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#15 - You could make a whole one of these comps about ODB, the …  [+] (16 new replies) 08/27/2014 on DYK Comp #16 +43
#44 - kristofe (08/27/2014) [-]
you could say he really was an ol' dirty bastard.
User avatar #23 - therealtjthemedic (08/27/2014) [-]
You can be arrested for wearing protective gear?
User avatar #39 - blargchikahonkhonk (08/27/2014) [-]
if you are a convicted felon yes it is seen as an attempt to resist arrest
#25 - xyrik (08/27/2014) [-]
Well, it may seem a bit suspicious wearing a bulletproof vest.....
User avatar #28 - therealtjthemedic (08/27/2014) [-]
Not wanting to get shot couldn't be an offence, could it?
User avatar #31 - turtletroll (08/27/2014) [-]
No one needs to wear a bullet proof vest unless they think they're gonna get shot
#47 - firesky (08/27/2014) [-]
What if they visit/are from Chicago?
User avatar #32 - therealtjthemedic (08/27/2014) [-]
If you're in America, then fucktons of people have guns.
If they can have guns, then I should be able to have a bulletproof vest.
User avatar #33 - turtletroll (08/27/2014) [-]
It's just so suspicious that I would call somebody in if I saw them wearing a vest
#30 - xyrik (08/27/2014) [-]
I'm not saying it is, but yes your point is valid but he also stated "as a convicted felon".
User avatar #17 - drldrl (08/27/2014) [-]
Sounds like a cunt.
User avatar #53 - Vpirate (08/27/2014) [-]
Nah man, he was just an Ol' Dirty Bastard.
User avatar #51 - deadinferno (08/27/2014) [-]
Everyone look out for Mr Righteous over here
#46 - penetractor (08/27/2014) [-]
the fuck you say, faggot!?
#42 - nahbro (08/27/2014) [-]
When you're rich and above the law, you have to get your amusement some way.
User avatar #41 - rippercrust (08/27/2014) [-]
sounds like a goodcunt*
#33 - Holy **** I actually laughed hard 08/13/2014 on THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES! +27
#21 - NOS official energy drink of MLG 08/11/2014 on Fuck yeah caffeine 0
#49 - Tell parents you broke up, keep dating. What is this… 08/11/2014 on Bro's advice +19
#26 - damn i thought fo sho id be on there 08/08/2014 on Oldfag list 0
#19 - Yeah! Like your favorite sport, suck-a-dick ball!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2014 on how to win a jump ball if... +15
#50 - dross (08/07/2014) [-]
#11 - He was also an asshole in Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie 08/07/2014 on Yes, it's true +2
#43 - Tried once. Fire department came. 3/10 would not do.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2014 on The Horrible Effects of... 0
#45 - kaycie (08/07/2014) [-]
Fun story
me and my friends all smoking in my bathroom
mini bong goes around all of us maybe once
gets to my roommate and the fire alarm goes off
we freak the fuck out, were on the first floor second room from the main entrance where people sit at the front desk
everyone is spraying perfume, one girl sprays it in her mouth, we're all trying to fan the smoke away with towels, spay shit ton of fabreez
roommate comes up with alibi, "I was drying my hair and the hairdryer overheated and started smoking up"
she puts her head under the water to make it believable
we all leave the room a few at a time so we don't look suspicious
get outside, people shouting to each other "ok, who was smoking weed" certain groups of people laugh
we are all trying to space out and air out in the wind
Fucking fire department AND police shows up
freak out even more
after a while says we can go back inside
tfw some girl on the third floor burnt popcorn and set off the alarm
#14 - Nah Misha's just... high spirited.  [+] (6 new replies) 08/06/2014 on Playing a VN when suddenly +2
User avatar #15 - awesomedewd (08/06/2014) [-]
I believe you wanted to say "She's special".
User avatar #18 - neverborn (08/06/2014) [-]
misha's just... a lesbian
User avatar #25 - mishashiina (08/06/2014) [-]
I'm misha, and I can confirm this.
User avatar #19 - awesomedewd (08/06/2014) [-]
That's somehow special.
User avatar #20 - neverborn (08/06/2014) [-]
explain
User avatar #23 - stoicnick (08/06/2014) [-]
gay sex
#6 - Picture 08/06/2014 on Well, lucky you! +2
#7 - Baseketball..... was.... just terrible. 08/06/2014 on block this -1
#18 - How bout you post some neat-o content and get thumbs instead o… 08/06/2014 on Dark days we live in. +9
#108 - This was sarcasm btw. sucks when nobody notices. 07/31/2014 on 20 Interesting Facts With... 0
#15 - Well there's the problem. We just gotta fire up the sodium pen…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2014 on 20 Interesting Facts With... -2
User avatar #108 - Bforbacon (07/31/2014) [-]
This was sarcasm btw. sucks when nobody notices.
User avatar #47 - cubicalpayload (07/31/2014) [-]
Exactly! Who cares if we kill an innocent man! It worked before. Just look at John 3:16.
#10 - How the **** is the death penalty so expensive? A…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/31/2014 on 20 Interesting Facts With... +74
#102 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
Executions require trained medical staff, including a doctor. Most won't do it, because that's not why people study medicine.
The drugs have to be carefully developed, like any other drug. That's why there was a recent scandal about experimental lethal injection compounds in privately run prisons. The drugs were free, but a victim took 2 agonising hours to die.
Death penalty court cases last longer and cost more for both the defense, the prosecution, and the courts. Everyone seeks an appeal if they can. Death penalty cases have higher requirements in terms of attorneys, and mandatory reviews.
Pentobarbital, the substance used to carry out lethal injections, is in short supply. This causes delays, and drives up costs.
User avatar #78 - lean (07/31/2014) [-]
They didn't used to be. Rope is cheap and reusable. Bullets are cheap, not quite as reusable.
#61 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
if you read the article, they don't even talk numbers. Its just a quote of a judge that says it cost 10x as much. the idea being that they bog down the courts with appeals for 15 years till they die. I would like to see more evidence then just some judge saying "its 10x more expensive" because of this i asume all of the "facts" are false
User avatar #42 - skulldan (07/31/2014) [-]
but it saves on space so it helps with less prisons being erect to hold lifers
User avatar #12 - connerisa (07/31/2014) [-]
Death penalty cases cost more than ordinary cases because all the lawyers, judges, and other personnel will put more hours into preparing, trying, and reviewing the issues, given that a life is at stake. more at www.deathpenaltyinfo.org/costs-why-death-penalty-costs-so-much
#46 - ttrnecka (07/31/2014) [-]
Also they have they private cells so they cannot be shived before they can be fried.
#25 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
But 10x is probably a gross overstatement, because life inprison comes with dozens of other charges too like guard pay, food, water for drinking and laundry, prison utilities and maintenance, etc
#51 - gisuar (07/31/2014) [-]
american prisions are like some kind of (slave) labour facilities that's why they get more and more instead of funding the prevention. it pays off to have a lot of cheap workers just like it did back in the 18th century
#19 - irishlawyer (07/31/2014) [-]
Also because the appeal process is a lot more lengthy for death penalty cases
#18 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
You're overcomplicating the issue. The simple answer to the question is that when someone is on death row, they can basically appeal to five different courts in an attempt to get the charges reversed (which doesn't happen that often). After the original trial, there's the Post-Conviction, you can then appeal to the District Court, then the Court of Appeals, then finally the Supreme Court. Because of the amount of time each event takes due to certain formalities that need to be saw to in regards to the death penalty, amongst other issues like scheduling. It shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone that death row people can go literally decades before ever actually seeing the electrical chair.
#76 - heclok (07/31/2014) [-]
Well, people can't always appeal that many times. Someone can start halfway up the chain of courts and only get 2 more appeals.
User avatar #15 - Bforbacon (07/31/2014) [-]
Well there's the problem. We just gotta fire up the sodium pentathol and stop thinking about consequences!
User avatar #108 - Bforbacon (07/31/2014) [-]
This was sarcasm btw. sucks when nobody notices.
User avatar #47 - cubicalpayload (07/31/2014) [-]
Exactly! Who cares if we kill an innocent man! It worked before. Just look at John 3:16.
#7 - Lucky man. I don't have a computer that can play civ decently. 07/30/2014 on I Believe In Heroes 0
#5 - I don't have a social life either. Frees up my time to watch movies.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2014 on I Believe In Heroes 0
User avatar #6 - lech (07/30/2014) [-]
Nah, man. I'm a gamer. Not having a social life frees up time to play Civ 5
User avatar #9 - kawai (07/30/2014) [-]
dude, you should start watching movies

use it at least as an ice breaker or something
User avatar #7 - Bforbacon (07/30/2014) [-]
Lucky man. I don't have a computer that can play civ decently.
#3 - > ****** who've never seen T2  [+] (5 new replies) 07/30/2014 on I Believe In Heroes 0
User avatar #4 - lech (07/30/2014) [-]
Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh. I don't have much of a social life. I don't regularly watch movies.
User avatar #5 - Bforbacon (07/30/2014) [-]
I don't have a social life either. Frees up my time to watch movies.
User avatar #6 - lech (07/30/2014) [-]
Nah, man. I'm a gamer. Not having a social life frees up time to play Civ 5
User avatar #9 - kawai (07/30/2014) [-]
dude, you should start watching movies

use it at least as an ice breaker or something
User avatar #7 - Bforbacon (07/30/2014) [-]
Lucky man. I don't have a computer that can play civ decently.
#66 - I wouldn't use grueling...  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on In regards to who should... +2
User avatar #204 - chenn (07/31/2014) [-]
Well, sorry, bruh, it's just the aiming was so weird. I mean, aiming with a controller itself is pretty bad, and they aim was sometimes oversensitive, sometimes not sensitive enough for me, so I sometimes had to repeat a part in the game like 10 times, which was very tiring. Meh, maybe my controller is weird, or my hands. The other stuff was quite fine and as I said, I liked the story, this is just what made the gameplay a bit annoying and tiring to play.
#13 - Picture 07/30/2014 on mellow out bro +2
#101 - Hey, to each his own. I just love this land enough that I coul… 07/24/2014 on Accurate 0
#94 - >mfw even with all that **** it's a better pla…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Accurate +8
#100 - itscometothis (07/24/2014) [-]
I dunno, it's not the worst place to live. I was in the US for 10 years before moving to the EU. Made me realize how much Americans live in their little bubbles where the rest of the world doesn't exist. I admit I'm a little bit of a bigot towards the US because of it...
#185 - xxhadesflamesxx (07/25/2014) [-]
well its kind of hard to not be as the only other countries that we wouldn't have to take a plane or boat to are Canada and Mexico
User avatar #101 - Bforbacon (07/24/2014) [-]
Hey, to each his own. I just love this land enough that I couldn't hate it, even if I do disagree with a lot of our government practices.
#1298 - Mind altering substances and the ever-dimming hope that one da… 07/20/2014 on feels part 9000 0
#10 - alright, settle down...  [+] (2 new replies) 07/16/2014 on People talking shit on FJ like +9
#15 - rakoom (07/16/2014) [-]
Who knows, he might never settle down. And then we go on with the Black Knight rule. Stop as a hero, or live as a moron.
#13 - kingferret (07/16/2014) [-]
totallylookslike
#101 - She sees the creepy naked demon chick and then goes to … 06/26/2014 on nopenopenopenopenope +1
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