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#209 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (12/28/2009) [-]
Arsonist... a guy with epic hair, a lot of lulz and amazing friends like myself. He will be missed.
User avatar #210 to #212 - Arsonist (12/29/2009) [-]
Now the fuck are you talking about? Aw shit man you better not be saying that I'm dead! I'M NOT DEAD MOTHERFUCKER!
#212 to #213 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (01/01/2010) [-]
Oh sorry....ok everyone pack up this guys on for next Wednesday sorry sorry lets hurry over to uh ..miss pattersons house she needs a pick up soon. Hey sorry guy tell you what though we'll give you a free reaper funeral on the house if you know when some ones gonna die tell us and we will handle free of charge. Also leave where please.
User avatar #214 to #216 - Arsonist (01/07/2010) [-]
God dammit. This happens every week! You guys need to get your shit together.
#215 to #218 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (01/10/2010) [-]
Well with all these burning houses its kind of rush hour non-stop.
User avatar #216 to #219 - Arsonist (01/11/2010) [-]
Not my fault the firemen suck at stopping fires. And it's DEFINITELY not my fault that the cops suck at catching me.
#217 to #220 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (01/11/2010) [-]
It is your fault so many people don't like scorched bodies from fires you started lying around, otherwise they wouldn't be scorched.
User avatar #218 to #221 - Arsonist (01/12/2010) [-]
Well maybe if they did a better job at running from my fires they wouldn't get scorched. This is a free country, I will put my fires wherever the hell I want.
#221 to #222 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (01/15/2010) [-]
Well I wouldn't be so far behind in my job if you'd slow it down. SO NYAAH :Pt
User avatar #222 to #225 - Arsonist (01/15/2010) [-]
Hey you know what? We're in a real shitty economy right now so I'm giving you tons of business. I don't wanna hear any of your complaints.
#223 to #226 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (01/16/2010) [-]
I'm the one person who doesn't need that, because I am so lazy I would rather get set on fire by a maniac with amazing ha----- hey what are you doing on next Wednesday?
User avatar #224 to #227 - Arsonist (01/16/2010) [-]
Umm, nothing much, I gotta take the car in around 11:00 that day and I have a dermatologist appointment around 1:30. I think that's because of all the burns. Why?
#225 to #228 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (01/17/2010) [-]
Grab a bottle of kerosene, lighter fluid, oil, gas, and some fire works. I have an idea...
User avatar #226 to #229 - Arsonist (01/19/2010) [-]
Done, where do I need to go and when do I need to be there?
#227 to #230 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (01/19/2010) [-]
The corner of sesame street and electric avenue in zoobalumjupe island on February 31 at 13:70 qm.
User avatar #228 to #231 - Arsonist (01/19/2010) [-]
Okay, need me to bring anything else? A sandwich? Perhaps some hookers? A cute, cuddly kitty?
#236 to #232 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (01/20/2010) [-]
A lighter might be helpful.
User avatar #237 to #240 - Arsonist (01/20/2010) [-]
I have plenty of those. Is this all you really need?
#238 to #241 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (01/20/2010) [-]
Can you kill me with those? If yes that's all I need. If no bring a shotgun, and some bullets for good measure, and maybe a gameboy because it's a long fucking drive.
User avatar #239 to #242 - Arsonist (01/20/2010) [-]
Oh you want me to kill you? That's simple, let me put on my fisting glove.
User avatar #247 to #243 - Arsonist (01/24/2010) [-]
Fuck how did you know I always wanted that?! You're so thoughtful. So when should I kill you?
#246 to #243 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (01/24/2010) [-]
I just got the idea for a christmas gift for you, you ready? A dead baby wrapped in pretty lights! Great right?
User avatar #245 to #243 - Arsonist (01/22/2010) [-]
So do dead babies...wait did I say that out loud?
#244 to #243 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (01/22/2010) [-]
Pretty lights make everything fun.
User avatar #241 to #243 - Arsonist (01/20/2010) [-]
Fine, but this way is just so much more fun.
#240 to #243 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (01/20/2010) [-]
Whoa slow down with that idea, the only person who fists me is a certain someone who wears leather, and doesn't believe in a safe word.
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