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User avatar #23 - BrickHead (02/20/2011) [-]
I think Muslims are pretty cool guys. They hijack planes and doesn't afraid of anything.
User avatar #24 to #24 - Awakive (02/21/2011) [-]
That actually means nothing coming from you. You have a grammar Nazi sign as your profile picture, yet the grammar you use is atrocious.
User avatar #25 to #25 - BrickHead (02/21/2011) [-]
It's an old meme, and goes as such:

I think X is a pretty cool guy. He* Y and doesn't afraid of anything.
*Can be replaced with they
You substitute X with the person or group of people and Y with an action they have done in the past, and or are well known for doing.

Also, both words in the term 'Grammar Nazi' are capitalized because you are referring to a proper noun, just like the way one capitalizes the Church of Scientology.
User avatar #26 to #26 - Awakive (02/21/2011) [-]
Cool story man.
I got a life to get back to, so good luck with that.
User avatar #27 to #27 - BrickHead (02/21/2011) [-]
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pretty-cool-guy#

Cool story bro*.

I have a life* to get back to, so good luck with that.
User avatar #28 to #28 - Awakive (02/21/2011) [-]
Stop correcting me. Find a job, get a girlfriend, and get off Funnyjunk.
User avatar #29 to #29 - BrickHead (02/21/2011) [-]
I am not correcting you, I am correcting your errors.

Job: Check. Haha, retail.
Girlfriend: Dad, I am homosex.
Get off Funnyjunk: Any reason to?
User avatar #30 to #30 - Awakive (02/21/2011) [-]
You know you're just proving my point of you having no life even more.
User avatar #31 to #31 - BrickHead (02/21/2011) [-]
You wouldn't happen to feel like giving your definition of a life, would you?
User avatar #32 to #32 - Awakive (02/21/2011) [-]
Why not. My definition of life: Not having arguments on Funnyjunk with a 16 year old.
User avatar #33 to #33 - BrickHead (02/21/2011) [-]
Would you like to know mine?

Good.

My definition of a life would be success outside of the internet.

Also not getting trolled. LOL Y U MAD THO?
User avatar #34 to #34 - Awakive (02/21/2011) [-]
That's nice. I have a great life outside of the internet and I have nothing to prove to you.
No offense, but trolling is pretty sad.
User avatar #35 to #35 - BrickHead (02/21/2011) [-]
Welcome to the internet.


U so mad.
User avatar #36 to #36 - Awakive (02/21/2011) [-]
Pixels do no enrage me. Especially if there's a greasy fat white guy behind the other monitor.
User avatar #37 to #37 - BrickHead (02/21/2011) [-]
Pixels do not* enrage me,* especially if there's a greasy fat white guy behind the other monitor.
I don't know about you, but I don't sit behind my monitor. I prefer to see my screen.

I'll accept your friend request later, by the way.
User avatar #38 to #38 - Awakive (02/21/2011) [-]
Does it feel good correcting people younger than you?
And I don't send friend requests on Funnyjunk. Unlike you, I am capable of making friends in real life.
User avatar #39 to #39 - BrickHead (02/21/2011) [-]
I do not correct people, I correct troll-bait.

Ok, I'll accept it later. Geez.
User avatar #40 to #40 - Awakive (02/21/2011) [-]
Why are you making conversations with me? Do you not have anyone else to talk to?
User avatar #41 to #41 - BrickHead (02/21/2011) [-]
Why are you continuing this conversation*?
Note the non-plural version of 'conversations'. This is proper grammar as of now as this is our first conversation.

For the love of god, stop bothering me about your friend request, man. I'll accept it later.
User avatar #42 to #42 - Awakive (02/21/2011) [-]
Hahahahah, holy **** you're sad.
#22 - Kei (09/22/2010) [-]
Fag get a display pic
#21 - Kei (09/21/2010) [-]
Fag get a display pic
#20 - Kei (09/19/2010) [-]
Fag get a display pic
#17 - swiggernigger (04/23/2010) [-]
you ******* black emo
User avatar #16 - Aro (04/11/2010) [-]
Must... not ...heil... Pikachu Hitler....... HEIL!!!
User avatar #13 - internetz (04/10/2010) [-]
u cant touch Mormon Jesus
User avatar #8 - Kei (04/10/2010) [-]
You FAT Pikachu !!
User avatar #9 to #8 - Awakive (04/10/2010) [-]
You jealous level 2 loool
User avatar #10 to #9 - Kei (04/10/2010) [-]
Not Really ?
User avatar #11 to #10 - Kei (04/10/2010) [-]
Just Saying Your A FAT Pikachu Becuase You Were A Bacon Lover
User avatar #12 to #11 - Awakive (04/10/2010) [-]
Twilight hater now bitch.
User avatar #14 to #12 - sgtpaint (04/10/2010) [-]
out outrank the both of you
User avatar #15 to #14 - Awakive (04/10/2010) [-]
FUUUUUUUUUUU-
User avatar #1 - LadyAnon (03/18/2010) [-]
Unfortunately, the comment thing on 'Score' got too long, but yes, I'll make you a sammich before the date. ^_^
User avatar #2 to #1 - Awakive (03/18/2010) [-]
You lady, are the ultimate woman :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - LadyAnon (03/18/2010) [-]
Lol. And you, sir, are the ultimate Nazi. ^_^
I'm a Grammar Nazi, so we're kind of close. =P
User avatar #4 to #3 - Awakive (03/18/2010) [-]
Wanna be BFF's? lool
User avatar #5 to #4 - LadyAnon (03/18/2010) [-]
Sure! We can kill the jews together!!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - Awakive (03/18/2010) [-]
Yeah!
User avatar #7 to #6 - LadyAnon (03/18/2010) [-]
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