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|#20 - I'm sorry for long text. I needed to vent.||04/29/2015 on friends on the internet||+2|
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#117 - greedtheavaricious (04/29/2015) [-]
My story? I have stumbled into someone. Someone who would change my life, obviously I did not know that at this point. We started hanging out, drinking, smoking, doing random shit. Going out in clubs. Stuff like that.
We both got into MLP (neither of us enjoy it anymore) and kept watching new episodes when they got released. Eventually I got to know his entire family, and we were watching MLP with the kids. That's where I got to know his parents and his little sisters. Ended up spending more time with them than with him, mostly because it was a rough time at home and he was addicted to Skyrim. So I talked to his parents, watched movies with them, shit like that. Eventually, his little sisters kept sticking to me like super glue. Would climb around on me, wanted me to play catch with them or just play around. So I gave in. I started to love those little buggers as if they are my own blood. Eventually it turned from just playing around to assisting with school work, playing video games together, watching cartoons, hell, even countless hours of cuddling.
Now, I live in a different town, left everything behind to move in with my dad. Started an internship at his company, one that I have failed big time. I am applying in both towns now. Either I start back there or I start her. Moving back would be great, but I can't allow myself to let it bother me if it doesn't work out. Otherwise I just stay here.. and visit every now and then.
The reason I am sharing this story with you? To make you understand the situation both of us are in. To learn to move on, instead of dwelling in the past.
If I can do it, so can you.
#65 - Common Pepe (04/29/2015) [-]
Shit please tell me that last message went through it took forever to type.
If not, tldr is you aren't a bad person just a lonely one. Friendships take time, effort and resources and college only make a that harder. Good luck.
#64 - Common Pepe (04/29/2015) [-]
Dang dude, that's pretty shitty. I do have to point out that I've hears you don't really make lasting friendships your freshman year at college. You first have to pass and get into your major which allows you to have the same classes with a consistent group of people. You begin to make lasting friends out of that group.
I don't know what to say about your old friends though. Distance is hard to deal with and unless both sides work hard to keep together its going to fall apart.
I wasn't nearly as close with my online friends, and a lot of them are just that. Heck the group keeps changing and I'm right in the wrong in between space where half of them are adults and the other half are much younger. I still talk to them but it never really gets that deep.
But some of my irl (bad namr but ill gonwith it ) friends a year above me did nearly the same thing.
Except we go to the same college. So I'm really just being ignored.
One of my buddies current senior who was a huge role model has taken lots of time (he as a rediculous major) to hang with me, and we spent some crazy good times together at some events (HvZ especially)
My best friend in the same year as me has been easier to keep up with. I basically have to break into his dorm (its unlocked) and I still only see him once a week but its alright.
I guess what I'm trying to get at is, college is hard. You won't just see people by coincidence and you really have to spend time and resources to keep friendships strong. I believe that those you leave behind will always have a special place in their heart for you, but without nuturing it will never be the same.
Good luck and no you aren't a bad person, just a caring one.
#52 - finalfantasymaster (04/29/2015) [-]
and besides, we love you, FJ loves you, youre our family.
#45 - thepizzadevourer (04/29/2015) [-]
#41 - alfjnn (04/29/2015) [-]
Lemme teach you some things.
I'm a gay stoner comedian from New York City. I once new a boy from Rome. That town is uhh. Quite the place.
But listen. Friends, they come and go. You're a human male. You socialize. It is your very nature to base your life on the lives of others. It is a human thing to do. These tragedies, these struggles in which you involve yourself are not the machinations of you, or any one entity. They simply just are.
Now; some friendships are forged online and online they will stay. This is simply the sad nature of the beast and no shame nor regret should ever come of it. There is no plight quite like growing up, and with growing up comes the loss of friends and loved ones.
You should never consider yourself to be a bad person because you miss those whom you held dear. It is simply a human thing to do.
I personally find that plight and tragedy humanize us; and to be human, is quite a beautiful thing. These experiences, they're the spice of life, they build you, make you stronger; amplify you even! But you should never identify yourself by the tragedy in which you live. You can escape it.
I know what it's like to lose friends. It ain't great. But while the old flame embers and turns to ash, a new one will take its place (eventually) and this sort of change, while natural to fear, shouldn't be feared, because it's a simple fact of life. Time goes on, and so will you. The world turns, the sun burns. It's simply how it is.
Life is a gift, like any other gift I recieve; I try not to question it. Ultimately; do what makes you happy. I don't know you, strange internet person, but you seem like a stand up fuckin' guy, and I wouldn't mind being a skype friend to you.
Praise the sun bruh.
Also you should never ever grow dependent on internet friends. The surrogate for such a strong relationship is far too fragile to put any amount of faith in, and you should see to it that you instead make friends outside the internet. You seem like a good hearted genuine guy, and it'd be in your best interest to do so.
#36 - gearshift (04/29/2015) [-]
Dont get too dependant on friends you meet over the interneT. Either they will fall out of contact or you will. Try your best to make new friends outside the internet.
I've had a shitload of steam friends who i never even speak to anymore, some of which were best friends at The time.
When it all boils down, friends in real life always overrule friends that you only know online. if they are also online friends then its all the better.
#31 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (04/29/2015) [-]
Thanks for ruining my mood, guy
I can relate pretty well honestly. I've always had a lot of close friends online. It's not even like I didn't have friends in real life, I did, I just seemed to prefer the company of the people I met online more. Overtime they all just drifted away. It used to be a shock if I went a day without talking to someone online, now it's a shock if I do talk to anyone. I just feel like I'm incapable of making friends anymore, even people online. I want to be upset about it, but I know it's all just my fault so I just start hating myself more and more.
#28 - jackcow (04/29/2015) [-]
**jackcow used "*roll picture*"**
**jackcow rolled image** I feel your pain bro, I feel the same in some ways, I'm in college right now, my best friends from High School are all of them making their own lifes, I just want to live a easier life, I want to fell in love with the girl I want, she's the only one for me after my 3 last long relationships, she's totally different, I don't think I could find something similar never... I feel so stuck now, there are only two things that could change my life foever, becoming millionarie or that the girl I want fell deeply in love with me... those are the only two things thats could fill me at all.
#24 - trojanhulc (04/29/2015) [-]
I know how you feel, friends to me, are just the family that you choose and loosing them really sucks, but keep meeting new people you never know who'll be your new best bud, they may never fill your old one's place but then they shouldn't everyone you care about should have their own place in your heart
#22 - anygoodnames (04/29/2015) [-]
Don't wish for the past. Be glad that they were a part of your life. Friends will frequently come and go, but don't let that make you strangers when you meet up later.
Don't feel greedy. Just look to yourself. Solaire may no longer be the summon sign you find nowadays to touch, but there will ALWAYS be a sunbro to bring into your life. Don't look near the foggy door anymore. Don't look on the obscure edges. Look on the path you walk.
But you have to keep walking. Otherwise... How can you find the next sunbro to touch your life?
Praise the Sun, friend
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#26 - jvizzlez (04/15/2015) [-]
It was literally the same exact experience He collapsed outside while on his way to English class, I was standing right next to him. He didn't come back to school for another two weeks. During those two weeks, everyone thought he was dead. It turned out it was appendicitis. his favorite snack food to get from the cafeteria were the flaming cheetos, though I'm not sure if he threw anything up
granted, just one week after that I got bronchitis and was out of school for several weeks as well, similarly coming back to everyone thinking I had died.
#27 - BaconWrappedSteak (04/15/2015) [-]
The teacher that was walking with me said i just dropped like a bag of bricks and she had set me to the side of the crosswalk while she called for the nurse & principal. Apparently 2 classes of 8th grades passed my just shocked out of their minds, thinking i was dead or some shit
I feel for your friend William.
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