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#39 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on Chemistry 0
#40 - magmon (07/18/2014) [-]
Chick dick is pro.
#27 - More like you touched every penis you were told not to, faggot.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Chemistry +2
#38 - magmon (07/18/2014) [-]
I'd touch your penis, just to show you how gay you are.
#39 - Astinov (07/18/2014) [-]
#40 - magmon (07/18/2014) [-]
Chick dick is pro.
#14 - This happened in ENB's playthrough 05/05/2014 on Dark souls 2 0
#15 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2014 on Floofy Pony 0
#16 - subadanus (01/24/2014) [-]
lel
#26 - litleo and pyroar as well  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2013 on pokefacts 3 0
User avatar #27 - phantomonkey (12/23/2013) [-]
Oh yeah! Completely forgot about them...

Being a Normal/(not flying) type is becoming less special.
User avatar #30 - DingoJ (12/23/2013) [-]
also sawsbuck
#7 - all of these stories were from my 360 playthroughs, so it's no… 12/15/2013 on Bearpocalypse +1
#6 - different playthrough >fighting a random ass dragon in …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2013 on Bearpocalypse +11
User avatar #16 - kharjo (12/15/2013) [-]
Always here, friend...
User avatar #7 - Astinov (12/15/2013) [-]
all of these stories were from my 360 playthroughs, so it's not like I had been fucking around with console commands to cause this shit
#5 - >about when skyrim first came out >playing through t…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/15/2013 on Bearpocalypse +31
#10 - gemleonn (12/15/2013) [-]
Starting to think I came to the wrong neighborhood
#6 - Astinov (12/15/2013) [-]
different playthrough
>fighting a random ass dragon in the mountains
>not really paying attention to where it ended up leading me
>some random ruins with a dragon perched on one of the buildings (not a word wall)
>accidentally aggro second dragon before 1st is even close to dead
allaboardthenopetraintonopeville.jpg
>try and find some cover in the ruins
>stumble into a draugr deathlord
>I'm about level 13 at this point
>mercenary charges into battle and was promptly served a huge ass can of anal rape and whoop ass
>after being disarmed and near death, he runs for dear life, abandoning me in my plight
several actual days later, about a week
>trying to get married, but every fucking time it fails, says I left my wife at the altar despite being there the entire time
>I didn't know what the fuck was happening and I had to just wait until the wedding was supposed to start to see what was going on
>after about 4 minutes, a large group of people that I had been aquainted with arrived to attend the ceremony
>among them is khar'jo, the mercenary that had abandoned me to die in my epic battle (getting on a rock and unloading an ungodly amount of arrows into the deathlord after he killed the dragons)
>I hadn't seen him return to his usual places so I assumed him dead, and I wasn't wrong
>khar'jo collapses into a floppy pile on the floor as the other guests look on in horror, exclaiming things like "someone's been murdered!"
>after the gasps and such everyone except the priest, khar'jo, and myself vacated the building
>wife to be wouldn't speak to me just would say "how could you?"
I couldn't ever load an instance where that fucking dead nigger cat didn't crash the party so I ended up having to just accept that this would happen. Luckily, you can retry if you mess up and miss your wedding or if someone drags your dead cat friend to your wedding.

If not the best fighter, he sure as hell was my best man; not even death could stop him from being there for me on my special day.
User avatar #16 - kharjo (12/15/2013) [-]
Always here, friend...
User avatar #7 - Astinov (12/15/2013) [-]
all of these stories were from my 360 playthroughs, so it's not like I had been fucking around with console commands to cause this shit
#27 - Life Apparently it doesn't persist past school. 12/01/2013 on [Title needed] 0
#32 - What did you discover the internet yesterday? Every… 10/18/2013 on Motherfucking Hoenn +35
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#4 - dakoolbean (01/08/2013) [-]
You shall understand this far better than me. Also, this fits your description of it.

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#3 - riderdude (09/21/2012) [-]
I found Jordan!
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