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BillyRyan    

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Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:8/23/2014
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I AM A MAGICAL MULE FROM THE LAND OF CAPS LOCK ON MY NECERENDING QUEST FOR THUMBS SO THEN I CAN RETURN TO MY TACO CASTLE AND PLAY MINECRAFT WHILE THINKING UP COMMENTS AND CONTENT TO POST WHILE JUMPING UP AND DOWN AND BROWSING TTHE FRONT PAGE AND TYPING UP PARAGRAPH LONG THINGS UNTIL THE NUMBER OF CHARACTERS RUN OUT BECAUSE IN ACTUALITY I AM ALL ALONE TYPING AT MY COMPUTER DESPERATELY TRYING TO GRASP WHAT LITTLE LIFE I HAVE ON THE COMPUTER AND EATING SANDWICHES WITH MUSTARD AND LIKING CONTENT.

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#134 - No, really. Am I the only one who sees a sideways black bra on…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2013 on [lifts Internally] +2
#136 - sreggin (06/07/2013) [-]
i noticed the bra, not the tits. i still like my comment
User avatar #137 - BillyRyan (06/07/2013) [-]
Well, I don't really see how getting laid fixes bus-tits anyway. I guess I shouldn't really have a problem. At least the buses are decent.
#95 - Picture 06/07/2013 on Me Duck +8
#131 - Why does the bus have tits?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/07/2013 on [lifts Internally] +2
#133 - sreggin (06/07/2013) [-]
u need to get laid
User avatar #134 - BillyRyan (06/07/2013) [-]
No, really. Am I the only one who sees a sideways black bra on the bus? I know it's supposed to be a mirror, but seriously? How the fuck would that even be useful that high up?
#136 - sreggin (06/07/2013) [-]
i noticed the bra, not the tits. i still like my comment
User avatar #137 - BillyRyan (06/07/2013) [-]
Well, I don't really see how getting laid fixes bus-tits anyway. I guess I shouldn't really have a problem. At least the buses are decent.
#45 - Alright, for a second there, I had no idea what you were talki… 06/05/2013 on Tumblr stuff +1
#291 - The fun thing about philosophy is that you don't have to agree… 06/05/2013 on Punchline? DO YOU THINK... 0
#43 - Alaska can come too.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2013 on Well ain't that some shit. 0
#44 - fordun (06/04/2013) [-]
I'm not going to push this curse on the poor Alaskans.
#34 - WHEN DO WE GET TO THE RIDE?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/04/2013 on Chin-Up Bar +18
#40 - sixty (06/04/2013) [-]
THIS IS THE RIDE!
User avatar #50 - bbqbacon (06/04/2013) [-]
Best ride ever!
#51 - kenwordo (06/04/2013) [-]
#45 - anonymous (06/04/2013) [-]
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
#102 - WAIT, I KNOW. BY BEING ******* NUKED.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2013 on Badluck +6
#113 - nyeeeh (06/04/2013) [-]
I laughed way too hard
#99 - I guess buttering toast is pretty intense. 06/04/2013 on Badluck +2
#61 - That's nothing. They called me an epic poem in five parts. 06/04/2013 on I laughed.. +7
#91 - How the **** do you die buttering toast?  [+] (12 new replies) 06/04/2013 on Badluck +3
#102 - BillyRyan (06/04/2013) [-]
WAIT, I KNOW.

BY BEING FUCKING NUKED.
#113 - nyeeeh (06/04/2013) [-]
I laughed way too hard
User avatar #98 - myllamaispurple (06/04/2013) [-]
heart attack
User avatar #99 - BillyRyan (06/04/2013) [-]
I guess buttering toast is pretty intense.
User avatar #94 - nevrit (06/04/2013) [-]
Forget to breath?
User avatar #96 - smashingkills (06/04/2013) [-]
You'd just pass out.
#123 - anonymous (06/04/2013) [-]
And land your face on the knife utterly destroying half your face, then fall backwards, crack your skull on the floor, leaving you in extreme pain for the last few minutes of your life.

Also, your dog desperately needed outside while you selfishly made yourself toast, and comes to pee on your face out of spite.
User avatar #100 - nevrit (06/04/2013) [-]
What if you forgot to pass out?
User avatar #101 - smashingkills (06/04/2013) [-]
Like breathing, it is involuntary. Plus, without oxygen you would have to pass out.
User avatar #107 - nevrit (06/04/2013) [-]
The concept was completely understood in this situation but a slight joke was intended. Kinda like cartoon logic
User avatar #108 - smashingkills (06/04/2013) [-]
No humor is allowed when I am on patrol
#128 - sabcy (06/04/2013) [-]
hey there new special friend
#398 - Also, Dear Esther sucked. 06/04/2013 on American Aid 0
#396 - I'm sorry for betraying you, Internet, but I'm on the road, an…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2013 on American Aid 0
User avatar #398 - BillyRyan (06/04/2013) [-]
Also, Dear Esther sucked.
#133 - Check thine own privilege! 06/03/2013 on Thy see me rolling +11
#158 - Whenever that happens to me, I account it high time to get to … 05/25/2013 on Being suicidal +1
#146 - Comment deleted 05/25/2013 on Gaben 0
#144 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Gaben -2
User avatar #145 - derpycheezenizle (05/25/2013) [-]
tf2 is not a half-life 2 mod....
User avatar #151 - tehpwnz (05/25/2013) [-]
wait what did he say...
User avatar #175 - derpycheezenizle (05/25/2013) [-]
he made one of those conspiracy theories that add up to half life 3's confirmation, and at the end he said that tf2 was a half-life 2 mod.
#146 - BillyRyan has deleted their comment.
#70 - Comment deleted 05/25/2013 on how sex between relatives... 0
#44 - Comment deleted 05/25/2013 on How To Draw a Horse 0
#30 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on The Power of Photoshop +137
#56 - landofbabe (05/23/2013) [-]
#440 - Two year old meat? Eh, still good enough for me. 05/23/2013 on Vegans 0
#92 - Not true. I'm well over 6'2" and no girl wants me. 05/22/2013 on The force is not with me today 0
#100 - When I heard there would be two girls fisting, I had no idea t… 05/22/2013 on Bright minds of our generation +4
#78 - Think about this the next time you watch a Charlie Chaplin fil…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Dead Love +21
#108 - slumberdonkey (05/22/2013) [-]
mfw you are the most correct person ever
#105 - brolution has deleted their comment.
User avatar #99 - nebuchadnezzaurus (05/22/2013) [-]
THANK YOU
#116 - Well, that is C.S. Lewis, who's one of the most famous Christi… 05/22/2013 on soul +11
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#1 - atma (07/28/2013) [-]
I just read yesterday that EarthBound was a huge influence for Trey Parker's South Park RPG, and one of his favorite games of all time. It made me super happy.
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