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Awesomecarrot

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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, Playstation 4, desktop PC
Video Games Played: Halo Reach, PGR4, Counter-Strike: Source, and so many more
X-box Gamertag: DrLovemaster69
Interests: Guitar, climbing, anime
Date Signed Up:10/01/2010
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:England
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#2918
Highest Content Rank:#4053
Highest Comment Rank:#176
Content Thumbs: 750 total,  865 ,  115
Comment Thumbs: 30515 total,  34600 ,  4085
Content Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 59 Content: Sammich eater → Level 60 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 47.2% (472/1000)
Level 327 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 328 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:6
Content Views:40311
Times Content Favorited:48 times
Total Comments Made:5960
FJ Points:28258
Favorite Tags: so (2)
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latest user's comments

#46 - *swells with UK* 10/15/2014 on Clever ad placement 0
#25 - What idiots actually thumb this guy down? 10/14/2014 on Ken M is Love 0
#12 - Condoms are so damn expensive  [+] (23 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Clever ad placement +2
User avatar #38 - thekingofengland (10/14/2014) [-]
buy gloves. Gloves are cheaper and you get 5 condoms per glove. If you can find rubber ones in a poundshop, that's 10 condoms for £1! Glove up
User avatar #43 - listerthepessimist (10/14/2014) [-]
failing that a crisp packet and a bobble
User avatar #30 - beergaroo (10/14/2014) [-]
Occasionally some hippy organisation, or wtv the fuck they are, gives away condoms in my University. I've never bought any condoms never needed them anyways
User avatar #40 - lotengo (10/14/2014) [-]
when i was on vacation with 2 of my friends we were lying on the beach and some guy jus tossed a handfull of condoms on us.
i didnt get to use mine
my friend did
he said it was to big
i feel good and bad about myself now
#29 - listerthepessimist (10/14/2014) [-]
or free just sayin
User avatar #46 - Awesomecarrot (10/15/2014) [-]
*swells with UK*
User avatar #19 - demandsgayversion (10/14/2014) [-]
*expansive

shit's rubber, yo
#18 - demandsgayversion has deleted their comment.
User avatar #17 - vegeta (10/14/2014) [-]
nah, just fucking expensive.
User avatar #15 - thesunpraiser (10/14/2014) [-]
So are children...
#20 - khion (10/14/2014) [-]
That's why you pull out.
User avatar #44 - listerthepessimist (10/14/2014) [-]
what do they call people who use the withdrawal method?

parents
User avatar #34 - forsakensaint (10/14/2014) [-]
Erh, dunno where you from to not know this from sex courses... But just so you know, there often comes out semen even far before you actually cum and it is not too uncommon for women/girls to get pregnant even if the male did not ejaculate inside them.

If you are going in without condom, even if you always pull out... That is quite risky, would advice to make sure the girl/woman has some form of protection (As in e-pills or similar)
#35 - khion (10/14/2014) [-]
OMG yes I know it started as a fucking joke that has went over everyones heads then continued on as trolling! FUCK!
#45 - anonymous (10/14/2014) [-]
care to explain your joke, for those who didn't get it?
User avatar #36 - forsakensaint (10/14/2014) [-]
So... What exactly was the benefit of this ''Trolling'' all you did was make yourself seem like an idiot and got tons of red from it... Well, gl regardless.
#37 - khion (10/14/2014) [-]
Well because people were stupid and didnt get the joke why does anyone troll whether it is funny or not?
User avatar #39 - forsakensaint (10/14/2014) [-]
''There is only one legitimate reason to be trolling: For the lulz. '' If it aint funny, what's the point right? ~Quote from urban dictionary: trolling
User avatar #21 - thesunpraiser (10/14/2014) [-]
Condoms are less risky.
#22 - khion (10/14/2014) [-]
Not when you are allergic to what the condom is made of.
User avatar #23 - dragonbgone (10/14/2014) [-]
That's why they have latex free condoms..
#24 - khion (10/14/2014) [-]
You know there are people that are allergic to polyurethane too?
User avatar #25 - dragonbgone (10/14/2014) [-]
(there are condoms that aren't made out of latex, nor polyurethane)
#37 - One of my favourite scenes 10/14/2014 on Damned Army 0
#55 - Someone's about to get a dirty left kick to the face 10/14/2014 on Polish unarmed combat training 0
#90 - That rolling backwards kick though! 10/14/2014 on the naked is strong in this... +2
#28 - Prosthetics are so cool. I can't wait till they stop being jus… 10/13/2014 on Prosthetics! 0
#72 - "Look at my ****** balls. Look." 10/13/2014 on It itches +57
#80 - >live in UK >all spiders are pussies here >h… 10/13/2014 on mini nope compilation(with... 0
#22 - Must be crazy being a surgeon. I mean I can imagine opening up…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2014 on (untitled) +6
User avatar #29 - Lambda (10/13/2014) [-]
Performing surgery, I imagine, is like auto mechanics. Except you can never shut off the engine, and if you do, it will never start up again. So you've got to carefully plan the entire operation such that it just stays running no matter what.
I can definitely respect that.
User avatar #35 - bronynexgen (10/13/2014) [-]
During many open heart surgeries, they do stop the heart, and keep blood circulating artificially.
#186 - Cash Bank Touchdown Sports car Fly Inst… 10/12/2014 on (untitled) 0
#121 - Anyone got a link? This is fantastic 10/12/2014 on I watch porn for the plot 0
#32 - **** yeah, DemoD+ 10/10/2014 on Jesus Christ 0
#83 - AND THUS THE BRIEF SEARCH WAS CONCLUDED 10/10/2014 on We're back, bitches. +1
#82 - Picture 10/10/2014 on We're back, bitches. +1
#36 - So...did he do it? 10/10/2014 on Time for some funny +2
#342 - Please never take down the site for that long again. In t… 10/10/2014 on FJ is back. Please help... +4
#85 - YESSSS 10/10/2014 on And Thus The Dark Ages Ended 0
#113 - Anyone remember this? 09/30/2014 on Forgotten Cartoons 3 +3
#102 - So psychological horror then 09/30/2014 on If only I could find more... +1
#349 - I remember Pucca! **** was cute 09/28/2014 on Forgotten Cartoons 1 0
#89 - It is... 09/28/2014 on thats so (not) racist +2
#11 - Aw bless it! 09/28/2014 on fail spider 0
#87 - what 09/28/2014 on It works... +5
#98 - Manual master race 09/28/2014 on How confused she'll be in a... 0
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User avatar #28 - swagfagit (08/26/2014) [-]
ur ghey
User avatar #29 to #28 - Awesomecarrot ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
no u
User avatar #30 to #29 - swagfagit (08/26/2014) [-]
no u
User avatar #24 - sciencexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
YOU ************* GENIUS
DID YOU GET COLOURED TEXT OR NOT
User avatar #25 to #24 - Awesomecarrot ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
I SURE DID.
Bask in my orange glory
User avatar #27 to #25 - cann (08/25/2014) [-]
wish i had color text lucky ass
User avatar #26 to #25 - sciencexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
LIKE A CARROT
IT'S MAGNIFICO
I'M SO JELUS
#21 to #20 - Awesomecarrot ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Ah, thanks!
User avatar #19 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
im bored
User avatar #17 - kokanum (01/06/2014) [-]
oh my god that's a cute avatar
User avatar #18 to #17 - Awesomecarrot ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
Thanks! Pretty badass in a way, too. Naruchu.
User avatar #15 - tarekmig (08/28/2013) [-]
now make 8995 more
#14 - tarekmig has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #13 - jabsgreywarden (02/07/2013) [-]
wilst thou be my friend again?
#10 - swanseajack (01/17/2011) [-]
I don't know why people thumbed you down, but I'm thankful for that bad ass bike :)
User avatar #11 to #10 - Awesomecarrot ONLINE (01/17/2011) [-]
T'is ok, people just don't appreciate coolness these days -_-
User avatar #4 - nomable (12/11/2010) [-]
Haha how many levels did that -264 thumbed comment take away lol
User avatar #5 to #4 - Awesomecarrot ONLINE (12/12/2010) [-]
Just one, but I'll get the thumbs back eventually xD
User avatar #6 to #5 - nomable (12/12/2010) [-]
haha thats good that its only one XD Haha good luck getting it back XD
User avatar #8 to #6 - freakaleak (12/20/2010) [-]
guess who gained them back?
User avatar #9 to #8 - Awesomecarrot ONLINE (12/20/2010) [-]
Yup xD Earned more than I lost
User avatar #7 to #6 - Awesomecarrot ONLINE (12/12/2010) [-]
Cheers :]
User avatar #1 - SubjectThree (12/08/2010) [-]
Wow,dude. That must be the must thumbed down comment ever.
User avatar #3 to #1 - Awesomecarrot ONLINE (12/09/2010) [-]
**** , I'm actually proud of that
User avatar #2 to #1 - ShadowXwwNeow (12/09/2010) [-]
This one time I saw one around -500.
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