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#5 - why not have a custom image board set up on funnyjunk to allow…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2014 on Funnyjunk D&D community 0
User avatar #7 - nustix (04/27/2014) [-]
There is one search channels for dnd
#10 - Not trying to start a ********* , but I feel the n…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2014 on Ass talk +1
User avatar #67 - nightmarecorpse (04/25/2014) [-]
For number two please teach me your secrets!

My schedule is go to class 9-6
work from 6:30 - 2am
homework from 2:30am - 4/5:30am
Wake up at 8 and repeat.

No time for any social activity or hobbies whatsoever if there's a trick I'd love to know it.
#11 - **BERTMGERT rolled user alexthesiro ** 04/25/2014 on syrianassassin confirmed... 0
#8 - or go get a job that doesn't pay minimum wage, its not that hard  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Ass talk -5
User avatar #9 - silverzepher (04/25/2014) [-]
a lot of people don't have experience, a lot of people have criminal records, a lot of people can't handle the work load of a job that doesn't pay minimum wadge.
#10 - BERTMGERT (04/25/2014) [-]
Not trying to start a shitstorm, but I feel the need the reply:

1. Criminal Record:
Most offenses, such as misdemeanors, would not stop a person from getting a lets say $10 an hour job. Felons will for sure have a harder time, but they made their choice.

2. Work Load:
Saying work load is too heavy is a cop out. plain and simple. I work 40+ hours a week and go to school full time (18 credit hours) on campus and maintain good grades as well as still having plenty of free time to indulge myself in my hobbies.

3. Experience:
I will give you that one, its hard to find a job that pays above minimum wage without any experience, but having a minimum wage job gives you that experience.

I live in Indy, Indiana where the minimum wage is $7.25 an hour. I worked at wal-mart making this for two years while being out on my own, renting an apartment for $625 a month, still able to pay for all of my necessary food, internet the most important thing , grooming supplies, and random shit. I have since moved on up in life and make around 35K a year while pursuing a degree. It is possible if you are willing to buckle down and forego the little things and get smart about your expenses.
Capitalism is a Game, and with every game there are winners and loosers...Learn to play and git gud
User avatar #67 - nightmarecorpse (04/25/2014) [-]
For number two please teach me your secrets!

My schedule is go to class 9-6
work from 6:30 - 2am
homework from 2:30am - 4/5:30am
Wake up at 8 and repeat.

No time for any social activity or hobbies whatsoever if there's a trick I'd love to know it.
#117 - **BERTMGERT rolled image ** the problem comes when people t…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2014 on Quick and Easy Way to Tie a... +1
User avatar #133 - wiredguy (04/25/2014) [-]
I too wear mine 5 days a week, very thin ties, not a pattern in sight

you know what you're talking about my friend
#195 - **BERTMGERT rolls 2,770,472** 04/22/2014 on Freeeeeeeeeee 0
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#59 - **BERTMGERT rolled image ** 04/16/2014 on ponys 0
#121 - in case anyone is wandering thats the 7x7 burger from Steak &a… 04/16/2014 on Damnit 0
#28 - if someone is that serious about gaining muscle i'm sure they …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on i am the one who squats 0
User avatar #29 - isenseven (04/11/2014) [-]
Well not everyone has time to drive more than an hour to go to the gym. Or, if you're like me, I don't have a car and am in first year university.

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT SHIT.

Luckily I have a goodlift that's about a 10 minute bike-ride from my house, so I'm set 4 lyfe.
#24 - try checking out they have plenty of workouts that don't ev…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2014 on i am the one who squats 0
User avatar #27 - isenseven (04/11/2014) [-]
I'm plenty aware of bodybuilding.com and that there are plenty of good workouts that don't require the 4 main lifts. However, the 5 main lifts, bench press, overhead press, barbell row, squat, and deadlift, are essential for serious gains and core strength because they are exercises that trigger nearly all the muscles in your body to perform.

Sure, you can get some gains while using assisted machines and dumbbells, but when you take out those 5 core exercises, you'll essentially be much weaker and have slower progress than someone who has access to them.
Source: every professional bodybuilder. I don't think you'll find one successful bodybuilder who doesn't use nearly all of those core exercises. Even if you do, it would probably be less than 5% of the total population.
#28 - BERTMGERT (04/11/2014) [-]
if someone is that serious about gaining muscle i'm sure they wouldn't mind driving an hour to the gym.
User avatar #29 - isenseven (04/11/2014) [-]
Well not everyone has time to drive more than an hour to go to the gym. Or, if you're like me, I don't have a car and am in first year university.

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT SHIT.

Luckily I have a goodlift that's about a 10 minute bike-ride from my house, so I'm set 4 lyfe.
#22 - As a member of Planet Fitness myself I can say that I could ca…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/11/2014 on i am the one who squats 0
#32 - mr skeltal (04/11/2014) [-]
faget do you even lift?
User avatar #23 - isenseven (04/11/2014) [-]
A lot of people live in places where Planet Fitness is the only gym within an hour drive.

It's pretty bullshit when you're trying to build muscle and you don't have the proper equipment and have to be quiet.
#24 - BERTMGERT (04/11/2014) [-]
try checking out www.bodybuilding.com/ they have plenty of workouts that don't even require machines, and a set of dumbbells isn't that expensive, less expensive than what you would pay for a gym membership.
User avatar #27 - isenseven (04/11/2014) [-]
I'm plenty aware of bodybuilding.com and that there are plenty of good workouts that don't require the 4 main lifts. However, the 5 main lifts, bench press, overhead press, barbell row, squat, and deadlift, are essential for serious gains and core strength because they are exercises that trigger nearly all the muscles in your body to perform.

Sure, you can get some gains while using assisted machines and dumbbells, but when you take out those 5 core exercises, you'll essentially be much weaker and have slower progress than someone who has access to them.
Source: every professional bodybuilder. I don't think you'll find one successful bodybuilder who doesn't use nearly all of those core exercises. Even if you do, it would probably be less than 5% of the total population.
#28 - BERTMGERT (04/11/2014) [-]
if someone is that serious about gaining muscle i'm sure they wouldn't mind driving an hour to the gym.
User avatar #29 - isenseven (04/11/2014) [-]
Well not everyone has time to drive more than an hour to go to the gym. Or, if you're like me, I don't have a car and am in first year university.

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT SHIT.

Luckily I have a goodlift that's about a 10 minute bike-ride from my house, so I'm set 4 lyfe.
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#23 - thanks for the tip, I'll try it and post how it goes  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on any other pipe makers out... 0
User avatar #24 - joshbafford (03/11/2014) [-]
yea just take your time with it, when its all done it should look really nice. it may be a bit darker around the crack but it'll smoke just the same and gives your pipe a story
#21 - my nephew got a hold of it and smoked it too hot and dropped i…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2014 on any other pipe makers out... 0
User avatar #22 - joshbafford (03/11/2014) [-]
awe man that sucks. im srry to hear that, if you want to fix it up just take wood dust, like fine dust from sanding. take that get it a little wet and rub it really good into the crack, then put a drop of super glue all along the crack and sand it smooth with really fine sandpaper. that'll fix it up just as good as any pipe repair place will do and its free
User avatar #23 - BERTMGERT (03/11/2014) [-]
thanks for the tip, I'll try it and post how it goes
User avatar #24 - joshbafford (03/11/2014) [-]
yea just take your time with it, when its all done it should look really nice. it may be a bit darker around the crack but it'll smoke just the same and gives your pipe a story
#19 - I smoke occasionally, haven't done it much since my Eric Nordi…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/11/2014 on any other pipe makers out... 0
User avatar #20 - joshbafford (03/11/2014) [-]
oh man thats a shame. iv a got a nording too. there beautiful pipes. what exactly happened to yours
User avatar #21 - BERTMGERT (03/11/2014) [-]
my nephew got a hold of it and smoked it too hot and dropped it all at the same time. There is a small heat fracture and a little dent around the lip.
User avatar #22 - joshbafford (03/11/2014) [-]
awe man that sucks. im srry to hear that, if you want to fix it up just take wood dust, like fine dust from sanding. take that get it a little wet and rub it really good into the crack, then put a drop of super glue all along the crack and sand it smooth with really fine sandpaper. that'll fix it up just as good as any pipe repair place will do and its free
User avatar #23 - BERTMGERT (03/11/2014) [-]
thanks for the tip, I'll try it and post how it goes
User avatar #24 - joshbafford (03/11/2014) [-]
yea just take your time with it, when its all done it should look really nice. it may be a bit darker around the crack but it'll smoke just the same and gives your pipe a story
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