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#68 - This got me good 10/22/2016 on Halo 0
#46 - Havel's in DS3? :o  [+] (1 reply) 10/22/2016 on git gud havel 0
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#49 - mazzy (10/22/2016) [-]
a havel knight
not havel technically
#27 - I think it's worth noting that the Russian oligarch in questio…  [+] (6 replies) 10/18/2016 on Julian Assange Situation +124
#76 - deathzen (10/18/2016) [-]
Everything went better with dead commies.
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#58 - silverzepher (10/18/2016) [-]
I have a feeling that if russia was involved id assume it would be to get him out, in an interesting change of pace of "Russia supporting journalistic freedoms" or some shit
#61 - anon (10/18/2016) [-]
I highly doubt Russia would do anything to actually directly aid Assange, mostly because Assange would absolutely love getting his hands on Russian files. Everyone likes Assange until he digs up your own secrets.
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#39 - godlessbastard (10/18/2016) [-]
"In fact six of the journalists who worked for it have been murdered."

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#28 - questionableferret (10/18/2016) [-]
Much appreciated, Carrot. Living up to at least half of your name right there, however the fact that this news drops so soon after the news leaked, and before it was made public, this is very coincidentally timed for it to be simply the work of an errant editor.

Stranger things have happened, but then again, the number of coincidences that surround Hillary Clinton getting what she wants is concerning if not worryingly suspicious.

Have a sticky.
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#60 - Awesomecarrot (10/18/2016) [-]
Cheers man!

Yeah I can totally understand why anyone would be suspicious, it certainly is coincidental if nothing else. Time will tell
#39 - Man I haven't seen this film in years  [+] (2 replies) 10/14/2016 on That sneaky lizard again +1
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#40 - topheavymonkeyy (10/14/2016) [-]
What is it?
I was a late 90's kid and I feel like I've missed out.
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#41 - Awesomecarrot (10/16/2016) [-]
A Disney film called The Rescuers Down Under. It's a sequel to The Rescuers.
#79 - Picture 10/12/2016 on Mustache. +1