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Video Games Played: Halo Reach, PGR4, Counter-Strike: Source, and so many more
X-box Gamertag: DrLovemaster69
Interests: Guitar, climbing, anime
Date Signed Up:10/01/2010
Last Login:4/17/2015
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#43 - Picture 04/11/2015 on Dank Animals Comp +1
#116 - I get that it looks a bit weird but... can't we just… 04/11/2015 on Jaden Smith, everyone +2
#193 - Looks like Nitronic Rush  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2015 on my wee wee hurts 0
User avatar #213 - mypenisismoist (04/11/2015) [-]
It's Nitronic rush's sequel, Distance I believe.
User avatar #234 - Awesomecarrot (04/11/2015) [-]
Oh sweet! Didn't know it had a sequel
#135 - They do make a lot of things seem worse than they are. How… 04/11/2015 on That PeTa though. 0
#63 - I don't know why I can relate so much to this 04/11/2015 on Short comic about love +1
#178 - Frosty-wosty lickamalots 04/09/2015 on We all have different names... 0
#125 - ARSE DAGGER 04/09/2015 on Anatomy +2
#171 - Dang 04/09/2015 on Extreme Nerfing 0
#89 - This was so well-written and hilarious. You should consid…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/09/2015 on Extreme Nerfing 0
User avatar #96 - grimsho (04/09/2015) [-]
As the sticky says it wasn't his story.
The source is from some tumblr blog.
User avatar #171 - Awesomecarrot (04/09/2015) [-]
#74 - I'm sorry what 04/08/2015 on So am i, apparently +2
#132 - Yeah the corny jokes do get old but at least they're being alr… 04/07/2015 on Old people 0
#108 - As someone who's worked in a store for the past 2 years, …  [+] (17 new replies) 04/06/2015 on Old people +102
User avatar #261 - cryingchicken (04/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #228 - brolylssj (04/07/2015) [-]
I've had a big group of 20-something, tattooed Cholos come into my store. They needed formula for a kitten they found. They were polite and thankful and all 10 of them had questions on how to raise it In the end, one of them took him in full time and still comes in for food every month or so .
I've also had an 80-something year old woman spit on me when I said that she probably shouldn't be feeding her dog IAMS AKA Shit if he'd been throwing up and shitting himself since she switched over which he did in my store .
The problem is a lot of old people have no respect for young people.
And that old people with small dogs are hatred incarnate.
User avatar #267 - neokun (04/07/2015) [-]
Don't worry those kinds of shits will die soon and out generation of young people will be nicer.
#160 - karkzan (04/07/2015) [-]
>sporting goods store
>Labor Day so we close early, signs on every door.
>40-50 yr old ass hat still shopping 5 minutes after closing time.
>"sir we are sorry but we are closing now, you are going to have to finish what you are doing and check out."
>Throws all his shit from his cart everywhere.
>Cunt storms out of the store with clenched fists
>reaches sliding doors
>fucking grabs one as its about to close and pulls it off the fucking track
>shakes it in rage for a good 10 seconds
> What the fuck man?
> Gets in his rusty truck and screeches off.

Hooray for retail!
User avatar #206 - renespar (04/07/2015) [-]
please, please tell me someone reported that asshole, like I wouldn't care if I hated my job. that asshole would be fucking fined at least
#184 - saltyfries (04/07/2015) [-]
and people wonder why no one likes shopping at retail or working in retail anymore, because of these kind of fuckheads
#163 - gotthembarrels (04/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #130 - haxorman (04/07/2015) [-]
Im 22 years old and I completely agree. I worked retail for 3 years so far and this is an accurate description. Its fucking annoying too when people get mad over their coupons or discounts not working on certain items.
#134 - anonymous (04/07/2015) [-]
Dude, I work at a pizza place, when these cunts get told that they cant use a "free order of breadsticks" coupon with any other discounted special they foam at the mouth and scream at you.
#122 - eldorito (04/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #225 - brolylssj (04/07/2015) [-]
Because I dress well I have 6 pairs of Khaki dress pants, 8 pairs of black and only 4 jeans wear a full apron instead of a half one My gut hangs out over the half and spend most of my time at the front of the store I'm usually the cashier, but I patrol the front for customer service , most people think I'm the manager. I get the majority of these people yelling at me when my coworkers do shit. It's always kind of funny.
"Ma'am, I teach dogs to sit down, I'm not in charge of shit."
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#121 - saltyfries (04/07/2015) [-]
cashier at local grocery store, it's pretty similar to yours
30 somethings and younger are easily the nicest people, and their kids are surprisingly well behaved (and sometimes hilarious!)
elderly people, while for the most part are equally nice and sweet, sometimes I can tell aren't aware that things change or are very slow (which is understandable, and it makes me feel for them)
it's baby boomers that are the worst, men or women, doesn't matter, people from 40-60 years old are easily some of the rudest, least caring, least intelligent people I've ever met. They say the same jokes, over, and over, and over, and OVER, AGAIN AND AGAIN!

Honestly, I'm not going to repeat it, so here's my rant about these kinds of people www.funnyjunk.com/Old+people/funny-pictures/5486172/50#50
User avatar #219 - volcanicdiarrhea (04/07/2015) [-]
My first day on the register, I got the "Oh, it must be free" shit.
I briefly saw the world turn red.
User avatar #223 - brolylssj (04/07/2015) [-]
2 years at the register.
"Oh, it must be free."
"The hundred's good, printed it this morning."
"Do you work here."
It will NEVER end.
User avatar #231 - volcanicdiarrhea (04/07/2015) [-]
I haven't gotten anything too bad, thankfully.
Most people are really nice and, you know, not annoying.
The worst I dealt with was just today.
Two women bought easily over 150 items, each.
All of it was easter stuff priced at 50% off.
But they insisted that it hadn't been discounted, and had me either confirm or override the price of every. single. item.
This was at like 10 PM, and I had been there since 4:30.
My store is open 24 hours, but after like 9:30 PM, they only have 1-2 registers open.
Tonight, one of those registers was mine.
As you can imagine, everyone who ended up behind these women was fucking pissed.
Thankfully, they understood that it wasn't my fault, were not mad at me, and did not take it out on me.
User avatar #132 - Awesomecarrot (04/07/2015) [-]
Yeah the corny jokes do get old but at least they're being alright.
Some people are just genuinely nasty. ALSO when people spend like
5 mins searching through all their coupons trying to find the right ones
for what they just bought. Like, you just spend 5 mins doing absolutely
nothing in the queue! You could have done it then rather than make everyone else wait.
#221 - rekd 04/06/2015 on I agree with TAA on this one. 0
#103 - Let's not forget the toilets at Off The Wall. More cocaine…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2015 on Fear the bear 0
User avatar #111 - Nigga (04/06/2015) [-]
And the cunts in VIP at cruise
#35 - I thought it was ******* hilarious. Sarah don't … 04/03/2015 on Tinder Lines +1
#55 - Ah, yes. The good ol' DSend days. 04/03/2015 on Never Forget 0
#69 - It's called the wilhelm scream, if you mean the shouty thing a…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2015 on True Love 0
User avatar #70 - YYfilms (04/02/2015) [-]
Naa the actual beautiful violent snapping, it reminds me of ed edd n eddy a bit
User avatar #84 - omicronperseieight (04/03/2015) [-]
Ed Edd n Eddy had the most stereotypical cartoon sound effects. And it was perfect
#68 - Dublyoo made this? This is hilarious 04/02/2015 on True Love 0
#215 - After converting to celsius, the SUPERIOR temperature unit, I …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2015 on My Friends Call Me Frankenhand +1
User avatar #297 - toooldforthis (04/03/2015) [-]
It did. I ended up going into shock pretty quickly, and the burn was so hot that i cooked my nerve endings, so i stopped feeling it within a short time.
#25 - To be fair Greggs pasties are ******* sick 04/02/2015 on He didn't see that cumming 0
#67 - The last one 04/01/2015 on Mommy I think my leg is gay 0
#127 - So are you still the vocalist for Fall Out Boy or?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/01/2015 on Photos of kids/parents at... +3
#130 - phobiaexposure (04/01/2015) [-]
Honestly, this is the first time I've been compared to him, and I don't know how I should take it.
User avatar #152 - compared (04/02/2015) [-]
Hey, thanks for the mention!

These replies are shorter than normal since I've been away for a few days and need to catch up on my mentions but don't want to take too much time.
User avatar #136 - Pootering (04/01/2015) [-]
Long and hard
#57 - Picture 04/01/2015 on ≡≡≡ 0
#40 - I love the art style 04/01/2015 on Kid Fortress +1
#155 - Pls 04/01/2015 on Mike Inel heeds your plea! +1
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #28 - swagfagit (08/26/2014) [-]
ur ghey
User avatar #30 to #29 - swagfagit (08/26/2014) [-]
no u
User avatar #24 - sciencexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
YOU ************* GENIUS
User avatar #25 to #24 - Awesomecarrot (08/25/2014) [-]
Bask in my orange glory
User avatar #27 to #25 - cann (08/25/2014) [-]
wish i had color text lucky ass
User avatar #26 to #25 - sciencexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
im bored
User avatar #17 - kokanum (01/06/2014) [-]
oh my god that's a cute avatar
User avatar #18 to #17 - Awesomecarrot (01/07/2014) [-]
Thanks! Pretty badass in a way, too. Naruchu.
User avatar #15 - tarekmig (08/28/2013) [-]
now make 8995 more
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User avatar #13 - jabsgreywarden (02/07/2013) [-]
wilst thou be my friend again?
#10 - swanseajack (01/17/2011) [-]
I don't know why people thumbed you down, but I'm thankful for that bad ass bike :)
User avatar #11 to #10 - Awesomecarrot (01/17/2011) [-]
T'is ok, people just don't appreciate coolness these days -_-
User avatar #4 - nomable (12/11/2010) [-]
Haha how many levels did that -264 thumbed comment take away lol
User avatar #5 to #4 - Awesomecarrot (12/12/2010) [-]
Just one, but I'll get the thumbs back eventually xD
User avatar #6 to #5 - nomable (12/12/2010) [-]
haha thats good that its only one XD Haha good luck getting it back XD
User avatar #8 to #6 - freakaleak (12/20/2010) [-]
guess who gained them back?
User avatar #9 to #8 - Awesomecarrot (12/20/2010) [-]
Yup xD Earned more than I lost
User avatar #7 to #6 - Awesomecarrot (12/12/2010) [-]
Cheers :]
User avatar #1 - SubjectThree (12/08/2010) [-]
Wow,dude. That must be the must thumbed down comment ever.
User avatar #3 to #1 - Awesomecarrot (12/09/2010) [-]
**** , I'm actually proud of that
User avatar #2 to #1 - ShadowXwwNeow (12/09/2010) [-]
This one time I saw one around -500.
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