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Date Signed Up:3/04/2010
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#90 - Picture  [+] (21 new replies) 09/10/2010 on Cool tables 2 +7
#92 - Icup (09/10/2010) [-]
#93 - Awakive (09/10/2010) [-]
#94 - Icup (09/10/2010) [-]
Hi-5
#95 - Awakive (09/10/2010) [-]
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#103 - Icup (09/10/2010) [-]
Thrust party!!!!
#107 - whymustwesleep (09/10/2010) [-]
#145 - BlueWaffles has deleted their comment.
#105 - anonymous (09/10/2010) [-]
ccccccccc-combo breaker fuckers
#104 - Awakive (09/10/2010) [-]
#106 - anonymous (09/10/2010) [-]
thunb me down i thumb u down
#110 - DAVVIDanFERNANDO (09/10/2010) [-]
i say we start an epic purple line
#114 - MissLolWorthy (09/10/2010) [-]
show us your cats!
#117 - HelenThomasismoist has deleted their comment.
#120 - ihasaname (09/10/2010) [-]
#139 - fungusamongus (09/10/2010) [-]
*a wild united airlines appears*
#131 - Bombargo (09/10/2010) [-]
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#87 - Picture  [+] (23 new replies) 09/10/2010 on Cool tables 2 +14
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#93 - Awakive (09/10/2010) [-]
#94 - Icup (09/10/2010) [-]
Hi-5
#95 - Awakive (09/10/2010) [-]
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#101 - Awakive (09/10/2010) [-]
#103 - Icup (09/10/2010) [-]
Thrust party!!!!
#107 - whymustwesleep (09/10/2010) [-]
#145 - BlueWaffles has deleted their comment.
#105 - anonymous (09/10/2010) [-]
ccccccccc-combo breaker fuckers
#104 - Awakive (09/10/2010) [-]
#106 - anonymous (09/10/2010) [-]
thunb me down i thumb u down
#110 - DAVVIDanFERNANDO (09/10/2010) [-]
i say we start an epic purple line
#114 - MissLolWorthy (09/10/2010) [-]
show us your cats!
#117 - HelenThomasismoist has deleted their comment.
#120 - ihasaname (09/10/2010) [-]
#139 - fungusamongus (09/10/2010) [-]
*a wild united airlines appears*
#131 - Bombargo (09/10/2010) [-]
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#89 - OH HARRO RITTLE GIRL. 09/10/2010 on INTERESTING FACTS 2 0
#83 - Yo dawg, I heard you like iPod touches, so we put an iPod touc…  [+] (26 new replies) 09/10/2010 on Cool tables 2 +13
#85 - Icup (09/10/2010) [-]
#153 - Aidanzokia (09/10/2010) [-]
DO NOT WANT.
#87 - Awakive (09/10/2010) [-]
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#94 - Icup (09/10/2010) [-]
Hi-5
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#98 - Awakive (09/10/2010) [-]
#99 - Icup (09/10/2010) [-]
#101 - Awakive (09/10/2010) [-]
#103 - Icup (09/10/2010) [-]
Thrust party!!!!
#107 - whymustwesleep (09/10/2010) [-]
#145 - BlueWaffles has deleted their comment.
#105 - anonymous (09/10/2010) [-]
ccccccccc-combo breaker fuckers
#104 - Awakive (09/10/2010) [-]
#106 - anonymous (09/10/2010) [-]
thunb me down i thumb u down
#110 - DAVVIDanFERNANDO (09/10/2010) [-]
i say we start an epic purple line
#114 - MissLolWorthy (09/10/2010) [-]
show us your cats!
#117 - HelenThomasismoist has deleted their comment.
#120 - ihasaname (09/10/2010) [-]
#139 - fungusamongus (09/10/2010) [-]
*a wild united airlines appears*
#131 - Bombargo (09/10/2010) [-]
#121 - HelenThomasismoist has deleted their comment.
#165 - Have you never played solitaire on vista?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2010 on Solitaire beat me in 0 turns. +2
User avatar #209 - whatisthisshit (09/10/2010) [-]
What is this "vista" you talk about? another crappy consoles port?
#2160 - lmao, my friend posted this 4 months ago and got -6 thumbs. 09/04/2010 on Make a sentence 0
#205 - Who else thought the boat had people on it... 08/26/2010 on Toothpick Art -3
#313 - 42 failures. 08/26/2010 on random facts +4
#38 - lolol, your 11 :P 08/24/2010 on Amazing Facts Part 2 +2
#493 - I told you already. Ill be back. 08/24/2010 on WTF is this shit? 0
#199 - Because I was in the water. 08/20/2010 on Seemed obvious to me +8
#15 - I can't believe it's not butters! 08/14/2010 on South Park Facts 1 +4
#109 - My magic brings Harry Potter to the yard, And he's like: Y…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/14/2010 on Harry Potter Pwns +54
User avatar #146 - PhedoBear (08/14/2010) [-]
i gives you 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

interwebz
User avatar #139 - Konr (08/14/2010) [-]
You sir, are a genius
User avatar #122 - ANONyMOUSblah (08/14/2010) [-]
GIVE THIS MAN A COOKIE
#110 - anonymous (08/14/2010) [-]
yes. i'm the first thumb
#48 - I'LL BE BACK. for my car keys. 08/14/2010 on Collection of... -1
#67 - TONIGHT, WE DINE IN CHUCK-E-CHEESE. 07/27/2010 on peek a sparta +1
#65 - Stalk children. LIKE A BOSS. 07/27/2010 on Soon 0
#248 - HOLY SHIT. Only $4 for mouth-wash?! 07/27/2010 on Michael J In Supermarket +7
#10 - I was expecting the car to blow up or something ... 07/27/2010 on Haters Gunna Hate 0
#19 - Doodeldy Doodely, let's have non sexual intercourse.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2010 on Doodlely Doo +4
User avatar #20 - bbboy (07/27/2010) [-]
win
#239 - Ed likes buttered toast. 07/27/2010 on Cleverbot doesn't like eggs! 0
#87 - BEEautiful. See what I did thar. 07/27/2010 on how to remove a bee hive 0
#69 - FALCAWN PUNCH! 07/27/2010 on White power 0
#152 - No matter how much times you look at this, the skirt just neve… 07/27/2010 on DAT ASS! +12
#125 - Jesus was also a reality hacker. 07/27/2010 on Hacking real life 1 +1
#238 - If only I had theese on COD... 07/27/2010 on Awesome Weapons +1

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User avatar #23 - BrickHead (02/20/2011) [-]
I think Muslims are pretty cool guys. They hijack planes and doesn't afraid of anything.
User avatar #24 to #24 - Awakive (02/21/2011) [-]
That actually means nothing coming from you. You have a grammar Nazi sign as your profile picture, yet the grammar you use is atrocious.
User avatar #25 to #25 - BrickHead (02/21/2011) [-]
It's an old meme, and goes as such:

I think X is a pretty cool guy. He* Y and doesn't afraid of anything.
*Can be replaced with they
You substitute X with the person or group of people and Y with an action they have done in the past, and or are well known for doing.

Also, both words in the term 'Grammar Nazi' are capitalized because you are referring to a proper noun, just like the way one capitalizes the Church of Scientology.
User avatar #26 to #26 - Awakive (02/21/2011) [-]
Cool story man.
I got a life to get back to, so good luck with that.
User avatar #27 to #27 - BrickHead (02/21/2011) [-]
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pretty-cool-guy#

Cool story bro*.

I have a life* to get back to, so good luck with that.
User avatar #28 to #28 - Awakive (02/21/2011) [-]
Stop correcting me. Find a job, get a girlfriend, and get off Funnyjunk.
User avatar #29 to #29 - BrickHead (02/21/2011) [-]
I am not correcting you, I am correcting your errors.

Job: Check. Haha, retail.
Girlfriend: Dad, I am homosex.
Get off Funnyjunk: Any reason to?
User avatar #30 to #30 - Awakive (02/21/2011) [-]
You know you're just proving my point of you having no life even more.
User avatar #31 to #31 - BrickHead (02/21/2011) [-]
You wouldn't happen to feel like giving your definition of a life, would you?
User avatar #32 to #32 - Awakive (02/21/2011) [-]
Why not. My definition of life: Not having arguments on Funnyjunk with a 16 year old.
User avatar #33 to #33 - BrickHead (02/21/2011) [-]
Would you like to know mine?

Good.

My definition of a life would be success outside of the internet.

Also not getting trolled. LOL Y U MAD THO?
User avatar #34 to #34 - Awakive (02/21/2011) [-]
That's nice. I have a great life outside of the internet and I have nothing to prove to you.
No offense, but trolling is pretty sad.
User avatar #35 to #35 - BrickHead (02/21/2011) [-]
Welcome to the internet.


U so mad.
User avatar #36 to #36 - Awakive (02/21/2011) [-]
Pixels do no enrage me. Especially if there's a greasy fat white guy behind the other monitor.
User avatar #37 to #37 - BrickHead (02/21/2011) [-]
Pixels do not* enrage me,* especially if there's a greasy fat white guy behind the other monitor.
I don't know about you, but I don't sit behind my monitor. I prefer to see my screen.

I'll accept your friend request later, by the way.
User avatar #38 to #38 - Awakive (02/21/2011) [-]
Does it feel good correcting people younger than you?
And I don't send friend requests on Funnyjunk. Unlike you, I am capable of making friends in real life.
User avatar #39 to #39 - BrickHead (02/21/2011) [-]
I do not correct people, I correct troll-bait.

Ok, I'll accept it later. Geez.
User avatar #40 to #40 - Awakive (02/21/2011) [-]
Why are you making conversations with me? Do you not have anyone else to talk to?
User avatar #41 to #41 - BrickHead (02/21/2011) [-]
Why are you continuing this conversation*?
Note the non-plural version of 'conversations'. This is proper grammar as of now as this is our first conversation.

For the love of god, stop bothering me about your friend request, man. I'll accept it later.
User avatar #42 to #42 - Awakive (02/21/2011) [-]
Hahahahah, holy shit you're sad.
#22 - Kei (09/22/2010) [-]
Fag get a display pic
#21 - Kei (09/21/2010) [-]
Fag get a display pic
#20 - Kei (09/19/2010) [-]
Fag get a display pic
#17 - swiggernigger (04/23/2010) [-]
you fucking black emo
User avatar #16 - Aro (04/11/2010) [-]
Must... not ...heil... Pikachu Hitler....... HEIL!!!
User avatar #13 - internetz (04/10/2010) [-]
u cant touch Mormon Jesus
User avatar #8 - Kei (04/10/2010) [-]
You FAT Pikachu !!
User avatar #9 to #8 - Awakive (04/10/2010) [-]
You jealous level 2 loool
User avatar #10 to #9 - Kei (04/10/2010) [-]
Not Really ?
User avatar #11 to #10 - Kei (04/10/2010) [-]
Just Saying Your A FAT Pikachu Becuase You Were A Bacon Lover
User avatar #12 to #11 - Awakive (04/10/2010) [-]
Twilight hater now bitch.
User avatar #14 to #12 - sgtpaint (04/10/2010) [-]
out outrank the both of you
User avatar #15 to #14 - Awakive (04/10/2010) [-]
FUUUUUUUUUUU-
User avatar #1 - LadyAnon (03/18/2010) [-]
Unfortunately, the comment thing on 'Score' got too long, but yes, I'll make you a sammich before the date. ^_^
User avatar #2 to #1 - Awakive (03/18/2010) [-]
You lady, are the ultimate woman :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - LadyAnon (03/18/2010) [-]
Lol. And you, sir, are the ultimate Nazi. ^_^
I'm a Grammar Nazi, so we're kind of close. =P
User avatar #4 to #3 - Awakive (03/18/2010) [-]
Wanna be BFF's? lool
User avatar #5 to #4 - LadyAnon (03/18/2010) [-]
Sure! We can kill the jews together!!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - Awakive (03/18/2010) [-]
Yeah!
User avatar #7 to #6 - LadyAnon (03/18/2010) [-]
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