Now the fuck are you talking about? Aw shit man you better not be saying that I'm dead! I'M NOT DEAD MOTHERFUCKER!

Oh sorry....ok everyone pack up this guys on for next Wednesday sorry sorry lets hurry over to uh ..miss pattersons house she needs a pick up soon. Hey sorry guy tell you what though we'll give you a free reaper funeral on the house if you know when some ones gonna die tell us and we will handle free of charge. Also leave where please.

God dammit. This happens every week! You guys need to get your shit together.

Well with all these burning houses its kind of rush hour non-stop.

Not my fault the firemen suck at stopping fires. And it's DEFINITELY not my fault that the cops suck at catching me.

It is your fault so many people don't like scorched bodies from fires you started lying around, otherwise they wouldn't be scorched.

Well maybe if they did a better job at running from my fires they wouldn't get scorched. This is a free country, I will put my fires wherever the hell I want.

Well I wouldn't be so far behind in my job if you'd slow it down. SO NYAAH :Pt

Hey you know what? We're in a real shitty economy right now so I'm giving you tons of business. I don't wanna hear any of your complaints.

I'm the one person who doesn't need that, because I am so lazy I would rather get set on fire by a maniac with amazing ha----- hey what are you doing on next Wednesday?

Umm, nothing much, I gotta take the car in around 11:00 that day and I have a dermatologist appointment around 1:30. I think that's because of all the burns. Why?

Grab a bottle of kerosene, lighter fluid, oil, gas, and some fire works. I have an idea...

The corner of sesame street and electric avenue in zoobalumjupe island on February 31 at 13:70 qm.

Okay, need me to bring anything else? A sandwich? Perhaps some hookers? A cute, cuddly kitty?

A lighter might be helpful.

I have plenty of those. Is this all you really need?

Can you kill me with those? If yes that's all I need. If no bring a shotgun, and some bullets for good measure, and maybe a gameboy because it's a long fucking drive.

Oh you want me to kill you? That's simple, let me put on my fisting glove.

Fuck how did you know I always wanted that?! You're so thoughtful. So when should I kill you?

I just got the idea for a christmas gift for you, you ready? A dead baby wrapped in pretty lights! Great right?

So do dead babies...wait did I say that out loud?

Pretty lights make everything fun.

Fine, but this way is just so much more fun.