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BERTMGERT

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Date Signed Up:11/27/2010
Last Login:2/28/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#21564
Highest Content Rank:#1950
Highest Comment Rank:#5753
Content Thumbs: 2378 total,  2594 ,  216
Comment Thumbs: 884 total,  995 ,  111
Content Level Progress: 68.99% (69/100)
Level 123 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 124 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 40% (4/10)
Level 184 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 185 Comments: Anon Annihilator
Subscribers:0
Content Views:145598
Times Content Favorited:207 times
Total Comments Made:225
FJ Points:3221
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#598 - apparently the answer is 6 02/23/2015 on Mini FJ FAQ 0
#594 - **BERTMGERT used "*roll 99, 1-100*"** **BERTMGERT rolls 039…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2015 on Mini FJ FAQ 0
#598 - BERTMGERT (02/23/2015) [-]
apparently the answer is 6
#1231 - you signed up exactly one year before i did, its like we are a…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2015 on Almost one with the FJ 0
User avatar #1232 - FlameBreaker (01/22/2015) [-]
I'm one of the infinite future clones all birthed in alternative dimensions.
These dimensions all complete one vibration exactly 3.15569 to the power of 10 ms after another.

Your creating an account on FJ was the catalyst that caused Hitler's Osama's inifinite-life device to finally malfunction. That is why clones of your essence must be created at the exact same time in the alternate dimensions to ensure that this same thing happens there too.

Also, I'm an attractive member of the opposite sex and was accidently thrown into your world and I must live in your house so you can accidently fall on me and grope me so I can react violently but then blush and scold you lovingly.
#421 - logging in might help  [+] (3 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Almost one with the FJ +9
User avatar #792 - FlameBreaker (01/20/2015) [-]
Caps are cool. But check out how dank the blue of my name is.
User avatar #1231 - BERTMGERT (01/21/2015) [-]
you signed up exactly one year before i did, its like we are all part of the same machine...that or this weed is too dank.
User avatar #1232 - FlameBreaker (01/22/2015) [-]
I'm one of the infinite future clones all birthed in alternative dimensions.
These dimensions all complete one vibration exactly 3.15569 to the power of 10 ms after another.

Your creating an account on FJ was the catalyst that caused Hitler's Osama's inifinite-life device to finally malfunction. That is why clones of your essence must be created at the exact same time in the alternate dimensions to ensure that this same thing happens there too.

Also, I'm an attractive member of the opposite sex and was accidently thrown into your world and I must live in your house so you can accidently fall on me and grope me so I can react violently but then blush and scold you lovingly.
#11 - its been a little while, i think it was called circle dock or … 01/18/2015 on Technologic 0
#75 - the article if anyone wants it  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2014 on Idk +1
User avatar #82 - thisxshitxisxhard (12/20/2014) [-]
i clicked its in my history fuck anyone who finds it
#541 - **BERTMGERT used "*roll cis privilege*"** **BERTMGERT rolls… 12/16/2014 on Did you check your... +1
#86 - In case anyone was wandering the image for the money pill is a… 11/28/2014 on Choice Games Channel! 0
#571 - Capital Letter Master Race  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2014 on Thanksgiving capital letter... +2
User avatar #578 - ROFLKNIEF (11/28/2014) [-]
FUCK YEAH FULL CAPSMODE
#75 - Stabbed by everything...well 11/16/2014 on suffocated by hugs 0
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