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Date Signed Up:11/27/2010
Last Login:12/25/2014
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Comment Ranking:#22295
Highest Content Rank:#1950
Highest Comment Rank:#5753
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Level 123 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 124 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Level 183 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 184 Comments: Anon Annihilator
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Content Views:144966
Times Content Favorited:207 times
Total Comments Made:220
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#1151 - **BERTMGERT rolls 885,153,328** 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
#638 - yeah seemed like a good idea at the time 11/12/2014 on Let's play +1
#631 - **BERTMGERT rolled image **  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Let's play +1
#632 - zahidlol (11/12/2014) [-]
Your name is something rare

All caps
#638 - BERTMGERT (11/12/2014) [-]
yeah seemed like a good idea at the time
#1605 - **BERTMGERT rolls 225,691,065** 10/24/2014 on Free Steam 0
#104 - **BERTMGERT rolls 1,819** 10/17/2014 on Skyrim Roulette 0
#185 - What is my lvl? 09/19/2014 on color red 0
#16 - I feel ya bro, worst days of my life.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2014 on Inside Amazon's Warehouse.... +1
User avatar #17 - brokensocialscene (08/30/2014) [-]
its the kind of awful where you aren't even sure how to explain it
#349 - **BERTMGERT rolled image ** 08/26/2014 on Let's play a game, FJ 0
#4669 - **BERTMGERT rolls 4,940** 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
#160 - Power Stance Old Whips +5 with Flame weapon on right hand, off…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Dark Souls Whips +2
User avatar #213 - crazylance (07/05/2014) [-]
I swear to god, I once power stanced both my Old Whips and it only registered one hit. I strike with BOTH whips, the first does 365 damage like a punch to the balls and the other one suddenly slaps for 18 damage. Both of my whips are +4, what is this shit?
User avatar #161 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/16/2014) [-]
Invissible pyromancy glove in right hand, weapon of choice in left hand.

Your move, fucker.
#15 - its called primer  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2014 on NIGHTRIDER THE CHINESE COPY 0
#16 - cerebrallawlsy (06/12/2014) [-]
haha then what? ;)
#6 - **BERTMGERT rolled image ** what walcorn said is true, in …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on dark souls question +3
#9 - newdevyx (06/11/2014) [-]
Nice toast.
#5 - Comment deleted 06/11/2014 on dark souls question 0
#52 - the most OP card in the game, next to Storm Crow that is 06/04/2014 on fuckoff im a badger 0
#3477 - **BERTMGERT rolled image ** 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* 0
#5 - why not have a custom image board set up on funnyjunk to allow…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2014 on Funnyjunk D&D community 0
User avatar #7 - nustix (04/27/2014) [-]
There is one search channels for dnd
#10 - Not trying to start a ********* , but I feel the n…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2014 on Ass talk +1
User avatar #67 - nightmarecorpse (04/25/2014) [-]
For number two please teach me your secrets!

My schedule is go to class 9-6
work from 6:30 - 2am
homework from 2:30am - 4/5:30am
Wake up at 8 and repeat.

No time for any social activity or hobbies whatsoever if there's a trick I'd love to know it.
#11 - **BERTMGERT rolled user alexthesiro ** 04/25/2014 on syrianassassin confirmed... 0
#8 - or go get a job that doesn't pay minimum wage, its not that hard  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Ass talk -5
User avatar #9 - silverzepher (04/25/2014) [-]
a lot of people don't have experience, a lot of people have criminal records, a lot of people can't handle the work load of a job that doesn't pay minimum wadge.
#10 - BERTMGERT (04/25/2014) [-]
Not trying to start a shitstorm, but I feel the need the reply:

1. Criminal Record:
Most offenses, such as misdemeanors, would not stop a person from getting a lets say $10 an hour job. Felons will for sure have a harder time, but they made their choice.

2. Work Load:
Saying work load is too heavy is a cop out. plain and simple. I work 40+ hours a week and go to school full time (18 credit hours) on campus and maintain good grades as well as still having plenty of free time to indulge myself in my hobbies.

3. Experience:
I will give you that one, its hard to find a job that pays above minimum wage without any experience, but having a minimum wage job gives you that experience.

I live in Indy, Indiana where the minimum wage is $7.25 an hour. I worked at wal-mart making this for two years while being out on my own, renting an apartment for $625 a month, still able to pay for all of my necessary food, internet the most important thing , grooming supplies, and random shit. I have since moved on up in life and make around 35K a year while pursuing a degree. It is possible if you are willing to buckle down and forego the little things and get smart about your expenses.
Capitalism is a Game, and with every game there are winners and loosers...Learn to play and git gud
User avatar #67 - nightmarecorpse (04/25/2014) [-]
For number two please teach me your secrets!

My schedule is go to class 9-6
work from 6:30 - 2am
homework from 2:30am - 4/5:30am
Wake up at 8 and repeat.

No time for any social activity or hobbies whatsoever if there's a trick I'd love to know it.
#117 - **BERTMGERT rolled image ** the problem comes when people t…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2014 on Quick and Easy Way to Tie a... +1
User avatar #133 - wiredguy (04/25/2014) [-]
I too wear mine 5 days a week, very thin ties, not a pattern in sight

you know what you're talking about my friend
#195 - **BERTMGERT rolls 2,770,472** 04/22/2014 on Freeeeeeeeeee 0
#11 - Picture 04/22/2014 on That’s Technically Correct +2
#59 - **BERTMGERT rolled image ** 04/16/2014 on ponys 0
#121 - in case anyone is wandering thats the 7x7 burger from Steak &a… 04/16/2014 on Damnit 0
#28 - if someone is that serious about gaining muscle i'm sure they …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on i am the one who squats 0
User avatar #29 - isenseven (04/11/2014) [-]
Well not everyone has time to drive more than an hour to go to the gym. Or, if you're like me, I don't have a car and am in first year university.

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT SHIT.

Luckily I have a goodlift that's about a 10 minute bike-ride from my house, so I'm set 4 lyfe.
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