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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, desktop PC
Video Games Played: Halo Reach, PGR4, Counter-Strike: Source, and so many more
X-box Gamertag: DrLovemaster69
Interests: Guitar, anime, taekwondo
Date Signed Up:10/01/2010
Last Login:8/30/2014
Location:England
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#4777
Comment Ranking:#205
Highest Content Rank:#4053
Highest Comment Rank:#203
Content Thumbs: 750 total,  865 ,  115
Comment Thumbs: 29416 total,  33409 ,  3993
Content Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 59 Content: Sammich eater → Level 60 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 66.5% (665/1000)
Level 326 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 327 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:5
Content Views:40110
Times Content Favorited:48 times
Total Comments Made:5614
FJ Points:27451
Favorite Tags: so (2)
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#13 - Source of the gif he's using is Mirai Nikki, if that's what you mean 07/06/2014 on after finishing the exam +1
#23 - 4chan subreddit 07/06/2014 on /pol/ humor +1
#47 - Picture 07/06/2014 on The chosen one 0
#65 - Really though it wouldn't be that bad. The whole 'I spend… 07/06/2014 on cruel 0
#285 - lol 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
#264 - **Awesomecarrot rolls 9,357**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
#285 - Awesomecarrot (07/06/2014) [-]
lol
#66 - Well...I agree with you anyway. 07/05/2014 on sure i've got one to spare -2
#708 - Oh SWEET! I'm gonna draw me some cocks 07/05/2014 on The direction of this site... +1
#100 - Have this to restore Scottish pride  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on Best country flag ever +1
#101 - nump (07/05/2014) [-]
#98 - Ok let's be honest, the Welsh one is the best. It has a dragon…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Best country flag ever +4
#99 - nump (07/05/2014) [-]
#100 - Awesomecarrot (07/05/2014) [-]
Have this to restore Scottish pride
#101 - nump (07/05/2014) [-]
#702 - Honestly I don't think the site needs improving at all, but if…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2014 on The direction of this site... 0
User avatar #704 - hopporto (07/05/2014) [-]
Assuming you are talking about this, it never left, its just dead.

funnyjunk.com/scratchpad/
User avatar #708 - Awesomecarrot (07/05/2014) [-]
Oh SWEET! I'm gonna draw me some cocks
#395 - Well at least you're going down with your ship  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on ps2 mustard race 0
#405 - kingdaniel (07/05/2014) [-]
Damn right I am.
#143 - 'call me' 07/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
#71 - I love these! 07/04/2014 on Myths/Facts about Japan Part 1 0
#53 - Truly a triumph of mankind 07/04/2014 on This is simply awesome ! +1
#410 - Picture 07/04/2014 on DANCE BATTLE TIEM +1
#10 - Guys I have the best Ide-guys I have the b…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on (untitled) +6
#16 - tigermisu (07/03/2014) [-]
what are you talking about? my designs are product of flawless engineering
#1688 - **Awesomecarrot rolled image ** 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds +1
#119 - I see what you mean, I guess you're right. 07/03/2014 on Conclusion: Men like boobs 0
#13 - I don't think that's what feminists are getting at in respect …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/02/2014 on Conclusion: Men like boobs 0
#112 - anonymous (07/03/2014) [-]
No, actually i disagree. I think it is because womens' boobs are hidden that attracts people to them. Because we only see boobs in sexual situations we then associate them with begin sexual too. However, if you have ever seen the way men react to boobs in areas where they see boobs all the time- they're not really interesting to them the way we are.
Ankles used to be a really sexual thing when women hid them- but then as skirts got shorter ankles lost that sexual power.
It'll definitely take some time for the of completely naked boobs to wear off- but I would say that in less then 10 years society would no longer deem them excitable that way.
User avatar #119 - Awesomecarrot (07/03/2014) [-]
I see what you mean, I guess you're right.
#25 - pitifulsoul (07/02/2014) [-]
My favorite part of the boob is the areola
#104 - anonymous (07/03/2014) [-]
I have a sensitive question for you… You say you like a areola

But what Kind (or shape of areola) do you like?
because yikes- i had breast cancer at a really young age 16. (beat it though! huzzah!)
but now I'm 20 and I'm afraid to go topless (or start dating again) because of all the scarring on my areolas. Do they actually matter?
I don't know if i should try to find a tattoo place or something for the scars.
#120 - pitifulsoul (07/03/2014) [-]
I personally prefer thick areolas - the type that are a different texture than the rest of the skin.

If you have boobs, you have everything you need.
User avatar #17 - teranin (07/02/2014) [-]
Men have secondary sexual characteristics and get looks as well. Contesting reproductive selection factors is a non-starter
#35 - It's good that bikes aren't being phased out in this era of ve…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2014 on Shavit Electric Bike 0
User avatar #41 - leobreacker (07/02/2014) [-]
Oh haha, I absolutely love bikes but for me I prefer lower sounds or no sounds at all.
#99 - Goat simulator is actually good 07/02/2014 on PC gamers -1
#24 - It's almost as if tumblr users are new to comedy so they have …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2014 on (untitled) +11
#32 - gongthehawkeye (07/02/2014) [-]
Get used to it, m80.
It happens all over the internet. We act like tumblr's so bad, but in reality, we aren't that much better. Every site has its collaboration of shit, and we're no different.
#74 - Picture 07/02/2014 on Problem? +2
#113 - Bitcoin is a type of digital currency, and the highlighted bit… 07/02/2014 on Tumblr Wumblr 0
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User avatar #28 - swagfagit (08/26/2014) [-]
ur ghey
User avatar #29 to #28 - Awesomecarrot ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
no u
User avatar #30 to #29 - swagfagit (08/26/2014) [-]
no u
User avatar #24 - sciencexplain ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
YOU ************* GENIUS
DID YOU GET COLOURED TEXT OR NOT
User avatar #25 to #24 - Awesomecarrot ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
I SURE DID.
Bask in my orange glory
User avatar #27 to #25 - cann (08/25/2014) [-]
wish i had color text lucky ass
User avatar #26 to #25 - sciencexplain ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
LIKE A CARROT
IT'S MAGNIFICO
I'M SO JELUS
#21 to #20 - Awesomecarrot ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Ah, thanks!
User avatar #19 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
im bored
User avatar #17 - kokanum (01/06/2014) [-]
oh my god that's a cute avatar
User avatar #18 to #17 - Awesomecarrot ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
Thanks! Pretty badass in a way, too. Naruchu.
User avatar #15 - tarekmig (08/28/2013) [-]
now make 8995 more
#14 - tarekmig has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #13 - jabsgreywarden (02/07/2013) [-]
wilst thou be my friend again?
#10 - swanseajack (01/17/2011) [-]
I don't know why people thumbed you down, but I'm thankful for that bad ass bike :)
User avatar #11 to #10 - Awesomecarrot ONLINE (01/17/2011) [-]
T'is ok, people just don't appreciate coolness these days -_-
User avatar #4 - nomable (12/11/2010) [-]
Haha how many levels did that -264 thumbed comment take away lol
User avatar #5 to #4 - Awesomecarrot ONLINE (12/12/2010) [-]
Just one, but I'll get the thumbs back eventually xD
User avatar #6 to #5 - nomable (12/12/2010) [-]
haha thats good that its only one XD Haha good luck getting it back XD
User avatar #8 to #6 - freakaleak (12/20/2010) [-]
guess who gained them back?
User avatar #9 to #8 - Awesomecarrot ONLINE (12/20/2010) [-]
Yup xD Earned more than I lost
User avatar #7 to #6 - Awesomecarrot ONLINE (12/12/2010) [-]
Cheers :]
User avatar #1 - SubjectThree (12/08/2010) [-]
Wow,dude. That must be the must thumbed down comment ever.
User avatar #3 to #1 - Awesomecarrot ONLINE (12/09/2010) [-]
**** , I'm actually proud of that
User avatar #2 to #1 - ShadowXwwNeow (12/09/2010) [-]
This one time I saw one around -500.
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