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#77 - >had room to myself til i was 3 >Brother was born an… 05/24/2015 on Doing it for the kids +2
#231 - and I'd **** the **** outta it 05/24/2015 on You fall in love you lose 0
#22 - Mhmm! you're very cute  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2015 on Beepers, Cheepers or are... +2
User avatar #44 - superanonymouspers (05/11/2015) [-]
Know where this is from?
#19 - god dammit why are you so cute.  [+] (8 new replies) 05/10/2015 on Beepers, Cheepers or are... +8
#55 - RyudenTamarashi (05/11/2015) [-]
why does that match up to stayin' alive so damn well
#32 - hkkkkkk (05/10/2015) [-]
Wow I finally understand what that retarded ass emoticon means, thank you for illuminating my life
#21 - mcburd (05/10/2015) [-]
Cute? Me?
Don't be silly.
User avatar #30 - arziben (05/10/2015) [-]
You're right, you're not cute...

User avatar #37 - mcburd (05/11/2015) [-]
#59 - arziben (05/11/2015) [-]
from you, to me, to you...

you get the picture...
#22 - BaconWrappedSteak (05/10/2015) [-]
Mhmm! you're very cute
User avatar #44 - superanonymouspers (05/11/2015) [-]
Know where this is from?
#6 - i was only thinking of the murdering orphan, but i digress. …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2015 on nervous about a cat. +1
User avatar #11 - ventusvsroxas (05/03/2015) [-]
Is't that why this website's named FunnyDrunk? Wait a minute...
#3 - wasn't that the entire plot of this movie?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2015 on nervous about a cat. +4
User avatar #5 - guardianatreyu (05/03/2015) [-]
Unless that cat looks like a kitten but is really an adult cat, then no.
User avatar #6 - BaconWrappedSteak (05/03/2015) [-]
i was only thinking of the murdering orphan, but i digress.
this is what i get for trying to be funny while drunk
User avatar #11 - ventusvsroxas (05/03/2015) [-]
Is't that why this website's named FunnyDrunk? Wait a minute...
#20 - I'm sorry for long text. I needed to vent. 04/29/2015 on friends on the internet +2
#19 - I've always been a shut in, but I never had a PlayStation or c…  [+] (30 new replies) 04/29/2015 on friends on the internet +62
#117 - greedtheavaricious (04/29/2015) [-]
Move on with your life.

My story? I have stumbled into someone. Someone who would change my life, obviously I did not know that at this point. We started hanging out, drinking, smoking, doing random shit. Going out in clubs. Stuff like that.

We both got into MLP (neither of us enjoy it anymore) and kept watching new episodes when they got released. Eventually I got to know his entire family, and we were watching MLP with the kids. That's where I got to know his parents and his little sisters. Ended up spending more time with them than with him, mostly because it was a rough time at home and he was addicted to Skyrim. So I talked to his parents, watched movies with them, shit like that. Eventually, his little sisters kept sticking to me like super glue. Would climb around on me, wanted me to play catch with them or just play around. So I gave in. I started to love those little buggers as if they are my own blood. Eventually it turned from just playing around to assisting with school work, playing video games together, watching cartoons, hell, even countless hours of cuddling.

Now, I live in a different town, left everything behind to move in with my dad. Started an internship at his company, one that I have failed big time. I am applying in both towns now. Either I start back there or I start her. Moving back would be great, but I can't allow myself to let it bother me if it doesn't work out. Otherwise I just stay here.. and visit every now and then.

The reason I am sharing this story with you? To make you understand the situation both of us are in. To learn to move on, instead of dwelling in the past.

If I can do it, so can you.
#81 - oinos (04/29/2015) [-]
You need to get laid in college, then you will understand why they are busy and what they are busy with.
User avatar #109 - aquaekk (04/29/2015) [-]
Sex solves everything, right?
#78 - nopefarther (04/29/2015) [-]
you want friend, cuz I am friend
#123 - oinos (04/29/2015) [-]
All because long words make you sound interesting and complex to potential relationships or jobs doesn't mean you should list Pedophile as one of your defining traits.
#126 - nopefarther (04/29/2015) [-]
#65 - anonymous (04/29/2015) [-]
Shit please tell me that last message went through it took forever to type.
If not, tldr is you aren't a bad person just a lonely one. Friendships take time, effort and resources and college only make a that harder. Good luck.
#64 - anonymous (04/29/2015) [-]
Dang dude, that's pretty shitty. I do have to point out that I've hears you don't really make lasting friendships your freshman year at college. You first have to pass and get into your major which allows you to have the same classes with a consistent group of people. You begin to make lasting friends out of that group.
I don't know what to say about your old friends though. Distance is hard to deal with and unless both sides work hard to keep together its going to fall apart.

I wasn't nearly as close with my online friends, and a lot of them are just that. Heck the group keeps changing and I'm right in the wrong in between space where half of them are adults and the other half are much younger. I still talk to them but it never really gets that deep.
But some of my irl (bad namr but ill gonwith it ) friends a year above me did nearly the same thing.
Except we go to the same college. So I'm really just being ignored.
One of my buddies current senior who was a huge role model has taken lots of time (he as a rediculous major) to hang with me, and we spent some crazy good times together at some events (HvZ especially)
My best friend in the same year as me has been easier to keep up with. I basically have to break into his dorm (its unlocked) and I still only see him once a week but its alright.
I guess what I'm trying to get at is, college is hard. You won't just see people by coincidence and you really have to spend time and resources to keep friendships strong. I believe that those you leave behind will always have a special place in their heart for you, but without nuturing it will never be the same.
Good luck and no you aren't a bad person, just a caring one.
#56 - zerotzallander (04/29/2015) [-]
At some points I feel ya. Not every one dares tell such on the webs
#118 - greedtheavaricious (04/29/2015) [-]
You won't believe how relieving it can be to vent on the web.
User avatar #122 - zerotzallander (04/29/2015) [-]
Well I don't really think I have anything to share though.
#52 - finalfantasymaster (04/29/2015) [-]
listen here, i know the feel of no friends, i only have my brother and BF to depend on, and with college, i dont get to spend much freetime, but theyre there for me, all you have to do is wait, your friends will needyou back in their lives, if they dont then theyre no true friends, and dont be afraid to meet new people, even if they dont become your friends, they will still see how much of a wonderfull person you are, trust me, the right people will alrive, even if they arent allot, if they really care for you, then it wont matter.
and besides, we love you, FJ loves you, youre our family.
#45 - thepizzadevourer (04/29/2015) [-]
Don't feel bad for wanting that closeness back, my friend. Good friends are very hard to come by, and it's painful when they pass on. That's only natural. Also, I doubt it's your fault that your friends moved on either. I, too, used to spend many hours on Skype, but as my college courses mounted I had less and less time to spend there. Sometimes life just pulls us apart. But don't let that hurt you too deeply, try instead to be thankful for the awesome times you had together. And don't be afraid to look for more friends as time goes on. If you ever want to talk, just let me know. I can't promise scintillating conversation but I can at least offer a listening ear.
#41 - alfjnn (04/29/2015) [-]
Lemme teach you some things.
I'm a gay stoner comedian from New York City. I once new a boy from Rome. That town is uhh. Quite the place.

But listen. Friends, they come and go. You're a human male. You socialize. It is your very nature to base your life on the lives of others. It is a human thing to do. These tragedies, these struggles in which you involve yourself are not the machinations of you, or any one entity. They simply just are.

Now; some friendships are forged online and online they will stay. This is simply the sad nature of the beast and no shame nor regret should ever come of it. There is no plight quite like growing up, and with growing up comes the loss of friends and loved ones.

You should never consider yourself to be a bad person because you miss those whom you held dear. It is simply a human thing to do.

I personally find that plight and tragedy humanize us; and to be human, is quite a beautiful thing. These experiences, they're the spice of life, they build you, make you stronger; amplify you even! But you should never identify yourself by the tragedy in which you live. You can escape it.

I know what it's like to lose friends. It ain't great. But while the old flame embers and turns to ash, a new one will take its place (eventually) and this sort of change, while natural to fear, shouldn't be feared, because it's a simple fact of life. Time goes on, and so will you. The world turns, the sun burns. It's simply how it is.

Life is a gift, like any other gift I recieve; I try not to question it. Ultimately; do what makes you happy. I don't know you, strange internet person, but you seem like a stand up fuckin' guy, and I wouldn't mind being a skype friend to you.

Praise the sun bruh.

Also you should never ever grow dependent on internet friends. The surrogate for such a strong relationship is far too fragile to put any amount of faith in, and you should see to it that you instead make friends outside the internet. You seem like a good hearted genuine guy, and it'd be in your best interest to do so.
#82 - oinos (04/29/2015) [-]
I rely heavily on my net friends. Hell I had one move in as a roomie for a while. Your friends are what they are. Timing and availability is a bitch, but good people wont let that shit get in the way of still being chill.
User avatar #57 - relvel (04/29/2015) [-]
Ever thought of becoming a motivational speaker? I think you'd do really well.
User avatar #58 - alfjnn (04/29/2015) [-]
I've thought about it. I've been told I'm really great at lifting people's spirits. I wouldn't even know where to begin though.
User avatar #61 - relvel (04/29/2015) [-]
Hmm. I don't really know either. If you're considering it, you could probably Google it.
User avatar #62 - alfjnn (04/29/2015) [-]
Maybe. Honestly I just want to be a Park Ranger.
I like nature a lot >.>
#83 - oinos (04/29/2015) [-]
Don't steal my dreams.
User avatar #63 - relvel (04/29/2015) [-]
That's cool. You should always enjoy your job, so just go with what you like. The important thing is being able to look back at yourself and honestly say that you are happy with the way your life is going.
#39 - omegez (04/29/2015) [-]
it'll be ok, i've had friends that have come and go, its just the natural way of life
#38 - alfjnn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #36 - gearshift (04/29/2015) [-]
Dont get too dependant on friends you meet over the interneT. Either they will fall out of contact or you will. Try your best to make new friends outside the internet.

I've had a shitload of steam friends who i never even speak to anymore, some of which were best friends at The time.

When it all boils down, friends in real life always overrule friends that you only know online. if they are also online friends then its all the better.
User avatar #31 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (04/29/2015) [-]
Thanks for ruining my mood, guy

I can relate pretty well honestly. I've always had a lot of close friends online. It's not even like I didn't have friends in real life, I did, I just seemed to prefer the company of the people I met online more. Overtime they all just drifted away. It used to be a shock if I went a day without talking to someone online, now it's a shock if I do talk to anyone. I just feel like I'm incapable of making friends anymore, even people online. I want to be upset about it, but I know it's all just my fault so I just start hating myself more and more.
#28 - jackcow (04/29/2015) [-]
**jackcow used "*roll picture*"**
**jackcow rolled image** I feel your pain bro, I feel the same in some ways, I'm in college right now, my best friends from High School are all of them making their own lifes, I just want to live a easier life, I want to fell in love with the girl I want, she's the only one for me after my 3 last long relationships, she's totally different, I don't think I could find something similar never... I feel so stuck now, there are only two things that could change my life foever, becoming millionarie or that the girl I want fell deeply in love with me... those are the only two things thats could fill me at all.
User avatar #24 - trojanhulc (04/29/2015) [-]
I know how you feel, friends to me, are just the family that you choose and loosing them really sucks, but keep meeting new people you never know who'll be your new best bud, they may never fill your old one's place but then they shouldn't everyone you care about should have their own place in your heart
#23 - thefates (04/29/2015) [-]
On an unrelated note, that's a nice picture.
User avatar #22 - anygoodnames (04/29/2015) [-]
Don't wish for the past. Be glad that they were a part of your life. Friends will frequently come and go, but don't let that make you strangers when you meet up later.

Don't feel greedy. Just look to yourself. Solaire may no longer be the summon sign you find nowadays to touch, but there will ALWAYS be a sunbro to bring into your life. Don't look near the foggy door anymore. Don't look on the obscure edges. Look on the path you walk.

But you have to keep walking. Otherwise... How can you find the next sunbro to touch your life?

Praise the Sun, friend
User avatar #20 - BaconWrappedSteak (04/29/2015) [-]
I'm sorry for long text.
I needed to vent.
#33 - Have we really sunk so low we're stealing Laughing Colours mem… 04/23/2015 on Circle of Life. +6
#99 - Our ghetto ass school was made back like 100 years ago and the…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on Evil appendix +2
User avatar #101 - symmiie (04/15/2015) [-]
Oh damn dude, that sucks haha.
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#3 to #2 - mcburd (02/07/2015) [-]
******************************************** H-heeey **** why did I say thet so long **** play it cool like cool whip wait I dont even like cool whip FUUUUK
#4 to #3 - BaconWrappedSteak (02/07/2015) [-]
*clears throat* If i looked you up in the dictionary, there'd be a picture of cute- *coughs* I mean, um, if i looked up dictionary in cute, there'd- no, i meant *shuffles cards* if you looked up cute int he dictionary there'd be a picture of me- *drops cards* I, uh *flusters* the, um *panics* the dictionary thinks you're cute .
*clears throat* If i looked you up in the dictionary, there'd be a picture of cute- *coughs* I mean, um, if i looked up dictionary in cute, there'd- no, i meant *shuffles cards* if you looked up cute int he dictionary there'd be a picture of me- *drops cards* I, uh *flusters* the, um *panics* the dictionary thinks you're cute .
#5 to #4 - mcburd (02/07/2015) [-]
It does?   
 			****		 of couse it doesnt what was I thinking 			****		 now they prolly thing Im a pretentious fukko AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
It does?

**** of couse it doesnt what was I thinking **** now they prolly thing Im a pretentious fukko AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#6 to #5 - BaconWrappedSteak (02/07/2015) [-]
Yeah! **** i sounded way to excited for that, fuuuuuck
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