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#54 - its eu time dude use our measurements you still havent told me…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2013 on It doesn't count 0
User avatar #70 - psykobear (05/17/2013) [-]
Look up a measurement calculator and stop bothering the poor man.
1 Stone is 14 lbs.
11 stone is 11 * 14 = 154 lbs.
2.2 lbs is 1 kg.
154 lbs. is 154 / 2.2 = 70 kg.
And the whole world isn't in EU time, many of us are on right now in other regions.
User avatar #55 - tittystargalactica (05/17/2013) [-]
I live in England.

14 Pounds is a Stone.

2.2 Pounds is 1 Kilogram
#10 - Day 43 he still hasnt suspected im ginger 05/17/2013 on In disguise +1
#50 - how big a stone?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/17/2013 on It doesn't count 0
User avatar #53 - tittystargalactica (05/17/2013) [-]
14 pounds
User avatar #54 - Asakura (05/17/2013) [-]
its eu time dude use our measurements you still havent told me anything
User avatar #70 - psykobear (05/17/2013) [-]
Look up a measurement calculator and stop bothering the poor man.
1 Stone is 14 lbs.
11 stone is 11 * 14 = 154 lbs.
2.2 lbs is 1 kg.
154 lbs. is 154 / 2.2 = 70 kg.
And the whole world isn't in EU time, many of us are on right now in other regions.
User avatar #55 - tittystargalactica (05/17/2013) [-]
I live in England.

14 Pounds is a Stone.

2.2 Pounds is 1 Kilogram
#145 - 16 is the age limit where I live so we just had a fat kid get …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2013 on Metal - Europe VS USA -3
User avatar #147 - kevinipples (05/17/2013) [-]
haha nice, ive only been drinking since 15 so it wouldnt be that bad if i lived there i guess
#139 - No, we listen to american bands because we are to busy fuckin…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Metal - Europe VS USA -3
User avatar #141 - kevinipples (05/17/2013) [-]
we fuck wenches and drink beer too...but for us its harder to get beer. i feel like anywhere in europe you can be 12 years old and buy a beer
User avatar #149 - minecraftlamer (05/17/2013) [-]
i concur even if you look to young ina supermarket u can buy a six pack and get away with saying "its for the parents"
User avatar #145 - Asakura (05/17/2013) [-]
16 is the age limit where I live so we just had a fat kid get ber for us coz they looked old enough
User avatar #147 - kevinipples (05/17/2013) [-]
haha nice, ive only been drinking since 15 so it wouldnt be that bad if i lived there i guess
#333 - the people outside the green zone are like : you cant tell me … 05/16/2013 on Interactive video recording... +1
#25 - no she acted wrongly on a feeling there is a difference  [+] (7 new replies) 05/10/2013 on Kiss Cam +1
User avatar #35 - mharikai (05/10/2013) [-]
she was there with her very rude boyfriend. boyfriends shouldnt do that unless you like being dumped. but that makes me most angry about the responses to this is "fatty". everyone is like GOOD DUMP THE FATTY.

no wonder you all get friendzoned
#58 - ryderjamesbudde (05/10/2013) [-]
How do you know they were even dating?
User avatar #54 - happyyellow (05/10/2013) [-]
So, you are a girl, that likes to go butthurt.
What are you doing here?
User avatar #56 - mharikai (05/10/2013) [-]
im here to get butt hurt and be that annoying girl on the internet. cant you see the nametag?
#62 - N. Korean citizen (05/10/2013) [-]
i hope you feel big now
User avatar #57 - happyyellow (05/10/2013) [-]
shitfucknigger you're blue, o shit didn't notice, please fuck me in the ass with a bat and call me your bitch, i am SOOOO fucking sorry, i didn't respect you, ima delete account now i am so sorry fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
User avatar #70 - mharikai (05/10/2013) [-]
wat
#36 - I cant even remember what the spiderman comics where actually … 05/08/2013 on Thank you Spidey 0
#44 - yeah coz its not like they invented the language orsmthing  [+] (26 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Jelly Worms -2
#59 - wheresthefudge (05/08/2013) [-]
As rebuttal I bring out Christmas Pudding.
It's not pudding, it's a fucking fruitcake
#67 - calibratuner (05/08/2013) [-]
lol, no its a pudding. Been around for hundreds of years, before americans called chocolate pudding, pudding.

look up yorkshire pudding if you want to.
User avatar #81 - wheresthefudge (05/08/2013) [-]
While I appreciate your implication that Americans invented chocolate pudding, the fact remains that the more custard-like dish has been around far longer than the alcoholic fruitcake that most English call "pudding".

Anyways, in reality the word "pudding comes from a French word meaning "small sausage" (because for some reason early Europeans liked to put meat in desserts). Outside of the UK it almost exclusively refers to the creamy, milk-based dessert; wheras it can mean a range of sweet and savory dishes in the UK. I put this here not because I think that you do not know, calibratuner, but for the edification of others who might not understand that I was making a joke earlier.
#93 - calibratuner (05/09/2013) [-]
Well, i cannot disagree with you kind sir.
User avatar #46 - ninjalazor (05/08/2013) [-]
they didn't, English is West Germanic Language.
User avatar #51 - spearpwi (05/08/2013) [-]
No. That would be like saying Chickens are actually dinosaurs because they evolved from them. Modern English evolved steadily from Old English, which was a collection ofAnglo-Saxon dialects dating around the 5th century. What we have today is a language that is only maybe 500-600 years old and, although it does have its roots, that does not mean that it is not a different language.
User avatar #54 - ninjalazor (05/08/2013) [-]
English has mainly germanic roots and it evolved from there, the grammar and spelling comes from Anglo Saxons (old english etc.) and Latin. It was spoken in England from settlers moving there. The comment I replied to was saying that English people created the language which is false.
User avatar #60 - spearpwi (05/08/2013) [-]
Then, by your logic, it can not have been "invented" by the Anglo-Saxons, can it? Nor can it have been invented by the Germans, French, Romans or whoever the hell came before them. Everything has its roots, and, with that in mind, all languages are just developments of a pre-existing dialect.
User avatar #68 - ninjalazor (05/08/2013) [-]
I never said it was invented because it was not, it evolved from early germanic language which was then edited with the grammar and spelling of Latin, French and some other languages to be what it is today. People just didn't start speaking english out of nowhere it evolved from many other languages.
User avatar #74 - spearpwi (05/08/2013) [-]
well you did say that it is West Germanic. It is not. It is English. If you can not easily tell the difference between Old English and Modern English then you might be the son of a god or something (just like in Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief...you know? Where he starts reading Ancient Greek without realising?)
User avatar #80 - ninjalazor (05/08/2013) [-]
It is a West Germanic Language, It is not actual german, though it has roots from german. Because it has major influences from west germany does not mean it is actual german. If I threw you off I apologize I did word that sentence kind of weird.
#70 - calibratuner (05/08/2013) [-]
And yet you are trying to discredit a dialect, when the americans took our dialect and language and further changed it.

So i ask you, what is your point.
User avatar #73 - ninjalazor (05/08/2013) [-]
just shut the fuck up, you serve no purpose.
#91 - calibratuner (05/09/2013) [-]
I serve no purpose?

You said the English did not invent the language, that may be true, but we did change the language to suit our purpose. So sort of we did invent the language, we invented the "dialect" of the language widely used.

Then when the colonists moved to the America's they all spoke English, so they took
'originally' the British dialect and used it. However, as you should know, other cultures and nationalities mixed together in the melting pot of America, which surprise surprise, changed the dialect to multiple types of the americas.

England invented the language that the americas built off of, yes it is an evolution. If you were going to say they didn't invent it and that was it, than you should have added that part. But you didn't, so you were implicating that the person defending the british language was wrong, even though he was not fully wrong. Yes, i would say it was more of an evolution of a language.

I may have been irked last night, but my comment still stands, and yet you have not replied to my questions.
User avatar #94 - ninjalazor (05/09/2013) [-]
10 hours later...
#90 - calibratuner has deleted their comment.
#76 - spearpwi (05/08/2013) [-]
#56 - calibratuner (05/08/2013) [-]
Technically you we created the full language we use, as you use our language.

The american people DID in fact immigrate FROM britain.

Like it or not, you are using our language, changed BY YOU.
User avatar #65 - ninjalazor (05/08/2013) [-]
Ok? Are you trying to make a point about something? I've been learning history for 9 years, you don't surprise me...
#69 - calibratuner (05/08/2013) [-]
You are awfully uneducated for being educated, that is my point.
#72 - ninjalazor (05/08/2013) [-]
I'm uneducated but you have yet to prove me wrong.
#92 - calibratuner (05/09/2013) [-]
Actually i did.

As my post above stated, you were implying that the person defending the british language was wrong, yet he was not fully. So my point still stands.
#58 - calibratuner has deleted their comment.
#50 - calibratuner (05/08/2013) [-]
Either this guy is seriously stupid, or is just a troll.
#47 - kerplunking (05/08/2013) [-]
Created by the West Germanic, Anglo-Saxon peoples of...

ENGLAND
User avatar #52 - ninjalazor (05/08/2013) [-]
English has major roots in germanic language. The grammar and spelling comes from old english latin and french.
#267 - um nothing in skyrim is scary  [+] (4 new replies) 05/02/2013 on True story 0
#293 - neoexdeath (05/02/2013) [-]
NO LEVEL OF PREPARATION CAN READY YOUR ANUS FOR THE REAMING IT IS ABOUT TO ENDURE.
User avatar #288 - guanyu (05/02/2013) [-]
Agreed.
It's hard to be scared when you're an unstoppable, heavy armored, cost free destruction slinging powerhouse accompanied by two dremora lords. And that's just level 40 something.
#277 - fabelousnagger (05/02/2013) [-]
why down vote the truth? skyrim is the least scary of elder scrolls games (even morrowind everyone in the room is angry dark elfs staring at you is mroe scary)
User avatar #276 - yutakenusername (05/02/2013) [-]
um you're cool
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User avatar #15 - anonymouzx (01/23/2013) [-]
Nice profile picture.
User avatar #16 to #15 - Asakura (01/24/2013) [-]
ty you too
User avatar #3 - girlwiththetophat **User deleted account** (08/29/2011) [-]
awesome u like disturbed? (profile pic)
User avatar #4 to #3 - Asakura (08/29/2011) [-]
yeah I woulda gone to grasspop to see em but they canceled :( saw em last september in heineken music hall tho...
I drooled for three weeks ^^(out of bliss)
User avatar #5 to #4 - girlwiththetophat **User deleted account** (08/29/2011) [-]
awesome!!!!! whats ur favorite song? i like warrior the most
User avatar #6 to #5 - Asakura (08/29/2011) [-]
sons of plunder is their all time best imo, because to me it never gets old... warrior is one of their better songs from the last album altho some songs made me dissapoint

luckily they played only my favorites from their new album^^
User avatar #7 to #6 - girlwiththetophat **User deleted account** (08/29/2011) [-]
yup :P
User avatar #8 to #7 - Asakura (08/29/2011) [-]
whenever I say I like metal(I mean disturbed)
people look at me like I just said I like slayer

dont you ever get that?
User avatar #9 to #8 - girlwiththetophat **User deleted account** (08/29/2011) [-]
all the time, they're like omg u like that thats only screaming it means nothing (example: eminem) is way better omg!

well im pretty sure band like disturbed have more meaningfull songs than they
User avatar #10 to #9 - Asakura (08/29/2011) [-]
kinda sad really... *changes subject*

so how did you get into drawing?
User avatar #11 to #10 - girlwiththetophat **User deleted account** (08/29/2011) [-]
i was born xD
User avatar #12 to #11 - Asakura (08/29/2011) [-]
that sounds kinda nerdy tho :p but fair enough...
I couldnt draw to save my life...

User avatar #13 to #12 - girlwiththetophat **User deleted account** (08/29/2011) [-]
wait wut?
#1 - AngelaRen (12/27/2010) [-]
Fucking ninjatits out of fucking nowhere.
#2 to #1 - Asakura (12/27/2010) [-]
Is there a ninja behind that lady?
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