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Video Games Played: Halo Reach, PGR4, Counter-Strike: Source, and so many more
X-box Gamertag: DrLovemaster69
Interests: Guitar, climbing, anime
Date Signed Up:10/01/2010
Last Login:11/26/2014
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User avatar #218 - psyachu (13 hours ago) [-]
Well, with the weed, you can get so high that your dogs start talking to you.
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#137 - I think it's completely fair that they're pissed off. At …  [+] (7 new replies) 11/26/2014 on Ferguson Fun! +2
#138 - Womens Study Major (11/26/2014) [-]
Media sock puppet says 290lb man was unarmed, nevermind that he was shot trying to steal the gun off this "killer cop".

Nobody needed to die over the cigars this asshole had stolen , but the cop isn't the aggressor, stop drinking the koolaid.
User avatar #157 - seelcudoom (11/26/2014) [-]
except he dident steal anything
he was jaywalking
also as it turns out you can weigh alot without having a weapon
also one of the witnesses " . "I saw the police chase him ... down the street and shoot him down. When Brown then raised his arms, the officer shot him two more times, killing him"
#187 - azorin (11/26/2014) [-]
Please for the love of god actually read the reports instead of listening to pop culture news he did steal from the convience store he did asault the cop and almost none of those witnesses kept the story straight and most of them admitted to lying about actually being there
User avatar #169 - duthar (11/26/2014) [-]
He was a suspect for stealing from a convenience store, and matched the description to the letter. He was walking down the middle of the road, which caused the officer to pause and tell him to walk on the sidewalk. Brown then told the cop to fuck off and continued on his merry way.

Officer Wilson realized as he walked away that he matched the description of a suspect from the crime scene he had just been at, and pulled over, both to block his path, and to stop traffic from hitting Brown.

He went to open his door, and Brown rushed up to shove it shut, then reached through the window to punch him and go for his gun, and attempted to point it at Wilson. Wilson pushed the gun away and fired twice; once that skimmed Brown's hand, the second directly into his car door.

Brown ran away, Wilson pursued and told him to stop. Then, several witnesses all had the same story, not just one of them, Brown turned around and sprinted at Wilson, causing him to shoot him three times in the chest.

Brown weighed around 300 lbs and messed up Wilson's face with just a couple punches. Just because you don't have a weapon doesn't mean you can do some damage.
User avatar #174 - seelcudoom (11/26/2014) [-]
dident they go back and forth about if he knew about the robbery at the time?
www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/24/darren-wilson-injury-photos_n_6216208.html here are the photos of darren Wilson injury's, also all of them did not have that story, as that is a quote from one of the witnesses saying his hands were up surrendering when he was shot, the witness did say it seemed like they were arm wrestling in the car so maybe there was some sort of altercation
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_of_Michael_Brown#Michael_Brady according to this most of the witnesses say there was some altercation in the car, but when he did nto charge at daren wilson, but had his hands up and walked towards him
User avatar #177 - duthar (11/26/2014) [-]
Wilson was in the area responding to the convenience store's robbery. It was blind dumb luck he stumbled across Mike Brown.

Also: www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/darren-wilson/witnesss-said-brown-charged-wilson-897043

"The unidentified witness wrote that the 18-year-old Brown “has his arms out with attitude,” while “The cop just stood there.” The witness added, “Dang if that kid didn’t start running right at the cop like a football player. Head down.”"

Many witnesses ended up being discredited due to not having stories that synced up. One single witness said Mike Brown was on his knees with his hands up. Another witness stated Wilson drove after him, firing from his window. Yet another stated he shot Brown in the back several times while chasing after him.

Several witnesses, their numbers unverified, and several of whom were also black, agreed that Mike Brown charged at Wilson, resulting in him being shot.
User avatar #182 - seelcudoom (11/26/2014) [-]
www.theroot.com/articles/culture/2014/08/_5_eyewitness_accounts_of_michael_brown_s_shooting.html
a bit more reliable then "unidentified man and several unidentified people"
and there storys seem to sinc up pretty well
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User avatar #28 - swagfagit (08/26/2014) [-]
ur ghey
User avatar #30 to #29 - swagfagit (08/26/2014) [-]
no u
User avatar #24 - sciencexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
YOU ************* GENIUS
DID YOU GET COLOURED TEXT OR NOT
User avatar #25 to #24 - Awesomecarrot (08/25/2014) [-]
I SURE DID.
Bask in my orange glory
User avatar #27 to #25 - cann (08/25/2014) [-]
wish i had color text lucky ass
User avatar #26 to #25 - sciencexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
LIKE A CARROT
IT'S MAGNIFICO
I'M SO JELUS
User avatar #19 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
im bored
User avatar #17 - kokanum (01/06/2014) [-]
oh my god that's a cute avatar
User avatar #18 to #17 - Awesomecarrot (01/07/2014) [-]
Thanks! Pretty badass in a way, too. Naruchu.
User avatar #15 - tarekmig (08/28/2013) [-]
now make 8995 more
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User avatar #13 - jabsgreywarden (02/07/2013) [-]
wilst thou be my friend again?
#10 - swanseajack (01/17/2011) [-]
I don't know why people thumbed you down, but I'm thankful for that bad ass bike :)
User avatar #11 to #10 - Awesomecarrot (01/17/2011) [-]
T'is ok, people just don't appreciate coolness these days -_-
User avatar #4 - nomable (12/11/2010) [-]
Haha how many levels did that -264 thumbed comment take away lol
User avatar #5 to #4 - Awesomecarrot (12/12/2010) [-]
Just one, but I'll get the thumbs back eventually xD
User avatar #6 to #5 - nomable (12/12/2010) [-]
haha thats good that its only one XD Haha good luck getting it back XD
User avatar #8 to #6 - freakaleak (12/20/2010) [-]
guess who gained them back?
User avatar #9 to #8 - Awesomecarrot (12/20/2010) [-]
Yup xD Earned more than I lost
User avatar #7 to #6 - Awesomecarrot (12/12/2010) [-]
Cheers :]
User avatar #1 - SubjectThree (12/08/2010) [-]
Wow,dude. That must be the must thumbed down comment ever.
User avatar #3 to #1 - Awesomecarrot (12/09/2010) [-]
**** , I'm actually proud of that
User avatar #2 to #1 - ShadowXwwNeow (12/09/2010) [-]
This one time I saw one around -500.
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