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#125 - Nice! I have Earthbound, as you can see, Mother 3 shipped from…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2013 on Twitter dot corn +1
User avatar #127 - ienjoyrofling (04/19/2013) [-]
Ooh, very nice, I've yet to complete Mother 3 yet, stuck at a hard part and put it down to play other games. What's your favorite console to collect for?
User avatar #128 - BillyRyan (04/19/2013) [-]
I'd say SNES, as it was the first one I picked up. You?
User avatar #131 - ienjoyrofling (04/19/2013) [-]
Snes. Snes to the max. The library is pretty great, and it seems to have less shovelware games to other consoles, imo. It's just an all around wonderful console.
#116 - Yeah! Well, I assume you could guess that from the number of r…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/19/2013 on Twitter dot corn +1
User avatar #120 - ienjoyrofling (04/19/2013) [-]
..Oops, didn't notice those, ha. I collect as well, pretty small collection but a few classics to top it off.
User avatar #125 - BillyRyan (04/19/2013) [-]
Nice! I have Earthbound, as you can see, Mother 3 shipped from Japan, a copy of Chrono Trigger, the original Metal Gear Solid and SIlent Hill, and a few others.
User avatar #127 - ienjoyrofling (04/19/2013) [-]
Ooh, very nice, I've yet to complete Mother 3 yet, stuck at a hard part and put it down to play other games. What's your favorite console to collect for?
User avatar #128 - BillyRyan (04/19/2013) [-]
I'd say SNES, as it was the first one I picked up. You?
User avatar #131 - ienjoyrofling (04/19/2013) [-]
Snes. Snes to the max. The library is pretty great, and it seems to have less shovelware games to other consoles, imo. It's just an all around wonderful console.
#111 - Played it twice and loved every second of it. It's definitely …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/19/2013 on Twitter dot corn +1
User avatar #112 - ienjoyrofling (04/19/2013) [-]
It is the shit! I really am happy to see another person who enjoys it a lot, doing a second playthrough now. Do you collect retro-games as well?
User avatar #116 - BillyRyan (04/19/2013) [-]
Yeah! Well, I assume you could guess that from the number of retro gaming stuff I have lying around.
User avatar #120 - ienjoyrofling (04/19/2013) [-]
..Oops, didn't notice those, ha. I collect as well, pretty small collection but a few classics to top it off.
User avatar #125 - BillyRyan (04/19/2013) [-]
Nice! I have Earthbound, as you can see, Mother 3 shipped from Japan, a copy of Chrono Trigger, the original Metal Gear Solid and SIlent Hill, and a few others.
User avatar #127 - ienjoyrofling (04/19/2013) [-]
Ooh, very nice, I've yet to complete Mother 3 yet, stuck at a hard part and put it down to play other games. What's your favorite console to collect for?
User avatar #128 - BillyRyan (04/19/2013) [-]
I'd say SNES, as it was the first one I picked up. You?
User avatar #131 - ienjoyrofling (04/19/2013) [-]
Snes. Snes to the max. The library is pretty great, and it seems to have less shovelware games to other consoles, imo. It's just an all around wonderful console.
#34 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2013 on Well, Shit... -1
#41 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/19/2013) [-]
This is actually disgusting. Nazi jokes aren't funny, lots of people died in the holocaust.

One more and Auschwitz my computer off.
#68 - Alright, everything seems to be working. Thanks for the help!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2013 on Twitter dot corn +6
User avatar #92 - urfunnyman (04/19/2013) [-]
these comments made my day
#62 - Alright, now I'm just confused.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2013 on Twitter dot corn +7
User avatar #63 - hitlersoneballsack (04/19/2013) [-]
duct tape them together, now you dont have to pay for DLC
#68 - BillyRyan (04/19/2013) [-]
Alright, everything seems to be working. Thanks for the help!
User avatar #92 - urfunnyman (04/19/2013) [-]
these comments made my day
#60 - ... Am I doing this right?  [+] (6 new replies) 04/19/2013 on Twitter dot corn +7
#90 - roarflmao (04/19/2013) [-]
Is that a G35 headset box on your table?
User avatar #61 - hitlersoneballsack (04/19/2013) [-]
now squish the 2 together, that will make them twice as fast
#62 - BillyRyan (04/19/2013) [-]
Alright, now I'm just confused.
User avatar #63 - hitlersoneballsack (04/19/2013) [-]
duct tape them together, now you dont have to pay for DLC
#68 - BillyRyan (04/19/2013) [-]
Alright, everything seems to be working. Thanks for the help!
User avatar #92 - urfunnyman (04/19/2013) [-]
these comments made my day
#57 - I'm trying to threaten it but it's not working.  [+] (8 new replies) 04/19/2013 on Twitter dot corn +6
User avatar #59 - hitlersoneballsack (04/19/2013) [-]
stay calm we can do this! get some anesthetic
#60 - BillyRyan (04/19/2013) [-]
...

Am I doing this right?
#90 - roarflmao (04/19/2013) [-]
Is that a G35 headset box on your table?
User avatar #61 - hitlersoneballsack (04/19/2013) [-]
now squish the 2 together, that will make them twice as fast
#62 - BillyRyan (04/19/2013) [-]
Alright, now I'm just confused.
User avatar #63 - hitlersoneballsack (04/19/2013) [-]
duct tape them together, now you dont have to pay for DLC
#68 - BillyRyan (04/19/2013) [-]
Alright, everything seems to be working. Thanks for the help!
User avatar #92 - urfunnyman (04/19/2013) [-]
these comments made my day
#55 - My Sega isn't working either!  [+] (10 new replies) 04/19/2013 on Twitter dot corn +7
User avatar #56 - hitlersoneballsack (04/19/2013) [-]
hit it with your defibrillators
#57 - BillyRyan (04/19/2013) [-]
I'm trying to threaten it but it's not working.
User avatar #59 - hitlersoneballsack (04/19/2013) [-]
stay calm we can do this! get some anesthetic
#60 - BillyRyan (04/19/2013) [-]
...

Am I doing this right?
#90 - roarflmao (04/19/2013) [-]
Is that a G35 headset box on your table?
User avatar #61 - hitlersoneballsack (04/19/2013) [-]
now squish the 2 together, that will make them twice as fast
#62 - BillyRyan (04/19/2013) [-]
Alright, now I'm just confused.
User avatar #63 - hitlersoneballsack (04/19/2013) [-]
duct tape them together, now you dont have to pay for DLC
#68 - BillyRyan (04/19/2013) [-]
Alright, everything seems to be working. Thanks for the help!
User avatar #92 - urfunnyman (04/19/2013) [-]
these comments made my day
#41 - I'm having the same damn problem. Microsoft really needs to ge…  [+] (28 new replies) 04/19/2013 on Twitter dot corn +28
User avatar #100 - ienjoyrofling (04/19/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say the fact you own a SNES Earthbound cart is making me totally jealous, I hope you love it as much as you should.
#154 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/20/2013) [-]
You could totally sell that on ebay and make a killer profit on that

Or you could keep it and play the hell out of it some more




Choices....choices
User avatar #111 - BillyRyan (04/19/2013) [-]
Played it twice and loved every second of it. It's definitely my favorite game.
User avatar #112 - ienjoyrofling (04/19/2013) [-]
It is the shit! I really am happy to see another person who enjoys it a lot, doing a second playthrough now. Do you collect retro-games as well?
User avatar #116 - BillyRyan (04/19/2013) [-]
Yeah! Well, I assume you could guess that from the number of retro gaming stuff I have lying around.
User avatar #120 - ienjoyrofling (04/19/2013) [-]
..Oops, didn't notice those, ha. I collect as well, pretty small collection but a few classics to top it off.
User avatar #125 - BillyRyan (04/19/2013) [-]
Nice! I have Earthbound, as you can see, Mother 3 shipped from Japan, a copy of Chrono Trigger, the original Metal Gear Solid and SIlent Hill, and a few others.
User avatar #127 - ienjoyrofling (04/19/2013) [-]
Ooh, very nice, I've yet to complete Mother 3 yet, stuck at a hard part and put it down to play other games. What's your favorite console to collect for?
User avatar #128 - BillyRyan (04/19/2013) [-]
I'd say SNES, as it was the first one I picked up. You?
User avatar #131 - ienjoyrofling (04/19/2013) [-]
Snes. Snes to the max. The library is pretty great, and it seems to have less shovelware games to other consoles, imo. It's just an all around wonderful console.
User avatar #44 - hitlersoneballsack (04/19/2013) [-]
you mean sega
#55 - BillyRyan (04/19/2013) [-]
My Sega isn't working either!
User avatar #56 - hitlersoneballsack (04/19/2013) [-]
hit it with your defibrillators
#57 - BillyRyan (04/19/2013) [-]
I'm trying to threaten it but it's not working.
User avatar #59 - hitlersoneballsack (04/19/2013) [-]
stay calm we can do this! get some anesthetic
#60 - BillyRyan (04/19/2013) [-]
...

Am I doing this right?
#90 - roarflmao (04/19/2013) [-]
Is that a G35 headset box on your table?
User avatar #61 - hitlersoneballsack (04/19/2013) [-]
now squish the 2 together, that will make them twice as fast
#62 - BillyRyan (04/19/2013) [-]
Alright, now I'm just confused.
User avatar #63 - hitlersoneballsack (04/19/2013) [-]
duct tape them together, now you dont have to pay for DLC
#68 - BillyRyan (04/19/2013) [-]
Alright, everything seems to be working. Thanks for the help!
User avatar #92 - urfunnyman (04/19/2013) [-]
these comments made my day
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User avatar #53 - hitlersoneballsack (04/19/2013) [-]
no I made the joke that It wasn't Microsoft but it was Sony but I forgot that the were Sega cartridges, forgive my lack of smarts in the brain
User avatar #46 - thatchicksqeaky (04/19/2013) [-]
Thats the point of the fucking joke.
User avatar #48 - hitlersoneballsack (04/19/2013) [-]
I dont think you get the point of the joke here
User avatar #50 - thatchicksqeaky (04/19/2013) [-]
oh.. my bad.. sorry, I can be a twat sometimes.
#52 - hitlersoneballsack (04/19/2013) [-]
dont feel bad have a gold medal
#54 - The twist comes earlier on. You're already expecting how the s… 04/19/2013 on Double Standards 0
#50 - I suppose he was hacked, and the hacker took someone who clear… 04/19/2013 on Cockroach +2
#47 - Comment deleted 04/19/2013 on Cockroach -1
#48 - Eh, I don't think it really ruins the joke so much as it ironi…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2013 on Double Standards 0
User avatar #53 - onceman (04/19/2013) [-]
You're throwing them in for a loop, they expecting you to say "then she's considered a slut" but then you mention lesbian, but there's no twist to it if you mention the woman sleeping with many other women.
User avatar #54 - BillyRyan (04/19/2013) [-]
The twist comes earlier on. You're already expecting how the sentence will end from the beginning, virtually, and there's no need to wait for the punch.

Listen, whoever made this clearly did something right. Plenty of people found this enjoyable, anyway.
#45 - Actually, it's quite grammatically sound, even if it is lackin…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/19/2013 on Double Standards 0
User avatar #46 - onceman (04/19/2013) [-]
I know, but saying "..., but when a woman sleeps with a ton of womes, she's a lesbian" ruins the punchline of the joke.
User avatar #48 - BillyRyan (04/19/2013) [-]
Eh, I don't think it really ruins the joke so much as it ironically reintroduces the action of sleeping with women, in place of what would be "sleeps with a ton of men." It's necessary reinforcement, and is certainly fine stylistically. I really don't see the issue here.
User avatar #53 - onceman (04/19/2013) [-]
You're throwing them in for a loop, they expecting you to say "then she's considered a slut" but then you mention lesbian, but there's no twist to it if you mention the woman sleeping with many other women.
User avatar #54 - BillyRyan (04/19/2013) [-]
The twist comes earlier on. You're already expecting how the sentence will end from the beginning, virtually, and there's no need to wait for the punch.

Listen, whoever made this clearly did something right. Plenty of people found this enjoyable, anyway.
#49 - Someone's account is hacked. That's a shame, anyway. …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2013 on Title +6
#50 - kamehamehanurd Comment deleted by BillyRyan
#51 - FUN FACT: The human brain takes a small bit of time to process…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/19/2013 on Stupid Facebook Girl +6
User avatar #59 - iamkagji (04/19/2013) [-]
Not to mention the fact that you are experiencing a miniscule delay in visual perception as the light travels into your eye. Everything we do and see is in the past, the present is just an illusion.
#63 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/19/2013) [-]
Does any of this fucking matter?
#81 - moshpiler (04/19/2013) [-]
uhhh yeah, it basically means that anyone claiming anything ultimate about reality is and idiot and she be reminded of such
#111 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/20/2013) [-]
She's an idiot because she said "the past" and you had to stretch the definitions of past so thin for her to be wrong? No. You guys are the idiots.
User avatar #64 - iamkagji (04/19/2013) [-]
Nope, it's just cool.
#163 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2013 on What you're doing is... +19
User avatar #173 - chiefrunnyjeans (04/19/2013) [-]
That's metal as fuck. I'm going to start saying that.
#177 - Comment deleted 04/19/2013 on Stand with Boston -2
#1 - Comment deleted 04/17/2013 on So much true -2
#31 - Picture 04/17/2013 on Pizza pizza sometimes pizza +1
#76 - You never can forget your first eagle ceremony. I remember min… 04/17/2013 on 'Murica +2
#125 - Who says tea can't be commanded? Like, "Tea, pou… 04/17/2013 on Wrong Wizard +3
#213 - Ugh, beat me too! Ah well. 04/16/2013 on Genetic mutation 0
#212 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2013 on Genetic mutation 0
#216 - restfullwicked (04/16/2013) [-]
it is actually possible, but we wouldnt evolve to do it that quickly with only one gene mutation.
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#1 - atma (07/28/2013) [-]
I just read yesterday that EarthBound was a huge influence for Trey Parker's South Park RPG, and one of his favorite games of all time. It made me super happy.
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