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Awesomecarrot

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: XBO
Video Games Played: Halo, Dark Souls, Forza 5, FIFA
X-box Gamertag: DrLovemaster69
Interests: Guitar, climbing, biking, anime
Date Signed Up:10/01/2010
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:England
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Comment Ranking:#5125
Highest Content Rank:#1966
Highest Comment Rank:#176
Content Thumbs: 1569 total,  1718 ,  149
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Level 112 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 113 Content: Funny Junkie
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Subscribers:6
Content Views:67345
Times Content Favorited:79 times
Total Comments Made:6813
FJ Points:30294
Favorite Tags: so (2)
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#64 - The hanging ones 33 minutes ago on webm comp 0
#52 - how'd that go  [+] (1 new reply) 39 minutes ago on 10/10, would watch 0
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#53 - huzibizi (39 minutes ago) [-]
amazing
#106 - This IS satire, just so people know 47 minutes ago on American's can't handle the... +1
#146 - Yeah Elfen Lied was weird. Especially the pee thing. Why w… 1 hour ago on I'd do the same 0
#47 - People are actually like this. 'I don't like it? In that c…  [+] (3 new replies) 1 hour ago on 10/10, would watch -1
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#51 - huzibizi (41 minutes ago) [-]
i tried eating my own shit once
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#52 - Awesomecarrot (39 minutes ago) [-]
how'd that go
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#53 - huzibizi (39 minutes ago) [-]
amazing
#64 - Smack My Bitch up has a ****** brilliant music video 1 hour ago on dont tell me 0
#157 - Good for you mate! Hope you get the career you want. Physi… 1 hour ago on ageing sucks +1
#156 - This seems to be the story with everyone. I was the opposite. … 1 hour ago on ageing sucks 0
#87 - Except Jewish people weren't responsible for a huge sexual ass…  [+] (2 new replies) 20 hours ago on mexican male rosa parks when? 0
#123 - karenoniks (18 hours ago) [-]
Let's condone a whole gender for actions of 1%.
#112 - anon (18 hours ago) [-]
Except you're sexist.

Blacks in America cause 70% of crimes although only being 20% of the population.
There needs to be a group of police that actively looks for black people and shouts at them until they move to the nearest prison for the safety of white people.

You cannot disagree with this unless you're a racist and a sexist.
#85 - This is Mexico, though. I'm not going to argue that it's n…  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on mexican male rosa parks when? 0
#117 - anon (18 hours ago) [-]
Except you're sexist.

Blacks in America cause 70% of crimes although only being 20% of the population.
There needs to be a group of police that actively looks for black people and shouts at them until they move to the nearest prison for the safety of white people.

You cannot disagree with this unless you're a racist and a sexist.

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User avatar #35 - basalm (12/13/2015) [-]
rawr :3


You're ****** now kid.
User avatar #37 to #36 - basalm (12/13/2015) [-]
I'm so ugly.
STAGE ONE: PHISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS
User avatar #38 to #37 - Awesomecarrot ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
ugh i'm so bored by myself~
initiate sexual tension
User avatar #39 to #38 - basalm (12/13/2015) [-]
Whoops, I'm sorry, I got caught up when an elderly person had trouble tying their shoes in the middle of a busy road intersection.
STAGE TWO: IGNORE
User avatar #33 - zombiestookmybike (10/13/2015) [-]
I IM'd you but everything broke immediately after so who knows who got my message, it may be in the 7th circle of hell by now based on how well my phone is working
User avatar #34 to #33 - Awesomecarrot ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
Dude you use Funnyjunk on your phone? That's dedication.
And it's cool, I'll send you one and see if it works or not
User avatar #32 - murrlogic (04/29/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #28 - swagfagit (08/26/2014) [-]
ur ghey
User avatar #29 to #28 - Awesomecarrot ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
no u
User avatar #30 to #29 - swagfagit (08/26/2014) [-]
no u
User avatar #24 - sciencexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
YOU ************* GENIUS
DID YOU GET COLOURED TEXT OR NOT
User avatar #25 to #24 - Awesomecarrot ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
I SURE DID.
Bask in my orange glory
User avatar #27 to #25 - cann (08/25/2014) [-]
wish i had color text lucky ass
User avatar #26 to #25 - sciencexplain (08/25/2014) [-]
LIKE A CARROT
IT'S MAGNIFICO
I'M SO JELUS
#21 to #20 - Awesomecarrot ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Ah, thanks!
User avatar #19 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
im bored
User avatar #17 - kokanum (01/06/2014) [-]
oh my god that's a cute avatar
User avatar #18 to #17 - Awesomecarrot ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
Thanks! Pretty badass in a way, too. Naruchu.
User avatar #15 - tarekmig (08/28/2013) [-]
now make 8995 more
#14 - tarekmig has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #13 - jabsgreywarden (02/07/2013) [-]
wilst thou be my friend again?
#10 - swanseajack (01/17/2011) [-]
I don't know why people thumbed you down, but I'm thankful for that bad ass bike :)
User avatar #11 to #10 - Awesomecarrot ONLINE (01/17/2011) [-]
T'is ok, people just don't appreciate coolness these days -_-
User avatar #4 - nomable (12/11/2010) [-]
Haha how many levels did that -264 thumbed comment take away lol
User avatar #5 to #4 - Awesomecarrot ONLINE (12/12/2010) [-]
Just one, but I'll get the thumbs back eventually xD
User avatar #6 to #5 - nomable (12/12/2010) [-]
haha thats good that its only one XD Haha good luck getting it back XD
User avatar #8 to #6 - freakaleak (12/20/2010) [-]
guess who gained them back?
User avatar #9 to #8 - Awesomecarrot ONLINE (12/20/2010) [-]
Yup xD Earned more than I lost
User avatar #7 to #6 - Awesomecarrot ONLINE (12/12/2010) [-]
Cheers :]
User avatar #1 - SubjectThree (12/08/2010) [-]
Wow,dude. That must be the must thumbed down comment ever.
User avatar #3 to #1 - Awesomecarrot ONLINE (12/09/2010) [-]
**** , I'm actually proud of that
User avatar #2 to #1 - ShadowXwwNeow (12/09/2010) [-]
This one time I saw one around -500.
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