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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, Playstation 4, desktop PC
Video Games Played: Halo Reach, PGR4, Counter-Strike: Source, and so many more
X-box Gamertag: DrLovemaster69
Interests: Guitar, climbing, anime
Date Signed Up:10/01/2010
Last Login:10/25/2014
Location:England
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Comment Ranking:#184
Highest Content Rank:#4053
Highest Comment Rank:#180
Content Thumbs: 750 total,  865 ,  115
Comment Thumbs: 29974 total,  34025 ,  4051
Content Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 59 Content: Sammich eater → Level 60 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 8.8% (88/1000)
Level 327 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 328 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
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Content Views:40209
Times Content Favorited:48 times
Total Comments Made:5802
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#117 - Stay strong mate 09/05/2013 on Neat. +2
#65 - Just to clear this up: The point of this isn't that …  [+] (12 new replies) 09/05/2013 on Neat. +229
#173 - cheddarkiller (09/06/2013) [-]
As someone who was formerly suicidal, I can tell you this isn't the case. Life didn't look better the closer I got, and the only real point of suicide was as an escape anyway. The only reason I didn't do it was because it looked like death sucked just as bad as life did, so I'm screwed either way.

I can see the metaphor applying to execution, but suicide does not make life look more appealing. At least, it didn't for me.
User avatar #142 - hydraetis (09/06/2013) [-]
I can confirm this.
#127 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/05/2013) [-]
Thanks for interpreting it for everyone.
User avatar #130 - Awesomecarrot (09/05/2013) [-]
A load of people were flaming the post for promoting suicide so I thought
I'd suggest another viewpoint, as it wasn't fair.
#121 - senselessness (09/05/2013) [-]
Some guy in my class hung himself a few months ago.
At his funreal, his family said the day he did it, he was happier than most of the months before, but still did it.
He was a good guy
User avatar #124 - Awesomecarrot (09/05/2013) [-]
That must really suck. My condolences.
#98 - mitjasaric (09/05/2013) [-]
I kinda don't see it like that.. i think the people who want to commit suicide, see the outside of the noose as life, gray as in unable to live on, because everything is letting them down and they just want everything to end and that's what they see on the inside of the noose, the bright colors, the solution...
#108 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/05/2013) [-]
In the times ive tried to kill myself, i only didn't because my parents faces just wouldnt leave me head. The things i would have done to my family. My brother thinking it was his fault ect... And then i thought about how much easier it would be without me. My view (because ive been there) is its both. the faces i saw, my family was already broken just, i cant even put it in words. i still struggle with depression. But ive got some people to help now. but even sharing this is painfull. And in case you are wondering, I am a high school student, 15, attempted suicide 7 times, and im not gehtto or anything, im just prone to it. annyway, my point is, its both, you see the light in the end of YOUR tunnel, and the darkness in the loved ones.
User avatar #117 - Awesomecarrot (09/05/2013) [-]
Stay strong mate
User avatar #99 - xxl (09/05/2013) [-]
I concurr
#71 - gastrofizzy (09/05/2013) [-]
Was wondering If I was going to have to explain it to people.
User avatar #68 - admiralen (09/05/2013) [-]
its trying to explain autoerotic asphysxiation to people who dont get it you silly goose
#98 - Put this on tumblr where it's needed 09/05/2013 on Feminism is a joke -2
#16 - Credit to Gunshow Comics. Why the **** d…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/05/2013 on You Were Wrong +22
#82 - strangesir (09/06/2013) [-]
Because people are fucking penises.
#20 - mordakai (09/05/2013) [-]
No watermarks on their comics
#39 - Awesomecarrot (09/05/2013) [-]
The logo on the bottom then, if you want to be pedantic
#231 - I used to ******* love that show 09/04/2013 on Planes 0
#20 - ******* hilarious 08/31/2013 on Photoshop Master. +1
#57 - Same. I guess that's what happens when the majority of the sit… 08/31/2013 on I wish I was this smooth +2
#54 - I do like tumblr. I just wish they'd stop being so liberal.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/31/2013 on I wish I was this smooth +2
#110 - urbemarmis (08/31/2013) [-]
i think a more conservative site would be funny because conservatives dont care. theyll make jokes about anything and anyone. and they arent the snobby "only cultured people will get this" types of jokes either theyre the sex dick and fart type jokes that no matter how old you are you laugh. and those are just the immature ones too. then theres the racial jokes
User avatar #67 - lorddarkskull (08/31/2013) [-]
nowhere near as bad as the internet tumor of reddit
#56 - weenieandthebutt (08/31/2013) [-]
I like that cool part of tumblr as well as the gifs section but the feminism and fat-acceptance bullshit really annoys the fuck outta me!
#73 - verby (08/31/2013) [-]
But TITP is so fun to laugh at
User avatar #57 - Awesomecarrot (08/31/2013) [-]
Same. I guess that's what happens when the majority of the site is female, though.
#131 - RHCP should have stuck with the original. 08/31/2013 on Smile? Really? 0
#59 - Picture 08/29/2013 on normal day in anime +2
#24 - Scary Movie 3 was ******* hilarious  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2013 on Zombie 0
User avatar #29 - PEDOBEARKIDS (08/28/2013) [-]
this video shot is from scary movie 4
but yes 3 was amazing
User avatar #44 - Kyag (08/29/2013) [-]
Wait.. are you sure? Cause I clearly remember this scene from 3. Its the scene where they are at at the bar talking about walking up dead or something. I clearly remember it from 3. Could be wrong though.
#41 - Man you'd love Attack on Titan 08/28/2013 on Ghetsis and Hydreigon +7
#28 - Hilarious office prank! Kill his wife and family! LOL XD!  [+] (6 new replies) 08/28/2013 on Hilarious office prank -5
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#58 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/28/2013) [-]
now make 8995 more
#66 - That's all gravy except for the plants on top of the speakers.…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2013 on Read description. 0
User avatar #72 - subaqueousreach (08/28/2013) [-]
Speakers are just noisy end tables
#54 - This is a terrible analogy. Not all damage you do is irreversi… 08/28/2013 on The Power Of Apologizing +1
#22 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2013 on Boredom is the best tool... +5
User avatar #97 - applelemon (08/28/2013) [-]
Where is this gif from?
#120 - tanabata (08/28/2013) [-]
Sora no Woto
#124 - I can't see how Monty Python is related to Dr. Who in any way,…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2013 on (untitled) 0
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#106 - Are the first few actually for real? Man, talk about taking yo… 08/27/2013 on We're a culture not a costume 0
#82 - I wish I could. 08/27/2013 on (untitled) 0
#39 - Picture 08/27/2013 on Fuck Yo Shit +6
#70 - Why is anything anything? /existential crisis 08/26/2013 on Surius? 0
#22 - This was a genuinely funny movie, as were all the Scary Movies…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2013 on Family Reunion 0
#48 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/26/2013) [-]
anything past scary movie III sucked in my opinon
User avatar #50 - snowshark (08/26/2013) [-]
Even III had it's problems. II wasn't fantastic either. They weren't bad but they weren't exactly on the same level as Life of Brian. I'd definitely watch them if I was with some friends but they wouldn't be my first choice is all I'm saying.
User avatar #28 - shaftyface (08/26/2013) [-]
The opening scene made me want to die.
#74 - Yeah but that was a special occasion because it was Bane's bir… 08/25/2013 on Thats why he fights at night 0
#55 - Nichijou, man 08/25/2013 on You're not going anywhere. +1
#68 - Implying batman uses his suit in the daylight  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2013 on Thats why he fights at night 0
#69 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/25/2013) [-]
He did in the dark knight rises.
User avatar #74 - Awesomecarrot (08/25/2013) [-]
Yeah but that was a special occasion because it was Bane's birthday or something.
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User avatar #28 - swagfagit (08/26/2014) [-]
ur ghey
User avatar #30 to #29 - swagfagit (08/26/2014) [-]
no u
User avatar #24 - sciencexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
YOU ************* GENIUS
DID YOU GET COLOURED TEXT OR NOT
User avatar #25 to #24 - Awesomecarrot (08/25/2014) [-]
I SURE DID.
Bask in my orange glory
User avatar #27 to #25 - cann ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
wish i had color text lucky ass
User avatar #26 to #25 - sciencexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
LIKE A CARROT
IT'S MAGNIFICO
I'M SO JELUS
User avatar #19 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
im bored
User avatar #17 - kokanum ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
oh my god that's a cute avatar
User avatar #18 to #17 - Awesomecarrot (01/07/2014) [-]
Thanks! Pretty badass in a way, too. Naruchu.
User avatar #15 - tarekmig (08/28/2013) [-]
now make 8995 more
#14 - tarekmig has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #13 - jabsgreywarden (02/07/2013) [-]
wilst thou be my friend again?
#10 - swanseajack (01/17/2011) [-]
I don't know why people thumbed you down, but I'm thankful for that bad ass bike :)
User avatar #11 to #10 - Awesomecarrot (01/17/2011) [-]
T'is ok, people just don't appreciate coolness these days -_-
User avatar #4 - nomable (12/11/2010) [-]
Haha how many levels did that -264 thumbed comment take away lol
User avatar #5 to #4 - Awesomecarrot (12/12/2010) [-]
Just one, but I'll get the thumbs back eventually xD
User avatar #6 to #5 - nomable (12/12/2010) [-]
haha thats good that its only one XD Haha good luck getting it back XD
User avatar #8 to #6 - freakaleak (12/20/2010) [-]
guess who gained them back?
User avatar #9 to #8 - Awesomecarrot (12/20/2010) [-]
Yup xD Earned more than I lost
User avatar #7 to #6 - Awesomecarrot (12/12/2010) [-]
Cheers :]
User avatar #1 - SubjectThree (12/08/2010) [-]
Wow,dude. That must be the must thumbed down comment ever.
User avatar #3 to #1 - Awesomecarrot (12/09/2010) [-]
**** , I'm actually proud of that
User avatar #2 to #1 - ShadowXwwNeow (12/09/2010) [-]
This one time I saw one around -500.
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