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|Consoles Owned:||Xbox 360, Playstation 4, desktop PC|
|Video Games Played:||Halo Reach, PGR4, Counter-Strike: Source, and so many more|
|Interests:||Guitar, climbing, anime|
|Date Signed Up:||10/01/2010|
|Funnyjunk Career Stats|
|Highest Content Rank:||#2379|
|Highest Comment Rank:||#176|
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|Times Content Favorited:||81 times|
|Total Comments Made:||6346|
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|#74 - I'm sorry what||04/08/2015 on So am i, apparently||+2|
|#132 - Yeah the corny jokes do get old but at least they're being alr…||04/07/2015 on Old people||0|
|#108 - As someone who's worked in a store for the past 2 years, … [+] (17 new replies)||04/06/2015 on Old people||+102|
#228 - brolylssj (04/07/2015) [-]
I've had a big group of 20-something, tattooed Cholos come into my store. They needed formula for a kitten they found. They were polite and thankful and all 10 of them had questions on how to raise it In the end, one of them took him in full time and still comes in for food every month or so .
I've also had an 80-something year old woman spit on me when I said that she probably shouldn't be feeding her dog IAMS AKA Shit if he'd been throwing up and shitting himself since she switched over which he did in my store .
The problem is a lot of old people have no respect for young people.
And that old people with small dogs are hatred incarnate.
#160 - karkzan (04/07/2015) [-]
>Labor Day so we close early, signs on every door.
>40-50 yr old ass hat still shopping 5 minutes after closing time.
>"sir we are sorry but we are closing now, you are going to have to finish what you are doing and check out."
>Throws all his shit from his cart everywhere.
>Cunt storms out of the store with clenched fists
>reaches sliding doors
>fucking grabs one as its about to close and pulls it off the fucking track
>shakes it in rage for a good 10 seconds
> "LETS SEE YOU CLOSE NOW YOU CUNTS"
> What the fuck man?
> Gets in his rusty truck and screeches off.
Hooray for retail!
#134 - anonymous (04/07/2015) [-]
Dude, I work at a pizza place, when these cunts get told that they cant use a "free order of breadsticks" coupon with any other discounted special they foam at the mouth and scream at you.
#225 - brolylssj (04/07/2015) [-]
Because I dress well I have 6 pairs of Khaki dress pants, 8 pairs of black and only 4 jeans wear a full apron instead of a half one My gut hangs out over the half and spend most of my time at the front of the store I'm usually the cashier, but I patrol the front for customer service , most people think I'm the manager. I get the majority of these people yelling at me when my coworkers do shit. It's always kind of funny.
"Ma'am, I teach dogs to sit down, I'm not in charge of shit."
#121 - saltyfries (04/07/2015) [-]
30 somethings and younger are easily the nicest people, and their kids are surprisingly well behaved (and sometimes hilarious!)
elderly people, while for the most part are equally nice and sweet, sometimes I can tell aren't aware that things change or are very slow (which is understandable, and it makes me feel for them)
it's baby boomers that are the worst, men or women, doesn't matter, people from 40-60 years old are easily some of the rudest, least caring, least intelligent people I've ever met. They say the same jokes, over, and over, and over, and OVER, AGAIN AND AGAIN!
Honestly, I'm not going to repeat it, so here's my rant about these kinds of people www.funnyjunk.com/Old+people/funny-pictures/5486172/50#50
#231 - volcanicdiarrhea (04/07/2015) [-]
I haven't gotten anything too bad, thankfully.
Most people are really nice and, you know, not annoying.
The worst I dealt with was just today.
Two women bought easily over 150 items, each.
All of it was easter stuff priced at 50% off.
But they insisted that it hadn't been discounted, and had me either confirm or override the price of every. single. item.
This was at like 10 PM, and I had been there since 4:30.
My store is open 24 hours, but after like 9:30 PM, they only have 1-2 registers open.
Tonight, one of those registers was mine.
As you can imagine, everyone who ended up behind these women was fucking pissed.
Thankfully, they understood that it wasn't my fault, were not mad at me, and did not take it out on me.
#132 - Awesomecarrot (04/07/2015) [-]
Yeah the corny jokes do get old but at least they're being alright.
Some people are just genuinely nasty. ALSO when people spend like
5 mins searching through all their coupons trying to find the right ones
for what they just bought. Like, you just spend 5 mins doing absolutely
nothing in the queue! You could have done it then rather than make everyone else wait.
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