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#406 - **AshtonGulewich rolls 9** 08/02/2013 on Roll your girlfriend!!! 0
#9 - how did you take the pic with both your hands in shot  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2013 on Nothing to lol here +6
#28 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
Maybe he must have a camera on his glass and commanded it to take a picture. Nerd those days.
#186 - hey man im not one to make fandom art, and i may not be gr…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2013 on gingerwithabat's profile 0
#187 - gingerwithabat (07/06/2013) [-]
I'm glad that all could be forgiven wounds have been healed, though I still have one thing to say.
Look we've got a talent or at least something we're good at, or enough alcohol in our systems till we believe we're good at something. So no matter what is expected of us or what others think, follow that one thing, no matter what it is. Because in truth life's to fucking short to ponder the whats and how if's. Now I'm not talking about porn, do whatever you want just don't hinder your creations.
Now you may have a response to this like you already do other art work, or that this porn work was only a one time thing, or that I am just a rambling mad man once again. So look I'm not a skull jockey yet where the mind just opens up to me like a 10$ whore, but I have learned a tad from my time so far. It's that you need to try most things at least once, so then you can find out if that's your calling or not. Or run the risk of becoming some of the cruel elders I've met before. So whatever I'm done rambling, I've said my piece, so take it as you will as I am to exhausted to think further. As I have forgotten what to say and you may just leave after this message and never speak with me again. Goodmorning, Goodevening, and Goodnight Everyone.
#184 - right here buddy day / month / year  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2013 on gingerwithabat's profile 0
#185 - gingerwithabat (07/06/2013) [-]
Well mate then I owe you quite thee apology then.
*cough*
I am deeply sorry for the wrongs I have brought on to thee. So if you can find it in one's heart to forgive me for such a crime, (as I am but a lowly ginger) that if you could revoke such a horrendous deed from your mind, that I would be able to gain such mercy on my be-half.
Though in short ,sorry this site is always filled with reposted backwash. So if you get stuff run through a bullshit detector tis not us, but the society in which it has been posted. However if you need a more physical entity to focus the pity then I shall be the target. As was for my ignorance and due to the several days of no nocturnal slumber, where I was forced to run on a vast supply of coffee and pain pills(The Breakfast of Kings). To which I must say once one reaches that point things start getting hazy and the voices tell me to watch more porn(Or burn down houses though the porn doesn't make leave my chair so that one takes priority).
Though back to the point, it is that you seem like an artist with good future, if one kept at it. So I want to set things straight by giving my deepest apologies for what has happened. That if you were then to make more of said content you could make quite a name for yourself. So keep up the good work, or whatever you do, or I do, or people do. Fuck I need to sleep....

Sincerely,
A Random Ginger


PS. If further need for my personal appraisal of said art, see image.
#186 - AshtonGulewich (07/06/2013) [-]
hey man
im not one to make fandom art, and i may not be great but like.
its weird in a way, that i will never show this pic to any of my peers for the fact they will judge me. so i put it in a place where not so many people will see it, and they get mad.
mad because they think im not OP!
but i must say for someone to wright such a long "sorry" note, respect goes to you.
and in a few days i will delete this all because no one must no what i have made.
but thanks again for the response.
#187 - gingerwithabat (07/06/2013) [-]
I'm glad that all could be forgiven wounds have been healed, though I still have one thing to say.
Look we've got a talent or at least something we're good at, or enough alcohol in our systems till we believe we're good at something. So no matter what is expected of us or what others think, follow that one thing, no matter what it is. Because in truth life's to fucking short to ponder the whats and how if's. Now I'm not talking about porn, do whatever you want just don't hinder your creations.
Now you may have a response to this like you already do other art work, or that this porn work was only a one time thing, or that I am just a rambling mad man once again. So look I'm not a skull jockey yet where the mind just opens up to me like a 10$ whore, but I have learned a tad from my time so far. It's that you need to try most things at least once, so then you can find out if that's your calling or not. Or run the risk of becoming some of the cruel elders I've met before. So whatever I'm done rambling, I've said my piece, so take it as you will as I am to exhausted to think further. As I have forgotten what to say and you may just leave after this message and never speak with me again. Goodmorning, Goodevening, and Goodnight Everyone.
#51 - ??? TWINS ??? 05/17/2013 on Mind Blown 0
#258 - i may be wrong here. but i am led to believe you think ga…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2013 on Astounding bigotry 0
User avatar #274 - IncarceratedNinja (03/31/2013) [-]
No, im not against gay marriage, just like a lot of christians. we dont care, we arent against or for it, we are neutral. But in todays society even being neutral is considered against gay marriage. And i dont know when thatll change. Connect with God and ask him if he thinks gay marriage is wrong, heck, maybe he doesnt care either. The bible is a book written by disciples, not the Lord himself. So we can never truly know what He thinks is right and wrong, connect with Him yourself and ask.
#219 - yes exactly "we don't follow the wacky ones for a…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/29/2013 on Astounding bigotry -1
User avatar #239 - IncarceratedNinja (03/30/2013) [-]
And dont you think "not wearing different colored clothes" is a bit "wacky"? and so is "not consuming pig"? That is the things from the OLD testament christians do not follow. we do not pick and choose, we follow the NEW TESTAMENT and not the OLD TESTAMENT. We dont "pick and choose". And speaking for myself and probably a lot of other christians out there, we dont care about gay marriage. we simply dont care. But they arent going to get married under God, they can be legally married by law but it wont be in a chapel with a minister wedding the two under God, because, thats not how its meant to be. But stopping gays to marry, most couldnt give a shit less.
#258 - AshtonGulewich (03/30/2013) [-]
i may be wrong here.
but i am led to believe you think gay marriage is wrong?
i only think that because of your first comment, but your last comment now tells me your not.
the meaning of the post is it once was a rule in a book, and is now not a rule. times change, when will that rule (gay marriage) not be in a book?
User avatar #274 - IncarceratedNinja (03/31/2013) [-]
No, im not against gay marriage, just like a lot of christians. we dont care, we arent against or for it, we are neutral. But in todays society even being neutral is considered against gay marriage. And i dont know when thatll change. Connect with God and ask him if he thinks gay marriage is wrong, heck, maybe he doesnt care either. The bible is a book written by disciples, not the Lord himself. So we can never truly know what He thinks is right and wrong, connect with Him yourself and ask.
User avatar #231 - IncarceratedNinja (03/30/2013) [-]
Alright, there is an old testament and a new testament, you following me? Most christians read from the new testament because that is the most recent and has more scriptures that can relate to modern life. And let people be happy? where are you getting at? gay marriage?
#205 - ok IncarceratedNinja whats wrong with this. instead of…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/29/2013 on Astounding bigotry 0
User avatar #213 - IncarceratedNinja (03/29/2013) [-]
All of those quotes are from the old testament and the New Covenant nullifies the Old Testament. Meaning verses from Deuteronomy such as "you can slay your enemy and take one of their females and make her shave her head and worship you for 30 days" are considered wrong in the new word of the lord. Most christians read gospel from the old testament and don't follow these outlandish rules except Westboro and other extremist. Whats wrong with this is that we don't follow the wacky ones for a reason. They are wrong and don't apply to our time and way of life.
#219 - AshtonGulewich (03/29/2013) [-]
yes
exactly
"we don't follow the wacky ones for a reason" : so the testaments can change. and WTF fits under wacky?
"Most christians read gospel from the old testament and don't follow these outlandish rules" : they pick and chose which ones they want?

yes, times change. let people be happy if they want to be, its is a WACKY old rule.
Let. People. Be. Happy.
User avatar #239 - IncarceratedNinja (03/30/2013) [-]
And dont you think "not wearing different colored clothes" is a bit "wacky"? and so is "not consuming pig"? That is the things from the OLD testament christians do not follow. we do not pick and choose, we follow the NEW TESTAMENT and not the OLD TESTAMENT. We dont "pick and choose". And speaking for myself and probably a lot of other christians out there, we dont care about gay marriage. we simply dont care. But they arent going to get married under God, they can be legally married by law but it wont be in a chapel with a minister wedding the two under God, because, thats not how its meant to be. But stopping gays to marry, most couldnt give a shit less.
#258 - AshtonGulewich (03/30/2013) [-]
i may be wrong here.
but i am led to believe you think gay marriage is wrong?
i only think that because of your first comment, but your last comment now tells me your not.
the meaning of the post is it once was a rule in a book, and is now not a rule. times change, when will that rule (gay marriage) not be in a book?
User avatar #274 - IncarceratedNinja (03/31/2013) [-]
No, im not against gay marriage, just like a lot of christians. we dont care, we arent against or for it, we are neutral. But in todays society even being neutral is considered against gay marriage. And i dont know when thatll change. Connect with God and ask him if he thinks gay marriage is wrong, heck, maybe he doesnt care either. The bible is a book written by disciples, not the Lord himself. So we can never truly know what He thinks is right and wrong, connect with Him yourself and ask.
User avatar #231 - IncarceratedNinja (03/30/2013) [-]
Alright, there is an old testament and a new testament, you following me? Most christians read from the new testament because that is the most recent and has more scriptures that can relate to modern life. And let people be happy? where are you getting at? gay marriage?
User avatar #216 - IncarceratedNinja (03/29/2013) [-]
Excuse me, when i said "more Christians read gospel from the old testament" i mean "more christians read gospel from the new testament"
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