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Awesomecarrot

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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, Playstation 4, desktop PC
Video Games Played: Halo Reach, PGR4, Counter-Strike: Source, and so many more
X-box Gamertag: DrLovemaster69
Interests: Guitar, climbing, anime
Date Signed Up:10/01/2010
Last Login:12/26/2014
Location:England
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#2805
Highest Content Rank:#4053
Highest Comment Rank:#176
Content Thumbs: 751 total,  866 ,  115
Comment Thumbs: 30546 total,  34631 ,  4085
Content Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 59 Content: Sammich eater → Level 60 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 49.8% (498/1000)
Level 327 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 328 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:6
Content Views:40321
Times Content Favorited:48 times
Total Comments Made:5974
FJ Points:28284
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#74 - Picture 12/24/2014 on Scroll down 0
#19 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2014 on Not funny? +1
#34 - thesticklebricks (12/24/2014) [-]
#30 - At first I didn't get that she put a picture on the wood; I th… 12/24/2014 on transfer a photo +11
#15 - ******* Marquez man. Can't believe I missed MotoG… 12/22/2014 on gotta go faster +2
#917 - **Awesomecarrot used "*roll rpg name*"** **Awesomecarrot ro… 12/21/2014 on rpg name generator 0
#59 - That's the life 12/11/2014 on The Pirate Bay's... 0
#64 - Scandanavia man  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2014 on That's so Denmark +11
#137 - wtfduud (12/11/2014) [-]
'Navia Cunt
#111 - hurzg (12/11/2014) [-]
Scandanavia
#40 - So because their methods are barbaric, the US have to follow s… 12/11/2014 on Christmas +2
#217 - You already have 'fat retarded cunts' telling you how to live.…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/11/2014 on Fuck GreenPeace 0
User avatar #220 - TwiztidNinja (12/11/2014) [-]
Weww socialism!
User avatar #218 - TwiztidNinja (12/11/2014) [-]
But im not merican
#221 - anonymous (12/11/2014) [-]
eh.... it probably still applies wherever you are
#210 - Sure they were in the wrong there, that was a stupid move. …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Fuck GreenPeace 0
#219 - anonymous (12/11/2014) [-]
I've held the belief that if certain members of a group are out of line, it is up to the group at large to put them in their place. Christians should denounce Westboro Baptist Church, Feminists should denounce SJWs, Muslims should denounce terrorists. If there were nothing wrong with Greenpeace, they would set it right themselves. Until then, there is something wrong with them.
User avatar #214 - TwiztidNinja (12/11/2014) [-]
Yes there is something wrong with green peace in general.
I do not want a pack of fat retarded cunts telling me how to live my life, if greenpeace had their way that is what would be happening.
User avatar #217 - Awesomecarrot (12/11/2014) [-]
You already have 'fat retarded cunts' telling you how to live. Welcome to 'democracy'.
User avatar #220 - TwiztidNinja (12/11/2014) [-]
Weww socialism!
User avatar #218 - TwiztidNinja (12/11/2014) [-]
But im not merican
#221 - anonymous (12/11/2014) [-]
eh.... it probably still applies wherever you are
#69 - Demo's the best anime reviewer going 12/10/2014 on Review of Me!Me!Me! by Demo D +1
#58 - Halo 3 had the biggest videogame hype I've ever seen (my local… 12/08/2014 on Losing way intensifies +1
#44 - **Awesomecarrot rolled image ** this big 12/08/2014 on dinocock 0
#122 - The weaboo hair is so hot though 12/08/2014 on Starterpack compilation -2
#70 - Picture 12/08/2014 on He can see the bright side 0
#21 - I doubt it...it seems very much more python-ish to just say ra…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on Monty Python and the Holy... +9
#39 - apurpleliger (12/07/2014) [-]
If the elderberries thing is true, though, then it would be quite the coincidence.
#64 - Ah I see, I thought we were both ignoring the fact that the ot… 12/07/2014 on Fucking Owls 0
#57 - I'm not sure what you're getting at  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Fucking Owls 0
User avatar #58 - richardastley (12/07/2014) [-]
The owl is looking at a fake owl and making itself look bigger as a defence mechanism. I'm not sure how buff, sexy dudes going to a night club or bouncers being big buff guys has to do with humans looking at dummies or statues and thinking they have to look big to fend said dummies or statues off.
User avatar #64 - Awesomecarrot (12/07/2014) [-]
Ah I see, I thought we were both ignoring the fact that the other owl was fake... disregard
#54 - How d'you know the ruffling of the owl's feathers is a conscio…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Fucking Owls +1
User avatar #56 - richardastley (12/07/2014) [-]
When we talk about people in nightclubs being fake, we don't literally mean it like that.
User avatar #57 - Awesomecarrot (12/07/2014) [-]
I'm not sure what you're getting at
User avatar #58 - richardastley (12/07/2014) [-]
The owl is looking at a fake owl and making itself look bigger as a defence mechanism. I'm not sure how buff, sexy dudes going to a night club or bouncers being big buff guys has to do with humans looking at dummies or statues and thinking they have to look big to fend said dummies or statues off.
User avatar #64 - Awesomecarrot (12/07/2014) [-]
Ah I see, I thought we were both ignoring the fact that the other owl was fake... disregard
#39 - I'd hardly say this makes them stupid... humans do the sam…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Fucking Owls 0
User avatar #51 - richardastley (12/07/2014) [-]
I'm going to need an example, and it can't be goosebumps because that one's neither confirmed, nor a conscious effort.
User avatar #54 - Awesomecarrot (12/07/2014) [-]
How d'you know the ruffling of the owl's feathers is a conscious effort?
As for humans, well in general, the 'I'm bigger than you, don't touch me'
mentality is seen everywhere. Nightclubs for example, where guys make
sure to wear tight t-shirts to show off their arms to make themselves look hard
and also to make them appealing to girls.
Or, of course, bouncers at said nightclubs.
User avatar #56 - richardastley (12/07/2014) [-]
When we talk about people in nightclubs being fake, we don't literally mean it like that.
User avatar #57 - Awesomecarrot (12/07/2014) [-]
I'm not sure what you're getting at
User avatar #58 - richardastley (12/07/2014) [-]
The owl is looking at a fake owl and making itself look bigger as a defence mechanism. I'm not sure how buff, sexy dudes going to a night club or bouncers being big buff guys has to do with humans looking at dummies or statues and thinking they have to look big to fend said dummies or statues off.
User avatar #64 - Awesomecarrot (12/07/2014) [-]
Ah I see, I thought we were both ignoring the fact that the other owl was fake... disregard
#35 - Picture 12/06/2014 on bf is kill 0
#37 - why 12/06/2014 on Friends for a while.. 0
#136 - aw **** 12/06/2014 on Australian Problems Pt 8 +1
#318 - Yes. 12/06/2014 on mor oc fromn pathesixssx 0
#42 - Actually it's called Goddin's Law 12/06/2014 on Godwin's Law 0
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User avatar #28 - swagfagit (08/26/2014) [-]
ur ghey
User avatar #30 to #29 - swagfagit (08/26/2014) [-]
no u
User avatar #24 - sciencexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
YOU ************* GENIUS
DID YOU GET COLOURED TEXT OR NOT
User avatar #25 to #24 - Awesomecarrot (08/25/2014) [-]
I SURE DID.
Bask in my orange glory
User avatar #27 to #25 - cann (08/25/2014) [-]
wish i had color text lucky ass
User avatar #26 to #25 - sciencexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
LIKE A CARROT
IT'S MAGNIFICO
I'M SO JELUS
User avatar #19 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
im bored
User avatar #17 - kokanum (01/06/2014) [-]
oh my god that's a cute avatar
User avatar #18 to #17 - Awesomecarrot (01/07/2014) [-]
Thanks! Pretty badass in a way, too. Naruchu.
User avatar #15 - tarekmig (08/28/2013) [-]
now make 8995 more
#14 - tarekmig has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #13 - jabsgreywarden (02/07/2013) [-]
wilst thou be my friend again?
#10 - swanseajack (01/17/2011) [-]
I don't know why people thumbed you down, but I'm thankful for that bad ass bike :)
User avatar #11 to #10 - Awesomecarrot (01/17/2011) [-]
T'is ok, people just don't appreciate coolness these days -_-
User avatar #4 - nomable (12/11/2010) [-]
Haha how many levels did that -264 thumbed comment take away lol
User avatar #5 to #4 - Awesomecarrot (12/12/2010) [-]
Just one, but I'll get the thumbs back eventually xD
User avatar #6 to #5 - nomable (12/12/2010) [-]
haha thats good that its only one XD Haha good luck getting it back XD
User avatar #8 to #6 - freakaleak (12/20/2010) [-]
guess who gained them back?
User avatar #9 to #8 - Awesomecarrot (12/20/2010) [-]
Yup xD Earned more than I lost
User avatar #7 to #6 - Awesomecarrot (12/12/2010) [-]
Cheers :]
User avatar #1 - SubjectThree (12/08/2010) [-]
Wow,dude. That must be the must thumbed down comment ever.
User avatar #3 to #1 - Awesomecarrot (12/09/2010) [-]
**** , I'm actually proud of that
User avatar #2 to #1 - ShadowXwwNeow (12/09/2010) [-]
This one time I saw one around -500.
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