wouldn't leave welts and shit like he was describing. Between the weight of the bullet and the fact that the steel is harder than the lead core, most of the energy dissipates on impact or is absorbed by the plate
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#112 - Onemanretardpack (06/05/2016) [-]
*weight of the plate